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Jesus Wolf. Even I'm starting to think this is ugly.Post some pics and redeem yourself, young padawan.

 
> Who is Julianne's girlfriend that she visits?Some other girl in the house - different room, not interested in her - not my type, unlike some of the critics here that look like they would shag any chick with a #### and a heartbeatfirst of all, what the hell is a ####. I know all about ### and everyone likes a good #####, but WTF is a ####? :shrug:

 
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Who is Julianne's girlfriend that she visits?

Some other girl in the house - different room, not interested in her - not my type, unlike some of the critics here that look like they would shag any chick with a #### and a heartbeat
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What's wrong with that?Wolf, this has degenerated quickly. Your corpse is rotting and maggots have infested every orifice in your body.

You're not helping your cause either. You have played things far too safe, which is a mistake I myself made when I was much younger. Boy did I learn my lesson. After being ridiculed by my friends for missing out on tons of ###, I learned really quick. With women, it's ok to be patient, to a point, but you haven't taken any chances.

Step up to the plate, man. You sound like a young kid looking to avoid being dissed. Big deal. Stop playing games and do something. You're near the beach, right? Grab some beers or some wine, get some chairs and go sit in the sand a nd get her ### drunk. Make your move or ask her if she wants to go back to your room/place.

Simple.
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I hear you man, and I appreciate the candor and to an extent can understand the flaming going on for holding out for this chick - I will say she does not like players (I am certainly not one of them) and if I strike out next week my game plan will open up to other targets, heck even the first weekend I started looking for other options and then found out I had a shot with her, IMO there's a large talent gap between her and the other options in the house and word travels FAST if I were to hook with something else (in the house or not).
 
Who is Julianne's girlfriend that she visits?

Some other girl in the house - different room, not interested in her - not my type, unlike some of the critics here that look like they would shag any chick with a #### and a heartbeat
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What's wrong with that?Wolf, this has degenerated quickly. Your corpse is rotting and maggots have infested every orifice in your body.

You're not helping your cause either. You have played things far too safe, which is a mistake I myself made when I was much younger. Boy did I learn my lesson. After being ridiculed by my friends for missing out on tons of ###, I learned really quick. With women, it's ok to be patient, to a point, but you haven't taken any chances.

Step up to the plate, man. You sound like a young kid looking to avoid being dissed. Big deal. Stop playing games and do something. You're near the beach, right? Grab some beers or some wine, get some chairs and go sit in the sand a nd get her ### drunk. Make your move or ask her if she wants to go back to your room/place.

Simple.
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I hear you man, and I appreciate the candor and to an extent can understand the flaming going on for holding out for this chick - I will say she does not like players (I am certainly not one of them) and if I strike out next week my game plan will open up to other targets, heck even the first weekend I started looking for other options and then found out I had a shot with her, IMO there's a large talent gap between her and the other options in the house and word travels FAST if I were to hook with something else (in the house or not).
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Hey you never know unless you try, right?Chicks are funny. You think you have them pegged, until you find out some dish on them, something completely different from what you assumed.

I think you're giving her far too much credit. Hell, she laid in bed with some dude, yet she makes like she's interested in you.

Either she digs you or she doesn't. You're 34, not 16. A man has confidence, stones. The guys here are right. You're much too passive. Chicks don't like that. Most chicks will not come out and make a move, but give you signs to show they're interested. I am not sure how much experience you have but you need to take a chance.

 
I hear you man, and I appreciate the candor and to an extent can understand the flaming going on for holding out for this chick - I will say she does not like players (I am certainly not one of them) and if I strike out next week my game plan will open up to other targets, heck even the first weekend I started looking for other options and then found out I had a shot with her, IMO there's a large talent gap between her and the other options in the house and word travels FAST if I were to hook with something else (in the house or not).
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Dude, seriously, look outside the house. You're severely limiting your options, and things get weird if you bone someone in the house and it doesn't work out.
 
turns out I had "3-some" on my mind and she got po'd when I asked her if she was into chicks, I think the actual words I used were, "I want you to hook up with a girl this weekend"
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:o No game. None. If you get laid this summer, there will certainly need to be roofies involved.
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nah I just have to not be celebrating my birthday and accepting shots from everyone in the house
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This proves Wolf = Alias as his birthday was June 11th according to his profile and he mentioned his birthday was recently in this post from the 13th above!Wolf= :own3d:

