How would you play this? (1 Viewer)

[Wolf]

"come on downstairs"not too hard, my stuff was in my bedroom - I think since it was the first time (at least that I am aware) that she was at my house she probably did not know if we had an open or closed policy of "usage" within rooms or anywhere in the house (including the deck where there were a few people hanging out), plus my closing the door when she came in probably gave her the impression we had a closed door policy (ok in the privacy of your bedroom).

 

[Klecko HOF]

So let me get this straight. You had this chick hot and moaning,w hile kissing her neck and you got up and went to the bar?WTF!?!Did you even try to seal the deal?Wolf, man, WTF!?! No, this has to be some serious fishing, and I fell for it. I'm sorry. I should have known that this was a game. Either you're seriously fishing, or you're seriously inept when it comes to women.Did you just kiss her neck? The broad was lying in your bed, letting you massage her. Didn't you grope her ### or melons? Unreal. I hope you grabbed some ice when you went to the bar....

 

[Wolf]

get a clue and read it again if you still don't know what I am talking about, read it againif you are still this clueless go read a book

 

[Klecko HOF]

get a clue and read it again

if you still don't know what I am talking about, read it again

if you are still this clueless go read a book

Yes, you're right, I guess I am clueless. I am clueless as to why you can't score in a summer house filled with drunk chicks.I am clueless as to why you give advice to others on how to pick up women, yet the only women you've been out with recently were named Handgelica and Lefty.

 

[Drifter]

get a clue and read it again

if you still don't know what I am talking about, read it again

if you are still this clueless go read a book

Yes, you're right, I guess I am clueless. I am clueless as to why you can't score in a summer house filled with drunk chicks.I am clueless as to why you give advice to others on how to pick up women, yet the only women you've been out with recently were named Handgelica and Lefty.

he mentioned that he banged the 35 Y.O. twice - once in an earlier post and once in the one in the "story" post.

 

[PC Load Letter]

get a clue and read it again

if you still don't know what I am talking about, read it again

if you are still this clueless go read a book

Wolf recommends this one for good summer reading.

 

[redman]

Does anyone else find it amusing that "wolf" has a fox as his avatar? Seems like a good metaphor . . .

 

[Wolf]

...and then she turned around and took over, that's about all I can probably get away with sharing here.

Yes, you're right, I guess I am clueless. I am clueless as to why you can't score in a summer house filled with drunk chicks.

I am clueless as to why you give advice to others on how to pick up women, yet the only women you've been out with recently were named Handgelica and Lefty.

If you are going to continue to try to bash me and sound like a broken record, at least try to get your facts straight, or act like a sheep and please follow your herd.

 

[Wolf]

Does anyone else find it amusing that "wolf" has a fox as his avatar? Seems like a good metaphor . . .

adouchbagsayswhat?

 

[SharkBait]

Good job, Wolf. Thanks for the Penthouse Letter.

 

[redman]

Does anyone else find it amusing that "wolf" has a fox as his avatar?  Seems like a good metaphor . . .

adouchbagsayswhat?

Better yet! A wolf puppy!

 

[cstu]

But I did win a game of Beirut so the weekend was not a total loss.

I don't know what this is, but you should have challenged #2 to a quick game of "Barbecue." You know, she lies down, and you throw your meat on her grill.

Damn it man, one after another!!!!

 

[cstu]

I think I did pretty good damage control (no response yet)...

Well I am glad you are not mad, and I am truly sorry for my behavior, I do not like to get that drunk and I am actually glad I crashed so early on Friday and Saturday since it limited the amount of damage I could do to any of the credibility I still had left. Hopefully you still had a good time over the weekend, I was a little bummed that so many people cancelled at the last minute, maybe more will show up on July 8th (next party). It also seemed like we did not get a chance to hangout much, maybe next time. You seem like a good person with a big heart, I like those qualities.

At the beginning of the summer, I said to myself that I was going to try to make it out to FI every weekend, but I think I need to take a week off, my apt. needs some work, I have been neglecting it and need to give it a little love this week. I might have some friends over later in the week if I can get it presentable - I need to pick up an AC as well. I'll keep you in the loop if you want to come to the big apple, I have some left over food that never made it out on the trip - too much for me, some good stuff too like clams / burgers / pasta salad / vegetable crudite. Well I gotta get back to the grind...

Talk to you soon!

