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I was accused of having a drinking problem (1 Viewer)

here's a better question - when did "Black Metal" bands start composing of so many #######?

you're SUPPOSED TO BE drunk, stoned, belligerent, incoherent and oblivious to it all.

sounds like you guys only have the last 3 traits nailed down.
Thats also the problem. Im the frontman and I have to be even more unpredictable to make up for their lack of hardcority
these guys don't deserve you, man.

sounds like you wanna be Gorgoroth, and they wanna be Creed.

 
here's a better question - when did "Black Metal" bands start composing of so many #######?

you're SUPPOSED TO BE drunk, stoned, belligerent, incoherent and oblivious to it all.

sounds like you guys only have the last 3 traits nailed down.
Has this been answered yet. Your earth-shattering vocals can't make up for the sheer amount of ##### the rest of the band is exhibiting. It's inexcusable for a black metal band.

Jomar is right, ditch these pantywaists and quit letting them quash your talent. Then spit on them when you're on the big stage in Kerulfuctetfugen.

 
here's a better question - when did "Black Metal" bands start composing of so many #######?

you're SUPPOSED TO BE drunk, stoned, belligerent, incoherent and oblivious to it all.

sounds like you guys only have the last 3 traits nailed down.
Has this been answered yet. Your earth-shattering vocals can't make up for the sheer amount of ##### the rest of the band is exhibiting. It's inexcusable for a black metal band. Jomar is right, ditch these pantywaists and quit letting them quash your talent. Then spit on them when you're on the big stage in Kerulfuctetfugen.
Its a very small scene here. Im the youngest one in the band by a considerable margin. This is a stepping stone for me. They are just having fun but im looking towards bigger things but it takes demos, albums and shows to get yourself out there. Its taken me over ten years to find a band with even a steady drummer

 
here's a better question - when did "Black Metal" bands start composing of so many #######?

you're SUPPOSED TO BE drunk, stoned, belligerent, incoherent and oblivious to it all.

sounds like you guys only have the last 3 traits nailed down.
Has this been answered yet. Your earth-shattering vocals can't make up for the sheer amount of ##### the rest of the band is exhibiting. It's inexcusable for a black metal band.Jomar is right, ditch these pantywaists and quit letting them quash your talent. Then spit on them when you're on the big stage in Kerulfuctetfugen.
Its a very small scene here. Im the youngest one in the band by a considerable margin. This is a stepping stone for me. They are just having fun but im looking towards bigger things but it takes demos, albums and shows to get yourself out there. Its taken me over ten years to find a band with even a steady drummer
Im gonna say one thing to you - and if you understand what I mean, then you know what I know...

I have a friend overaeas in possession of a piece of human skull.

he's kind of a big deal

 
here's a better question - when did "Black Metal" bands start composing of so many #######?

you're SUPPOSED TO BE drunk, stoned, belligerent, incoherent and oblivious to it all.

sounds like you guys only have the last 3 traits nailed down.
Has this been answered yet. Your earth-shattering vocals can't make up for the sheer amount of ##### the rest of the band is exhibiting. It's inexcusable for a black metal band.Jomar is right, ditch these pantywaists and quit letting them quash your talent. Then spit on them when you're on the big stage in Kerulfuctetfugen.
Its a very small scene here. Im the youngest one in the band by a considerable margin. This is a stepping stone for me. They are just having fun but im looking towards bigger things but it takes demos, albums and shows to get yourself out there. Its taken me over ten years to find a band with even a steady drummer
Im gonna say one thing to you - and if you understand what I mean, then you know what I know...

