I got a job! (1 Viewer)

[Dr Zoidberg]

Well i did it...........i willed myself to go and inquire in person at a couple HVAC shops. The second one hired me on the spot today and ill be starting maybe as soon as tommorow.

And the best part? NO DRUG TESTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks you everyone who helped me with advice and warm wishes.

Perhaps i can now afford sanity.

 

[texasheat]

bluemagic... is that you?

 

[Osaurus]

Well i did it...........i willed myself to go and inquire in person at a couple HVAC shops. The second one hired me on the spot today and ill be starting maybe as soon as tommorow.

And the best part? NO DRUG TESTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks you everyone who helped me with advice and warm wishes.

Perhaps i can now afford sanity.

Congrats. You're not hanging out with Bluemagic are you?Beat me to it.

 

[Exit 1]

Glad you found a company with low standards Gratz

 

[Socrates11]

Well i did it...........i willed myself to go and inquire in person at a couple HVAC shops. The second one hired me on the spot today and ill be starting maybe as soon as tommorow.And the best part? NO DRUG TESTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Thanks you everyone who helped me with advice and warm wishes.Perhaps i can now afford sanity.

Hey congrats man! Being employed is a good thing. Not having to pee in a cup is even better!

 

[Dr Zoidberg]

Well i did it...........i willed myself to go and inquire in person at a couple HVAC shops. The second one hired me on the spot today and ill be starting maybe as soon as tommorow.

And the best part? NO DRUG TESTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks you everyone who helped me with advice and warm wishes.

Perhaps i can now afford sanity.

Congrats. You're not hanging out with Bluemagic are you?Beat me to it.

You could say we are one in the same.

 

[Dr Zoidberg]

Well i did it...........i willed myself to go and inquire in person at a couple HVAC shops. The second one hired me on the spot today and ill be starting maybe as soon as tommorow.And the best part? NO DRUG TESTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Thanks you everyone who helped me with advice and warm wishes.Perhaps i can now afford sanity.

Hey congrats man! Being employed is a good thing. Not having to pee in a cup is even better!

The BEST part is not peeing in a cup. I absolutely need sedatives and this is great.

 

[zander_s]

What will you be doing for this HVAC company?

 

[Dr Zoidberg]

What will you be doing for this HVAC company?

Duct installation. I'm gonna be right hand man of the top guy...........who happens to be the owners son.

 

[shadyridr]

Congrats bluemagic

 

[KnowledgeReignsSupreme]

Thank god I don't need any HVAC work done in NYC.

 

[Loan Sharks]

So what you are saying is you lost your job at the delivery company as the staff Doctor?

 

[Dr Zoidberg]

Thank god I don't need any HVAC work done in NYC.

They asked if i could travel for work so im assuming they take some jobs abroad.I cant wait to screw up your ducts.

 

[jmp]

Congratulations. Don't #### it up.

 

[texasheat]

I'm pretty handy with foil tape and a duct board knife myself.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

 

[EYLive]

Thank god I don't need any HVAC work done in NYC.

They asked if i could travel for work so im assuming they take some jobs abroad.I cant wait to screw up your ducts.

 

[shadyridr]

Thank god I don't need any HVAC work done in NYC.

They asked if i could travel for work so im assuming they take some jobs abroad.I cant wait to screw up your ducts.

 

[TLEF316]

My company writes insurance for contractors, some of which are in NYC. Please PM me with the name of the contractor. Seriously.

 

[NCCommish]

Congrats.

 

[NCCommish]

My company writes insurance for contractors, some of which are in NYC. Please PM me with the name of the contractor. Seriously.

Why would you care?

 

[PatsWillWin]

Thank god I don't need any HVAC work done in NYC.

They asked if i could travel for work so im assuming they take some jobs abroad.I cant wait to screw up your ducts.

Let us know what the weather in eastern Europe is like when you get there.

