I thought I'd seen it all at work....... (1 Viewer)

[trader jake]

What's truly sad is that as classic as this thread is, the final page count won't even come close to catching that trainwreck of 'Drowning Dog vs. Stranger"

10353 vs this thread...Already passed it...in views.

 

[Sack-Religious.]

On the same topic, at my elementary school sometimes people would poop NEXT to the toilet. I never understood that. If you're not going to poop in the correct place, at least throw it on the wall or something. Has anyone else seen this?

I believe GM (who else) has. I believe there was a thread about a log in between the stalls, standing at attention.

 

[guru_007]

I thought I'd seen it all at work......., But someone "crapped" the CEILING !

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Evilgrin72 Posted: Dec 20 2004, 10:35 AM

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[flufhed]

On the same topic, at my elementary school sometimes people would poop NEXT to the toilet. I never understood that. If you're not going to poop in the correct place, at least throw it on the wall or something. Has anyone else seen this?

:X Interested to learn what culture/ethnicity exhibits THIS behavior. It's like Encyclopedia Brittanica around here.

 

[Kleck.]

On the same topic, at my elementary school sometimes people would poop NEXT to the toilet. I never understood that. If you're not going to poop in the correct place, at least throw it on the wall or something. Has anyone else seen this?

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

 

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On the same topic, at my elementary school sometimes people would poop NEXT to the toilet. I never understood that. If you're not going to poop in the correct place, at least throw it on the wall or something. Has anyone else seen this?

:X Interested to learn what culture/ethnicity exhibits THIS behavior. It's like Encyclopedia Brittanica around here.

My GF teaches in a middle school and apparently there is a problem with kids who poop in the urinals or even worse, ON THE WALL. She is amazed and confused as to how they do it....apparently they lean with their back flat against the wall in a crouch (like those evil exercises in grade school) and then let it rip.The bathroom around the corner from her classroom has had to have been shut down several times because of this :(

 

[bakes]

On the same topic, at my elementary school sometimes people would poop NEXT to the toilet.  I never understood that.  If you're not going to poop in the correct place, at least throw it on the wall or something.  Has anyone else seen this?

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

:rotflmao: When I worked maintenance at the machine shop, we called that a "sidecar."[sig] updated - thanks for making this day fly by, EG72!

 

[Evilgrin72]

Can't find any pics of Clyde... there was one, but he was about a mile from the camera, pushing a floor-washer, so that doesn't do any good. Just picture Scatman Crothers, except with bushy gray/black hair on the sides and a grey moustache, and you're there.

 

[Wheelhouse]

This thread could be an Ebay item. :rotflmao:

The item will include:

1. Entire thread transcript, signed by Evilgrin72 and mayor of Orlando.

2. picture of the ziploc bag and contents (solied boxers)

3. picture of clyde the janitor

4. picture of "the culprit" face blacked out

5. pictures of scene of the crime (bathroom, including stall and ceiling)

Bidding starts at $2

Classic thread

 

[Kleck.]

On the same topic, at my elementary school sometimes people would poop NEXT to the toilet. I never understood that. If you're not going to poop in the correct place, at least throw it on the wall or something. Has anyone else seen this?

I believe GM (who else) has. I believe there was a thread about a log in between the stalls, standing at attention.

"standing at attention":rotflmao: That's some well structured poo.

 

[shuke]

And there is the letdown for all...

WTF did you want? The kid to pull out an uzi and start firing? GDB people you can't please.

Now you are talking... [/QUOTE]Why don't you tell us about some crappy sitcom getting the hook? That's always good for seconds of enjoyment. [/QUOTE]:rotflmao:

 

[gorf]

I'm going to see if anyone here has a pic of the janitor... I don't think Scatman Crothers is the guy I was thinking of, but this guy is the classic angry old janitor. If I can get a pic, I will post it here. I am totally indebted to him - not only would the kid have gotten away with the stolen product if not for him, but he'd have been back next week to rock in the new year by wiping his butt with his sleeve and then running around the office hugging everyone. Can't post any pics of the kid though - even if we have them.

i'm still way back here and catching up, but if no one has suggested it yet, you should give the janitor the value of the stolen products as a bonus. you said you wanted to give the guy a bonus anyway, and i'm guessing that if he hadn't caught the guy, old stink-pants would have been around long enough after his suspension to steal another 10 or 20 bagfulls.

 

[Sack-Religious.]

On the same topic, at my elementary school sometimes people would poop NEXT to the toilet.  I never understood that.  If you're not going to poop in the correct place, at least throw it on the wall or something.  Has anyone else seen this?

I believe GM (who else) has. I believe there was a thread about a log in between the stalls, standing at attention.

"standing at attention":rotflmao: That's some well structured poo.

This thread will forever be the clearinghouse for all things poop.Wayward Poop vs. Laws of Physics

 

[Bob Sacamano]

old stink-pants would have been around long enough after his suspension to steal another 10 or 20 bagfulls.

And tighten up the controls in your warehouse, for crying out loud.

 

[Evilgrin72]

The video surveillance system now covers the entire warehouse (as of last week), so future theft wouldn't have been a problem, but the kid got this product before that. Why he wasn't bringing it home in pieces rather than hording it in his desk, I will never know. He totally would have gotten away with it.

