What's new
Fantasy Football - Footballguys Forums

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

I need a ruling here (1 Viewer)

What is this behavior

  • Unacceptable

    Votes: 65 70.7%

  • Acceptable

    Votes: 27 29.3%
  • Total voters
    92
Arizona Ron

Arizona Ron

Footballguy
I was at the gym yesterday, it's not my regular gym but a gym I've been to before. I have 3 gym memberships now (LA, Sport & Health and Golds), I know that sounds ridiculous but I have one through my company, one because it was closest to my house, now another since it's closest to my condo. It also works out because I hope around the DMV (DC, Maryland, Virginia) for work and it's nice always having a gym chain close to pop in and get a workout in. Anyway.

I did a 30 minute cardio and 10 minute planking routine, stretch then head into the locker room to cool off, take a shower and change. While I'm sitting in the locker room, there's a older guy walks out of the shower area on over near my locker; I'm still sweating sitting on the bench so I wasn't ready to shower yet (because I'll get out of the shower, get dressed and I'll still be sweating). He's drying off and making zero effort to at least turn around - I decide to go cool off outside of the locker room.

After about 10 minutes, I go back into the locker room and the guy was walking out of the bathroom area back to the locker room area still naked. His locker was near mine so while I'm taking off my Nike shirt, sneakers and shorts he remark something like, "I've never seen an undershirt that long" (was wearing a white air TommyJon undershirt and black MeUndies); I ignored him because I don't have conversations with old naked guys. I take off my underclothes, grab my towel and go shower. When I come out, the guy is standing near the sinks shaving - naked.

Now, seeing a guy naked in the gym is very normal and it usually doesn't bother me.

But this guy strutting around for about 30 minutes naked? Oh and no, there was nothing worth strutting.

I was tempted to say something to one of the gym employees but then thought about how stupid it would sound.

:shrug:

 
Last edited by a moderator:
Sadly, this is common behavior for old white guys in the gym. All you can do it get out of there as fast as you can. You made the right choice by not reporting the old naked guy. The gym would not be able to do anything. The locker room is where you get naked. I get that the old guy spent way too much time naked but that is not how the old guy feels obviously. At some point it seems that old guys just do not give a #### about anything, including grossing out the public.

 
Only a half hour? :sleep: That's three and a half hours short of the time at which it would have been appropriate, nay, mandatory, to seek immediate medical attention.

 
Pretty sure its not only acceptable but required to be naked.

Men's locker rooms at gyms are like male whore houses.

Just walk around naked make eye contact for more than 8 seconds and that signifies you both want to bang.

 
Yes it's very common except for the shaving part - that was completely unnecessary. I've never seen someone stand at the sink shaving naked.

 
Arizona Ron said:
Yes it's very common except for the shaving part - that was completely unnecessary. I've never seen someone stand at the sink shaving naked.
Click to expand...
Freshman year in college we had a dude on our floor that would shave naked in the bathroom. Yeah, no one liked that ####### guy.

 
I just checked with a friend that plays for the other team and he said that when it comes to picking up guys at the gym, MeUndies are essentially telling everyone there that you're a bottom

I'd switch brands if I were you

 
Speaking on behalf of we elderly we are easily confused, we go into fugue states easily where time and reality have little meaning. These fugues can be induced by blood pressure changes exacerbated by old man scrotum drop.

Don't be alarmed and don't pity us. Simply notify a female assistant, hopefully very attractive, of the situation. Have them come in, cup our balls, lift them, and get them into our shorts which she will have to help us into. (This action should be done lovingly and gently, like returning a baby bird to its nest.) This will begin bringing us back to the here and now. Then have her help us on with our compression socks, hernia belts, trusses, and then our pants (belted and suspendered) hiked up way too high, out of style shirts, and orthopedic shoes. While she is doing this you could clear a path for our walkers and we will gladly leave the room if someone would only show us the way to get out. (Sometimes we get confused by walls or having to turn corners. Absent help you may find us standing still, staring at a wall, wondering where the opening is.)

Absent a willingness to help you can attract us into another area of the locker room by leaving out some stewed prunes. Please do not confuse us with your fancy phones, rap music, or shaved pubic regions. Remember, when we were young a gym had a boxing ring, medicine ball, and a jump rope. Locker rooms back then were a rough hewn bench behind a burlap sheet. The whole modern milieu has us disoriented.

