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[Hipple Long Ware & Peete]

and to top it off I asked her on a scale of 1-10 how much do you trust me and she said an "8" along with "I am getting a really good vibe from you."

If she didn't run off after this cornball line, you're golden.

I was hoping that was offered info. I love that this was added as a 'kicker' to the tale..

 

[Hipple Long Ware & Peete]

Jeebus are you looking to get married or get laid? Go with the sure thing and hit #2 like a rented pinata.

wouldn't you hit a rented pinata gently?

 

[Evilgrin 72]

You seem like a good person with a big heart, I like those qualities.

vegetable crudite. 

GAY

:fuller:

 

[Hipple Long Ware & Peete]

Wolf, I am Jersey born and raised and spent MANY summers in LBI, Manasquan, Bradley, etc... so I know where you're coming from with the whole beach house thing. Having a full share is like a golden ticket - and you need to parlay that into as much tang as possible. Here's what you do, and it really is this simple.

If #2 is there this weekend and #1 isn't : Grab #2 and commence banging like a screen door in a hurricane. Hope it never gets back to #1. If it does, tell her you were really bummed that she (#1) didn't show up, and so you got really drunk and don't remember anything after that. If that works, hit #1. If not, to hell with her and spend the rest of the summer stuffing #2 like a Thanksgiving turkey.

If they both show up : Try to hook up with #1 early on in the night, and out of sight of #2. Obviously, you prefer #1, so see if she goes for it. If so, grab #1 at the end of the night and yodel in the canyon. If she tells you to go scratch, immediately launch an all-out assault on #2. Invite her to a tubesteak festival in your room. This will have one of two effects. Either #1 will get all pissed off and want nothing to do with you, in which case, your decision is made, or, #1 will get jealous. Then, hopefully, you can parlay that jealousy into at least some oral from #1.

Some observations :

I'd go with #2. I think Julianne Moore is hotter than Andie McDowell, but that's just me. Also, you say #1 has to "have sex differently" because of a hip injury. I suppose there's a chance that would be a good thing, but I'd bet against it. Also, you say she needs to be in love with a guy to have sex with him. DO NOT, under any circumstances, tell a girl you love her in a beach house in June. This will ruin your summer, GUARANTEED.

Also, in case I didn't mention it, DO NOT TELL EITHER OF THESE GIRLS YOU LOVE HER unless you want to spend the rest of your summer sitting on the beach at sunset holding hands while the rest of your friends are doing beer bongs off the balcony and getting ready to go out and chase trim. Don't be that guy. Don't be a dork.

That is all.

great posting .. my fav was

Also, you say #1 has to "have sex differently" because of a hip injury. I suppose there's a chance that would be a good thing, but I'd bet against it.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

great posting .. my fav was

Also, you say #1 has to "have sex differently" because of a hip injury. I suppose there's a chance that would be a good thing, but I'd bet against it.

Thanks. I'm dying to know whether that IS a good thing or not, I'm hoping Wolf can come through with the goods here.....

 

[The_Hunchback]

great posting .. my fav was

Also, you say #1 has to "have sex differently" because of a hip injury. I suppose there's a chance that would be a good thing, but I'd bet against it.

Thanks. I'm dying to know whether that IS a good thing or not, I'm hoping Wolf can come through with the goods here.....

The magic 8 ball has spoken and said Yes. The magic 8 ball is all knowing and can't be argued with.

 

[Hipple Long Ware & Peete]

Ya know, I always wanted to live in NYC, but this "summering" crap is pretty friggin lame IMO.

Pretentious pricks it sounds like.

I dunno. This summering, if anything like dewey beach where i've been a few times, is more like spring break for 30 somethings and is nothing pretentious. Having a 'full share' bed is key. Thsi means you should be gettin tail every night as chicks end up sleeping nder tables and beds. The house I stayed in had 5 beds and avg 25 people a night fwiw.

 

[Our Gang]

Threesome.

