Husband gift (1 Viewer)

[Helpagirlout]

I am the worst at getting gifts for my husband...Xmas and birthdays are such a let down. He's worked his ### off and just finished a program earning an advanced degree. Any ideas on good guy gifts? I ask on here bc he's always on forums and I think this may be a pool of people much like himself.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Menage a troi with a hooker is always a big hit

 

[avoiding injuries]

Do you work?

 

[Helpagirlout]

In school full time and we have two young children

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

You wanna share his hobbies or are we just gonna guess what he's into?

 

[coyote5]

blue dot, orange dot, or some combination there in?

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

BTW- He doesn't want anything besides you naked.

 

[Helpagirlout]

He does work and school and had two young kids...what are hobbies? He likes these forums.

 

[Helpagirlout]

*has

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Do it with the effort, planning, anticipation, and energy you did it with your first time. The best gift, as they say, is when you give of yourself.

You are a good woman for asking. Leave this thread now, though, if you do not want to be offended by the more crass amongst us, for they are surely coming.

 

[Helpagirlout]

He likes golf but hasn't gone in awhile

 

[TenTimes]

What is your husband's FBG user name?

 

[coyote5]

I'll be honest. I can see why you are horrible at buying gifts for him. The best you can do for us in terms of what he likes is "he likes these forums?"

Either he is a shut-in or you aren't very in tune to your husband.

 

[Helpagirlout]

I don't know it

 

[belljr]

We need pics of you 2 to really narrow down recommendations

 

[Good Posting Judge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONIbrdNczek

 

[joffer]

soap on a rope?

 

[MattFancy]

Which one of you jabronis created a dupe account?

 

[Helpagirlout]

If I describe him he'll know I'm asking...

 

[belljr]

Which one of you jabronis created a dupe account?

MC or Em is my guess

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Which one of you jabronis created a dupe account?

MC or Em is my guess

They don't strike me as the type to take up with ladies who know how to turn on a computer.

 

[belljr]

Which one of you jabronis created a dupe account?

MC or Em is my guess

They don't strike me as the type to take up with ladies who know how to turn on a computer.

it's not a lady hth

 

[DocHolliday]

Give him pleasure every night for a week straight without him having to ask for it.

 

[Nick Vermeil]

PM Shuke.

 

[Shrugs]

How about a decent mechanical watch? That is basically a man's jewelry.

 

[Annyong]

Beef Jerky dehydrator

 

[Annyong]

baseball tickets

 

[Grace Under Pressure]

Serious answer. Don't get him clothes, or anything that requires effort on his part. Does he drink booze? What about babysitters? Get him a night with no kids, dinner for two, buy him a bottle of high end booze and let him go to town. Help him out at the end.

 

[Annyong]

fireworks

 

[Bucky86]

Sleep with his wife.

 

[IC FBGCav]

I am the worst at getting gifts for my husband...Xmas and birthdays are such a let down. He's worked his ### off and just finished a program earning an advanced degree. Any ideas on good guy gifts? I ask on here bc he's always on forums and I think this may be a pool of people much like himself.

It is not Friday yet. Cover your adam's apple until tomorrow.

 

[Bucky86]

Facial

 

[Bucky86]

Brown Dot

 

[Black Box]

Open him up a secret bank account where he can hide money.

 

[Bucky86]

Order a babysitter for the evening and then you take the kids to a hotel for the night.

 

[Annyong]

things i currently want

table saw

planer

sandwich

rex grossman

 

[El Floppo]

tickets for something that he likes- an event that he'll remember.

do you imagine sharing in the gift? or is it cool for him to go with a gb.

 

[sbonomo]

He likes golf but hasn't gone in awhile

Book a foursome for him and his buddies. Buy four cigars, and prepay the cart gal for the beer. Give him a hall pass to come home as late and as drunk as he wants that night. That would be an great gift!

 

[Bucky86]

A hall pass.

 

[Annyong]

Fart into a mason jar and give it to him. Tell him it's been in there for a year. He doesn't need to know that its a fresh fart, he won't be able to tell.

 

[TenTimes]

Give him pleasure every night for a week straight without him having to ask for it.

See, this is all you really need.

Schedule a night out with the girls and give him the pleasure of coming home to a clean, quiet, empty home, table set with his vice of choice. Without him having to ask for it.

 

[mrip541]

Sleep with his wife.

This is clearly the best answer.

 

[coyote5]

He likes golf but hasn't gone in awhile

Book a foursome for him and his buddies. Buy four cigars, and prepay the cart gal for the beernight. Give him a hall pass to come home as late and as drunk as he wants that night bring home the cart girl. That would be an great gift!

 

[TenTimes]

Open him up a secret bank account where he can hide money.

audible

 

[mquinnjr]

Amburger alias?

 

[MikeIke]

Pretty simple, really. Oral sex every day for a year. Then next birthday, get him the same thing.

 

[McGarnicle]

100% no schtick answer -- BJ's, as many as you think he deserves. Write up little coupons that he can redeem anytime, no whining allowed. If you really want to make him happy, that's all you need to do. If he gets that all the time time anyway, tell him I hate him.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Fart into a mason jar and give it to him. Tell him it's been in there for a year. He doesn't need to know that its a fresh fart, he won't be able to tell.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Divorce him

 

[belljr]

Open him up a secret bank account where he can hide money.