 

[Wheelhouse]

Does the janitor look like this guy? PIC

 

[Worm]

The video surveillance system now covers the entire warehouse (as of last week), so future theft wouldn't have been a problem, but the kid got this product before that. Why he wasn't bringing it home in pieces rather than hording it in his desk, I will never know. He totally would have gotten away with it.

No cameras in the wedgie zone?

 

[14662]

I think you guys are blowing this WAY out of proportion.

 

[Evilgrin72]

Clyde is getting a $600 bonus instead of $100. Just got it OK'd. That will pay for his suspended time plus a couple hundred bucks. I wanted to go for $1000 but couldn't get it approved by the guy who signs the checks.

 

[Evilgrin72]

The video surveillance system now covers the entire warehouse (as of last week), so future theft wouldn't have been a problem, but the kid got this product before that. Why he wasn't bringing it home in pieces rather than hording it in his desk, I will never know. He totally would have gotten away with it.

No cameras in the wedgie zone?

Not yet. They're installing the office cams the week after New Year's. Too friggin late.

 

[shadyridr]

The video surveillance system now covers the entire warehouse (as of last week), so future theft wouldn't have been a problem, but the kid got this product before that. Why he wasn't bringing it home in pieces rather than hording it in his desk, I will never know. He totally would have gotten away with it.

The same reason he #### in his drawers and shoved them in the ceiling. We'll never know.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Clyde is getting a $600 bonus instead of $100. Just got it OK'd. That will pay for his suspended time plus a couple hundred bucks. I wanted to go for $1000 but couldn't get it approved by the guy who signs the checks.

You da man.Seriously.

 

[Sack-Religious.]

I think you guys are blowing this WAY out of proportion.

:rotflmao: It was only a matter of time before this alias popped up.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Clyde is getting a $600 bonus instead of $100. Just got it OK'd. That will pay for his suspended time plus a couple hundred bucks. I wanted to go for $1000 but couldn't get it approved by the guy who signs the checks.

Well done!

 

[Evilgrin72]

I think you guys are blowing this WAY out of proportion.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

 

[NFL Sunday Ticket]

Clyde is getting a $600 bonus instead of $100. Just got it OK'd. That will pay for his suspended time plus a couple hundred bucks. I wanted to go for $1000 but couldn't get it approved by the guy who signs the checks.

clyde makes $300 a week? gdb having to clean #### for $300\week.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Clyde is getting a $600 bonus instead of $100. Just got it OK'd. That will pay for his suspended time plus a couple hundred bucks. I wanted to go for $1000 but couldn't get it approved by the guy who signs the checks.

Good man. America needs more people like Clyde.

 

[Sack-Religious.]

Clyde is getting a $600 bonus instead of $100. Just got it OK'd. That will pay for his suspended time plus a couple hundred bucks. I wanted to go for $1000 but couldn't get it approved by the guy who signs the checks.

But when he turned you down for the extra $400, you should have asked him how much money HE would have wanted to clean up all that poop covered toilet paper. Not to mention reaching into the great unknown in the ceiling to withdraw the soiled underpants.

 

[Wheelhouse]

Clyde is getting a $600 bonus instead of $100. Just got it OK'd. That will pay for his suspended time plus a couple hundred bucks. I wanted to go for $1000 but couldn't get it approved by the guy who signs the checks.

Nicely done EG72 Hopefully he'll know about it soon, so he doesn't think he's losing money due to the suspension.

 

[Evilgrin72]

Clyde is getting a $600 bonus instead of $100. Just got it OK'd. That will pay for his suspended time plus a couple hundred bucks. I wanted to go for $1000 but couldn't get it approved by the guy who signs the checks.

Well done!

I had to laugh when I was discussing this with the Pres..Me : "You're sure you don't want to go $1000?"Pres : "Stop and think for a minute. Yeah, we caught the theft, but we're basically rewarding Clyde for yelling motherf--ker 6 times and pantsing a kid in the call center during business hours. $600 is plenty."

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Clyde is getting a $600 bonus instead of $100. Just got it OK'd. That will pay for his suspended time plus a couple hundred bucks. I wanted to go for $1000 but couldn't get it approved by the guy who signs the checks.

But when he turned you down for the extra $400, you should have asked him how much money HE would have wanted to clean up all that poop covered toilet paper. Not to mention reaching into the great unknown in the ceiling to withdraw the soiled underpants.

He reached into the greater unknown to deliver the wedgie. I'm guessing this was the least of Clyde's worries.

 

[jplvr]

Clyde is getting a $600 bonus instead of $100. Just got it OK'd. That will pay for his suspended time plus a couple hundred bucks. I wanted to go for $1000 but couldn't get it approved by the guy who signs the checks.

clyde makes $300 a week? gdb having to clean #### for $300\week.

He's a janitor, not a doctor.A very good janitor none-the-less. Great story... just like the Anna K naked pics, I'll hold out hope that it's true.

