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[MC Gas Money]

Please tell me "Catcher in the Rye In Space" is the actual title.

HFS I just literally lost it at work.

I wish.

The tentative title is " The Surface"

 

[TheAristocrat]

Please tell me "Catcher in the Rye In Space" is the actual title.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Yes. It is morally wrong. Being racist is morally wrong, whether you think it in your head or burn a cross. It is still morally wrong.Do I think people can change? Yes. Of course they can. Do I think you can change? Not a chance. I've been lucky enough to hear your entire story and there has been no movement towards changing at any point. Why would that change now?

Youve been speaking to me for less than 6 months. In that time I have taken steps forward career wise. My plans are to change and get better.You guys will know once I do all that.

I'll believe it when I see it, Em.

I am really not emWhen I get myself back on my feet and write my novel will you read a free copy of it?

All FBG's can have a free copy.

I don't think you are Em. I think you are exactly like Em.

He does bear a strong resemblance to Em... but even Em isn't as sad a sack as this guy, who is just flat-out pitiful.

Just as long as you would never think I would work at Walgreens.

Refresh my memory so I don't have to backtrack... where do you work again?

Im in between things at the moment.

In the past ive been.....

Sandwich artist

HVAC installer

Gas attendant

Prep cook

Waiter

Delivery person (auto parts and flowers)

Custodian

Why did you lose all those jobs?

I quit almost all of them. Some were several stints in different places.

 

[Frostillicus]

I quit almost all of them. Some were several stints in different places.

Why did you quit?

 

[MC Gas Money]

Just as long as you would never think I would work at Walgreens.

Again, you are making fun of him for doing better than you.

Do you really think anything he says is true?

 

[MC Gas Money]

I quit almost all of them. Some were several stints in different places.

Why did you quit?

Once because I moved.

All the others because I just wasnt happy or I was disrespected in some way.

 

[johnnycakes]

I quit almost all of them. Some were several stints in different places.

Why did you quit?

Once because I moved.

All the others because I just wasnt happy or I was disrespected in some way.

I find this easy to believe.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Just as long as you would never think I would work at Walgreens.

Again, you are making fun of him for doing better than you.

Do you really think anything he says is true?

Do I believe he works at Walgreens? Yes. Do I believe you don't have a job? Yes. Do I think that means he's doing better than you? Yes.

 

[TheIronSheik]

I quit almost all of them. Some were several stints in different places.

Why did you quit?

Once because I moved.

All the others because I just wasnt happy or I was disrespected in some way.

I find this easy to believe.

 

[MC Gas Money]

I quit almost all of them. Some were several stints in different places.

Why did you quit?

Once because I moved.All the others because I just wasnt happy or I was disrespected in some way.

I find this easy to believe.

Not for any valid. I was always one of, typically the, most fast and efficient worker.

When you are handsome, tall, fit and intelligent people tend to disrespect you so they can feel better about their inadequacy

 

[MC Gas Money]

Just as long as you would never think I would work at Walgreens.

Again, you are making fun of him for doing better than you.

Do you really think anything he says is true?

Do I believe he works at Walgreens? Yes. Do I believe you don't have a job? Yes. Do I think that means he's doing better than you? Yes.

Perhaps now but thats all.

 

[Peyton Marino]

I quit almost all of them. Some were several stints in different places.

Why did you quit?

Once because I moved.All the others because I just wasnt happy or I was disrespected in some way.

I find this easy to believe.

Not for any valid. I was always one of, typically the, most fast and efficient worker.

When you are handsome, tall, fit and intelligent people tend to disrespect you so they can feel better about their inadequacy

Wait I thought you were disrespected by society because of your crippling disability.

 

[MC Gas Money]

I quit almost all of them. Some were several stints in different places.

Why did you quit?

Once because I moved.All the others because I just wasnt happy or I was disrespected in some way.

I find this easy to believe.

Not for any valid. I was always one of, typically the, most fast and efficient worker.When you are handsome, tall, fit and intelligent people tend to disrespect you so they can feel better about their inadequacy

Wait I thought you were disrespected by society because of your crippling disability.

Thats outside of work. I was talking about in a proffesional setting.

 

[Chaka]

If I started supporting myself and giving back to my community what would you think then?