I guess you missed the menage a trois reference

 

[Hipple Long Ware & Peete]

You guys must think I act like this every freaking weekend, get a grip - you are allowed to act like a jackass 1 day out of the year aren't you?

btw looks like I can still reel in blue eyes, just got an email from her:

Hi <Wolf>,

How are you feeling this fine Monday?  I am exhausted.  I stayed out there later than I had wanted to yesterday but it was fun.  I got too much sun on the beach yesterday.  I just want you to know that even though I said it yesterday I am not mad at you.  I know that you were drunk and having fun, it was your birthday so somethings that you said were funny and some were a little less funny...but it's cool no worries.  Did you enjoy your birthday weekend???

This is great booty call material. Keep this as a canteen.

 

[Hipple Long Ware & Peete]

:(

Only one of the two girls show up.... It's your birthday..... Beer is flowing... At a beach house...

And you can't parlay this into a roll in the hay. The stars were all lined up for you and you pissed it down your leg.

Have a great summer.

I think we are giving him too much #### for passing out and not getting laid on his birthday. Anyone who has ever done some serious drinking at one of these plcaes can attest. Add in the birthday shots and you are lucky she still will talk to you. I find it funny that people are knocking his game left and right. He's made soem mistakes, but all in all still in the ballpark. Just like the homer thread. Some people just like knocking others down...

 

[Wolf]

I don't have much more to add regarding her hip, she has not been out since that w/e, I did say "kinky" when she mentioned it and she laughed, so maybe it is a good thing, I like my women on top.

 

[Hipple Long Ware & Peete]

After reading all 3 pages, I'm gonna have to go read Homer Simpson's date recap again to get the foul taste out of my mouth of this thread.  EG72, you're en fuego! 

Wolf - dude, really... look at your hand and smile at it, cause that is the only action you're gonna see this summer.

It is funny because both of these threads will continue for a while with updates and it appears that both wolf & HJS are doing a good job updatingWolf - sounds like you are dogding a bullet and still have a shot with the girl. I would email back saying thanks for being so cool. looking forward to seeing you next weekend (and maybe playing a game of BBQ) - the stuff in the parentheses is optional of course

EG - you my freind are rollin' keep it up.

i wouldn't respond to this except with a brief, "yeah, had fun, see you next weekend"

 

[Hipple Long Ware & Peete]

I think I did pretty good damage control (no response yet)...

Well I am glad you are not mad, and I am truly sorry for my behavior, I do not like to get that drunk and I am actually glad I crashed so early on Friday and Saturday since it limited the amount of damage I could do to any of the credibility I still had left.  Hopefully you still had a good time over the weekend, I was a little bummed that so many people cancelled at the last minute, maybe more will show up on July 8th (next party).  It also seemed like we did not get a chance to hangout much, maybe next time.  You seem like a good person with a big heart, I like those qualities.

At the beginning of the summer, I said to myself that I was going to try to make it out to FI every weekend, but I think I need to take a week off, my apt. needs some work, I have been neglecting it and need to give it a little love this week.  I might have some friends over later in the week if I can get it presentable - I need to pick up an AC as well.  I'll keep you in the loop if you want to come to the big apple, I have some left over food that never made it out on the trip - too much for me, some good stuff too like clams / burgers / pasta salad / vegetable crudite.  Well I gotta get back to the grind...

Talk to you soon!

-wolf

funny thing is on the ferry ride back, one of the guys in the house sat next to her and when he was chatting her up, he asked her if she likes girls! It was classic, he had no idea that was what I said to get her riled up the previous night, her response to him was, have you been hanging out with <wolf> or something? And he followed it up with something like, "no, you just seem like the kind of girl that would be into that sort of thing"(!)

vegetable crudite

SEACREST OUT!

 

[Our Gang]

on a side note, I ordered a ton of meat from fresh direct:

Boneless Thin-Sliced Chicken Cutlet Value Pack (4lb pack, Grade A, Standard Pack)

Chicken Wings, Bulk Pack (Bag of 35)

10 lb Fresh Ground Sirloin Hamburgers (USDA Choice)

Top Round London Broil Value Pack (pack of 4 steaks 1" thick, USDA Choice, Standard Pack)

This is getting delivered at my house on Thursday night - Freeze everything?

Please dont ever refer to this as steak again.

