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An avatar of Najeh Davenport would have put it over the top!
Nigel
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It is actually easy to #### on a wall. While in college a guy bet me $50 that he could drop his pants, bend over and fire #### out of his ### and have it travel the width of two parking spaces. We waited tables together at a restaurant in a mall. After our shift we and a few others went to the deserted lower floor of the subteranean parking garage. Sure enough, he dropped his pants and fired a spray of ####, the furthest bit of which traveled the width two and a half spaces. :X I'll never again underestimate the power of a crapping ###. Lost half my damn tips from the lunch shift.
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There's a tactful way to do it.Either don't tell anyone about the bonus orEG72: "The Pres OK'd an extra bonus for Clyde, but seeing how he pretty much single handedly put an end to the unsanitary activities in the men's room, I was hoping we could all put a little something extra together for Clyde"Everyone wins, especially Clyde.
The_Colonel
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Indecent exposure AND ### cannonry?! I wanna party with THIS guy!It is actually easy to #### on a wall. While in college a guy bet me $50 that he could drop his pants, bend over and fire #### out of his ### and have it travel the width of two parking spaces. We waited tables together at a restaurant in a mall. After our shift we and a few others went to the deserted lower floor of the subteranean parking garage. Sure enough, he dropped his pants and fired a spray of ####, the furthest bit of which traveled the width two and a half spaces. :X I'll never again underestimate the power of a crapping ###. Lost half my damn tips from the lunch shift.
That is ####### disgusting. :XIt is actually easy to #### on a wall. While in college a guy bet me $50 that he could drop his pants, bend over and fire #### out of his ### and have it travel the width of two parking spaces. We waited tables together at a restaurant in a mall. After our shift we and a few others went to the deserted lower floor of the subteranean parking garage. Sure enough, he dropped his pants and fired a spray of ####, the furthest bit of which traveled the width two and a half spaces. :X I'll never again underestimate the power of a crapping ###. Lost half my damn tips from the lunch shift.
gorf
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It is actually easy to #### on a wall. While in college a guy bet me $50 that he could drop his pants, bend over and fire #### out of his ### and have it travel the width of two parking spaces. We waited tables together at a restaurant in a mall. After our shift we and a few others went to the deserted lower floor of the subteranean parking garage. Sure enough, he dropped his pants and fired a spray of ####, the furthest bit of which traveled the width two and a half spaces. :X I'll never again underestimate the power of a crapping ###. Lost half my damn tips from the lunch shift.
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Evilgrin72
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Nigel
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These guys used to line the floor and walls of their dorm room with newspaper and have contests. They were very good at it. Great food servers too.It is actually easy to #### on a wall. While in college a guy bet me $50 that he could drop his pants, bend over and fire #### out of his ### and have it travel the width of two parking spaces. We waited tables together at a restaurant in a mall. After our shift we and a few others went to the deserted lower floor of the subteranean parking garage. Sure enough, he dropped his pants and fired a spray of ####, the furthest bit of which traveled the width two and a half spaces. :X I'll never again underestimate the power of a crapping ###. Lost half my damn tips from the lunch shift.
strykerpks
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Just the type of people I want handling my food.These guys used to line the floor and walls of their dorm room with newspaper and have contests. They were very good at it. Great food servers too.It is actually easy to #### on a wall. While in college a guy bet me $50 that he could drop his pants, bend over and fire #### out of his ### and have it travel the width of two parking spaces. We waited tables together at a restaurant in a mall. After our shift we and a few others went to the deserted lower floor of the subteranean parking garage. Sure enough, he dropped his pants and fired a spray of ####, the furthest bit of which traveled the width two and a half spaces. :X I'll never again underestimate the power of a crapping ###. Lost half my damn tips from the lunch shift.
Evilgrin72
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Is that really the ad? I have to go back and look...
Evilgrin72
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:rotflmao:
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Evilgrin72
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I guess it's not hard to crash those geocities pages..........
