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EG72, did you give him the bonus and the ham, are you going to deliver them personally while Clyde's on vacation, or are you going to wait until he gets back?

 
I got his suspension cut down to 3 days yesterday, and we gave him yesterday as one of them.. "time served" We have our official day off for Christmas on Friday, and if he misses either the day before or the day after due to disciplinary measures, he doesn't get paid for Friday, so I scaled back his suspension so he would only lose 3 days pay rather than 5. I'll give him the bonus and ham on Thursday.

 
We should take up a collection to give Clyde an extra FBG bonus for being instrumental in our amusement...EG: "Uh, Clyde, uh, can I talk to you.?"C: "Sure. What's up? How about them Steelers?"EG: "Yeah, they look good. Listen...."C: "????"EG: "There's this message board on the internet, and you see, like, me and a bunch of other people are there all day..."C: "Don't you have work to do?"EG: "Uh, yeah, but, well, anyway....we're there most of the day. And we talk about chicks and football and stuff like that and its pretty cool..."C: "You spoiled #########! I work my ### off so you can play on the computer?"EG: "Hang on Clyde. THe fellas from the board really got in to the story about the kid that had strange bathroom practices..."C: "That no good son of a #####...."EG: "Right. So, anyway, here's some money from them. THey say, 'Thanks, and keep up the good work.'"C: "I have no idea what you are talking about....."

 
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:cry: A happy ending all around (except for stinky kid and maybe Scrooge). Good ol' Clyde...god bless 'im.
 
Should we post the photo in a new thread so people who may have been reading this yesterday but aren't checking in any more can see it? I think the pic really ties the story together.....

 
I can't be bothered to read this whole thread...but the first post mentioned someone throwing used TP in the trashcan...that's a hispanic thing.I learned about it after getting a job in a factory out here in California...the bathroom always smelled horrible and all the trashcans were always overflowing with toilet paper...used.I asked a fellow employee and he said it was a hispanic thing...especially present with those straight from Mexico...there's not enough proper plumbing down there...so they wipe and toss in trashcan...I can't tell you the stink of that bathroom...it still haunts me to this day...
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¡Usted tiene que payasear mí! ¿Usted espera que yo lanze mi papel higiénico cubierto por excremento en el servicio con todo que gran agua? ¿Realiza usted cómo el agua valueable buena es de donde vengo? :banned: :X :yucky:
 
We should take up a collection to give Clyde an extra FBG bonus for being instrumental in our amusement...EG: "Uh, Clyde, uh, can I talk to you.?"C: "Sure. What's up? How about them Steelers?"EG: "Yeah, they look good. Listen...."C: "????"EG: "There's this message board on the internet, and you see, like, me and a bunch of other people are there all day..."C: "Don't you have work to do?"EG: "Uh, yeah, but, well, anyway....we're there most of the day. And we talk about chicks and football and stuff like that and its pretty cool..."C: "You spoiled #########! I work my ### off so you can play on the computer?"EG: "Hang on Clyde. THe fellas from the board really got in to the story about the kid that had strange bathroom practices..."C: "That no good son of a #####...."EG: "Right. So, anyway, here's some money from them. THey say, 'Thanks, and keep up the good work.'"C: "I have no idea what you are talking about....."
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:rotflmao: Personally, knowing Clyde, he wouldn't give a rat's rump what I do all day and who took up the collection. He'd just say :"Maaaaaaaaan, look. You aiiight !"
 
Should we post the photo in a new thread so people who may have been reading this yesterday but aren't checking in any more can see it? I think the pic really ties the story together.....
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You got it :thumbup:
 
I can't be bothered to read this whole thread...but the first post mentioned someone throwing used TP in the trashcan...that's a hispanic thing.I learned about it after getting a job in a factory out here in California...the bathroom always smelled horrible and all the trashcans were always overflowing with toilet paper...used.I asked a fellow employee and he said it was a hispanic thing...especially present with those straight from Mexico...there's not enough proper plumbing down there...so they wipe and toss in trashcan...I can't tell you the stink of that bathroom...it still haunts me to this day...
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¡Usted tiene que payasear mí! ¿Usted espera que yo lanze mi papel higiénico cubierto por excremento en el servicio con todo que gran agua? ¿Realiza usted cómo el agua valueable buena es de donde vengo? :banned: :X :yucky:
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"You must payasear me! You hope that I yet lanze my hygienic paper covered by excrement in the service that great water? Make you how the good valueable water is of where I come?"GB Babelfish, eh? Otherwise I might have had no clue what you were trying to say.
 