 

[Wolf]

blue eyes is not in the house though, she is a friend of one of the girls in the house who also has a few sisters, one of which I think I have a legit shot with the only neg on her is she wears her hair like cindi lauper fortunately she has a cuter face then CL.

 

[Wolf]

on a side note, I ordered a ton of meat from fresh direct:

Boneless Thin-Sliced Chicken Cutlet Value Pack (4lb pack, Grade A, Standard Pack)

Chicken Wings, Bulk Pack (Bag of 35)

10 lb Fresh Ground Sirloin Hamburgers (USDA Choice)

Top Round London Broil Value Pack (pack of 4 steaks 1" thick, USDA Choice, Standard Pack)

This is getting delivered at my house on Thursday night - Freeze everything?

Please dont ever refer to this as steak again.

I got some good compliments on the broils, I guess my guests' palates are not as refined as the avg fbg

 

[Evilgrin 72]

There were some missteps, but this situation is eminently salvageable. Of course, if he gets all jacked up on wine coolers this weekend, puts a lampshade on his head and asks her to play Elephant (pulls his pockets inside out and tells her to "find the trunk") - then all may be lost.

 

[Our Gang]

Seriously you are working this whole deal the hard way. Just hang out, have a good time, get everybody drunk and if it is going to happen it will. I just think that you are forcing the issue and trying much to hard.

 

[texasyankee]

There were some missteps, but this situation is eminently salvageable. Of course, if he gets all jacked up on wine coolers this weekend, puts a lampshade on his head and asks her to play Elephant (pulls his pockets inside out and tells her to "find the trunk") - then all may be lost.

It is masterful bon mots like that, that have gotten EG to where he is todayThe only thread that is making me laugh more right now is Mojo's cat on fire

 

[Evilgrin 72]

There were some missteps, but this situation is eminently salvageable.  Of course, if he gets all jacked up on wine coolers this weekend, puts a lampshade on his head and asks her to play Elephant (pulls his pockets inside out and tells her to "find the trunk") - then all may be lost.

It is masterful bon mots like that, that have gotten EG to where he is todayThe only thread that is making me laugh more right now is Mojo's cat on fire

That's an amazing story. This thread and the HJS/Chipotle thread are my two favorites right now because the end of the tales have yet to be written.....

 

[KnowledgeReignsSupreme]

Hi <Wolf>,

Translation: No term of endearment, just hi. Establishing the friends only boundary.

How are you feeling this fine Monday? I am exhausted. I stayed out there later than I had wanted to yesterday but it was fun.

Translation: I had sex with someone else after I left.

I just want you to know that even though I said it yesterday I am not mad at you.

Translation: I'm not mad, I'm really ####### ticked off.

I know that you were drunk and having fun,

Translation: You're a typical guy that I wouldn't let touch me.

it was your birthday so somethings that you said were funny and some were a little less funny...but it's cool no worries.

Translation: We can still be friends. Maybe. Definitely no friends with benefits.

 

[Wolf]

nah I think you are way off base with that translation, she isn't even in the house - no reason to establish the friends boundary with an email, I think she is still digging my #### by the eye contact she was making on the ferry ride back, definitely some potential nookie to be had, also forgot to mention she was checking me out from our deck when I was flirting with her friend's sister at the bar on Sunday afternoon.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

nah I think you are way off base with that translation, she isn't even in the house - no reason to establish the friends boundary with an email, I think she is still digging my #### by the eye contact she was making on the ferry ride back, definitely some potential nookie to be had, also forgot to mention she was checking me out from our deck when I was flirting with her friend's sister at the bar on Sunday afternoon.

Just don't suggest any hot action between her and a goat next weekend and you may be able to repair the breach.

 

[KnowledgeReignsSupreme]

nah I think you are way off base with that translation, she isn't even in the house - no reason to establish the friends boundary with an email, I think she is still digging my #### by the eye contact she was making on the ferry ride back, definitely some potential nookie to be had, also forgot to mention she was checking me out from our deck when I was flirting with her friend's sister at the bar on Sunday afternoon.

You really sound like a 17 year who's about to get his first piece after prom.

 

[Wolf]

I will say I will be happy when this dry spell is over, so yeah I may sound like a kid in a candy store

 

[Evilgrin 72]

I'm rooting for you Wolf. You realize we will now expect constant updates.....

