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How would you play this? (1 Viewer)
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Evilgrin 72
Distributor of Pain
Thanks, dude.Check out the new pics in the profile. She's definitely bang-able.... looks like a decent little package going there.
Klecko HOF
Footballguy
I said the same thing earlier.Grab some brews or some wine, drag her ### down to the beach and get busy.Stop wasting time.
Evilgrin 72
Distributor of Pain
Would I find the definition for this in the same dictionary with "die or need" ?
Evilgrin 72
Distributor of Pain
You could land a helicopter on her forehead!
I don't agree with this, but that was friggin funny.
Evilgrin 72
Distributor of Pain
I need to be on that bikini list........
Village Idiot
Pokerguy
Bah. Don't listen to the naysayers Wolf.I'd hit it.
Evilgrin 72
Distributor of Pain
You sure? I swam competitively for 5 years, I'm SURE I can find a speedo shot I can scan and PM to you....
Evilgrin 72
Distributor of Pain
Bikini pic, please.
Miggity
not a phallus
Sweet sassy molassy. The only reason came in here was to track down wtf you guys were talking about in the pic [deleted] thread. There's about 400 posts in here. I think I have this much: Wolf met a girl and she wants him to wait all summer before the porking begins. Wolf was suspected of being a djcolts alias, but Shick outed Alias as the Wolf alias.Wolf is accused of having no game by Shooter.Can somebody fill in the blanks? I'd appreciate it.
Fine. But if I'm not laughing when I come out the other, side, I'll be looking for YOU.
Miggity
not a phallus
Is the whole thread as difficult to read as the first paragraph?
"Here's the setup, I am new to this summer house, and met a few prospects over Mem. Day w/e. I am a full share and therefore get my own bed - the room I am staying in has two other beds (bunk bed next to me) and there were 5 girls in the room with me over the holiday weekend (2 were sleeping on the floor on an aerobed) - my bed was empty."
"Here's the setup, I am new to this summer house, and met a few prospects over Mem. Day w/e. I am a full share and therefore get my own bed - the room I am staying in has two other beds (bunk bed next to me) and there were 5 girls in the room with me over the holiday weekend (2 were sleeping on the floor on an aerobed) - my bed was empty."
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Which one has the hip dysplasia again? #1 or #2?Aren't there other girls at these bars/beaches?
Miggity
not a phallus
you are either:
a) about 15 years old & have no clue what running a game is to even have to ask how to run this game.
or
b) really 34 years old, but a big dork.
Since Im guessing B, here's what I would do if I were you. Tell them ALL (#1, #2, co-worker, her friends, everyone) the truth. That you are a 34 year virgin & have no clue how to go about sacking a woman. Your life is miserable & are horny as hell. Hopefully at least one of them will feel bad enough for you that she'll give you a sympathy-sack.
For a better chance, use lots of this --->and if that still doesnt work offer some of this-->
Good luck with your escapade, Don Juan...
I'm going to give this another shot now that I'm home, Shiner Kolsch™ and Van Morrison will see me through.I have an important question for Hipple though. I am faced with an 11 page thread and most likely will drop a few smilies or one liners along the way, which then sends me to the last page. Surely Hipple has figured out a way to bounce from the end of the thread back to the post last read, right?
Miggity
not a phallus
Hipple's got this chit down. Enjoy the thread at your own pace 3 weeks after the event. Half shares are sex slaves to the full shares. Full shares are the children of rich parents. I'm a little disturbed this guy is typing instead of having sex with somebody.,Jun 7 2005, 09:07 AM]
Forgot to mention, the 1st thing that #1 says to me when I walked into our room the Friday of Mem Day w/e was that we are sharing a bedI told her, "that's cool by me - but you do realize I am a full share right?"
Are you ####ing kidding me?
Please tell me this is a fishing trip.....
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Miggity
not a phallus
I can't read all of this, but if I was a mod and knew who's alias this was, it would be very difficult to not drop some inside jokes from this thread on the Main® poster's threads.I didn't make it down last weekend, had some things to take care of in the city. A followup update, #1 & #2 are out of the picture temporarily.