-wolf

funny thing is on the ferry ride back, one of the guys in the house sat next to her and when he was chatting her up, he asked her if she likes girls! It was classic, he had no idea that was what I said to get her riled up the previous night, her response to him was, have you been hanging out with <wolf> or something? And he followed it up with something like, "no, you just seem like the kind of girl that would be into that sort of thing"(!)

vegetable crudite

SEACREST OUT!

What's up with complaining about people not showing up and saying you gotta stay home and give your apt. "some love"?

 

[Wooderson]

Hey Wolf glad to see you got some *ss. It's about time the summer is half over. I'm thinking the younger girls may be out of your league since you don't seem to be closing the deal with them. Stick with the easy scores and enjoy the summer. I think bringing i couple women back to your room can only help you chances you need to show you have the ability to close the deal.Good Job Wolf

 

[cstu]

Who is Julianne's girlfriend that she visits?

Some other girl in the house - different room, not interested in her - not my type, unlike some of the critics here that look like they would shag any chick with a #### and a heartbeat

What's wrong with that?Wolf, this has degenerated quickly. Your corpse is rotting and maggots have infested every orifice in your body.

You're not helping your cause either. You have played things far too safe, which is a mistake I myself made when I was much younger. Boy did I learn my lesson. After being ridiculed by my friends for missing out on tons of ###, I learned really quick. With women, it's ok to be patient, to a point, but you haven't taken any chances.

Step up to the plate, man. You sound like a young kid looking to avoid being dissed. Big deal. Stop playing games and do something. You're near the beach, right? Grab some beers or some wine, get some chairs and go sit in the sand a nd get her ### drunk. Make your move or ask her if she wants to go back to your room/place.

Simple.

I hear you man, and I appreciate the candor and to an extent can understand the flaming going on for holding out for this chick - I will say she does not like players (I am certainly not one of them) and if I strike out next week my game plan will open up to other targets, heck even the first weekend I started looking for other options and then found out I had a shot with her, IMO there's a large talent gap between her and the other options in the house and word travels FAST if I were to hook with something else (in the house or not).

Being the type of guy you are, I don't think this is the ideal situation for you. If anything, you should play up how rich you are and that you are looking to get married in the near future. I believe that will be the only hope for you getting laid. Trying to be a playa is not your strong suit.

 

[cstu]

Bro, she's built like the s--t and she's good to go.

EG72... first, love your posts. But, I have to ask how you draw these conclusions from the loch ness monster quality photo presented so far by Wolf? IMO the jury is still out (consider the source).

I for one caught the D reference.

 

[cstu]

There was a dude in the house that brought a 19 y.o. by 2 weeks ago, she had a SMOKIN body (no pics) all the girls that are in the house gave him a hard time, "how could you?!" All the guys in the house are giving him high fives behind the girls' backs.

I still give him a hard time, "Where's your niece this weekend? If she needs a new babysitter let me know, I can be available at a moment's notice"

WTF, laughing at a guy who actually got a young chick rather than a washed up 35 year old?

 

[KnowledgeReignsSupreme]

Cool, we're allowed to post descriptive pornograpic stories in the FFA now. Thanks Joe!

 

[KnowledgeReignsSupreme]

Hey Wolf glad to see you got some *ss. It's about time the summer is half over. I'm thinking the younger girls may be out of your league since you don't seem to be closing the deal with them. Stick with the easy scores and enjoy the summer. I think bringing i couple women back to your room can only help you chances you need to show you have the ability to close the deal.

Good Job Wolf

So basically your advice is to cruise truck stops looking for women? Good choice in this case.

 

[trout]

Does anyone else find it amusing that "wolf" has a fox as his avatar?  Seems like a good metaphor . . .

adouchbagsayswhat?

Better yet! A wolf puppy!

Apparently adouchbagsays "Better yet! A wolf puppy!"Nice backpeddle Red. Sorry, but you got

 

[Wolf]

Quite posting?! No way... this was actually a pretty good thread, even if pathetic. I mean, how many other good threads have we had in the past few months? And who really gives a crap about online poker, anyhow? No, what Wolf needs to do is post some details about the 35 year-old he nailed. 35 years still has lots of good tread left on the tire, if it's a good one to begin with. So furnish some details about that little ron-de-voo. tia.

[edit - wouldn't want to offend any childs, or obnoxious posters looking to pick a fight on a message board]

Cool, we're allowed to post descriptive pornograpic stories in the FFA now. Thanks Joe!

happy?

 

[Tricktickler P. Shizzle]

Hey Wolf, what's on tap for this weekend? You headed down the beach house again? Good luck.... be sure to keep us updated.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Bro, she's built like the s--t and she's good to go.