 

[TLEF316]

My company writes insurance for contractors, some of which are in NYC. Please PM me with the name of the contractor. Seriously.

Why would you care?

because I dont want that crazy person on my book of business.

 

[Dr Zoidberg]

Congratulations. Don't #### it up.

I pride myself on doing my best..........and what i excel at is screwing up jobs.

 

[Dr Zoidberg]

My company writes insurance for contractors, some of which are in NYC. Please PM me with the name of the contractor. Seriously.

Why would you care?

because I dont want that crazy person on my book of business.

Sorry i wont help you out.........but if you see a tall blonde and extremely handsome fellow of scandinavian descent...........it just might be me.

 

[jake501z]

Thank god I don't need any HVAC work done in NYC.

They asked if i could travel for work so im assuming they take some jobs abroad.I cant wait to screw up your ducts.

Let us know what the weather in eastern Europe is like when you get there.

 

[PatsWillWin]

My company writes insurance for contractors, some of which are in NYC. Please PM me with the name of the contractor. Seriously.

Why would you care?

because I dont want that crazy person on my book of business.

Sorry i wont help you out.........but if you see a tall blonde and extremely handsome fellow of scandinavian descent...........it just might be me.

Probably wouldn't be too hard - not sure what the % of men with pony tails is these days.

 

[Dr Zoidberg]

My company writes insurance for contractors, some of which are in NYC. Please PM me with the name of the contractor. Seriously.

Why would you care?

because I dont want that crazy person on my book of business.

Sorry i wont help you out.........but if you see a tall blonde and extremely handsome fellow of scandinavian descent...........it just might be me.

Probably wouldn't be too hard - not sure what the % of men with pony tails is these days.

I hate to inform you but i cut my hair short............probably helped me get the job.Now you cant profile me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TLEF316]

FWIW, i just sent a memo out to all my colleagues to avoid writing NYC HVAC guys without pre-inspection. Thanks for the heads up.

 

[Dr Zoidberg]

FWIW, i just sent a memo out to all my colleagues to avoid writing NYC HVAC guys without pre-inspection. Thanks for the heads up.

Well i hate to inform you but its not exactly in the city itself............guess you will have to write off all surrounding counties.Hope that helps your business...............your airflow is mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[shadyridr]

Start hiding air ducts

 

[Dr Zoidberg]

Start hiding air ducts

I wont have time while im mangling them.Airflow shmairflow

 

[EYLive]

FWIW, i just sent a memo out to all my colleagues to avoid writing NYC HVAC guys without pre-inspection. Thanks for the heads up.

Well i hate to inform you but its not exactly in the city itself............guess you will have to write off all surrounding counties.Hope that helps your business...............your airflow is mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Limp Ditka]

Hopefully they have a strict internet usage policy.

 

[Hipple Long Ware & Peete]

[Fry has been impaled by a lead pipe and is seeing Zoidberg for help]Dr. Zoidberg: Ah, here's the hypochondriac. What seems to be the trouble now?Fry: My lead pipe hurts.Dr. Zoidberg: Perfectly normal. Next!

it's stories like this that make me wonder when people say "there are no jobs out there". Persistence certainly is the only way to find one. I like the show up and ask for a job approach.

 

[Dr Zoidberg]

[Fry has been impaled by a lead pipe and is seeing Zoidberg for help]Dr. Zoidberg: Ah, here's the hypochondriac. What seems to be the trouble now?Fry: My lead pipe hurts.Dr. Zoidberg: Perfectly normal. Next!

it's stories like this that make me wonder when people say "there are no jobs out there". Persistence certainly is the only way to find one. I like the show up and ask for a job approach.

listen dude i used to be in that boat, realistically there arent jobs out there....but i hit paydirtbasically on my ability to BS,Im living the american dream........lie lie lie.

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

nice.

