I tried Chipotle for the first time today. It sucked. (1 Viewer)

[Smoo]

Do you really need to be told the difference between pinto beans and black beans.  Should they explain the difference between pork and steak while they're at it?

I don't know the difference between pinto beans and black beans. I'm up to speed on pork and steak though.

 

[jamil]

you have to get the chicken at chipotle if you wanna do it right.

 

[Mr. Ected]

Okay, you really need to stop listening to the Food Babe if you want any chance of sounding credible.

"Subway announced that it was removing azodicarbonamide — a chemical used in shoe rubber and yoga mats — from its bread. "

My description was over-the-top for effect.

But were they Nike shoes? We need to know these things!

 

[Peyton Marino]

Are you nuts? That stuff is delicious! Penne Rosa with grilled chicken and feta cheese.

Mhmm!

Chicken is rubber, sauces are little more than basic-flavored sodium bombs. Concept of fast food noodles is dumb to begin with.

 

[Henry Ford]

Okay, you really need to stop listening to the Food Babe if you want any chance of sounding credible.

I don't know, man.  I hear they use dihydrogen monoxide, too.  That stuff is in antifreeze and liquid ant poisons.

 

[NutterButter]

Do you really need to be told the difference between pinto beans and black beans.  Should they explain the difference between pork and steak while they're at it?

  One of the reasons its terrible.   

you have to get the chicken at chipotle if you wanna do it right.

I was always fond of the pork, but they stopped carrying it for awhile b/c of free range shortages.

 

[NutterButter]

Keep in mind with chipotle that most if not all of their ingredients are free range/organic so that's going to add a few bucks.   If you don't care about that, that's fine, but you may want to look elsewhere if you looking for value.   

 

[Mr. Ected]

Are you nuts? That stuff is delicious! Penne Rosa with grilled chicken and feta cheese.

Mhmm!

Agree with TBTT, place that is a bit above fast food, but still quick and you can get all of the kids to find something there.

Love the Alfredo MontAmore.

 

[VA703]

get a bowl

lettuce

pico

corn

steak & chicken 50/50

salsa

beans

done. 450 calories

 

[NutterButter]

get a bowl

lettuce

pico

corn

steak & chicken 50/50

salsa

beans

done. 450 calories

That's the winning formula.  No cheese, rice, sour cream or guac.

 

[Weebs210]

What type of garbage burrito place doesn't have queso. 

 

[the moops]

That's the winning formula.  No cheese, rice, sour cream or guac.

Sounds terrible.

Winning move is to just skip breakfast, or go for an extra long walk. Then pile on the cheese and sour cream and guac

 

[NutterButter]

Sounds terrible.

Winning move is to just skip breakfast, or go for an extra long walk. Then pile on the cheese and sour cream and guac

That's some walk

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

I don't know how anyone can even taste the cheese if they also get guac.  That's an easy either/or.  And while you can do a salad bowl for 450 calories, I think you could probably get more satisfying salads elsewhere.

 

[NutterButter]

I don't know how anyone can even taste the cheese if they also get guac.  That's an easy either/or.  And while you can do a salad bowl for 450 calories, I think you could probably get more satisfying salads elsewhere.

We talking within 450 calories?  Obviously there's better salads if calories aren't an option, but if you're looking to lose a few lbs which most people should, that's a solid taste to health ratio there.

 

[ShamrockPride]

And some folks pervert the menu to ensure they get twice as much poop blow the next day, week.

Brb, adding this to my vocabulary.

 

[jamil]

I was always fond of the pork, but they stopped carrying it for awhile b/c of free range shortages.

I've never tried the pork. been stuck on the chicken... though they cheat and use thighs so its not some dried up breast. haha.

 

[coyote5]

I don't know the difference between pinto beans and black beans. I'm up to speed on pork and steak though.

https://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+is+the+difference+between+pinto+and+black+beans

 

[Pipes]

Who is rating subway high though? Completely disgusting. I remember hearing they had to take a small percentage of some additive out of the turkey or they could no longer call it turkey per the fda. They had sneaker soles in the bread up until a few years ago.

The fact that they are everywhere tells me people are spending a lot of money there.  Someone out there likes it.

 

[EYLive]

It'd really help if they offer Spanish rice and refried beans. 

 

[jhib]

Do they still only have dark meat chicken?  In addition to the better value and more available seating, we choose the Moe's next door because my wife only likes white meat. (hehe)

 

[the moops]

That's some walk

I drink a couple cups of coffee fro breakfast. Maybe an apple. I can afford a 1200 calorie lunch 

 

[the moops]

That's some walk

I drink a couple cups of coffee fro breakfast. Maybe an apple. I can afford a 1200 calorie lunch 

 

[James Daulton]

I am a svelte 6'1 185

Damn my friend, that's like perfect.  

 

[NutterButter]

I drink a couple cups of coffee fro breakfast. Maybe an apple. I can afford a 1200 calorie lunch 

And that's not even taking into account your long walk

 

[James Daulton]

Now I hope Trump builds the wall so we'll have somewhere to send all the Chipotle haters.  You guys can take your Doritos tacos and Get The #### Out.

 

[the moops]

And that's not even taking into account your long walk

exactly. the chipotle is like a mile from my work!

 

[the moops]

that's a lie. it's only 1/2 mile actually

 

[NutterButter]

exactly. the chipotle is like a mile from my work!

you walk there and back, you'll about have your guac covered

Correction: That will cover your cheese since your walk is only half of that

 

[El Floppo]

exactly. the chipotle is like a mile from my work!

we've got 3 chipotles all within a 2 block radius from the office. I guess I could circumnavigate all three to feel the bern.

that's a lie. it's only 1/2 mile actually

I KNEW it

 

[cockroach]

I always find myself hungry again a couple hours later.

Imagine that

 

[Bucky86]

how's the o-ring today?

 

[Peyton Marino]

This thread inspired me. In line for chipotle right now.

 

[-arcK-]

What type of garbage burrito place doesn't have queso. 

Queso? As in a cheese sauce? If that's what you meant, I'm baffled. I've been to more authentic burrito places than I can remember, and have never seen that used.

 

[Quez]

I was sidelined 2 days after eating Chipotle Monday for lunch.  I'm done with the place.  It may have been a stomach bug, but nobody else I know had it.

 

[ShamrockPride]

I was sidelined 2 days after eating Chipotle Monday for lunch.  I'm done with the place.  It may have been a stomach bug, but nobody else I know had it.

Those some big a$$ burritos. You must have been s###ing a ton.

 

[Sullie]

I miss Chi Chi's - especially seafood enchiladas.   The problem was the restaurants were largely neglected, there were some that were maintained but they mostly weren't putting money back into the restaurants.  Ah well.