I needed a chuckle - maybe you do too... (1 Viewer)

[Tom Servo]

I don't care if this is true or not.

TLDR; woman's BF gets into regular fights with Waffle House cook.

 

[johnnycakes]

If you can't fight the cook at a Waffle House at 2:00am, who can you fight?  

 

[NutterButter]

So this is how people wind up with $200k in college debt; drop out of grad school to go back to college and get a different degree.   

 

[Zow]

I'd love for this to be real, but I have zero clue how to explain why the cops haven't been called or this guy at least hasn't been banned from this Waffle House (which if he showed up again would lead to the cops being called). 

 

[Tom Servo]

I'd love for this to be real, but I have zero clue how to explain why the cops haven't been called or this guy at least hasn't been banned from this Waffle House (which if he showed up again would lead to the cops being called). 

As I posted on twitter, I don't care if it's true. 

On some level, perhaps this belongs in the shtick thread.

 

[ProstheticRGK]

I'd love for this to be real, but I have zero clue how to explain why the cops haven't been called or this guy at least hasn't been banned from this Waffle House (which if he showed up again would lead to the cops being called). 

Waffle House cook ain't no snitch! 

 

[-jb-]

They were probably hooking up with the same girl way back when and neither got over it. 

 

[Mr.Pack]

The guy should order his eggs a different way

 

[Leroy Hoard]

They were probably hooking up with the same girl way back when and neither got over it. 

I know a guy that went out with 2 women that worked at the same deli he shopped at.  Apparently the 2 ladies got in a fistfight at work over him and both got fired. To make things worse, he ended up dumping both of them.

 

[Andy Dufresne]

If you can't fight the cook at a Waffle House at 2:00am, who can you fight?  

Move up a weight class and fight shift-just-ended strippers at 3:00am.