My sincere hope out of all of this is as follows :When I first came to the FFA, someone had posted a list of great threads to read in order to "catch up" on the past goings-on. Some of the funniest things I have ever read were in there : The Colonblow Diaries, the Rocko thread - several other classics. I spent the day in stitches.I only hope someday this thread will be posted in a compliation like that so future generations of FFAers can laugh as much as I did yesterday, despite all the goings-on, as well as appreciate the heroism of Clyde. That man saved me a lot of grief. :thumbup:

 
I just had to chime in and say it took me two days of reading in between seeing patients to get this whole thing read. My staff kept asking" what's so FUNNY?" as I was in my office. NICELY DONE!

 
My sincere hope out of all of this is as follows :When I first came to the FFA, someone had posted a list of great threads to read in order to "catch up" on the past goings-on. Some of the funniest things I have ever read were in there : The Colonblow Diaries, the Rocko thread - several other classics. I spent the day in stitches.I only hope someday this thread will be posted in a compliation like that so future generations of FFAers can laugh as much as I did yesterday, despite all the goings-on, as well as appreciate the heroism of Clyde. That man saved me a lot of grief. :thumbup:
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I think you are assured of that, my friend.Plus, you even got pics of Clyde which further cements this thread as one of, if not the best, FFA thread of all time.
 
My sincere hope out of all of this is as follows :When I first came to the FFA, someone had posted a list of great threads to read in order to "catch up" on the past goings-on. Some of the funniest things I have ever read were in there : The Colonblow Diaries, the Rocko thread - several other classics. I spent the day in stitches.I only hope someday this thread will be posted in a compliation like that so future generations of FFAers can laugh as much as I did yesterday, despite all the goings-on, as well as appreciate the heroism of Clyde. That man saved me a lot of grief. :thumbup:
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Dude, you're not suppose to ask for the Pulitzer Prize. If you have earned it (which I most definitely believe you have), they'll give it to you. :D
 
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Political fopau (sp?) aside, I'm still screaming "BEST THREAD EVAH" from the rooftops for this thread. GB EG72 and Clyde.

 
My sincere hope out of all of this is as follows :When I first came to the FFA, someone had posted a list of great threads to read in order to "catch up" on the past goings-on.  Some of the funniest things I have ever read were in there : The Colonblow Diaries, the Rocko thread - several other classics.  I spent the day in stitches.I only hope someday this thread will be posted in a compliation like that so future generations of FFAers can laugh as much as I did yesterday, despite all the goings-on, as well as appreciate the heroism of Clyde.  That man saved me a lot of grief.   :thumbup:
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Dude, you're not suppose to ask for the Pulitzer Prize. If you have earned it (which I most definitely believe you have), they'll give it to you. :D
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Not really asking for a prize - just glad to be able to contribute to the FFA, which has brought me more laughs than any TV show, movie, book, or anything else over the last few months !Edited to add : Besides which, a HUGE chunk of the credit goes to all those like Icon, Truckasaurus, GM, and many, many others who posted some of the funniest replies I have ever seen in here. This is a group effort. :D
 
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We should take up a collection to give Clyde an extra FBG bonus for being instrumental in our amusement...EG: "Uh, Clyde, uh, can I talk to you.?"C: "Sure. What's up? How about them Steelers?"EG: "Yeah, they look good. Listen...."C: "????"EG: "There's this message board on the internet, and you see, like, me and a bunch of other people are there all day..."C: "Don't you have work to do?"EG: "Uh, yeah, but, well, anyway....we're there most of the day. And we talk about chicks and football and stuff like that and its pretty cool..."C: "You spoiled #########! I work my ### off so you can play on the computer?"EG: "Hang on Clyde. THe fellas from the board really got in to the story about the kid that had strange bathroom practices..."C: "That no good son of a #####...."EG: "Right. So, anyway, here's some money from them. THey say, 'Thanks, and keep up the good work.'"C: "I have no idea what you are talking about....."
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
 
EG, while the story itself was hilarious, in hindsite it was that you rushed back here at every stage with your commentary that made this thread gold. Posts like, "Hold on, something just went down that I have to take care of, I'll be right back to post" were priceless. I mean, obviously resolving what had just gone down shoudl have been much more important than letting us know that something had gone down, but the hell with priorities. :thumbup: :rotflmao:

 
Unbelievable...I thought it was disgusting when our stock person was caught not washing his hands after using the bathroom, but I couldn't imagine having to deal with a scenario like this one. :X
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Well, I'm sure he was hygenic enough to wash his hands after what he's done.I mean, it'd be GROSS if he didn't!
 
