I need a ruling here (1 Viewer)

[sublimeone]

Pretty sure the guys that do this stuff are just old gay pervs. At the gym I used to go to there were a few old guys that were ALWAYS hanging out naked in the locker room yet I'd literally never see them in the actual gym. Stop in, get naked, hit the sauna, hang out naked... weird...

 

[Limp Ditka]

ok, i got one.

im showering in a smaller gym and to go to the bathroom everyone has to walk past and can see you naked. well, this dude brings his 3 year old girl in to go pee pee and catches me off guard. she looks right at my %^&*@! before i can react.

cool or not cool?

Cool

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[Officer Pete Malloy]

ok, i got one.

im showering in a smaller gym and to go to the bathroom everyone has to walk past and can see you naked. well, this dude brings his 3 year old girl in to go pee pee and catches me off guard. she looks right at my %^&*@! before i can react.

cool or not cool?

http://www.viscoimages.com/photo/183271-Isolated-cute-little-girl-giving-you-the-thumbs-up.jpg

 

[Arizona Ron]

You go to the gym to do cardio and plank?

I have a different workout each day but yeah one day is a 30-min cardio and plank routine. Today was chest/biceps with a 10 minute warmup run.

But why go to the gym to do cardio and lay on the floor?

Climate controlled, no cars to run me over and I can go mid-day thanks to a shower, room to change and look at old guy balls.

And I'm not laying on the floor - google (if you want) plank core exercise. I'm not sure why it's called planking but it is (not the stupid schtick planking from years ago).

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You go to the gym to do cardio and plank?

I have a different workout each day but yeah one day is a 30-min cardio and plank routine. Today was chest/biceps with a 10 minute warmup run.

But why go to the gym to do cardio and lay on the floor?

Climate controlled, no cars to run me over and I can go mid-day thanks to a shower, room to change and look at old guy balls.

And I'm not laying on the floor - google (if you want) plank core exercise. I'm not sure why it's called planking but it is (not the stupid schtick planking from years ago).

I know what planking is, Jerk Lalanne.

 

[DocHolliday]

You go to the gym to do cardio and plank?

I have a different workout each day but yeah one day is a 30-min cardio and plank routine. Today was chest/biceps with a 10 minute warmup run.

But why go to the gym to do cardio and lay on the floor?

Two words.

Yoga pants.

 

[Fennis]

You go to the gym to do cardio and plank?

I have a different workout each day but yeah one day is a 30-min cardio and plank routine. Today was chest/biceps with a 10 minute warmup run.

But why go to the gym to do cardio and lay on the floor?

three words.

old man penis.

fyp

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

You go to the gym to do cardio and plank?

I have a different workout each day but yeah one day is a 30-min cardio and plank routine. Today was chest/biceps with a 10 minute warmup run.

But why go to the gym to do cardio and lay on the floor?

Two words.

Yoga pants.

He can rock his yoga pants anywhere. No reason to confine himself to one of three gyms.

 

[Aerial Assault]

Pretty sure the old guy just wanted to supplement your cardio with his plank.

 

[Emerson Biggens]

You say "older"

How old is this guy? 75? 45?

How old are you, mid thirties, right?

 

[Chadstroma]

Acceptable in as much as not anything anyone can really do about it unless he takes it a bit further (no idea what that might and don't care to put thought into it) but unacceptable inasmuch as normal well adjusted adult behavior should be considered as.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

You should have knocked him out and then finished up and told the attendants that some naked guy slipped and knocked himself out on the sink.

 

[dickey moe]

This belongs here.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

This belongs here.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Middle School: 6th grade, 1986, mandatory showers after P.E.

Walked into the showers and of course the first person I come across is an 8th grader who should have been enrolled at the local college. I think I showered with a shadow hanging over me.

Then walking out and having to wait in line for your towel, fun times.

 

[AnonymousBob]

There are no gym chains that have locations near all three of your areas?

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

This belongs here.

 

[Chadstroma]

There are no gym chains that have locations near all three of your areas?

