randall146
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When she says she wants to hang out and you'd like to hang out you should say yes take that to the bank brominence
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I need some sexting advice. (1 Viewer)
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timschochet
Footballguy
She's a nice girl and I like her style
But she's a hunchback
I'm not a pretty guy got a wooden eye
But she's a hunchback
I take her to the football game
She's my little Notre Dame
And I know things won't be the same
Without a hunchback
Took her to the dance looking for romance
She's a hunchback
And when she does the twist I just can't resist
Watching a hunchback
Everybody's laughing at me
Why can't they just let us be?
She'll go down in history
She's got a hunchback
I got a hunch then again, I just don't know
She drinks Hawaiian punch she calls me Quasimodo
I'm a lucky fella, she's my Esmeralda
Doin' what I oughta, she always brings me water
I know, I'm doing well, she's ringing my bell
She's got a hunchback
Yeah, I'm feeling fine 'coz she's so divine
With a hunchback
I take her down to gay Paris
On films and books we don't agree
She can't walk and I can't see
She's got a hunchback
But she's a hunchback
I'm not a pretty guy got a wooden eye
But she's a hunchback
I take her to the football game
She's my little Notre Dame
And I know things won't be the same
Without a hunchback
Took her to the dance looking for romance
She's a hunchback
And when she does the twist I just can't resist
Watching a hunchback
Everybody's laughing at me
Why can't they just let us be?
She'll go down in history
She's got a hunchback
I got a hunch then again, I just don't know
She drinks Hawaiian punch she calls me Quasimodo
I'm a lucky fella, she's my Esmeralda
Doin' what I oughta, she always brings me water
I know, I'm doing well, she's ringing my bell
She's got a hunchback
Yeah, I'm feeling fine 'coz she's so divine
With a hunchback
I take her down to gay Paris
On films and books we don't agree
She can't walk and I can't see
She's got a hunchback
kentric
Footballguy
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Here's a pic. I want to split this broad in half.Kind of weird to read the first sentence of a post and instantly recognize the poster.Pretty much there's this pretty blonde chick that I always bump into at the bar and start making out with. In the past, she wrote me a blank check to have sex but I screwed it up. There was a thread about this incident but I had it hard deleted.
Pretty much, the sexual tension is through the roof and we attract each other like magnets whenever we're around each other. I've received texts saying how she wants to hang out with me alone, that I'm her favorite, etc.
I can tell the way to this girl's heart is through her ######. So what I need from you guys are some rock-solid, arousal enducing, sexting pickup lines. I'm thinking something along the lines of:
"I can't stop thinking about you. I want to be with you alone so badly. Let's ####."
Also, along the line of first sentences, you should have stopped after yours.
Also, the thread is useless without pics. Can size would be a plus, too.
http://s2.postimg.org/b7ohp363t/image.jpg
johnnycakes
Footballguy
See, give it a little thought, and you have your pick-up line.Here's a pic. I want to split this broad in half.Kind of weird to read the first sentence of a post and instantly recognize the poster.Pretty much there's this pretty blonde chick that I always bump into at the bar and start making out with. In the past, she wrote me a blank check to have sex but I screwed it up. There was a thread about this incident but I had it hard deleted.
Pretty much, the sexual tension is through the roof and we attract each other like magnets whenever we're around each other. I've received texts saying how she wants to hang out with me alone, that I'm her favorite, etc.
I can tell the way to this girl's heart is through her ######. So what I need from you guys are some rock-solid, arousal enducing, sexting pickup lines. I'm thinking something along the lines of:
"I can't stop thinking about you. I want to be with you alone so badly. Let's ####.
Also, along the line of first sentences, you should have stopped after yours.
Also, the thread is useless without pics. Can size would be a plus, too.
http://s2.postimg.org/b7ohp363t/image.jpg
She looks bigger than you.Here's a pic. I want to split this broad in half.Kind of weird to read the first sentence of a post and instantly recognize the poster.Pretty much there's this pretty blonde chick that I always bump into at the bar and start making out with. In the past, she wrote me a blank check to have sex but I screwed it up. There was a thread about this incident but I had it hard deleted.