I missed out on this yesterday, but just finished reading all pages today.Great thread EG, thank you!MallRat's avatar should be made into a smilie :thumbup:

 
well, I just lost a good portion of my work day reading this thing start to finish and it was totally worth it. :thumbup: :thumbup: Clyde for President

 
Clyde is getting a $600 bonus instead of $100.  Just got it OK'd.  That will pay for his suspended time plus a couple hundred bucks.  I wanted to go for $1000 but couldn't get it approved by the guy who signs the checks.
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Well done!
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I had to laugh when I was discussing this with the Pres..Me : "You're sure you don't want to go $1000?"Pres : "Stop and think for a minute. Yeah, we caught the theft, but we're basically rewarding Clyde for yelling motherf--ker 6 times and pantsing a kid in the call center during business hours. $600 is plenty."
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OMFG!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: POST OF THE THREAD!!!!
 
So who did the Kid call at his desk before he was Clyded?
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Good question.
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Probably his fence.Kid: :inahushvoice: Hey man, I got the stuff. Fence: Hey great homey. With Christmas and all, I could use the cash for presents.K: Yah I kinds need some new choners, too. Keep loosen them.F: E-bay as soon as we get photos.K: Sounds good and I'll be over as soo.............. HEY! What the....? (in voice 3 octaves higher) What do you think you are doin ya old geezer?!!!!!!Clyde: Mmmmmmannnn, we gonna get some answers.F: Que passa, HomeyK: This ole dude got thing for me here. Has my chonies up to my ears. C: Mmmmmmmannn, look a dis. 32/34 boxer. Skid marks and all. You #$@%% @#^^^$#%^$. I knew it was you, you ####@#%@#% @#$@#@#% @####@#$. I gotta always be cleanin up your @#$@@#@%@@$ @W@#@% (poop).F: Woa I'm outta here. Click Maybe not the best but after 3 days was able to finally catch up and be part of this unbelievable thread. :nerd:
 
My sincere hope out of all of this is as follows :When I first came to the FFA, someone had posted a list of great threads to read in order to "catch up" on the past goings-on.  Some of the funniest things I have ever read were in there : The Colonblow Diaries, the Rocko thread - several other classics.  I spent the day in stitches.I only hope someday this thread will be posted in a compliation like that so future generations of FFAers can laugh as much as I did yesterday, despite all the goings-on, as well as appreciate the heroism of Clyde.  That man saved me a lot of grief.  :thumbup:
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Dude, you're not suppose to ask for the Pulitzer Prize. If you have earned it (which I most definitely believe you have), they'll give it to you. :D
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EG: "You like me. You really like me!"Now that I spent all morning reading this, I'm late for work. Just couldn't stop.
 
My sincere hope out of all of this is as follows :When I first came to the FFA, someone had posted a list of great threads to read in order to "catch up" on the past goings-on.  Some of the funniest things I have ever read were in there : The Colonblow Diaries, the Rocko thread - several other classics.  I spent the day in stitches.I only hope someday this thread will be posted in a compliation like that so future generations of FFAers can laugh as much as I did yesterday, despite all the goings-on, as well as appreciate the heroism of Clyde.  That man saved me a lot of grief.   :thumbup:
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Dude, you're not suppose to ask for the Pulitzer Prize. If you have earned it (which I most definitely believe you have), they'll give it to you. :D
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EG: "You like me. You really like me!"Now that I spent all morning reading this, I'm late for work. Just couldn't stop.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Just overwhelmed by the response to this. To think this thread could someday sit beside the Colonblow Diaries, well..... I can think of no higher honor. :D
 
So who did the Kid call at his desk before he was Clyded?
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His girlfriend. I pulled the outbound phone record to make sure there was no impropriety going on.
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The fact that the "mad crapper" is not eternally single is both astounding and very worrisome.I wonder what's in her bathroom ceiling :eek:
 
So who did the Kid call at his desk before he was Clyded?
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His girlfriend. I pulled the outbound phone record to make sure there was no impropriety going on.
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The fact that the "mad crapper" is not eternally single is both astounding and very worrisome.I wonder what's in her bathroom ceiling :eek:
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probably body parts....and poop filled panties.
 
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