I was making out with this 21 year old babe at the bar last night... (1 Viewer)

[Eminence]

Woo, woo, woo!

 

[TenTimes]

How hot on a scale of 1-10?

 

[RUSF18]

No you weren't.

 

[dickey moe]

Ivory or Irish Spring?

 

[northern exposure]

What was his name?

 

[Stinger Ray]

We don't need to hear about your wet dreams.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Was her last name Jenner?

 

[El Floppo]

can't help think of this.

 

[brownhelmets]

Was she conscious?

 

[Sinn Fein]

I am sure it took balls for her to do that.

 

[BlueDredSo]

you strike me as one of those guys who thinks 75% of the female population is hot

 

[Spin]

I forgot, do you have a sister?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nig0ak3QPLo

 

[Aerial Assault]

AA Scale

5

Hottest imaginary girl that doesn't exist; more delusionally attractive

 

[Dentist]

Woo, woo, woo!

she was 17 with a fake id, now you're headed to court bro

 

[RUSF18]

Two things straight guys don't do:

1. Have the ultimate goal be finger blasting.

2. Say "woo, woo, woo".

NTTAWWT.

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

god this alias has gone down the tubes

 

[Harry Manback]

I thought he was arrested yesterday in SC.

 

[JohnnyU]

No pics?

 

[AAABatteries]

You spelled "bear" wrong.

 

[Wooderson]

god this alias has gone down the tubes

Right. He's not even trying anymore. Have to bring it better then this for a Friday.

 

[SeveredHorseHeads]

Was he hot?

 

[GOB]

Good for you.

Now bring her home and give her your stocky tip.

 

[Peyton Marino]

nice.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

You tell her about James over Curry -1.5 ast?

 

[Tackling Dummies]

HARD DELETE/

 

[Tom Servo]

I thought I sucked at getting girls when I was single. Thanks to Em, I realize I wasn't that bad after all.

 

[skol asylum]

Not cool to take advantage of drunk girls guy.

 

[Cjw_55106]

Nothing says "class" like making out at the bar.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Nice. Did you tell her you were going to USF? Chicks dig studs from Florida colleges. She probably figured you had a nice convertible. Be careful, GB. These chicks will only want you because of your status now that you're big time.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Making out with a chick isn't brag worthy after the age of 14 or 15 dude.

 

[ffldrew]

Well I left home just a week before,
And I've never ever kissed a woman before,
But Lola smiled and took me by the hand,
And said, "Little boy, gonna make you a man."

 

[GOB]

You guys are a bunch of jerks.

I bet half of you would love to make out with a 21 year old.

Em 2016

 

[kevzilla]

Well, I'm not the world's most passionate man,

But I know what I am, and in bed I'm Eminence

And so is Lola

 

[Conanthecontrarian]

dude dont leave us hangin. share more deets.

 

[Peyton Marino]

You tell her about James over Curry -1.5 ast?

the martingale system for hitting on chicks: +EV

 

[Quint]

how many days are you going to wait to call her?

 

[jon_mx]

Four possibilities:

1. Passed out drunk

2. Cousin

3. Dude

4. Lost a bet.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

You tell her about James over Curry -1.5 ast?

the martingale system for hitting on chicks: +EV

"Let me grab your ### or I'm going to kill myself."

 

[jon_mx]

dude dont leave us hangin. share more deets.

This is Em. Nothing more happened.

 

[Bucky86]

dude dont leave us hangin. share more deets.

This is Em. Nothing more happened.

He went home and masturbated using his tears as lube.

 

[Jayrod]

"Making out"

"Babe".

 

[mquinnjr]

It felt...like a bag of sand.

 

[Stinger Ray]

"Making out"

"Babe".

woo woo woo!

 

[Ookie Pringle]

You tell her about James over Curry -1.5 ast?

the martingale system for hitting on chicks: +EV

"Let me grab your ### or I'm going to kill myself."

 

[mquinnjr]

You tell her about James over Curry -1.5 ast?

the martingale system for hitting on chicks: +EV

"Let me grab your ### or I'm going to kill myself."

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

"Making out"

"Babe".

 

[Soulfly3]

Em, these guys are jealous cuz the closest they get to a titty at a bar, is when they wipe chicken wing sauce on their shirt.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Pics? Failing that, which celebrity would you say she most resembles?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Pics? Failing that, which celebrity would you say she most resembles?

John Merrick

 

[Soulfly3]

Pics? Failing that, which celebrity would you say she most resembles?

John Merrick

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