Pretty much, the sexual tension is through the roof and we attract each other like magnets whenever we're around each other. I've received texts saying how she wants to hang out with me alone, that I'm her favorite, etc.
I can tell the way to this girl's heart is through her ######. So what I need from you guys are some rock-solid, arousal enducing, sexting pickup lines. I'm thinking something along the lines of:
"I can't stop thinking about you. I want to be with you alone so badly. Let's ####.
Also, along the line of first sentences, you should have stopped after yours.
Also, the thread is useless without pics. Can size would be a plus, too.
http://s2.postimg.org/b7ohp363t/image.jpg
timschochet
Footballguy
How about:
I'm sure glad you're not black or gay?
I'm sure glad you're not black or gay?
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Em, shoot me a PM.
Notorious T.R.E.
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We need to get someone to go full Cyrano de Bergerac here.
Ditkaless Wonders
Footballguy
How would you like 20 seconds of degrading and unsatisfying boredom with an inexperienced needledick?
ClownCausedChaos2
Footballguy
STEADYMOBBIN 22
Footballguy
I didn't think he could make me hate him more. Yet, with every new post, he does just that. It's remarkable.
Em might be the worst human on Earth who isn't aligned with ISIS. Although, to be fair, his posting is essentially terrorism.
Somebody posted this exact same thing in response to a similar thread started by Manti Te'o while he was in college.
kutta
Footballguy
I first read "dentistry" instead of "density." I thought it was a unique line just for folks like you.
mquinnjr
Footballguy
Peyton Marino
Footballguy
Ookie Pringle
Footballguy
What? No one has replied you should text her...."I want to finger bang you"
sho nuff
Footballguy
Judge Smails
Footballguy
Zow
Footballguy
Image is gone. Repost please.Here's a pic. I want to split this broad in half.Kind of weird to read the first sentence of a post and instantly recognize the poster.Pretty much there's this pretty blonde chick that I always bump into at the bar and start making out with. In the past, she wrote me a blank check to have sex but I screwed it up. There was a thread about this incident but I had it hard deleted.
Pretty much, the sexual tension is through the roof and we attract each other like magnets whenever we're around each other. I've received texts saying how she wants to hang out with me alone, that I'm her favorite, etc.
I can tell the way to this girl's heart is through her ######. So what I need from you guys are some rock-solid, arousal enducing, sexting pickup lines. I'm thinking something along the lines of:
"I can't stop thinking about you. I want to be with you alone so badly. Let's ####.
Also, along the line of first sentences, you should have stopped after yours.
Also, the thread is useless without pics. Can size would be a plus, too.
http://s2.postimg.org/b7ohp363t/image.jpg
nirad3
Footballguy
Not missing much...Image is gone. Repost please.Here's a pic. I want to split this broad in half.Kind of weird to read the first sentence of a post and instantly recognize the poster.Pretty much there's this pretty blonde chick that I always bump into at the bar and start making out with. In the past, she wrote me a blank check to have sex but I screwed it up. There was a thread about this incident but I had it hard deleted.
Pretty much, the sexual tension is through the roof and we attract each other like magnets whenever we're around each other. I've received texts saying how she wants to hang out with me alone, that I'm her favorite, etc.
I can tell the way to this girl's heart is through her ######. So what I need from you guys are some rock-solid, arousal enducing, sexting pickup lines. I'm thinking something along the lines of:
"I can't stop thinking about you. I want to be with you alone so badly. Let's ####.
Also, along the line of first sentences, you should have stopped after yours.
Also, the thread is useless without pics. Can size would be a plus, too.
http://s2.postimg.org/b7ohp363t/image.jpg
Bucky86
Footballguy
It was kind of creepy. Couldn't tell much. Almost like he was photographing from outside through her blinds, or from a closet.Image is gone. Repost please.Here's a pic. I want to split this broad in half.Kind of weird to read the first sentence of a post and instantly recognize the poster.Pretty much there's this pretty blonde chick that I always bump into at the bar and start making out with. In the past, she wrote me a blank check to have sex but I screwed it up. There was a thread about this incident but I had it hard deleted.