 
You guys must think I act like this every freaking weekend, get a grip - you are allowed to act like a jackass 1 day out of the year aren't you?

btw looks like I can still reel in blue eyes, just got an email from her:

Hi <Wolf>,

How are you feeling this fine Monday?  I am exhausted.  I stayed out there later than I had wanted to yesterday but it was fun.  I got too much sun on the beach yesterday.  I just want you to know that even though I said it yesterday I am not mad at you.  I know that you were drunk and having fun, it was your birthday so somethings that you said were funny and some were a little less funny...but it's cool no worries.  Did you enjoy your birthday weekend???
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turns out I had "3-some" on my mind and she got po'd when I asked her if she was into chicks, I think the actual words I used were, "I want you to hook up with a girl this weekend"
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:o No game. None. If you get laid this summer, there will certainly need to be roofies involved.
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nah I just have to not be celebrating my birthday and accepting shots from everyone in the house
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This proves Wolf = Alias as his birthday was June 11th according to his profile and he mentioned his birthday was recently in this post from the 13th above!Wolf= :own3d:
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:lol: :moneybag: :moneybag:

 
You guys must think I act like this every freaking weekend, get a grip - you are allowed to act like a jackass 1 day out of the year aren't you?

btw looks like I can still reel in blue eyes, just got an email from her:

Hi <Wolf>,

How are you feeling this fine Monday?  I am exhausted.  I stayed out there later than I had wanted to yesterday but it was fun.  I got too much sun on the beach yesterday.  I just want you to know that even though I said it yesterday I am not mad at you.  I know that you were drunk and having fun, it was your birthday so somethings that you said were funny and some were a little less funny...but it's cool no worries.  Did you enjoy your birthday weekend???
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Dude,You are so far in the "friends zone".

Move on.

 
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You guys must think I act like this every freaking weekend, get a grip - you are allowed to act like a jackass 1 day out of the year aren't you?

btw looks like I can still reel in blue eyes, just got an email from her:

Hi <Wolf>,

How are you feeling this fine Monday?  I am exhausted.  I stayed out there later than I had wanted to yesterday but it was fun.  I got too much sun on the beach yesterday.  I just want you to know that even though I said it yesterday I am not mad at you.  I know that you were drunk and having fun, it was your birthday so somethings that you said were funny and some were a little less funny...but it's cool no worries.  Did you enjoy your birthday weekend???
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Dude,You are so far in the "friends zone".

Move on.
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turns out I had "3-some" on my mind and she got po'd when I asked her if she was into chicks, I think the actual words I used were, "I want you to hook up with a girl this weekend"
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:o No game. None. If you get laid this summer, there will certainly need to be roofies involved.
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nah I just have to not be celebrating my birthday and accepting shots from everyone in the house
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This proves Wolf = Alias as his birthday was June 11th according to his profile and he mentioned his birthday was recently in this post from the 13th above!Wolf= :own3d:
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wow I am speechless that was some incredible sleuthing you did to deduce my true innernet identity :rolleyes:
 
turns out I had "3-some" on my mind and she got po'd when I asked her if she was into chicks, I think the actual words I used were, "I want you to hook up with a girl this weekend"
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:o No game. None. If you get laid this summer, there will certainly need to be roofies involved.
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nah I just have to not be celebrating my birthday and accepting shots from everyone in the house
Click to expand...
This proves Wolf = Alias as his birthday was June 11th according to his profile and he mentioned his birthday was recently in this post from the 13th above!Wolf= :own3d:
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wow I am speechless that was some incredible sleuthing you did to deduce my true innernet identity :rolleyes:
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Not really, I just asked the right people!
 
turns out I had "3-some" on my mind and she got po'd when I asked her if she was into chicks, I think the actual words I used were, "I want you to hook up with a girl this weekend"
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:o No game. None. If you get laid this summer, there will certainly need to be roofies involved.
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nah I just have to not be celebrating my birthday and accepting shots from everyone in the house
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This proves Wolf = Alias as his birthday was June 11th according to his profile and he mentioned his birthday was recently in this post from the 13th above!Wolf= :own3d:
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wow I am speechless that was some incredible sleuthing you did to deduce my true innernet identity :rolleyes:
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OVVN3D!!!!
 
I did not take this photo - so sorry it is a little blurry - #1 or whatever number I assigned her is on the left, girl on the right is some random chick that was a guest at the house that weekend.

