Courtjester
The Town Drunk
Wow, I check in here early this morning and nothing, go shopping for 4 hours and a true "gem" breaks out.Great thread!! 
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I thought I'd seen it all at work....... (1 Viewer)
- Thread starter Evilgrin72
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aardball44
Footballguy
Evilgrin72
Footballguy
Getting warmer..........
aardball44
Footballguy
:rotflmao: We need one more reel in this movie. Can we afford the guy who plays J. Jonah Jameson in the Spiderman movies? He'd make a perfect penny-pinching boss and could deliver the m#####f##### line convincingly.
Evilgrin72
Footballguy
I promise tomorrow I will get an actual picture of Clyde. The PM says he has a decent close-up. That will give you the visual. Then just picture Scatman Crothers' voice, but start each sentence with a drawn out, disgusted"Maaaaaaaaaaan, look.........."And you have Clyde in a nutshell.
aardball44
Footballguy
Are you sure they meant to say "shipping"...?
aardball44
Footballguy
It could replace "o\/\/ned" in a hurry.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
A bit of a reach, but an A for effort.
Pure genius ... As he tears off the little receipt, hands it to EG72 and tells him to hand it to the girl at the front desk (from the first movie)
Evilgrin72
Footballguy
PM is a good friend of mine - just told him the truth.
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Evilgrin72
Footballguy
He's the only one who knows... I wouldn't tell anyone else. I don't know who else wants my job.Ah, that's cool. I've referred to this place to co-workers, but I'm always careful to pose it as in stuff I've read awhile ago, not like 4 minutes earlier... Don't want them suspecting what I do all day.PM is a good friend of mine - just told him the truth.
Evilgrin72
Footballguy
Actually, after today, I'm not sure anyone does. 
Evilgrin72
Footballguy
Day's over for me. I don't usually get to leave at 5:00, but today, I am going to grab a drink. I'll bump this tomorrow when I get the good photo of Clyde for you all to enjoy. Thanks to everyone who posted here and kept me laughing through this whole ordeal !
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Stay away from the Jager bombs.
Klecko HOF
Footballguy
Let's see.....Crap and you're in Florida?It could be Najeh Davenport
Your going to let him reload?
4thAndForever
Footballguy
It might be fun to leave one of these notes on a random person's desk each day, just to keep everyone on their toes...
Sam Quentin
Footballguy
and so it goes...As soon as the smell got in the ventillation, the #### really hit the fan....
Clyde's smilie should be one holding the Stars and Stripes.What Clyde did is exactly what makes this country great. Clyde went above the call of duty. He wasn't afraid to get his hands dirty. He didn't take any ####.If the Mexican kid gets a smilie, 
, Clyde better damm well get one too.
, Clyde better damm well get one too.
tdoss
Footballguy
I can't be bothered to read this whole thread...but the first post mentioned someone throwing used TP in the trashcan...that's a hispanic thing.I learned about it after getting a job in a factory out here in California...the bathroom always smelled horrible and all the trashcans were always overflowing with toilet paper...used.I asked a fellow employee and he said it was a hispanic thing...especially present with those straight from Mexico...there's not enough proper plumbing down there...so they wipe and toss in trashcan...I can't tell you the stink of that bathroom...it still haunts me to this day...
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
Better than most crappy chainletters.
Buckle
Footballguy
Maybe you should lock the bathroom door. If someone needs to go, they will be escorted until the problem is resolved. After each person uses it, the escort can inspect the restroom after usage. Sure it's a pain in the butt, but someone will give in after this.Another idea is to remove all trash bins from the bathrooms and use hand blowers. Install clips on ceiling panels to stop them from being removed. Basically you'll leave no options to hide soiled undies, but I would try the first option since I'm not a hand blower fan (unhealthy).
Evilgrin72
Footballguy
Folks, you'll be happy to know I just sent [icon] a good photo of Clyde which he will be posting online. I am assuming he will put the link in here, or maybe in a new thread, as soon as it is available.
Evilgrin72
Footballguy
I had no idea this thread would take off like that. I have to admit, I got caught up in it. All this was going down here and the whole time, my only thought was to rectify (pun intended) the situation as fast as possible so I could race back to my office and convey the goings on to the audience.
Psychopav
Help us, Joebi-Wan Brynobi, you're our only ho
Sack-Religious.
Footballguy
And for that, we thank you.I had no idea this thread would take off like that. I have to admit, I got caught up in it. All this was going down here and the whole time, my only thought was to rectify (pun intended) the situation as fast as possible so I could race back to my office and convey the goings on to the audience.