 

[blake]

nah I think you are way off base with that translation, she isn't even in the house - no reason to establish the friends boundary with an email, I think she is still digging my #### by the eye contact she was making on the ferry ride back, definitely some potential nookie to be had, also forgot to mention she was checking me out from our deck when I was flirting with her friend's sister at the bar on Sunday afternoon.

You really sound like a 17 year who's about to get his first piece after prom.

Hate to say, I'm firmly entrenched in Knowledge's corner after reading all of this thread.Still, major props to EG72 for sticking by his man, but even EG seems to be getting a bit wary of this puppy (ooops, sorry Wolf ).

 

[Evilgrin 72]

nah I think you are way off base with that translation, she isn't even in the house - no reason to establish the friends boundary with an email, I think she is still digging my #### by the eye contact she was making on the ferry ride back, definitely some potential nookie to be had, also forgot to mention she was checking me out from our deck when I was flirting with her friend's sister at the bar on Sunday afternoon.

You really sound like a 17 year who's about to get his first piece after prom.

Hate to say, I'm firmly entrenched in Knowledge's corner after reading all of this thread.Still, major props to EG72 for sticking by his man, but even EG seems to be getting a bit wary of this puppy (ooops, sorry Wolf ).

Wary, yes.... but I still think Wolf will have carnal knowledge of at least one of these two women by Labor Day.Then again, I also bet on Drago over Rocky in their big Christmas Eve fight in Moscow, so.......

 

[blake]

Wary, yes.... but I still think Wolf will have carnal knowledge of at least one of these two women by Labor Day.

Then again, I also bet on Drago over Rocky in their big Christmas Eve fight in Moscow, so.......

Big difference though, EG! Drago seemed so plausible! Who knew that it would take heavenly intervention (also known as Hollywood) to butt in.Wait...actually...maybe you're right - not that much of a difference. After all, it will take heavenly intervention for Puppy to get laid here, so you're probably right on the mark!

 

[texasyankee]

There were some missteps, but this situation is eminently salvageable.  Of course, if he gets all jacked up on wine coolers this weekend, puts a lampshade on his head and asks her to play Elephant (pulls his pockets inside out and tells her to "find the trunk") - then all may be lost.

It is masterful bon mots like that, that have gotten EG to where he is todayThe only thread that is making me laugh more right now is Mojo's cat on fire

That's an amazing story. This thread and the HJS/Chipotle thread are my two favorites right now because the end of the tails have yet to be written.....

Fixed

 

[Joe Mammy]

After a cursory skim of this thread it sounds like our hero has a beach party house packed with an abundance of trim to entertain.Why not go directly from heavy drinking to supplying a gallon of Wesson and a game of Twister? Only the Irish will crawl over the naked bodies to get to another beer.Carry on...

 

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Sounds to me like you need to make a jug of fuzzy navels and play some spin the bottle. You might get to french kiss a girl

 

[JAA]

I dont mind you have no game and are floundering, but you have 3 problems:1. You have not increased your potential sack count up from 2. You are still harping on these 2 girls. Are they the only ones in the zip code?2. Why would you leave island paradise during the week? Get acquainted with the bartenders during the week to help establish game on the weekends.3. You continue to post here

 

[Hipple Long Ware & Peete]

There were some missteps, but this situation is eminently salvageable. Of course, if he gets all jacked up on wine coolers this weekend, puts a lampshade on his head and asks her to play Elephant (pulls his pockets inside out and tells her to "find the trunk") - then all may be lost.

Are you kidding me? I think you just inspired me to do this.

 

[Franknbeans]

but who does #2 work for?

 

[Evilgrin 72]

There were some missteps, but this situation is eminently salvageable.  Of course, if he gets all jacked up on wine coolers this weekend, puts a lampshade on his head and asks her to play Elephant (pulls his pockets inside out and tells her to "find the trunk") - then all may be lost.

Are you kidding me? I think you just inspired me to do this.

I will expect a full report.

 

[Disco Stu]

I think I did pretty good damage control (no response yet)...

