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I got a job! (1 Viewer)
- Thread starter Dr Zoidberg
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Dr Zoidberg
Footballguy
I didnt get the job the guy lied to me.
And some wonder why people snap sometimes.
And some wonder why people snap sometimes.
Guster
Footballguy
I don't know whether to
or 
pretty sure 
how/why would someone lie to you about giving you a job?
Dr Zoidberg
Footballguy
they said they would try me out the next day but never called that night like they said..........took me 2 days to get in touch with the guy and he changed his mind.i hope he dies of syphilisI don't know whether to
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Mr. Retukes
Footballguy
I hope he does, too.
Dr Zoidberg
Footballguy
gave me no explanation and basically hung up on me after telling me he didnt need me.
How can i get revenge?
How can i get revenge?
MrPhoenix
Ron Paul Soldier
PM MisfitBlondes. If it's blood you want, it'd blood you'll get.
Dr Zoidberg
Footballguy
so can you help me with some revenge ideas?MisfitBlondes said:
MrPhoenix
Ron Paul Soldier
Let me get you started....1. Go to Home Depot2. Buy sturdy metal chains, some large, heavy bricks, hammer and a few really long nails3. Go to ****'s Sporting Goods4. Buy wooden bat5. Hammer long nails though bat with pointy sides facing out in a spiral design going down the length of the bat6. Find secluded lake7. Make sure car has large enough trunkYou and MisfitBlondes can figure out the rest.
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Dr Zoidberg
Footballguy
I cant afford all this stuff.
I need a cheaper plan.
I need a cheaper plan.
MrPhoenix
Ron Paul Soldier
You do have a car, right?
Dr Zoidberg
Footballguy
LOL.Dude i dont even have mayonnaise
MrPhoenix
Ron Paul Soldier
1. Unplug computer you're using now2. Hitchhike to his place of employment Monday3. Walk in office and bash him in the head with computer4. Run.5. Run.6. I cannot emphasize this enough. RUN!
Dr Zoidberg
Footballguy
Never been good at revenge.MisfitBlondes said:
shadyridr
Footballguy
Ask your grandmother to spam his inbox
Dr Zoidberg
Footballguy
i can guarantee im way more talented than you.
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Woozy Foozy
Guest
I promise you it won't end for that guy.they said they would try me out the next day but never called that night like they said..........took me 2 days to get in touch with the guy and he changed his mind.i hope he dies of syphilisI don't know whether topretty sure
You'll have better luck getting a job as Otis' live in butler.
Dr Zoidberg
Footballguy
I would take the job as long as he doesnt make me dress like the butler from the birdcage.I promise you it won't end for that guy.they said they would try me out the next day but never called that night like they said..........took me 2 days to get in touch with the guy and he changed his mind.i hope he dies of syphilisI don't know whether to
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Woozy Foozy
Guest
I would take the job as long as he doesnt make me dress like the butler from the birdcage.I promise you it won't end for that guy.they said they would try me out the next day but never called that night like they said..........took me 2 days to get in touch with the guy and he changed his mind.i hope he dies of syphilisI don't know whether to
how/why would someone lie to you about giving you a job?
Mr. Goldstein
Footballguy
Zoidberg, you've got mail.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
the rover
Footballguy
I had a great plan for revenge, but you'd need mayonnaise.
Dr Zoidberg
Footballguy
i didnt get any mail
Maroney=Sped
Footballguy
Who'd have guessed that the HVAC installer was full of hot air?
Mr. Goldstein
Footballguy
Should be fixed now. Got a great opportunity for you.
Zow
Footballguy
right... cause all that ex-gf woe was, um, fishing :(
Dr Zoidberg
Footballguy
my FBG mail or email?Mr. Goldstein said:
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
The guy probably saw your haricut and said "#### NO"
Otis
Footballguy
Check your voicemail and fax.
Mr. Goldstein
Footballguy
Sent you a text message instead. Hit me back when you get it.
W
Woozy Foozy
Guest
How do you look in a nurse's uniform?I would take the job as long as he doesnt make me dress like the butler from the birdcage.I promise you it won't end for that guy.they said they would try me out the next day but never called that night like they said..........took me 2 days to get in touch with the guy and he changed his mind.i hope he dies of syphilisI don't know whether toor
how/why would someone lie to you about giving you a job?
cstu
Footballguy
Dear Rich Nephew, I can help you be funny. The first funny thing you must do is put all of your money in the form of a cashier's check and come to Hollywood.
Whiplash Inc.
Footballguy
Congratz and good luck.
TLEF316
Footballguy
ool someone only read the first page olol
Ilov80s
Footballguy
Yeah, what did happen to this guy?
johnnycakes
Footballguy
Who the #### is bluemagic? 
Ilov80s
Footballguy
Zoidberg and MC Gas. All the same guy.Who the #### is bluemagic?
Stinger Ray
Footballguy
SWC
Bromigo
you are right bromigo but i really like looking at your picture over there so i will allow it take that to the bank
northern exposure
Footballguy
How many jobs can one boy genius have? #RoknRole
Baloney Sandwich
Footballguy
mquinnjr
Footballguy
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