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Hunter Biden is ####### his brother's wife (Joe's kids) (1 Viewer)

Hunter supposed went through 122K in two months on cocaine, hookers and strippers. He would rent multiple hotel rooms in the same night. Hunter's name also came out during the Ashley Madison hack.

 
Baloney Sandwich said:
Hunter supposed went through 122K in two months on cocaine, hookers and strippers. He would rent multiple hotel rooms in the same night. Hunter's name also came out during the Ashley Madison hack.
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This new "relationship" should end well, sounds like he's taking advantage of his SIL and getting some free tang while he can before she comes to her senses. (hopefully)

 
Baloney Sandwich said:
Hunter supposed went through 122K in two months on cocaine, hookers and strippers. He would rent multiple hotel rooms in the same night. Hunter's name also came out during the Ashley Madison hack.
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"Mom, Dad...I want you to meet Hunter...he's Beau's brother and his hobbies include lavish spending on hookers, blow and extended trips to the Foxy Lady...I think he's gonna be a great influence on the kids"...

 
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BowieMercs said:
Isn't there biblical support for marrying your brother's widow? 
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Yes.  It's called a Levirate marriage.  Found in Deuteronomy, if brothers are living together and one of them dies without a son, his widow must not marry outside the family.  Her deceased husband's brother is obligated to marry her and if/when they have a son together, the son is considered the child of the deceased brother, not the biological father.  

However, if the brother persistently refuses to marry the widow, the widow is supposed to go up to the brother (in front of the elders), take one of his sandals, spit in his face and say, "This is what is done to the man who will not build up his brother's family line."  At that point the brother's family line will be known as The Family of the Unsandaled... or the family without a shoe.  I guess he's forbidden to buy another shoe.   :lol:

But the Bidens aren't Jewish or live under the Mosaic Law, I don't suppose.  And Beau Biden had children with his wife, so this situation wouldn't fit anyway.  

Instead, this situation falls under another Biblical precedent found in Leviticus 20 where it says "if a man marries his brother's wife, it is an act of impurity; he has dishonored his brother.  They will be childless."   Thank goodness they're Roman Catholic where a trip to confession cures all ills.  

 
Wasn't there a Brad Pitt movie where some chick went through 3 different brothers? One died at war or something. 

 
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