Baloney Sandwich
Footballguy
I just got back from my yearly eye appointment and I have a strong feeling my Optometrist is a creeper. Last year was my first year going to him and I had somewhat the same feeling but sort of forgot about him. I've read too many stories lately about monsters in our midst that went undetected that I feel like I might need to take action. I would bet dollar to donuts this dude has some really strange sexual stuff (like illegal) on his computer at the very least and wouldn't be surprised if there is much more to the story. Beyond the strong creeper vibe he gives off, he is stuck working at a Lenscrafter in the mall even though he seems like he is on the back nine of his career. I don't really know anything about the eye industry but my assumption is the folks that work for Lenscrafters are either just starting out before they launch their careers or they have had some type of trouble in their career, I guess I equate an older optometrist working at Lenscrafter to a priest that gets moved to a new parish after he was accused of diddling an alter boy or two.
The way I look at it is that I have 3 choices here:
1. I do nothing because I have no proof and perhaps he is just a harmless, weird eye doctor. Doubtful but obviously the easiest thing for me to do.
2. I reach out to my wife's cousin's husband. He is a detective in the city where I work and he seems to have a hard on for tracking down creepers. I'm pretty sure if I give him the slightest whiff of this optometrist's butt he would be all over finding out everything about the guy. That would only require me to make a simple call but might not be fair to this eye guy to sick this dude on him without any concrete evidence.
3. I put in some time to find out a little more about this guy. This would probably require at minimum two stake outs, one to follow him when he is out of work for the day to the parking lot to see what car he is driving and then another time to follow him home once I've been able to ID the car. I'm not sure that knowing where he lives helps out all that much but I would have an address, car make and model to hand off to my detective contact. The thing this I'm fairly busy at work these days so not sure I have the time to put in over the next week or so. I do have this college student that is doing a part-time internship with my company that I'm responsible for and I've been having a tough time keeping him busy. I make up projects and the materials he gathers for me helps in some aspects but really there would be no loss without it. I was thinking perhaps I could have him do the leg work on the stake outs. This seems to be the balance between doing nothing and overreacting so it might be my best course of action.
The way I look at it is that I have 3 choices here:
1. I do nothing because I have no proof and perhaps he is just a harmless, weird eye doctor. Doubtful but obviously the easiest thing for me to do.
2. I reach out to my wife's cousin's husband. He is a detective in the city where I work and he seems to have a hard on for tracking down creepers. I'm pretty sure if I give him the slightest whiff of this optometrist's butt he would be all over finding out everything about the guy. That would only require me to make a simple call but might not be fair to this eye guy to sick this dude on him without any concrete evidence.
3. I put in some time to find out a little more about this guy. This would probably require at minimum two stake outs, one to follow him when he is out of work for the day to the parking lot to see what car he is driving and then another time to follow him home once I've been able to ID the car. I'm not sure that knowing where he lives helps out all that much but I would have an address, car make and model to hand off to my detective contact. The thing this I'm fairly busy at work these days so not sure I have the time to put in over the next week or so. I do have this college student that is doing a part-time internship with my company that I'm responsible for and I've been having a tough time keeping him busy. I make up projects and the materials he gathers for me helps in some aspects but really there would be no loss without it. I was thinking perhaps I could have him do the leg work on the stake outs. This seems to be the balance between doing nothing and overreacting so it might be my best course of action.
ptometrist touches Baloney's thigh:
