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I thought I'd seen it all at work....... (1 Viewer)

[QUOTE=']And there is the letdown for all...
[/QUOTE]WTF did you want? The kid to pull out an uzi and start firing? GDB people you can't please.
 
I just had to suspend the janitor for a week for fighting in the office. This guy is 72 years old. I wasn't even going to do it because he's the one who has had to clean up all these messes, but the Pres made me do it.
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I was sitting in my office typing when someone came in and told me what was happening. I finished the post, then went out to address the staff. If anyone thinks this is a crock, feel free to tune out now, but frankly, I couldn't make this up if I wanted to. He didn't throw poop or anything - in fact, the ending isn't even really poop-related.Here's what went down. He went back to his desk and made a phone call. The head janitor (looks like Scatman Crothers - straight out of central casting), who has to clean everything up, walked by his desk and started making some comments about "you nasty little MFer, I know you did this..." etc. You have to understand the janitor has been gunning for this kid for weeks, he was sure that he was the perpetrator. The kid starts lipping off back to him - "F U old man" things to that effect. They start towards each other like they're going to fight but just get in each other's face. The janitor then apparently starts giving the kid a wedgie, trying to see the underpants. At this point, people are now out of their cubicles heading over there trying to break them up. The janitor apparently saw the waistband and is yelling "I KNEW IT WAS YOU, YOU DIRTY LITTLE *******" etc...One of the other managers called security, who came in to break up the melee. They were told to escort the kid off the premises. The kid is yelling that he needs his bag and won't leave without it, but security walks him out the door. Another guard grabs his bag, and what's inside but stolen product from the warehouse. Expensive facial products, worth about $50 a pop on eBay - he's got 20-25 boxes in there.I go out into the vestibule where the kid is still yelling that he wants his bag. I tell him we found the stolen product and that he has 30 seconds to get off the property or I'm calling the police. I tell him obviously not to come back and that if he does, he'll be arrested on the spot. Now he's scared and gets the hell out of Dodge in a hurry. I'll never see him again.
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Man, what I'd give to be a fly on the wall there.The mental picture of the janitor giving Najeh a wedgie sent me over the top.Thread of the Year - EG72 :thumbup:
 
damn that's a brave janitor! I wouldn't go near that kid's drawers :X
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:rotflmao: The janitor must be from Scoobie Doo with the whole, "If it wasn't for you damn kids" remix.
 
Yikes, good thing the stolen product was in his bag. You could have been in a load of trouble for the janitor's actions. With the stolen product, he probably won't try to sue. You should probably call the police in anyway, just to get this on the record, not to press charges.

 
I just had to suspend the janitor for a week for fighting in the office. This guy is 72 years old. I wasn't even going to do it because he's the one who has had to clean up all these messes, but the Pres made me do it.
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:no: :thumbdown: The HERO gets punished. Boooo...
 
I just had to suspend the janitor for a week for fighting in the office. This guy is 72 years old. I wasn't even going to do it because he's the one who has had to clean up all these messes, but the Pres made me do it.
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I say take up a collection for the old dude. Make his holidays a little brighter. Poor guy's had to put up with a lot of #### over the last few weeks, literally and figuratively.
 
Just let us know where to send the donations to the "Janitorial Wedgie Fund". I feel bad the old guy loses a week's pay, when he was just doing what any sane person would do in that situation. Give til it hurts...

 
Yikes, good thing the stolen product was in his bag. You could have been in a load of trouble for the janitor's actions. With the stolen product, he probably won't try to sue. You should probably call the police in anyway, just to get this on the record, not to press charges.
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We could have gotten in a LOAD of trouble for the janitor's actions, that's why the Pres made me suspend him. I don't know if I can call the cops on the kid because he never actually left the premises with the product, so I don't know if it's considered theft or not. I feel like I'm in a dream or something - the whole office is buzzing about it. It's surreal.
 