Pretty much, the sexual tension is through the roof and we attract each other like magnets whenever we're around each other. I've received texts saying how she wants to hang out with me alone, that I'm her favorite, etc.
I can tell the way to this girl's heart is through her ######. So what I need from you guys are some rock-solid, arousal enducing, sexting pickup lines. I'm thinking something along the lines of:
"I can't stop thinking about you. I want to be with you alone so badly. Let's ####.
Also, along the line of first sentences, you should have stopped after yours.
Also, the thread is useless without pics. Can size would be a plus, too.
http://s2.postimg.org/b7ohp363t/image.jpg
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Rayderr
Footballguy
timschochet
Footballguy
Yeah I got this too. I doubt she even knows who he is.It was kind of creepy. Couldn't tell much. Almost like he was photographing from outside through her blinds, or from a closet.Image is gone. Repost please.Here's a pic. I want to split this broad in half.http://s2.postimg.org/b7ohp363t/image.jpgKind of weird to read the first sentence of a post and instantly recognize the poster.Pretty much there's this pretty blonde chick that I always bump into at the bar and start making out with. In the past, she wrote me a blank check to have sex but I screwed it up. There was a thread about this incident but I had it hard deleted.
Pretty much, the sexual tension is through the roof and we attract each other like magnets whenever we're around each other. I've received texts saying how she wants to hang out with me alone, that I'm her favorite, etc.
I can tell the way to this girl's heart is through her ######. So what I need from you guys are some rock-solid, arousal enducing, sexting pickup lines. I'm thinking something along the lines of:
"I can't stop thinking about you. I want to be with you alone so badly. Let's ####.
Also, along the line of first sentences, you should have stopped after yours.
Also, the thread is useless without pics. Can size would be a plus, too.
Mrs. Rannous
Footballguy
Frankly, if she wants to go out with someone like this, she probably has a major venereal disease.
And it's not even Friday.
And it's not even Friday.
Chemical X
Footballguy
"chem x has me on ignore"
Ditkaless Wonders
Footballguy
Or go with the magnetic polarity thing. "I want to stick my north pole into your south pole."Zow said:
The Kerminator
Footballguy
If the first 2 paragraphs are true, then why do you need pickup lines?Pretty much there's this pretty blonde chick that I always bump into at the bar and start making out with. In the past, she wrote me a blank check to have sex but I screwed it up. There was a thread about this incident but I had it hard deleted.
Pretty much, the sexual tension is through the roof and we attract each other like magnets whenever we're around each other. I've received texts saying how she wants to hang out with me alone, that I'm her favorite, etc.
I can tell the way to this girl's heart is through her ######. So what I need from you guys are some rock-solid, arousal enducing, sexting pickup lines. I'm thinking something along the lines of:
"I can't stop thinking about you. I want to be with you alone so badly. Let's ####.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
"You got ### for days, I got **** for weeks"
Peyton Marino
Footballguy
BroncoFreak_2K3
sucker for Orange
JHuber77
Footballguy
Long Ball Larry
Footballguy
jamny
Footballguy
Pretty muchIf the first 2 paragraphs are true, then why do you need pickup lines?Pretty much there's this pretty blonde chick that I always bump into at the bar and start making out with. In the past, she wrote me a blank check to have sex but I screwed it up. There was a thread about this incident but I had it hard deleted.
Pretty much, the sexual tension is through the roof and we attract each other like magnets whenever we're around each other. I've received texts saying how she wants to hang out with me alone, that I'm her favorite, etc.
I can tell the way to this girl's heart is through her ######. So what I need from you guys are some rock-solid, arousal enducing, sexting pickup lines. I'm thinking something along the lines of:
"I can't stop thinking about you. I want to be with you alone so badly. Let's ####.
johnnycakes
Footballguy
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