I think the point is that he is too lazy to walk the extra few blocks to the one gym location when another is much closer.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Guy should've at least put on socks

 

[AnonymousBob]

There are no gym chains that have locations near all three of your areas?

I think the point is that he is too lazy to walk the extra few blocks to the one gym location when another is much closer.

Always love the folks who wait to park super close to the gym instead of walking across the parking lot, then hop on a treadmill.

 

[jon_mx]

When you loan three racks to some bar chick, $20 a month for an extra gym membership is no biggie.

 

[Captain Fantastic]

This belongs here.

Count me in for more

My favorite is the old man blow-drying his balls. Can't tell you how many times I've seen this, and it always seems just one step too far...

 

[Andrew74]

when you say shave

you are talking about his balls right?

As I read the OP, all I could think about was your avatar sitting in the corner of the locker room.

 

[jon_mx]

This belongs here.

Count me in for more My favorite is the old man blow-drying his balls. Can't tell you how many times I've seen this, and it always seems just one step too far...

Don't knock it until you've tried it.

 

[McGarnicle]

When I belonged to the Y up in MD, a guy brought his daughter into the men's shower, I'm guessing she was 4 or 5. Someone politely mentioned there's a family shower out by the pool. He said thanks. The rest of us got out of there. I've given up trying to figure people out.

 

[AnonymousBob]

When I belonged to the Y up in MD, a guy brought his daughter into the men's shower, I'm guessing she was 4 or 5. Someone politely mentioned there's a family shower out by the pool. He said thanks. The rest of us got out of there. I've given up trying to figure people out.

She must have felt like she was walking through a forest of willow trees.

 

[sublimeone]

When I belonged to the Y up in MD, a guy brought his daughter into the men's shower, I'm guessing she was 4 or 5. Someone politely mentioned there's a family shower out by the pool. He said thanks. The rest of us got out of there. I've given up trying to figure people out.

She must have felt like she was walking through a forest of willow trees.

WTF? This post is disturbing

 

[grateful zed]

im just glad i didnt get that football scholarship to penn state.

 

[FUBAR]

I was at the gym yesterday,

I did a 30 minute cardio and 10 minute planking routine

totally unacceptable.

 

[FUBAR]

This belongs here.

and amazingly accurate.

The gym across from my office has mostly retired dudes. Very few of them bother covering up in the locker room.

 

[Das Boot]

They happen to have a bowl of lemons in that locker room?

 

[Arizona Ron]

There are no gym chains that have locations near all three of your areas?

I think the point is that he is too lazy to walk the extra few blocks to the one gym location when another is much closer.

Always love the folks who wait to park super close to the gym instead of walking across the parking lot, then hop on a treadmill.

I'm not sure if you're familiar with the Northern VA, DC, MD beltway area but 5-8 miles driving is easily about 30 minutes minimum at any time of the day.

It's not a lazy thing, it's an It's easier to pay a few bucks a month than drive 1 hour each way to go to my gym because I like going in the middle of the day thing because I know I'm not going to go when I'm done work thing, thing. Most of my serious meetings are after 4 pm, not in office but social gatherings after normal business hours. Also, when I'm jumping around meeting to meeting it's a quick stop; sure a lot of the office buildings have small gyms in them but how does this sound "Hi I'm stopping by for that meeting we scheduled today; oh and btw, is there any paperwork I need to fill out to use the gym in your office building? It does have a shower, right?"

My notebook doesn't tells me if you're a city guy or not ABob, but it's just different dude.

 

[Christo]

Yes, your behavior was unacceptable.

 

[Arizona Ron]

Yes, your behavior was unacceptable.

Mine was never in question as it's been adjudicated here multiple times the last several years.

 

[AnonymousBob]

There are no gym chains that have locations near all three of your areas?

I think the point is that he is too lazy to walk the extra few blocks to the one gym location when another is much closer.

Always love the folks who wait to park super close to the gym instead of walking across the parking lot, then hop on a treadmill.