I have a friend overaeas in possession of a piece of human skull.

he's kind of a big deal
I understand lol

 
here's a better question - when did "Black Metal" bands start composing of so many #######?

you're SUPPOSED TO BE drunk, stoned, belligerent, incoherent and oblivious to it all.

sounds like you guys only have the last 3 traits nailed down.
Has this been answered yet. Your earth-shattering vocals can't make up for the sheer amount of ##### the rest of the band is exhibiting. It's inexcusable for a black metal band. Jomar is right, ditch these pantywaists and quit letting them quash your talent. Then spit on them when you're on the big stage in Kerulfuctetfugen.
Its a very small scene here. Im the youngest one in the band by a considerable margin. This is a stepping stone for me. They are just having fun but im looking towards bigger things but it takes demos, albums and shows to get yourself out there. Its taken me over ten years to find a band with even a steady drummer
Good rhythm sections are hard to find. But c'mon its black metal. Just get a drum machine and for it up to about 40 beats per second on the bass pedal and you're done. And bass for black metal is basically useless too. Do you play guitar? I think you need to do some solo recordings, get a few likes on YouTube, and use that as your resume.
 
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here's a better question - when did "Black Metal" bands start composing of so many #######?

you're SUPPOSED TO BE drunk, stoned, belligerent, incoherent and oblivious to it all.

sounds like you guys only have the last 3 traits nailed down.
Has this been answered yet. Your earth-shattering vocals can't make up for the sheer amount of ##### the rest of the band is exhibiting. It's inexcusable for a black metal band. Jomar is right, ditch these pantywaists and quit letting them quash your talent. Then spit on them when you're on the big stage in Kerulfuctetfugen.
Its a very small scene here. Im the youngest one in the band by a considerable margin. This is a stepping stone for me. They are just having fun but im looking towards bigger things but it takes demos, albums and shows to get yourself out there. Its taken me over ten years to find a band with even a steady drummer
Good rhythm sections are hard to find. But c'mon its black metal. Just get a drum machine and for it up to about 40 beats per second on the bass and you're done. And bass for black metal is basically useless too. Do you play guitar?
No the only instrument I play is drums but I dont have my own kit

 
:lmao:

DSP: I'm going to tell you give you guys some info and I want your opinion based on that info.

<doesn't get the response he's looking for>

DSP: **** off you idiots, your opinion means nothing because you only have the info I gave you.

Given just the info we have, your conversation with the bassist, and your posts in this thread I don't think you have a drinking problem. I think you're just an ***hole.

 
:lmao:

DSP: I'm going to tell you give you guys some info and I want your opinion based on that info.

<doesn't get the response he's looking for>

DSP: **** off you idiots, your opinion means nothing because you only have the info I gave you.

Given just the info we have, your conversation with the bassist, and your posts in this thread I don't think you have a drinking problem. I think you're just an ***hole.
Calling me an ##### has way more merit than calling me a drunk.Im comfortable with being called that

But....with the info I gave, which is leaving nothing out, nobody with any sense would think I have a drinking problem

 
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:lmao:

DSP: I'm going to tell you give you guys some info and I want your opinion based on that info.

<doesn't get the response he's looking for>

DSP: **** off you idiots, your opinion means nothing because you only have the info I gave you.

Given just the info we have, your conversation with the bassist, and your posts in this thread I don't think you have a drinking problem. I think you're just an ***hole.
You think?????
 
here's a better question - when did "Black Metal" bands start composing of so many #######?

you're SUPPOSED TO BE drunk, stoned, belligerent, incoherent and oblivious to it all.

sounds like you guys only have the last 3 traits nailed down.
Has this been answered yet. Your earth-shattering vocals can't make up for the sheer amount of ##### the rest of the band is exhibiting. It's inexcusable for a black metal band.Jomar is right, ditch these pantywaists and quit letting them quash your talent. Then spit on them when you're on the big stage in Kerulfuctetfugen.
Its a very small scene here. Im the youngest one in the band by a considerable margin. This is a stepping stone for me. They are just having fun but im looking towards bigger things but it takes demos, albums and shows to get yourself out there. Its taken me over ten years to find a band with even a steady drummer
Im gonna say one thing to you - and if you understand what I mean, then you know what I know...