Personally I would think you are not quite as good as KFC.

 

[Chaka]

I quit almost all of them. Some were several stints in different places.

Why did you quit?

Once because I moved.All the others because I just wasnt happy or I was disrespected in some way.

I find this easy to believe.

Not for any valid. I was always one of, typically the, most fast and efficient worker.

When you are handsome, tall, fit and intelligent people tend to disrespect you so they can feel better about their inadequacy

Testify brother! When will the tall, fit and intelligent white men finally catch a break?

 

[northern exposure]

I quit almost all of them. Some were several stints in different places.

Why did you quit?

Once because I moved.All the others because I just wasnt happy or I was disrespected in some way.

I find this easy to believe.

Not for any valid. I was always one of, typically the, most fast and efficient worker.When you are handsome, tall, fit and intelligent people tend to disrespect you so they can feel better about their inadequacy

Wait I thought you were disrespected by society because of your crippling disability.

Thats outside of work. I was talking about in a proffesional setting.

A setting where geniuses can spell any damn way they want?

 

[MC Gas Money]

I quit almost all of them. Some were several stints in different places.

Why did you quit?

Once because I moved.All the others because I just wasnt happy or I was disrespected in some way.

I find this easy to believe.

Not for any valid. I was always one of, typically the, most fast and efficient worker.When you are handsome, tall, fit and intelligent people tend to disrespect you so they can feel better about their inadequacy

Testify brother! When will the tall, fit and intelligent white men finally catch a break?

We wont. They hate us.

 

[MC Gas Money]

I quit almost all of them. Some were several stints in different places.

Why did you quit?

Once because I moved.All the others because I just wasnt happy or I was disrespected in some way.

I find this easy to believe.

Not for any valid. I was always one of, typically the, most fast and efficient worker.When you are handsome, tall, fit and intelligent people tend to disrespect you so they can feel better about their inadequacy

Wait I thought you were disrespected by society because of your crippling disability.

Thats outside of work. I was talking about in a proffesional setting.

A setting where geniuses can spell any damn way they want?

I dont average 200 posts a day by editing myself

The grammar nazi shtick is old pal.

You can come up with better stuff than this.

 

[fred_1_15301]

I quit almost all of them. Some were several stints in different places.

Why did you quit?

Once because I moved.All the others because I just wasnt happy or I was disrespected in some way.

I find this easy to believe.

Not for any valid. I was always one of, typically the, most fast and efficient worker.When you are handsome, tall, fit and intelligent people tend to disrespect you so they can feel better about their inadequacy

Wait I thought you were disrespected by society because of your crippling disability.

Thats outside of work. I was talking about in a proffesional setting.

A setting where geniuses can spell any damn way they want?

I dont average 200 posts a day by editing myself

The grammar nazi shtick is old pal.

You can come up with better stuff than this.

You better get to work if you want to average 200 a day.

 

[MC Gas Money]

I quit almost all of them. Some were several stints in different places.

Why did you quit?

Once because I moved.All the others because I just wasnt happy or I was disrespected in some way.

I find this easy to believe.

Not for any valid. I was always one of, typically the, most fast and efficient worker.When you are handsome, tall, fit and intelligent people tend to disrespect you so they can feel better about their inadequacy

Wait I thought you were disrespected by society because of your crippling disability.

Thats outside of work. I was talking about in a proffesional setting.

A setting where geniuses can spell any damn way they want?

I dont average 200 posts a day by editing myselfThe grammar nazi shtick is old pal.

You can come up with better stuff than this.

You better get to work if you want to average 200 a day.

Its only 7 pm

 

[northern exposure]

I quit almost all of them. Some were several stints in different places.

Why did you quit?

Once because I moved.All the others because I just wasnt happy or I was disrespected in some way.

I find this easy to believe.

Not for any valid. I was always one of, typically the, most fast and efficient worker.When you are handsome, tall, fit and intelligent people tend to disrespect you so they can feel better about their inadequacy

Wait I thought you were disrespected by society because of your crippling disability.

Thats outside of work. I was talking about in a proffesional setting.

A setting where geniuses can spell any damn way they want?

I dont average 200 posts a day by editing myself

The grammar nazi shtick is old pal.

You can come up with better stuff than this.