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How would you play this? ... 325 Wolf 4713 Today, 12:08 PMcurious to see how pics spike this when I change the title

 
I did not take this photo - so sorry it is a little blurry - #1 or whatever number I assigned her is on the left, girl on the right is some random chick that was a guest at the house that weekend.

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She's out of your league.
 
being a ####### boy scout. But lately I've been seeing it differently. Now I think moral fiber's about finding that one thing you really care about. That one special thing that means more to you than anything else in the world. And when you find her, you fight for her. You risk it all, you put her in front of everything, your life, all of it. And maybe the stuff you do to help her isn't so clean. You know what? It doesn't matter. Because in your heart you know, that the juice is worth the squeeze. That's what moral fiber's all about.
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I did not take this photo - so sorry it is a little blurry - #1 or whatever number I assigned her is on the left, girl on the right is some random chick that was a guest at the house that weekend.

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Bro, she's built like the s--t and she's good to go. Get 6-7 drinks in her (more if she's a big drinker) and then at some point during the night "end up" next to her outside and mention that you feel like going to the beach. Find any excuse to make it seem like this is a great idea (too crowded inside, the music they're playing sucks, you feel like going swimming, whatever....just don't make it obvious at ALL that you're trying to coax her out into the darkness.) If she goes with you, you're golden. If not, head out to the beach by yourself, whack off into the tide by the light of the summer moon, then grab a funnel, go back to the house, and do beer bongs until you throw up. Your vomit must be cold coming back up, otherwise it doesn't count.
 
with "rocket fuels" - it only takes 3also she is staying in the same room as me, and she is coming out mid week when nobody will be around, no need to take a hike across the island (we are on the bay side)but wise words indeed

 
Been reading this one and all I can say is make your move on someone. ID who you really are feeling it for and get your game on because it will be fall before you know it and you will be kicking yourself. Let me tell you now- make a cheesecake. Chicks LOVE cheesecake!

 
I did not take this photo - so sorry it is a little blurry - #1 or whatever number I assigned her is on the left, girl on the right is some random chick that was a guest at the house that weekend.

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You should have tried to nail the chick on the right. :yes:
 
I did not take this photo - so sorry it is a little blurry - #1 or whatever number I assigned her is on the left, girl on the right is some random chick that was a guest at the house that weekend.

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You should have tried to nail the chick on the right. :yes:
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you can't really tell in the photo but the chick on the right has really bad acne and turns out to be the chick that dude who crashed in #1's bed the first night ended up making out with right in front of #1
 
With the exception of the hair, she doesn't look anything like ANdy McDowell.

YOU LIED TO US :rant:
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pick a better celeb-look-a-like?bikini pic to come when I return - that will knock your socks off

 
How would you play this? ... 325 Wolf 4713 Today, 12:08 PMcurious to see how pics spike this when I change the title
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I'd suggest fixing the title. This thread is only 7 pages long, so how can pics be on page 10? (preferences = :brush: )Suggest you use post # within the thread.
 
With the exception of the hair, she doesn't look anything like ANdy McDowell.

YOU LIED TO US :rant:
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She's definitely boneable though.Where the F are those bikini pics I've been hearing about, Wolf?

 
I have yet to take it, plus you know how much ABUSE I would have taken if I said I started to take pictures of her when she was at the beach before I successfully shagged her? :stalker:

 
I did not take this photo - so sorry it is a little blurry - #1 or whatever number I assigned her is on the left, girl on the right is some random chick that was a guest at the house that weekend.

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Good work Alias. Mide-as-well post with your real username now. The pics look nice, much props for putting them up. Now get off the comp and get to the bone'n :thumbup:
 
I have yet to take it, plus you know how much ABUSE I would have taken if I said I started to take pictures of her when she was at the beach before I successfully shagged her?  :stalker:
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Well, until you get that pic, you obviously need to post one of some dude that she knows. :wheelhouse:
 
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How would you play this?  ...  325  Wolf  4713  Today, 12:08 PM

curious to see how pics spike this when I change the title
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I'd suggest fixing the title. This thread is only 7 pages long, so how can pics be on page 10? (preferences = :brush: )Suggest you use post # within the thread.
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I'm with you. :banned:
 
I have yet to take it, plus you know how much ABUSE I would have taken if I said I started to take pictures of her when she was at the beach before I successfully shagged her? :stalker:
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Well, until you get that pic, you obviously need to post of some dude that she knows. :wheelhouse:
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:yes:
 
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