 
Last edited by a moderator:
Weird but what do you say?

There's a group of dudes who talk politics while sitting on top step of hot tub - junk dangling at my place.

Aggressive naked sauna stretcher is also disturbing.

All part of the gym experience though.

 
Ditkaless Wonders said:
Speaking on behalf of we elderly we are easily confused, we go into fugue states easily where time and reality have little meaning. These fugues can be induced by blood pressure changes exacerbated by old man scrotum drop.

Don't be alarmed and don't pity us. Simply notify a female assistant, hopefully very attractive, of the situation. Have them come in, cup our balls, lift them, and get them into our shorts which she will have to help us into. (This action should be done lovingly and gently, like returning a baby bird to its nest.) This will begin bringing us back to the here and now. Then have her help us on with our compression socks, hernia belts, trusses, and then our pants (belted and suspendered) hiked up way too high, out of style shirts, and orthopedic shoes. While she is doing this you could clear a path for our walkers and we will gladly leave the room if someone would only show us the way to get out. (Sometimes we get confused by walls or having to turn corners. Absent help you may find us standing still, staring at a wall, wondering where the opening is.)

Absent a willingness to help you can attract us into another area of the locker room by leaving out some stewed prunes. Please do not confuse us with your fancy phones, rap music, or shaved pubic regions. Remember, when we were young a gym had a boxing ring, medicine ball, and a jump rope. Locker rooms back then were a rough hewn bench behind a burlap sheet. The whole modern milieu has us disoriented.
Click to expand...
:lmao:

 
BroncoFreak_2K3 said:
Ditkaless Wonders said:
Speaking on behalf of we elderly we are easily confused, we go into fugue states easily where time and reality have little meaning. These fugues can be induced by blood pressure changes exacerbated by old man scrotum drop.

Don't be alarmed and don't pity us. Simply notify a female assistant, hopefully very attractive, of the situation. Have them come in, cup our balls, lift them, and get them into our shorts which she will have to help us into. (This action should be done lovingly and gently, like returning a baby bird to its nest.) This will begin bringing us back to the here and now. Then have her help us on with our compression socks, hernia belts, trusses, and then our pants (belted and suspendered) hiked up way too high, out of style shirts, and orthopedic shoes. While she is doing this you could clear a path for our walkers and we will gladly leave the room if someone would only show us the way to get out. (Sometimes we get confused by walls or having to turn corners. Absent help you may find us standing still, staring at a wall, wondering where the opening is.)

Absent a willingness to help you can attract us into another area of the locker room by leaving out some stewed prunes. Please do not confuse us with your fancy phones, rap music, or shaved pubic regions. Remember, when we were young a gym had a boxing ring, medicine ball, and a jump rope. Locker rooms back then were a rough hewn bench behind a burlap sheet. The whole modern milieu has us disoriented.
Click to expand...
:lmao:
Click to expand...
Did you know that the third most frequent cause of death for us old folks is building confusion syndrome, or BCS? We wander in to large buildings and away from the front or lobby doors. We wind our way into the bowels of the building where we cannot see the sun or otherwise orient ourselves. Unable to ask for help or navigate out we become dehydrated, disoriented, hungry, and past time for our naps and meds. Tragically we expire when we could have been spared by being guided to an exit. It is currently estimated that upwards of 237,000 elderly are dead or dying in some of our larger Vegas Hotels and convention centers alone. Won't you please help?

You know that old trees just grow stronger

and old rivers, grow wilder every day

Old people just grow lonesome

Waiting for someone to say, hello in there-o

 
Last edited by a moderator:
You have three gym memberships yet this is the first time you've seen an old guy preening around the locker room naked?

 
ok, i got one.

im showering in a smaller gym and to go to the bathroom everyone has to walk past and can see you naked. well, this dude brings his 3 year old girl in to go pee pee and catches me off guard. she looks right at my %^&*@! before i can react.

cool or not cool?

 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

Max Power
Different sized feet people
Replies
6
Views
221
Snoopy
Snoopy
Ministry of Pain
What's Normal? Baby Showers, when did this become a Co-Ed event?
2
Replies
99
Views
2K
Zow
Zow
the moops
What's a typical weekday for you?
2
Replies
85
Views
3K
MAC_32
MAC_32

Users who are viewing this thread

Total: 1 (members: 0, guests: 1)
Back
Top