I have a friend overaeas in possession of a piece of human skull.

he's kind of a big deal
I understand lol
I will forward him your bands Facebook page.

He will probably send me an email with digital piss in it, since there's nothing on it... but Im a nice guy.

 
here's a better question - when did "Black Metal" bands start composing of so many #######?

you're SUPPOSED TO BE drunk, stoned, belligerent, incoherent and oblivious to it all.

sounds like you guys only have the last 3 traits nailed down.
Has this been answered yet. Your earth-shattering vocals can't make up for the sheer amount of ##### the rest of the band is exhibiting. It's inexcusable for a black metal band. Jomar is right, ditch these pantywaists and quit letting them quash your talent. Then spit on them when you're on the big stage in Kerulfuctetfugen.
Its a very small scene here. Im the youngest one in the band by a considerable margin. This is a stepping stone for me. They are just having fun but im looking towards bigger things but it takes demos, albums and shows to get yourself out there. Its taken me over ten years to find a band with even a steady drummer
Good rhythm sections are hard to find. But c'mon its black metal. Just get a drum machine and for it up to about 40 beats per second on the bass and you're done. And bass for black metal is basically useless too. Do you play guitar?
No the only instrument I play is drums but I dont have my own kit
Well, first of all very metal instrument. Second, if you're trying to establish local cred as the eminent black metal talent in town, I would suggest robbing a church and sprinkling in some satanic defilement while you're at it. Then use the money you stole from god to buy the most metal kit of all time.

 
here's a better question - when did "Black Metal" bands start composing of so many #######?

you're SUPPOSED TO BE drunk, stoned, belligerent, incoherent and oblivious to it all.

sounds like you guys only have the last 3 traits nailed down.
Has this been answered yet. Your earth-shattering vocals can't make up for the sheer amount of ##### the rest of the band is exhibiting. It's inexcusable for a black metal band. Jomar is right, ditch these pantywaists and quit letting them quash your talent. Then spit on them when you're on the big stage in Kerulfuctetfugen.
Its a very small scene here. Im the youngest one in the band by a considerable margin. This is a stepping stone for me. They are just having fun but im looking towards bigger things but it takes demos, albums and shows to get yourself out there. Its taken me over ten years to find a band with even a steady drummer
Good rhythm sections are hard to find. But c'mon its black metal. Just get a drum machine and for it up to about 40 beats per second on the bass and you're done. And bass for black metal is basically useless too. Do you play guitar?
No the only instrument I play is drums but I dont have my own kit
Well, first of all very metal instrument. Second, if you're trying to establish local cred as the eminent black metal talent in town, I would suggest robbing a church and sprinkling in some satanic defilement while you're at it. Then use the money you stole from god to buy the most metal kit of all time.
Like I said this isnt europe in the early 90's. We dont burn churches anymore
 
Thom Devine is a #####.
No hes actually a really a great guy and one of my closest friends regardless of the band
he's trying to destroy your creative juices and is being totally un-metal.

Id kick him out
:goodposting:
No way he and I are the best musicians in the band. He is the black metal Flea
if he is slapping ANY strings in black metal, he deserves to have his hands run over by a dodge caravan

 
To answer everyones questions.

3 22 ouncers = a 6 pack

I was kicked out a year ago because I lied about where I was for 3 weeks

I am the most prepared one in the band to play shows. Most of the time I find practice a little boring because im ready for shows
Are you Allen Iverson?

 
:lmao:

DSP: I'm going to tell you give you guys some info and I want your opinion based on that info.

<doesn't get the response he's looking for>

DSP: **** off you idiots, your opinion means nothing because you only have the info I gave you.

Given just the info we have, your conversation with the bassist, and your posts in this thread I don't think you have a drinking problem. I think you're just an ***hole.
Calling me an ##### has way more merit than calling me a drunk.Im comfortable with being called that

But....with the info I gave, which is leaving nothing out, nobody with any sense would think I have a drinking problem
Then what was the purpose of this thread? If it is obvious to everybody and their mama that you don't have a drinking problem, you wouldn't have to come here to try and convince us otherwise. People that don't have drinking problems usually don't feel the need to go around talking about it.

