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***Howard Stern*** (2 Viewers)

Good news about the possible merger.

With millions more fans tuning in, Howard will feel compelled to put forth an effort.
Doubtful. His mind will still be squarely focused on chess, Dancing With The Stars, and bulldogs.
:rolleyes: Awesome. I know it's his show and all, but could he be any more self-involved?Robin mentions how Mel lost a bunch of weight eating Lean Cuisine. So Howard starts to comment, and you figure he's going to comment on Mel's situation, but instead he says "well with ME, I eat blah blah blah...." Anything to bring the conversation back to Mr. Important.
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So no Artie again.

Im torn because I want to be mad at the fat *******, but the show definitely does suffer without him.

 
So no Artie again.Im torn because I want to be mad at the fat *******, but the show definitely does suffer without him.
I didn't hear the first hour of the show yet, so I don't know how the call went down this morning, but there is no doubt in my mind that he is ####ed up after that Donny Deutsch interview. He looked the worst I've ever seen him, which is saying something. When he goes on Conan or Letterman, someone seems to dress him to at least get a little bit of a look going. With Deutsch, he just looked like crap. He also seemed kind of subdued to me. When they put that blindfold on him and made him eat cupcakes (as he's desperately trying to make sure his hat doesn't fall off and reveal his bald spot), he just looked like an animal.
 
The Riley crap was boring me so much I had to change it or I would have fallen asleep at the wheel.

Iron Sheik :o

Isn't there a pattern when George is in Artie calls in sick the first day?

 
Brutal show today, following what was a great show yesterday.

Jeff Conaway borefest followed by that extremely lame segment with Beth and Joel's wife that seemed to go on forever

 
Brutal show today, following what was a great show yesterday.

Jeff Conaway borefest followed by that extremely lame segment with Beth and Joel's wife that seemed to go on forever
I'll take your word for it. I turned off both segments just after they began. :lmao: And BTW, but Beth-O is not THAT hot... not as hot as everyone makes her out to be.

Pic from today

:lmao:

 
Brutal show today, following what was a great show yesterday.

Jeff Conaway borefest followed by that extremely lame segment with Beth and Joel's wife that seemed to go on forever
And BTW, but Beth-O is not THAT hot... not as hot as everyone makes her out to be.Pic from today

:rolleyes:
Oh I completely agree. Great body, ok face.Def not the hottest chick of all time, like everybody on that show makes her out to be

 
Brutal show today, following what was a great show yesterday.

Jeff Conaway borefest followed by that extremely lame segment with Beth and Joel's wife that seemed to go on forever
I'll take your word for it. I turned off both segments just after they began. :lmao: And BTW, but Beth-O is not THAT hot... not as hot as everyone makes her out to be.

Pic from today

:rolleyes:
Beth O is not even in the semi hot class - classic butterface. Seabiscuit lives!
 
When Howard went on and on and on about the "Hot Chicks with Ugly Guys" article and TV segment, we were supposed to believe that it was a comedy shtick because he's so homely looking. But it was really a "LOOK AT ME... I'M WITH BETH, WHO IS SO HOT" opportunity.

 
Brutal show today, following what was a great show yesterday.

Jeff Conaway borefest followed by that extremely lame segment with Beth and Joel's wife that seemed to go on forever
I'll take your word for it. I turned off both segments just after they began. :sleep: And BTW, but Beth-O is not THAT hot... not as hot as everyone makes her out to be.

Pic from today

:confused:
Beth O is not even in the semi hot class - classic butterface. Seabiscuit lives!
Sometimes I think her face is pretty good, and others not so good. It's definitely not quite right.
 
Brutal show today, following what was a great show yesterday.

Jeff Conaway borefest followed by that extremely lame segment with Beth and Joel's wife that seemed to go on forever
I'll take your word for it. I turned off both segments just after they began. :sleep: And BTW, but Beth-O is not THAT hot... not as hot as everyone makes her out to be.

Pic from today

:unsure:
She's also dumb as a box of rocks. She sounds like she bumped her head on the coffee table one too many times.
 
Brutal show today, following what was a great show yesterday.

Jeff Conaway borefest followed by that extremely lame segment with Beth and Joel's wife that seemed to go on forever
I'll take your word for it. I turned off both segments just after they began. :sleep: And BTW, but Beth-O is not THAT hot... not as hot as everyone makes her out to be.

Pic from today

:unsure:
She's also dumb as a box of rocks. She sounds like she bumped her head on the coffee table one too many times.
She's smart enough to date a guy worth $500 million, and with a penis small enough that it won't hurt her.
 
Brutal show today, following what was a great show yesterday.

Jeff Conaway borefest followed by that extremely lame segment with Beth and Joel's wife that seemed to go on forever
I'll take your word for it. I turned off both segments just after they began. :bye: And BTW, but Beth-O is not THAT hot... not as hot as everyone makes her out to be.

Pic from today

:confused:
She's also dumb as a box of rocks. She sounds like she bumped her head on the coffee table one too many times.
She's smart enough to date a guy worth $500 million, and with a penis small enough that it won't hurt her.
I really hope he is still on the radio when she takes him for $250 milly.
 
I don't think I'll be needing to hear about Sulu swallowing any more loads. :P
I don't know why but George's stories crack me up. I don't know if it's the voice or what.I loved when they were playing prank calls that they used his voice for and you could here him rolling in the background
 
They played the best phony phone call ever today

"ILL PAY YA....ILL PAY YA TO MEET ME"

"DONE DEAL PAL"

 
Brutal show today, following what was a great show yesterday.Jeff Conaway borefest followed by that extremely lame segment with Beth and Joel's wife that seemed to go on forever
Supposedly the wrap up show is now banned b/c Sal went on a huge rant about Katie being a snob and people in the Hamptons (?)
 
RBM said:
They played the best phony phone call ever today"ILL PAY YA....ILL PAY YA TO MEET ME""DONE DEAL PAL"
:angry: That is the best call. I've heard it before and twice today and still was cracking up
There was some backstory to that one too.. something about a fan telling Richard and Sal to call her cousin because he's a blue collar guy with an insanely short fuse... Radio gold :suds:
 
I kinda liked the call to the pizza place where they order the Supreme Special, hold everything, even the crust....

Chicken Parm Hero, hold the chicken....

Baked Ziti, hold the ziti.....

:suds:

 
Reminder: fat boy is on Kimmel tonight.

over/under on the number of times he references drugs?

 
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