So your focus is on quantity, not quality? As if that wasn't abundantly clear already.

 

[northern exposure]

I quit almost all of them. Some were several stints in different places.

Why did you quit?

Once because I moved.All the others because I just wasnt happy or I was disrespected in some way.

I find this easy to believe.

Not for any valid. I was always one of, typically the, most fast and efficient worker.When you are handsome, tall, fit and intelligent people tend to disrespect you so they can feel better about their inadequacy

Wait I thought you were disrespected by society because of your crippling disability.

Thats outside of work. I was talking about in a proffesional setting.

A setting where geniuses can spell any damn way they want?

I dont average 200 posts a day by editing myself

The grammar nazi shtick is old pal.

You can come up with better stuff than this.

You better get to work if you want to average 200 a day.

Oh no. Now you done gone and gived him a challenge. And the onslaught of posts begins in 3....2....1

 

[MC Gas Money]

I quit almost all of them. Some were several stints in different places.

Why did you quit?

Once because I moved.All the others because I just wasnt happy or I was disrespected in some way.

I find this easy to believe.

Not for any valid. I was always one of, typically the, most fast and efficient worker.When you are handsome, tall, fit and intelligent people tend to disrespect you so they can feel better about their inadequacy

Wait I thought you were disrespected by society because of your crippling disability.

Thats outside of work. I was talking about in a proffesional setting.

A setting where geniuses can spell any damn way they want?

I dont average 200 posts a day by editing myselfThe grammar nazi shtick is old pal.

You can come up with better stuff than this.

So your focus is on quantity, not quality? As if that wasn't abundantly clear already.

This is america isnt it?

 

[fantasycurse42]

Just as long as you would never think I would work at Walgreens.

Again, you are making fun of him for doing better than you.

Do you really think anything he says is true?

Do I believe he works at Walgreens? Yes. Do I believe you don't have a job? Yes. Do I think that means he's doing better than you? Yes.

He's a 22 year old who thinks he knows everything... Who wasn't like that at 22? Sure he is def a little #### stain, but at least he is gainfully employed (highly doubt someone lies about being a ####### shift leader at Walgreens), and has goals (however low the bar may be doesn't matter in this case), and tries to accomplish things. He'd either like to climb the ladder at Walgreens or become a CPA. I think he'll accomplish something along those lines.

So to summarize, he at 22 who hasn't accomplished much and lives in the hardest hit area during the recession is light years ahead of you. I think the spread will continue to grow as he eventually lands that assistant to the regional manager job

 

[MC Gas Money]

I thought FC blocked me

 

[MC Gas Money]

Nobody is light years ahead of me because im on a completely different scale. Im an excellent natural artist who is destined to leave a mark pn history, not be some working stiff for a paycheck.

 

[xulf]

Nobody is light years ahead of me because im on a completely different scale. Im an excellent natural artist who is destined to leave a mark pn history, not be some working stiff for a paycheck.

Put up or shut up

 

[Peyton Marino]

i never understood the "i don't care about spelling" shtick. i can spell everything right without trying... it's not that hard.

 

[Peyton Marino]

admittedly i proofread the #### out of that post to avoid the potential irony.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Nobody is light years ahead of me because im on a completely different scale. Im an excellent natural artist who is destined to leave a mark pn history, not be some working stiff for a paycheck.

Put up or shut up

Ive been doing art my entire life and refining my skills. I havent completely decided what I want my masterpiece to be. My values are entirely different than most. Im not concerned with just making a good living. Im concerned with my artistic expression so I judge myself on a completely different scale.

 

[MC Gas Money]

i never understood the "i don't care about spelling" shtick. i can spell everything right without trying... it's not that hard.

Who cares if you dont understand it?

 

[johnnycakes]

Nobody is light years ahead of me because im on a completely different scale. Im an excellent natural artist who is destined to leave a mark pn history, not be some working stiff for a paycheck.

Put up or shut up

Ive been doing art my entire life and refining my skills. I havent completely decided what I want my masterpiece to be. My values are entirely different than most. Im not concerned with just making a good living. Im concerned with my artistic expression so I judge myself on a completely different scale.

Is that Christo's scale?

 

[Chaka]

I think we need to see some pics of your art at this point.