I think a quote from the Wu-Tang Clan's "Clan in the Front" is very appropro here:

What's that in your pants ahhh human feces!Throw your ####ty drawers in the hamperNext time come strapped with a ####in Pamper
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15 pages in 4 hours...Damn impressive...A record?you know they calculate how much money teh US economy loses each year on fantasy football stuff being done at work?I'd say that this thread has cost all of our employers some decent coin today... :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

 
Why not arrest him? Make an example of him so the other employees think twice about ####ting their pants and stealing.

 
Yikes, good thing the stolen product was in his bag. You could have been in a load of trouble for the janitor's actions. With the stolen product, he probably won't try to sue. You should probably call the police in anyway, just to get this on the record, not to press charges.
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We could have gotten in a LOAD of trouble for the janitor's actions, that's why the Pres made me suspend him. I don't know if I can call the cops on the kid because he never actually left the premises with the product, so I don't know if it's considered theft or not. I feel like I'm in a dream or something - the whole office is buzzing about it. It's surreal.
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if nothing else it clearly is attempted theft
 
Okay, where do we send funds for the Janitors Christmas gift? What a guy! 72 and still kickin' ####!
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He just got a standing ovation while being escorted out be security. People were standing on their chairs whistling and clapping as he was walked out.I'll make it right in his bonus...... :thumbup:
 
Okay, where do we send funds for the Janitors Christmas gift? What a guy! 72 and still kickin' ####!
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He just got a standing ovation while being escorted out be security. People were standing on their chairs whistling and clapping as he was walked out.I'll make it right in his bonus...... :thumbup:
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And there is the letdown for all...
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WTF did you want? The kid to pull out an uzi and start firing? GDB people you can't please. [/QUOTE]Now you are talking... [/QUOTE]Why don't you tell us about some crappy sitcom getting the hook? That's always good for seconds of enjoyment.
 
Seriously. Set up a Paypal account for the janitor. I think there are a lot of folks who would throw in $5 for the poor old guy. When he asks where it came from, sit him down in front of this thread. :rotflmao: Unreal. This SERIOUSLY has to be the thread of the year....

 
Okay, where do we send funds for the Janitors Christmas gift?  What a guy!  72 and still kickin' ####!
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He just got a standing ovation while being escorted out be security. People were standing on their chairs whistling and clapping as he was walked out.I'll make it right in his bonus...... :thumbup:
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[wipes tear dripping from eye]This is the greatest story EVAH! A true classic that will be remembered for eternity.[/wipes tear dripping from eye]
 
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Yikes, good thing the stolen product was in his bag. You could have been in a load of trouble for the janitor's actions. With the stolen product, he probably won't try to sue. You should probably call the police in anyway, just to get this on the record, not to press charges.
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We could have gotten in a LOAD of trouble for the janitor's actions, that's why the Pres made me suspend him. I don't know if I can call the cops on the kid because he never actually left the premises with the product, so I don't know if it's considered theft or not. I feel like I'm in a dream or something - the whole office is buzzing about it. It's surreal.
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Dude, I know it sounds like a small thing now, but DOCUMENT-DOCUMENT-DOCUMENT. Make sure you CC Human Resources. If anything comes of this, you want a very clear paper trail.It's one of those things that's great to have if you need it, but doesn't hurt you if you have it and don't need it.
 
,Dec 20 2004, 02:42 PM] Seriously. Set up a Paypal account for the janitor. I think there are a lot of folks who would throw in $5 for the poor old guy. When he asks where it came from, sit him down in front of this thread. :rotflmao: Unreal. This SERIOUSLY has to be the thread of the year....
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Great IDEA
 
Okay, where do we send funds for the Janitors Christmas gift? What a guy! 72 and still kickin' ####!
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He just got a standing ovation while being escorted out be security. People were standing on their chairs whistling and clapping as he was walked out.I'll make it right in his bonus...... :thumbup:
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Awesome. He's the real hero here. He did what everyone in your office wanted to do. Not only did he confirm that it was his underwear, but he also prevented the guy from stealing some of your company's things. I think he should be commended for this. All in all, he helped make your company more sanitary, and after all, isn't that his job? Hope he gets a fat bonus!!!!
 
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