 

[Dr Zoidberg]

[Fry has been impaled by a lead pipe and is seeing Zoidberg for help]Dr. Zoidberg: Ah, here's the hypochondriac. What seems to be the trouble now?Fry: My lead pipe hurts.Dr. Zoidberg: Perfectly normal. Next!

it's stories like this that make me wonder when people say "there are no jobs out there". Persistence certainly is the only way to find one. I like the show up and ask for a job approach.

based on my immediate experience i can say that true..............im lucky to be very well spoken but in reality i dont know squat.Just BS as much as you can and you can have a job fior a few weeks...........probably long enough for unemployment.GO america!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dr Zoidberg]

Congrats bluemagic

Shady you have been by far the most inspirational poster.Your blunt and derogatory responses have ben both thrilling and inflamatory.I hold no ill will. I will do my best at this job but if staten island ever needs duct work...........then god help your soulds.

 

[adonis]

I just want to say that, despite all odds, this thread was entertaining.

 

[Dr Zoidberg]

I just want to say that, despite all odds, this thread was entertaining.

Dont ignore your contribution to.

 

[Maroney=Sped]

Thank god I don't need any HVAC work done in NYC.

They asked if i could travel for work so im assuming they take some jobs abroad.I cant wait to screw up your ducts.

I think he's the next Vince."You're gonna love my nuts!"

 

[Thorn]

Congrats d00d!

 

[HoldSteady]

What will you be doing for this HVAC company?

Duct installation. I'm gonna be right hand man of the top guy...........who happens to be the owners son.

Right handing the owner's son?

 

[northern exposure]

Sniff Sniff Look at our little bluemagic/Dr.Zoidberg he's all growed up.

I'm confused how did this guy go from someone with the inability to talk to people to "very well spoken"

I don't know what is real now!!

 

[NCCommish]

FWIW, i just sent a memo out to all my colleagues to avoid writing NYC HVAC guys without pre-inspection. Thanks for the heads up.

Well i hate to inform you but its not exactly in the city itself............guess you will have to write off all surrounding counties.Hope that helps your business...............your airflow is mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well played

 

[NCCommish]

What will you be doing for this HVAC company?

Duct installation. I'm gonna be right hand man of the top guy...........who happens to be the owners son.

Right handing the owner's son?

A man has got to do what a man has got to do.

 

[Woozy Foozy]

What will you be doing for this HVAC company?

Duct installation. I'm gonna be right hand man of the top guy...........who happens to be the owners son.

Everyday is Boy Friday.

 

[PatsWillWin]

[Fry has been impaled by a lead pipe and is seeing Zoidberg for help]Dr. Zoidberg: Ah, here's the hypochondriac. What seems to be the trouble now?Fry: My lead pipe hurts.Dr. Zoidberg: Perfectly normal. Next!

it's stories like this that make me wonder when people say "there are no jobs out there". Persistence certainly is the only way to find one. I like the show up and ask for a job approach.

listen dude i used to be in that boat, realistically there arent jobs out there....but i hit paydirtbasically on my ability to BS,Im living the american dream........lie lie lie.

[Fry has been impaled by a lead pipe and is seeing Zoidberg for help]Dr. Zoidberg: Ah, here's the hypochondriac. What seems to be the trouble now?Fry: My lead pipe hurts.Dr. Zoidberg: Perfectly normal. Next!

it's stories like this that make me wonder when people say "there are no jobs out there". Persistence certainly is the only way to find one. I like the show up and ask for a job approach.

based on my immediate experience i can say that true..............im lucky to be very well spoken but in reality i dont know squat.Just BS as much as you can and you can have a job fior a few weeks...........probably long enough for unemployment.GO america!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wtf

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

In the O.P you imply it took a supreme act of will just to get up and go (and this is th epart I like because it bore emphasis by you) in person to interview for a job. I doubt you will be able to musgter then the will to show up more than two or three days a week and will loose the job within the month. The cure for this is to recalibrate your perspective and to understand that performing routine tasks requires regular effort, the kind you make day in and day out through a productive life.