 

[Evilgrin72]

Clyde is getting a $600 bonus instead of $100. Just got it OK'd. That will pay for his suspended time plus a couple hundred bucks. I wanted to go for $1000 but couldn't get it approved by the guy who signs the checks.

clyde makes $300 a week? gdb having to clean #### for $300\week.

$320 plus whatever OT he works. Sucks being a custodian.. the guy deserves way more.

 

[jplvr]

Clyde is getting a $600 bonus instead of $100.  Just got it OK'd.  That will pay for his suspended time plus a couple hundred bucks.  I wanted to go for $1000 but couldn't get it approved by the guy who signs the checks.

Well done!

I had to laugh when I was discussing this with the Pres..Me : "You're sure you don't want to go $1000?"Pres : "Stop and think for a minute. Yeah, we caught the theft, but we're basically rewarding Clyde for yelling motherf--ker 6 times and pantsing a kid in the call center during business hours. $600 is plenty."

:rotflmao:

 

[desert rose]

Maybe $600 bonus AND a ham would be appropriate.

 

[coolbeans59]

Pres : "Stop and think for a minute. Yeah, we caught the theft, but we're basically rewarding Clyde for yelling motherf--ker 6 times and pantsing a kid in the call center during business hours. $600 is plenty."

:rotflmao:

 

[Psychopav]

Maybe $600 bonus AND a ham would be appropriate.

But where would EG72 come up with a ham 'round these parts?

 

[NFL Sunday Ticket]

Clyde is getting a $600 bonus instead of $100.  Just got it OK'd.  That will pay for his suspended time plus a couple hundred bucks.  I wanted to go for $1000 but couldn't get it approved by the guy who signs the checks.

clyde makes $300 a week? gdb having to clean #### for $300\week.

He's a janitor, not a doctor.A very good janitor none-the-less. Great story... just like the Anna K naked pics, I'll hold out hope that it's true.

lol, $300\week is $7.50 an hour. no way i am coming anywhere near #### for less than $100K\year.....

 

[14662]

Where's my f###ing bonus?

 

[bakes]

Clyde is getting a $600 bonus instead of $100.  Just got it OK'd.  That will pay for his suspended time plus a couple hundred bucks.  I wanted to go for $1000 but couldn't get it approved by the guy who signs the checks.

Well done!

I had to laugh when I was discussing this with the Pres..Me : "You're sure you don't want to go $1000?"Pres : "Stop and think for a minute. Yeah, we caught the theft, but we're basically rewarding Clyde for yelling motherf--ker 6 times and pantsing a kid in the call center during business hours. $600 is plenty."

:rotflmao: Very cool on the bonus. Well done.

 

[Evilgrin72]

I'm going to get him a ham.

 

[GStrot]

Great story... just like the Anna K naked pics, I'll hold out hope that it's true.

Been to ST lately?

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Where's my f###ing bonus?

You should have ignored the hyphen and just made it "CoWorker"..."Co-Worke" just looks amateurish...But then again, you do #### your pants and put them in ceilings...

 

[Gamblor]

Where's my f###ing bonus?

A little late to the party, nice attempt though...

 

[desert rose]

I'm going to get him a ham.

GB Evilgrin72

 

[14662]

Where's my f###ing bonus?

You should have ignored the hyphen and just made it "CoWorker"..."Co-Worke" just looks amateurish...But then again, you do #### your pants and put them in ceilings...

I didn't realize that I'd exceeded my character limit until it was too late, ufortunately.Point deduction for execution, but I think the concept was strong.

 

[Sack-Religious.]

Clyde is getting a $600 bonus instead of $100.  Just got it OK'd.  That will pay for his suspended time plus a couple hundred bucks.  I wanted to go for $1000 but couldn't get it approved by the guy who signs the checks.

Well done!

I had to laugh when I was discussing this with the Pres..Me : "You're sure you don't want to go $1000?"Pres : "Stop and think for a minute. Yeah, we caught the theft, but we're basically rewarding Clyde for yelling motherf--ker 6 times and pantsing a kid in the call center during business hours. $600 is plenty."

:rotflmao: the man does have a point.But still, Clyde has gone way over and above since Najeh came on board.Something's better than nothing at this point though.Good job EG72 - You really should see if the other employees would throw money in a collection for him. I bet you could make up the extra that the president didn't OK.

 

[ProudestMonkey]

The last of the fireworks has gone off, yet people still are here, hoping for more.    145 users reading this topic.

The anticlimax is a very important part

I keep telling my wife that, as well.

:rotflmao: This thread is GOLD!

 

[Sack-Religious.]

Clyde is getting a $600 bonus instead of $100.  Just got it OK'd.  That will pay for his suspended time plus a couple hundred bucks.  I wanted to go for $1000 but couldn't get it approved by the guy who signs the checks.

But when he turned you down for the extra $400, you should have asked him how much money HE would have wanted to clean up all that poop covered toilet paper. Not to mention reaching into the great unknown in the ceiling to withdraw the soiled underpants.

He reached into the greater unknown to deliver the wedgie. I'm guessing this was the least of Clyde's worries.

:heatofthemoment:

 

[GStrot]

Where's my f###ing bonus?

A little late to the party, nice attempt though...

It was a long bus ride home.