Regarding #1 (aka Julianne Moore), recap of that weekend already discussed: she showed up on Saturday morning, I was already at the beach and later by the pool and did not make it back to the house until 4PM to start cooking, apparently she was pissed at thisand ended up hanging out with one of the guys she met last summer (who is a share in my house). It further annoyed her that I tried to prepare food for the BBQ rather then hanging out with her, so I proceeded to get drunk
So I find this out after a few emails with her, last week she goes out on a date with this dude from my house - very very quiet guy, I was suprised he even made a move on her that weekend. She reports back he is too quiet for her, too much awkward silence, also tells me she wants to go down this (past) weekend, keep in mind she is not in the house but her friend is - but we have a very open policy with guests. I send her a reply regarding her date with quiet guy, "that's pretty funny because some of the girls in the house said you were too quiet for me (no offense)." To my surprise, I get a phone call from her 5 minutes later and we chatted for about 15-20 minutes - I had to get her off the phone since I was at work. Long story short seems like she may be interested once I found out why she was initially upset (not being at the house Saturday morning/afternoon), but it's not like she tried calling me on my cell to track me down. So now she is concerned about visiting the house with him there, he's a pilot and has a lot of time off - she just wants to hang out this summer and have fun - she is not looking for a relationship (score).
Regarding #2 (aka Andie McDowell), word has it she is going to the house this weekend and she is bringing some metro she is dating from the school she teaches at (no idea if he is a student or what), I do know he is moving to FL on 7/3, so that door could reopen in a few weeks and I have not done or said anything to #2 to upset her, other then mention the connection I made with #1 - not knowing she was actually interested at the time. I intend to go down this weekend and play it cool, pretty much not give either much attention, maybe #1 if she shows interest but I am not going to pursue, if it happens it happens, in the mean time I will be looking for my lone wolves to prey on.
Miggity
not a phallus
We are not even saying our wimmin schtick works nor we dont fall flat on our face (when we tried). We are saying that we tried a lot more frequently than you with much less summer opportunity logistical issues.Now get to falling on your face instead of practicing the one-handed typing
Tricktickler P. Shizzle
Footballguy
Poor dog is going to fall in love with the first one that lays him.
Our Gang
Footballguy
WOLF, this is the path you are headed on and what will transpire if you keep the path you are on. Here is a sample of what we expect from you next post if you don't make your move:So she came up this week while everbody was away and here is what happened. She said it was good to come up to get away from the city because sheneeded to relax and she is glad I am here because she trusts me (i am definatley in). She said her back was sore so I asked her if she wanted a massage, I told her she didn't have to return the favor. So as I was sporting wood massaging her she fell asleep. She must really feel comfortable around me! So the phone rings and it is her metro boyfriend and I hear her tell him that she still doesn't want to move to Florida (things are looking good now). We stayed up all night drinking Zima and having a heart-to-heart. The morning came and we had passed out on the couch together. I woke up and her hand was on my chest and my heart started racing. I didn't move an inch becuase I did not want to disrupt the moment.She finally woke up and we decided to go shopping at the mall. We spent 4 hours in Macy's as I got to watch her come out of the dressing room and she asked me how she looked in about 100 different outfits (she cares how she looks around me!). So all of the sales girls kept telling me what a great guy I was for spending all this time in the store with her. After shopping we grabbed some lunch and I had some letchup on the corner of my mouth. She actually took out a napking and whiped my face clean....A sign of things to come tonight.We got home and where really started to bond when her metro bf called again. She seemed anoyed with him and after she hung up we spent the next 3 hours talking about what she should do. We opened some wine cooler and watched Oprah.She fell asleep so I woke her up and led her to the bedroom. I told her that I have alot of respect for her and that I would sleep in the other room. SHE GAVE ME A KISS ON THE CHEEK AND SAID THAT I WAS SWEET.I could not sleep after that kiss so I wrote a letter to tell her how I really feel and left it on the bed next to her for her to read when she woke up.She woke up in the morning and I felt really awkward. She said that we needed to talk. She said that I was a great guy and any woman would be stupid not to want to be with me, but that we aren't right for eachother and she doesn't want to jeopardize our friendship. I was hurt but I know that I can make her love me.
Miggity
not a phallus
JAA=oWned=supersleuth®?Not really, I just asked the right people!wow I am speechless that was some incredible sleuthing you did to deduce my true innernet identityThis proves Wolf = Alias as his birthday was June 11th according to his profile and he mentioned his birthday was recently in this post from the 13th above!Wolf=nah I just have to not be celebrating my birthday and accepting shots from everyone in the houseNo game. None. If you get laid this summer, there will certainly need to be roofies involved.