You thought wrong. That was brutal. Keep it short. Keep her wanting more. That was WAY too much rambling. The "big heart" portion made me throw up in my mouth a little. :X :

 

[Klecko HOF]

I dont mind you have no game and are floundering, but you have 3 problems:

1. You have not increased your potential sack count up from 2. You are still harping on these 2 girls. Are they the only ones in the zip code?

2. Why would you leave island paradise during the week? Get acquainted with the bartenders during the week to help establish game on the weekends.

3. You continue to post here

True, very true. JAA is right.You never limit yourself, or your options. Try to get as much as possible, while staying cool. Don't hang around them too much or spend too much time trying to bag them. You might miss out on some real ###. Don't play all your cards on only these two chicks. Give them a chance to "miss" you.

 

[KnowledgeReignsSupreme]

It's the weekend now so you better be getting some. I expect a detailed report Monday afternoon.

 

[blake]

It's the weekend now so you better be getting some. I expect a detailed report Monday afternoon.

oh wait...that was a joke, right?

 

[slayer666]

Can't you walk down and screw all the cows?

This was my first thought as well. Do all of 'em.

 

[JAA]

its Monday

 

[GStrot]

Don't get a hickey. That is all the advice I have for you.

 

[Shooter McGavin]

Another weekend gone by of spanking it and talking to these chicks about their feelings, while they're getting railed by other dudes, no doubt.

 

[Hipple Long Ware & Peete]

Don't get a hickey. That is all the advice I have for you.

yeah hickeys went out in middle school

 

[JAA]

Another weekend gone by of spanking it and talking to these chicks about their feelings, while they're getting railed by other dudes, no doubt.

 

[Wolf]

I didn't make it down last weekend, had some things to take care of in the city. A followup update, #1 & #2 are out of the picture temporarily. Regarding #1 (aka Julianne Moore), recap of that weekend already discussed: she showed up on Saturday morning, I was already at the beach and later by the pool and did not make it back to the house until 4PM to start cooking, apparently she was pissed at this and ended up hanging out with one of the guys she met last summer (who is a share in my house). It further annoyed her that I tried to prepare food for the BBQ rather then hanging out with her, so I proceeded to get drunk and then after reaching max drunken stupor said the stuff previously mentioned in the thread which was the icing on the cake. Apparently she had told me at the bar she was interested in this other dude, but in my state of inebriation that did not stop me from telling her she could still crash in my bed and that I wanted to see her hook up with another girl this weekend So I find this out after a few emails with her, last week she goes out on a date with this dude from my house - very very quiet guy, I was suprised he even made a move on her that weekend. She reports back he is too quiet for her, too much awkward silence, also tells me she wants to go down this (past) weekend, keep in mind she is not in the house but her friend is - but we have a very open policy with guests. I send her a reply regarding her date with quiet guy, "that's pretty funny because some of the girls in the house said you were too quiet for me (no offense)." To my surprise, I get a phone call from her 5 minutes later and we chatted for about 15-20 minutes - I had to get her off the phone since I was at work. Long story short seems like she may be interested once I found out why she was initially upset (not being at the house Saturday morning/afternoon), but it's not like she tried calling me on my cell to track me down. So now she is concerned about visiting the house with him there, he's a pilot and has a lot of time off - she just wants to hang out this summer and have fun - she is not looking for a relationship (score).Regarding #2 (aka Andie McDowell), word has it she is going to the house this weekend and she is bringing some metro she is dating from the school she teaches at (no idea if he is a student or what), I do know he is moving to FL on 7/3, so that door could reopen in a few weeks and I have not done or said anything to #2 to upset her, other then mention the connection I made with #1 - not knowing she was actually interested at the time. I intend to go down this weekend and play it cool, pretty much not give either much attention, maybe #1 if she shows interest but I am not going to pursue, if it happens it happens, in the mean time I will be looking for my lone wolves to prey on.

 

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I didn't make it down last weekend, had some things to take care of in the city. A followup update, #1 & #2 are out of the picture temporarily.