I'm not sure if you're familiar with the Northern VA, DC, MD beltway area but 5-8 miles driving is easily about 30 minutes minimum at any time of the day.

It's not a lazy thing, it's an It's easier to pay a few bucks a month than drive 1 hour each way to go to my gym because I like going in the middle of the day thing because I know I'm not going to go when I'm done work thing, thing. Most of my serious meetings are after 4 pm, not in office but social gatherings after normal business hours. Also, when I'm jumping around meeting to meeting it's a quick stop; sure a lot of the office buildings have small gyms in them but how does this sound "Hi I'm stopping by for that meeting we scheduled today; oh and btw, is there any paperwork I need to fill out to use the gym in your office building? It does have a shower, right?"

My notebook doesn't tells me if you're a city guy or not ABob, but it's just different dude.

I'm a city guy, albeit opposite coast. I do actually understand the reasoning. It still amuses me. Anyhow, with all the chicks you're nailing it seems to be working. Can't really criticize.

But this can't possibly be the first time you've seen omb. They just sort of take their sweet time and do everything in the nude. Even just sit and chat. That comic is accurate. It's weird and a bit rude but whatever. Maybe in another thirty years we'll be here starting threads about the greatness of being naked in the locker room and wishing we had started years earlier.

 

[Zegras11]

He was waiting for you to loan him three racks.

 

[Arizona Ron]

There are no gym chains that have locations near all three of your areas?

I think the point is that he is too lazy to walk the extra few blocks to the one gym location when another is much closer.

Always love the folks who wait to park super close to the gym instead of walking across the parking lot, then hop on a treadmill.

I'm not sure if you're familiar with the Northern VA, DC, MD beltway area but 5-8 miles driving is easily about 30 minutes minimum at any time of the day.

It's not a lazy thing, it's an It's easier to pay a few bucks a month than drive 1 hour each way to go to my gym because I like going in the middle of the day thing because I know I'm not going to go when I'm done work thing, thing. Most of my serious meetings are after 4 pm, not in office but social gatherings after normal business hours. Also, when I'm jumping around meeting to meeting it's a quick stop; sure a lot of the office buildings have small gyms in them but how does this sound "Hi I'm stopping by for that meeting we scheduled today; oh and btw, is there any paperwork I need to fill out to use the gym in your office building? It does have a shower, right?"

My notebook doesn't tells me if you're a city guy or not ABob, but it's just different dude.

I'm a city guy, albeit opposite coast. I do actually understand the reasoning. It still amuses me. Anyhow, with all the chicks you're nailing it seems to be working. Can't really criticize.

But this can't possibly be the first time you've seen omb. They just sort of take their sweet time and do everything in the nude. Even just sit and chat. That comic is accurate. It's weird and a bit rude but whatever. Maybe in another thirty years we'll be here starting threads about the greatness of being naked in the locker room and wishing we had started years earlier.

The shaving put me over the edge. It went from "just another old naked guy" to "look at this peacocking SOB". I'm pretty sure he had a bet with the other old guys or something, this was very brazen compared to what I'm use to.

 

[AnonymousBob]

There are no gym chains that have locations near all three of your areas?

I think the point is that he is too lazy to walk the extra few blocks to the one gym location when another is much closer.

Always love the folks who wait to park super close to the gym instead of walking across the parking lot, then hop on a treadmill.

I'm not sure if you're familiar with the Northern VA, DC, MD beltway area but 5-8 miles driving is easily about 30 minutes minimum at any time of the day.

It's not a lazy thing, it's an It's easier to pay a few bucks a month than drive 1 hour each way to go to my gym because I like going in the middle of the day thing because I know I'm not going to go when I'm done work thing, thing. Most of my serious meetings are after 4 pm, not in office but social gatherings after normal business hours. Also, when I'm jumping around meeting to meeting it's a quick stop; sure a lot of the office buildings have small gyms in them but how does this sound "Hi I'm stopping by for that meeting we scheduled today; oh and btw, is there any paperwork I need to fill out to use the gym in your office building? It does have a shower, right?"