EG72... first, love your posts. But, I have to ask how you draw these conclusions from the loch ness monster quality photo presented so far by Wolf? IMO the jury is still out (consider the source).

I for one caught the D reference.

 

[redman]

Does anyone else find it amusing that "wolf" has a fox as his avatar?  Seems like a good metaphor . . .

adouchbagsayswhat?

Better yet! A wolf puppy!

Apparently adouchbagsays "Better yet! A wolf puppy!"Nice backpeddle Red. Sorry, but you got

I take it you're holding the leash? What's wolf doing, humping your leg (I ask because he doesn't seem to be doing much "official" business this summer)?

 

[The_Hunchback]

This thread sure died and ugly death.

 

[Kirby]

This thread sure died and ugly death.

and ugly death what? Don't leave us hangin' like that.

 

[[icon]]

Update Wolf? How did the summer finish out for ya?

 

[ChampBailey24]

Update ?

 

[f360spyder]

i read the entire friggin thing and the metaphors in this thread are PRICELESS

stuff her like a turkey, hit it like a pinata, couldn't get nailed in woodshop

oh man.... TYVM evilgrin.

 

[ChampBailey24]

i read the entire friggin thing and the metaphors in this thread are PRICELESS

stuff her like a turkey, hit it like a pinata, couldn't get nailed in woodshop

oh man.... TYVM evilgrin.

Yeah same. I read every single post from page 1 to 10. Thank you all for that good laugh.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

This is the most underrated thread in the FFA since I've been a member, IMHO.

 

[Bankerguy]

To recap what I got out of his thread....

I learned I had been using a saying incorrectly.

It's actually:

Dire need.

NOT....Die or need

Everything else....jokes.

Wolf....I gave you a pretty hard time. Sorry, it just pains me how stupid some guys are when it comes to girls. I truly hope you learned how chicks operate and hopefully you are in for a better summer this year.

 

[KnowledgeReignsSupreme]

This is the most underrated thread in the FFA since I've been a member, IMHO.

It's the Tiki Barber of FFA threads.

 

[ArcticEdge]

For the record, I don't like Julianne Moore at all, so go with #1 by default.  The "love" thing is just a game women like to run to scare away the fake ballers.

I find it amusing that we're talking about these girls as if they actually looked like Julianne Moore or Andie McDowell.

Well I don't consider a comparison to Julianne Moore flattering. Maybe it's because anytime she's mentioned, this image of her being railed repeatedly by Marky Mark in Boogie Nights comes to mind. Then again, maybe she just looks creepy and fake.

Ya she does...

 

[Klecko HOF]

Great thread. Grin supplied some qutoes that I had to steal.

How did Wolf make out and how will he spend his summer?

Stay tuned.........

 

[Klecko HOF]

Any updates or new adventures for Wolf this summer?

 

[Capella]

 

[Shooter McGavin]

In Wolf's case, that hand was doing something else. More like this -->

 

[JAA]

Does 'Wolf' have any face to save?

 

[Sweet J]

Does JAA have an Outlook calendar reminding him to bump certain threads? Or does he just randomly click on threads that are a year old? I am fascinated by all of this.

 

[JAA]

Does JAA have an Outlook calendar reminding him to bump certain threads? Or does he just randomly click on threads that are a year old? I am fascinated by all of this.

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index...B%3Ablackdot%3A

 

[porkins]

I think wolf is woz.

 

[ChampBailey24]

I think wolf is woz.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

God, I love this thread.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

NY - she was out Tuesday through Friday, after effects of Dennis drenched us

uh.....Dennis?? Today is Monday July 11, 2005 and, well, the effects from Dennis are just making it to Tenn...much less Jersey area. As a matter of fact, it just hit land in Alabama/Mississippi area on Friday-Saturday...what am I missing??

He meant Hurricane Cindy. Coincidentally, that was the only female associated moisture Wolf will encounter this summer.

This is like watching the box set of a great TV series years after it was canceled.

 

[Your Mother]

 

[videoguy505]

All girls in question are between the ages of 24-27 and I am turning 34 All these honey's are coming to my house for the party I am throwing, I guess I can try to see if both of these girls find women attractive and work the ménage à trois but I put that down as a deep long shot.

How do you play this?

Wear this at the party, it'll start the conversation that will result in a threesome.

 

[Ned]

I think wolf is woz.

wolf = Alias

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

I've been told I need to this thread. Will report back after I digest it.

 

[Capella]

nipsey