Who knows, you might find a buyer.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Nobody is light years ahead of me because im on a completely different scale. Im an excellent natural artist who is destined to leave a mark pn history, not be some working stiff for a paycheck.

Put up or shut up

Ive been doing art my entire life and refining my skills. I havent completely decided what I want my masterpiece to be. My values are entirely different than most. Im not concerned with just making a good living. Im concerned with my artistic expression so I judge myself on a completely different scale.

Is that Christo's scale?

No its an artistic scale. I dont look up to businessmen or CEO's. I look up to artists, writers and musician . I dont consider myself a failure because my work isnt done. It wont be done til im dead.

My life experiences are the ingredients of my masterpiece. As bad as they have been I can use them to create something.

 

[MC Gas Money]

I think we need to see some pics of your art at this point.

Who knows, you might find a buyer.

You read my mind. I was just thinking the exact same thing.

I have some on my gmail. What picture site should I post them on?

 

[TheAristocrat]

I think we need to see some pics of your art at this point.

Who knows, you might find a buyer.

I'm interested to see as well.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Im trying to make a deviant art account.

Keep in mind im a comic book style artist, not an oil painter

 

[MC Gas Money]

I made an account but cant submit pics because the mobile browser keeps cutting off the TOS button so I cant click it

Whats an easier site to submit pics?

 

[MC Gas Money]

I made an imageshack

https://imageshack.com/my/images

Did these at 19-20. Only images I was ever able to scan. Im especially proud of the owl

 

[Chaka]

I made an imageshack

https://imageshack.com/my/images

Did these at 19-20. Only images I was ever able to scan. Im especially proud of the owl

That link doesn't go to your pictures just to the main Imageshack page.

 

[MC Gas Money]

I made an imageshack

https://imageshack.com/my/images

Did these at 19-20. Only images I was ever able to scan. Im especially proud of the owl

That link doesn't go to your pictures just to the main Imageshack page.

https://imageshack.com/i/nffgws6j

Does that work?

Supposed to be 6 drawings

 

[Chaka]

I made an imageshack

https://imageshack.com/my/images

Did these at 19-20. Only images I was ever able to scan. Im especially proud of the owl

That link doesn't go to your pictures just to the main Imageshack page.

https://imageshack.com/i/nffgws6j

Does that work?

Supposed to be 6 drawings

Better than you could possibly imagine.

 

[MC Gas Money]

I made an imageshack

https://imageshack.com/my/images

Did these at 19-20. Only images I was ever able to scan. Im especially proud of the owl

That link doesn't go to your pictures just to the main Imageshack page.

https://imageshack.com/i/nffgws6jDoes that work?

Supposed to be 6 drawings

Better than you could possibly imagine.

What does that mean?

 

[johnnycakes]

I made an imageshack

https://imageshack.com/my/images

Did these at 19-20. Only images I was ever able to scan. Im especially proud of the owl

That link doesn't go to your pictures just to the main Imageshack page.

https://imageshack.com/i/nffgws6jDoes that work?

Supposed to be 6 drawings

Better than you could possibly imagine.

it's been a long time since I've laughed until my sides hurt.

 

[MC Gas Money]

What is so funny?

You guys think the drawings suck?

 

[TheAristocrat]

I agree. The owl is the best.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Ty

If this were something to insult a lot of people would be posting. But would rather say nothing than give me any sort of compliment on even a drawing.

Technically aristocrat didnt even give me a compliment. He just said the owl was the best.

 

[TheAristocrat]

Ty

If this were something to insult a lot of people would be posting. But would rather say nothing than give me any sort of compliment on even a drawing.

Technically aristocrat didnt even give me a compliment. He just said the owl was the best.

I was inspired enough to name each of your art photos.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Do you have representation yet?

I would be interested in signing an exclusivity deal to represent you

 

[northern exposure]

i never understood the "i don't care about spelling" shtick. i can spell everything right without trying... it's not that hard.

Who cares if you dont understand it?

He's really progressing quickly through his life cycle as a poster this time. He starts out whining about his lot in life, then moves to angry /aggressive responses to other posters and finally the denouement when he calls for a Mod to block his username so he's not tempted to post here. Lather, rinse, repeat for each of his identities.