And from a majority of the responses, it appears that quite a few people here don't have "any sense". Without knowing you, I can't say definitively that you have a drinking problem, but based on everything you have said I would say it is more likely than not. And the fact you are not willing to go even one practice without alcohol says a lot in itself.

 
Thom Devine is a #####.
No hes actually a really a great guy and one of my closest friends regardless of the band
he's trying to destroy your creative juices and is being totally un-metal.

Id kick him out
:goodposting:
No way he and I are the best musicians in the band. He is the black metal Flea
if he is slapping ANY strings in black metal, he deserves to have his hands run over by a dodge caravan
He does on occasion. We are not pure black metal and developing our own style

 
:lmao:

DSP: I'm going to tell you give you guys some info and I want your opinion based on that info.

<doesn't get the response he's looking for>

DSP: **** off you idiots, your opinion means nothing because you only have the info I gave you.

Given just the info we have, your conversation with the bassist, and your posts in this thread I don't think you have a drinking problem. I think you're just an ***hole.
Calling me an ##### has way more merit than calling me a drunk.Im comfortable with being called that

But....with the info I gave, which is leaving nothing out, nobody with any sense would think I have a drinking problem
Then what was the purpose of this thread? If it is obvious to everybody and their mama that you don't have a drinking problem, you wouldn't have to come here to try and convince us otherwise. People that don't have drinking problems usually don't feel the need to go around talking about it.

And from a majority of the responses, it appears that quite a few people here don't have "any sense". Without knowing you, I can't say definitively that you have a drinking problem, but based on everything you have said I would say it is more likely than not. And the fact you are not willing to go even one practice without alcohol says a lot in itself.
Did I say im not willing or cant?

You clearly have about half a brain cell if even that much

 
:lmao:

DSP: I'm going to tell you give you guys some info and I want your opinion based on that info.

<doesn't get the response he's looking for>

DSP: **** off you idiots, your opinion means nothing because you only have the info I gave you.

Given just the info we have, your conversation with the bassist, and your posts in this thread I don't think you have a drinking problem. I think you're just an ***hole.
Calling me an ##### has way more merit than calling me a drunk.Im comfortable with being called that

But....with the info I gave, which is leaving nothing out, nobody with any sense would think I have a drinking problem
Then what was the purpose of this thread? If it is obvious to everybody and their mama that you don't have a drinking problem, you wouldn't have to come here to try and convince us otherwise. People that don't have drinking problems usually don't feel the need to go around talking about it.

And from a majority of the responses, it appears that quite a few people here don't have "any sense". Without knowing you, I can't say definitively that you have a drinking problem, but based on everything you have said I would say it is more likely than not. And the fact you are not willing to go even one practice without alcohol says a lot in itself.
Did I say im not willing or cant?

You clearly have about half a brain cell if even that much
It appears to be a distinction without a difference until you can prove otherwise.

 
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Thom Devine is a #####.
No hes actually a really a great guy and one of my closest friends regardless of the band
he's trying to destroy your creative juices and is being totally un-metal.

Id kick him out
:goodposting:
No way he and I are the best musicians in the band. He is the black metal Flea
if he is slapping ANY strings in black metal, he deserves to have his hands run over by a dodge caravan
He does on occasion. We are not pure black metal and developing our own style
Ive been sticking up for you, and you hit me with this?

Next you'll tell me you have some ##### stage name like Guy Dassa

 
Im atrocitas

I dont play drums in the band I do vocals. I only reunited with them a few months ago. We are going to post some practice videos next week

 
Im atrocitas

I dont play drums in the band I do vocals. I only reunited with them a few months ago. We are going to post some practice videos next week
you should change your name to D.D Ounces. Short for deuce deuce ounces.