Regarding #1 (aka Julianne Moore), recap of that weekend already discussed: she showed up on Saturday morning, I was already at the beach and later by the pool and did not make it back to the house until 4PM to start cooking, apparently she was pissed at this and ended up hanging out with one of the guys she met last summer (who is a share in my house). It further annoyed her that I tried to prepare food for the BBQ rather then hanging out with her, so I proceeded to get drunk and then after reaching max drunken stupor said the stuff previously mentioned in the thread which was the icing on the cake. Apparently she had told me at the bar she was interested in this other dude, but in my state of inebriation that did not stop me from telling her she could still crash in my bed and that I wanted to see her hook up with another girl this weekend

So I find this out after a few emails with her, last week she goes out on a date with this dude from my house - very very quiet guy, I was suprised he even made a move on her that weekend. She reports back he is too quiet for her, too much awkward silence, also tells me she wants to go down this (past) weekend, keep in mind she is not in the house but her friend is - but we have a very open policy with guests. I send her a reply regarding her date with quiet guy, "that's pretty funny because some of the girls in the house said you were too quiet for me (no offense)." To my surprise, I get a phone call from her 5 minutes later and we chatted for about 15-20 minutes - I had to get her off the phone since I was at work. Long story short seems like she may be interested once I found out why she was initially upset (not being at the house Saturday morning/afternoon), but it's not like she tried calling me on my cell to track me down. So now she is concerned about visiting the house with him there, he's a pilot and has a lot of time off - she just wants to hang out this summer and have fun - she is not looking for a relationship (score).

Regarding #2 (aka Andie McDowell), word has it she is going to the house this weekend and she is bringing some metro she is dating from the school she teaches at (no idea if he is a student or what), I do know he is moving to FL on 7/3, so that door could reopen in a few weeks and I have not done or said anything to #2 to upset her, other then mention the connection I made with #1 - not knowing she was actually interested at the time. I intend to go down this weekend and play it cool, pretty much not give either much attention, maybe #1 if she shows interest but I am not going to pursue, if it happens it happens, in the mean time I will be looking for my lone wolves to prey on.

This guy can't be older than 19.

 

[DPRugby]

I didn't make it down last weekend, had some things to take care of in the city. A followup update, #1 & #2 are out of the picture temporarily.

Regarding #1 (aka Julianne Moore), recap of that weekend already discussed: she showed up on Saturday morning, I was already at the beach and later by the pool and did not make it back to the house until 4PM to start cooking, apparently she was pissed at this and ended up hanging out with one of the guys she met last summer (who is a share in my house). It further annoyed her that I tried to prepare food for the BBQ rather then hanging out with her, so I proceeded to get drunk and then after reaching max drunken stupor said the stuff previously mentioned in the thread which was the icing on the cake. Apparently she had told me at the bar she was interested in this other dude, but in my state of inebriation that did not stop me from telling her she could still crash in my bed and that I wanted to see her hook up with another girl this weekend

So I find this out after a few emails with her, last week she goes out on a date with this dude from my house - very very quiet guy, I was suprised he even made a move on her that weekend. She reports back he is too quiet for her, too much awkward silence, also tells me she wants to go down this (past) weekend, keep in mind she is not in the house but her friend is - but we have a very open policy with guests. I send her a reply regarding her date with quiet guy, "that's pretty funny because some of the girls in the house said you were too quiet for me (no offense)." To my surprise, I get a phone call from her 5 minutes later and we chatted for about 15-20 minutes - I had to get her off the phone since I was at work. Long story short seems like she may be interested once I found out why she was initially upset (not being at the house Saturday morning/afternoon), but it's not like she tried calling me on my cell to track me down. So now she is concerned about visiting the house with him there, he's a pilot and has a lot of time off - she just wants to hang out this summer and have fun - she is not looking for a relationship (score).

Regarding #2 (aka Andie McDowell), word has it she is going to the house this weekend and she is bringing some metro she is dating from the school she teaches at (no idea if he is a student or what), I do know he is moving to FL on 7/3, so that door could reopen in a few weeks and I have not done or said anything to #2 to upset her, other then mention the connection I made with #1 - not knowing she was actually interested at the time. I intend to go down this weekend and play it cool, pretty much not give either much attention, maybe #1 if she shows interest but I am not going to pursue, if it happens it happens, in the mean time I will be looking for my lone wolves to prey on.

In other words,