I for one am shocked this would be found at a strip club. (1 Viewer)

[Wooderson]

http://www.citypages.com/news/health-dept-youll-find-semen-at-most-minneapolis-strip-clubs/416042073

 

[tri-man 47]

A thoughtful response to the article, as posted:

I think Bike Lane Betty and Barb Johnson need to put their airheads together and come up with a program and an accompanying ordinance. I mean, there's "Love a Thug", greenways, bike lanes, $15/hr, etc. etc. But nothing for the wankers.

Each place that has sexual content should have a Masturbatorium apppropriately designed for "easy cleanup". That means no velour. It should be equipped with those things needed for cleanup, and smoke eaters for those who like a ciggie after self-pleasure or a doobie during salami waxing.

 

[KCitons]

Paying the $100 fine. (all in $1 bills) 

 

[comfortably numb]

Disgusting. And 1 dude on here is talking about how people in Minnesota are better than the east coast people because of they're strong and hearty. 

Terrible.

Prince is rolling over in his grave wearing heels! 

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Come On

 

[McGarnicle]

This is nuts.

 

[GoBirds]

What a mess. 

 

[dozer]

I'm glad they released the report.

 

[Koya]

This information could come in handy. 

 

[EYLive]

I hope the health department comes down hard on those clubs.

 

[eoMMan]

Sounds like a sticky situation. 

 

[Zigg]

I'm afraid this is a spermanent problem.

 

[RokNRole]

Are they supposed to disinfect the place top to bottom every night?

 

[cockroach]

Disgusting. And 1 dude on here is talking about how people in Minnesota are better than the east coast people because of they're strong and hearty. 

and they've got spunk!

 

[mquinnjr]

Are they supposed to disinfect the place top to bottom every night?

Sounds like they're cleaning just the tip.

 

[TheAristocrat]

So there's a correlation between girls getting topless and spilled semen?

I had no idea.

 

[Grace Under Pressure]

1 800 Serv Pro

Definitely caught between a rock and a hard place.

 

[shadyridr]

With this happening so much, I'm surprised you don't see men doing this all the time. 

 

[GoBirds]

I'm glad they released the report.

Taking Gay 90s out of the rotation?

 

[Skipdog77]

I didn't read the article...I trust it had a happy ending?

 

[belljr]

Is it a Navy club?

 

[mquinnjr]

I didn't read the article...I trust it had a happy ending?

Many, apparently.

 

[NotSmart]

Gross, those strip clubs are like submarines.

 

[NotSmart]

Full of seamen.

 

[TheAristocrat]

Full of seamen.

Thank you for the inexplicably obvious punchline.

 

[belljr]

I don't get it

 

[cockroach]

Thank you for the inexplicably obvious punchline.

I thought maybe business was bad since this story broke and they were financially underwater

 

[cockroach]

I don't get it

it's a robot that turns into a building... which is full of man goo.

 

[belljr]

it's a robot that turns into a building... which is full of man goo.

Who wants to play with a gooey building?

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

Thank you for the inexplicably obvious punchline.

EJACULATE

 

[Zow]

Are you pulling my third leg? 

 

[PIK95]

I got nothing.  Seriously, I got nothing.  I got clipped.

 

[Capella]

Males frequent these establishments and ejaculate semen on the premises 

 

[RokNRole]

Males frequent these establishments and ejaculate semen on the premises 

Are they just whipping it out in front of everyone? Premature without having to touch it? Rubbing themselves in there pants or on the girls?

so many questions

btw if you had stuck to this MO you wouldn't be in the mess you are in now buddy

 

[Major]

Are they just whipping it out in front of everyone? Premature without having to touch it? Rubbing themselves in there pants or on the girls?

Doesn't sound like you've been to many strip clubs.  What do you think those dark areas with couches and various vip rooms are for?  

 

[RokNRole]

Doesn't sound like you've been to many strip clubs.  What do you think those dark areas with couches and various vip rooms are for?  

Oh so the jizz isn't everywhere?

 

[Jules Winnfield]

This story seems to be splattered with inconsistencies

 

[Jules Winnfield]

1 800 Serv Pro

Definitely caught between a rock and a hard place. on

Too easy

 

[jon_mx]

This information could come in handy. 

Yeah no doubt.  Thanks to the health department for coming up with the top 11 strip clubs in Minnesota.   

 

[belljr]

Gym pants and no underwear.   I think of my other patrons

 

[Parrothead]

shoud hand out complimentary socks at the door

 

[Shaft41]

I doubt this happens all the time, though.  I would assume it comes in spurts.  

 

[Ned]

Paying the $100 fine. (all in $1 bills) 

Nah, they'll just write a check.  This issue goes away with the stroke of a pen.

 

[Parrothead]

Nah, they'll just write a check.  This issue goes away with the stroke of a pen.

i'm sure that's a load off the owner's mind

 

[Ned]

I didn't read the article...I trust it had a happy ending?

Nobody reads the articles.

 

[Ned]

i'm sure that's a load off the owner's mind

I imagine it's an instant relief.

 

[Tom Servo]

I'm surprised the article is so short; I was promised 8 column inches.