 
:lmao:

DSP: I'm going to tell you give you guys some info and I want your opinion based on that info.

<doesn't get the response he's looking for>

DSP: **** off you idiots, your opinion means nothing because you only have the info I gave you.

Given just the info we have, your conversation with the bassist, and your posts in this thread I don't think you have a drinking problem. I think you're just an ***hole.
Calling me an ##### has way more merit than calling me a drunk.Im comfortable with being called that

But....with the info I gave, which is leaving nothing out, nobody with any sense would think I have a drinking problem
Then what was the purpose of this thread? If it is obvious to everybody and their mama that you don't have a drinking problem, you wouldn't have to come here to try and convince us otherwise. People that don't have drinking problems usually don't feel the need to go around talking about it.

And from a majority of the responses, it appears that quite a few people here don't have "any sense". Without knowing you, I can't say definitively that you have a drinking problem, but based on everything you have said I would say it is more likely than not. And the fact you are not willing to go even one practice without alcohol says a lot in itself.
Did I say im not willing or cant?You clearly have about half a brain cell if even that much
It appears to be a distinction without a difference until you can prove otherwise.
I dont have to prove #### to you

Get lost

 
:lmao:

DSP: I'm going to tell you give you guys some info and I want your opinion based on that info.

<doesn't get the response he's looking for>

DSP: **** off you idiots, your opinion means nothing because you only have the info I gave you.

Given just the info we have, your conversation with the bassist, and your posts in this thread I don't think you have a drinking problem. I think you're just an ***hole.
Calling me an ##### has way more merit than calling me a drunk.Im comfortable with being called that

But....with the info I gave, which is leaving nothing out, nobody with any sense would think I have a drinking problem
Then what was the purpose of this thread? If it is obvious to everybody and their mama that you don't have a drinking problem, you wouldn't have to come here to try and convince us otherwise. People that don't have drinking problems usually don't feel the need to go around talking about it.

And from a majority of the responses, it appears that quite a few people here don't have "any sense". Without knowing you, I can't say definitively that you have a drinking problem, but based on everything you have said I would say it is more likely than not. And the fact you are not willing to go even one practice without alcohol says a lot in itself.
Did I say im not willing or cant?

You clearly have about half a brain cell if even that much
Yes, you did say that.

 
I didnt even ask anyones opinion. I just told a story.

Those who had to chime in to call me a drunk are just self absorbed dooshes

 
:lmao:

DSP: I'm going to tell you give you guys some info and I want your opinion based on that info.

<doesn't get the response he's looking for>

DSP: **** off you idiots, your opinion means nothing because you only have the info I gave you.

Given just the info we have, your conversation with the bassist, and your posts in this thread I don't think you have a drinking problem. I think you're just an ***hole.
Calling me an ##### has way more merit than calling me a drunk.Im comfortable with being called that

But....with the info I gave, which is leaving nothing out, nobody with any sense would think I have a drinking problem
Then what was the purpose of this thread? If it is obvious to everybody and their mama that you don't have a drinking problem, you wouldn't have to come here to try and convince us otherwise. People that don't have drinking problems usually don't feel the need to go around talking about it.

And from a majority of the responses, it appears that quite a few people here don't have "any sense". Without knowing you, I can't say definitively that you have a drinking problem, but based on everything you have said I would say it is more likely than not. And the fact you are not willing to go even one practice without alcohol says a lot in itself.
Did I say im not willing or cant?You clearly have about half a brain cell if even that much
Yes, you did say that.
No I didnt. I am completely willing to do that, but I dont want to so I wont

 
So what does it take to be a thirty year old living out his metal fantasies who slams Bud Light with Lime who is thinking of switching to Mike's Hard Iced Tea? You claim to be the best frontman in the world and yet you haven't released any tracks let alone a demo or two.

You ever spill any beer on your little white shoes?

 
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