My notebook doesn't tells me if you're a city guy or not ABob, but it's just different dude.

I'm a city guy, albeit opposite coast. I do actually understand the reasoning. It still amuses me. Anyhow, with all the chicks you're nailing it seems to be working. Can't really criticize.But this can't possibly be the first time you've seen omb. They just sort of take their sweet time and do everything in the nude. Even just sit and chat. That comic is accurate. It's weird and a bit rude but whatever. Maybe in another thirty years we'll be here starting threads about the greatness of being naked in the locker room and wishing we had started years earlier.

The shaving put me over the edge. It went from "just another old naked guy" to "look at this peacocking SOB". I'm pretty sure he had a bet with the other old guys or something, this was very brazen compared to what I'm use to.

I've seen that. I've seen old timers go into a stall naked and come out, wash their hands, then sit on the benches and watch tv. Takes a man with lots of confidence in his wiping abilities or zero effs given to take a dump and start showboating.

 

[Arizona Ron]

There are no gym chains that have locations near all three of your areas?

I think the point is that he is too lazy to walk the extra few blocks to the one gym location when another is much closer.

Always love the folks who wait to park super close to the gym instead of walking across the parking lot, then hop on a treadmill.

I'm not sure if you're familiar with the Northern VA, DC, MD beltway area but 5-8 miles driving is easily about 30 minutes minimum at any time of the day.

It's not a lazy thing, it's an It's easier to pay a few bucks a month than drive 1 hour each way to go to my gym because I like going in the middle of the day thing because I know I'm not going to go when I'm done work thing, thing. Most of my serious meetings are after 4 pm, not in office but social gatherings after normal business hours. Also, when I'm jumping around meeting to meeting it's a quick stop; sure a lot of the office buildings have small gyms in them but how does this sound "Hi I'm stopping by for that meeting we scheduled today; oh and btw, is there any paperwork I need to fill out to use the gym in your office building? It does have a shower, right?"

My notebook doesn't tells me if you're a city guy or not ABob, but it's just different dude.

I'm a city guy, albeit opposite coast. I do actually understand the reasoning. It still amuses me. Anyhow, with all the chicks you're nailing it seems to be working. Can't really criticize.But this can't possibly be the first time you've seen omb. They just sort of take their sweet time and do everything in the nude. Even just sit and chat. That comic is accurate. It's weird and a bit rude but whatever. Maybe in another thirty years we'll be here starting threads about the greatness of being naked in the locker room and wishing we had started years earlier.

The shaving put me over the edge. It went from "just another old naked guy" to "look at this peacocking SOB". I'm pretty sure he had a bet with the other old guys or something, this was very brazen compared to what I'm use to.

I've seen that. I've seen old timers go into a stall naked and come out, wash their hands, then sit on the benches and watch tv. Takes a man with lots of confidence in his wiping abilities or zero effs given to take a dump and start showboating.

Now you've got me thinking. I need to one-up these old guys.

I need them saying when they're drinking at club house, "did you see the this tall drink of water trying to shine or our parade?"

 

[pollardsvision]

This belongs here.

We've only got a couple of gyms here, and they can easily be divided into old dude gyms and young guy gyms. I've got to side with the old guys here. Maybe a little overboard at times, but young guys wearing towels everywhere is even more ridiculous.

I say hike up your skirts and let them balls and wieners fly like the good Lord intended. And I can't fault a man for preferring to blow dry his sack.

 

[HellToupee]

Middle School: 6th grade, 1986, mandatory showers after P.E.

Walked into the showers and of course the first person I come across is an 8th grader who should have been enrolled at the local college. I think I showered with a shadow hanging over me.

Then walking out and having to wait in line for your towel, fun times.

Try walking into a big spartan community shower room and having to grab a towel from Brother Phillip on the way out who was stationed right at the entrance/exit who checked you off for showering

 

[TheAristocrat]

36 M Colorado

Willing to dangle the goods to your clothing specifications.