Darth Cheney
Footballguy
What a way to improve a freezing cold Monday.... EvilGrin thank you......
Winston Smith
Footballguy
the term "Clyde" should reach official "FBG lingo" status, perhaps taking the place of the dreaded "Honda." Suggestions for the proposed meaning of "CLYDE"?
Norman Einstein
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your bedroom?,Dec 20 2004, 03:57 PM] EG Email me the photo at savard@gmail.com and I'll host it where it won't go down
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Replace "owned"? Maybe to refer to the own-er in an owned situation?
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Clyde!your bedroom?,Dec 20 2004, 03:57 PM] EG Email me the photo at savard@gmail.com and I'll host it where it won't go down
Winston Smith
Footballguy
Perfect!clYdeClyde!your bedroom?,Dec 20 2004, 03:57 PM] EG Email me the photo at savard@gmail.com and I'll host it where it won't go down
Winston Smith
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,Dec 20 2004, 03:02 PM]
Perfect!clYdeClyde!your bedroom?,Dec 20 2004, 03:57 PM] EG Email me the photo at savard@gmail.com and I'll host it where it won't go down
ok, but clyde needs to be remembered somehow...he's provided too much joy to be forgotten...
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aardball44
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The wall???You're missing the smorgasbord up in the ceiling.
Ditkaless Wonders
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You can't place a premium on the kind of initiative Clyde showed. If it were not for Clyde having grabbed the bull by the horns you would be facing an ongoing dilemma with this kid. You may eventually have had to confront or fire the kid, exposing yourself to potential liability. Clyde, having done this without direction from management, and on his own initiative, with no prior history for taking matters into his own hands, is about as clean a solution as you could hope for, liability-wise.
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Evilgrin72
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I just spoke to the packaging manager by phone..... he has a much better pic he can send me tomorrow morning. I will e-mail it to you so you can host it and we'll have an appropriate shrine to the man.,Dec 20 2004, 03:57 PM] EG Email me the photo at savard@gmail.com and I'll host it where it won't go down
Evilgrin72
Footballguy
Exactly. That's why I didn't want to suspend him. But, I am going to give him the good bonus.Plus, I just ran to the local Publix and got him a spiral-cut ham.
aardball44
Footballguy
That's all right. I'm already picturing him as the "Pedro" character from Napoleon Dynamite, and I don't want that to ever change.
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I just spoke to the packaging manager by phone..... he has a much better pic he can send me tomorrow morning. I will e-mail it to you so you can host it and we'll have an appropriate shrine to the man.,Dec 20 2004, 03:57 PM] EG Email me the photo at savard@gmail.com and I'll host it where it won't go down
Just PM me when you've sent it and I'll get it online quick. I might cut/paste some of the key posts/quotes in this thread to add to the page...
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Evilgrin72
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We have a lot of customers who are big into the direct response and multi-level marketing markets. One guy (We'll call him E-Z) owns three different products we ship from here - one is a carpet cleaner, one is a golf instructional DVD and the other is a cholesterol-reduction product and test kit. Diversity is the name of the game for these guys. E-Z had a buddy who needed a financial backer for his virtual loan officer software and so E-Z bought in. They wanted a rep selling this from 9-5, so E-Z called me and asked if I'd throw a body in a seat for him. Fine with me, they're paying us $750 a week to manage the kid, and we're paying him $10 an hour. You do the math.Of course, had I known this would be the end result, I'd have turned down the "free money"Wow, your company bottles cosmetic products AND sells financial software?That's pretty diversified.-MR
Evilgrin72
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Excellent. Will do !!!,Dec 20 2004, 04:10 PM]
I just spoke to the packaging manager by phone..... he has a much better pic he can send me tomorrow morning. I will e-mail it to you so you can host it and we'll have an appropriate shrine to the man.,Dec 20 2004, 03:57 PM] EG Email me the photo at savard@gmail.com and I'll host it where it won't go down
