If enough illegals get into the USA... (1 Viewer)

[IC FBGCav]

Do you think we can get white people casinos? Just wondering.

 

[Gawain]

Should make illegal immigration a capital offense.

You put someone on a cross every 100 yards along the border and the torrent becomes a trickle real quick.

 

[CurlyNight]

I'm sure the american indians thought about this waaaaaaaaaay back when 'we' invaded their land.........

 

[glumpy]

Let's see where this one goes...

 

[Doctor Detroit]

If I was making immigration policy, we'd only let females between the ages of 17 to 21 in. Would be like Deja Vu, 200k pretty ones and 348 ugly ones.

 

[Christo]

I'm sure the american indians thought about this waaaaaaaaaay back when 'we' invaded their land.........

Nobody claimed they were dumb.

 

[MaxThreshold]

If I was making immigration policy, we'd only let females between the ages of 17 to 21 in. Would be like Deja Vu, 200k pretty ones and 348 ugly ones.

What happens if they turn ugly at some point? Not all of them stay pretty as they age. Expedited deportation?

 

[drummer]

White people don't have casinos?

 

[drummer]

If I was making immigration policy, we'd only let females between the ages of 17 to 21 in. Would be like Deja Vu, 200k pretty ones and 348 ugly ones.

What happens if they turn ugly at some point? Not all of them stay pretty as they age. Expedited deportation?

They still won't #### you.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Your face is illegal.

 

[skol asylum]

Should make illegal immigration a capital offense.

You put someone on a cross every 100 yards along the border and the torrent becomes a trickle real quick.

Until Khaleesi and her dragons come along and frag your ###.

 

[Fennis]

If I was making immigration policy, we'd only let females between the ages of 17 to 21 in. Would be like Deja Vu, 200k pretty ones and 348 ugly ones.

That's why they are called IlleGals

 

[Gopher State]

Do you think we can get white people casinos? Just wondering.

Well in South Dakota it is legal to own a video lottery casino. Ten machines average profit before expenses and after splitting with state and paying winnings is about 60.00 per day per machine, expenses are about 50 percent, rent, taxes, free beer why you play. Not a bad gig

 

[sublimeone]

...will Mexican food just be called "food?"

 

[sublimeone]

...will soccer be called football?

 

[sublimeone]

...will we have to start putting butt wipes in the garbage can?

 

[nirad3]

...will we have to start putting butt wipes in the garbage can?

Oh, and I saw Sublime's 2nd to last show evah.

 

[Koya]

Will Salsa overtake Ketchup???

 

[timschochet]

Will Salsa overtake Ketchup???

That would be awesome.

 

[skol asylum]

Will Salsa overtake Ketchup???

Blasphemy

 

[chauncey]

Will Salsa overtake Ketchup???

Pretty sure this has already happened if you include hot sauce. I won't clutter up the thread with links.

 

[timschochet]

Mexican food kicks ### over American food in every way, including condiments.

 

[Mister CIA]

Mexican food kicks ### over American food in every way, including condiments.

Could you be any less specific?

 

[Koya]

Will Salsa overtake Ketchup???

Pretty sure this has already happened if you include hot sauce. I won't clutter up the thread with links.

Exactly.

WE'RE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS, PEOPLE!

 

[drummer]

I thought that chinese hot sauce was the new ketchup?

 

[timschochet]

Mexican food kicks ### over American food in every way, including condiments.

Could you be any less specific?

Actually yes.

Just about any ethnic food you could name is better than what is thought to be "American food." Mexican, Italian, French, Indian, Thai, Chinese, Japanese- you name it, it's better.

 

[skol asylum]

Is pizza "American" enough? If so you are Otis level wrong because pizza is pretty much the perfect food.

 

[timschochet]

Is pizza "American" enough? If so you are Otis level wrong because pizza is pretty much the perfect food.

Ask your grandmother. If it couldn't be found in Nebraska in 1950, it's not American.

 

[Koya]

Mexican food kicks ### over American food in every way, including condiments.

Could you be any less specific?

A good hamburger, fried chicken, the Philly cheesesteak, southern BBQ in it's many beautiful forms.

Not to mention Chi and NY pizza, Katz Deli, Beef on Weck, US has way more variety and taste profile options.

 

[skol asylum]

Is pizza "American" enough? If so you are Otis level wrong because pizza is pretty much the perfect food.

Ask your grandmother. If it couldn't be found in Nebraska in 1950, it's not American.

Close enough?

http://www.lacasapizzaria.net/zgrid/themes/10494/mobile/portal/index.jsp

 

[Koya]

Mexican food kicks ### over American food in every way, including condiments.

Could you be any less specific?

Actually yes.Just about any ethnic food you could name is better than what is thought to be "American food." Mexican, Italian, French, Indian, Thai, Chinese, Japanese- you name it, it's better.

You really think that? Curious as to why?

The taste profile and range of US cooking is unrivaled in most levels - only China can compete.

If agree that, I'm general, French, Italian and maybe Chinese is consider better.

I LOVE me some Indian, but I'd much rather have the range of US than the more limited profiles of Indian.

 

[timschochet]

Mexican food kicks ### over American food in every way, including condiments.

Could you be any less specific?

Actually yes.Just about any ethnic food you could name is better than what is thought to be "American food." Mexican, Italian, French, Indian, Thai, Chinese, Japanese- you name it, it's better.

You really think that? Curious as to why?

The taste profile and range of US cooking is unrivaled in most levels - only China can compete.

If agree that, I'm general, French, Italian and maybe Chinese is consider better.

I LOVE me some Indian, but I'd much rather have the range of US than the more limited profiles of Indian.

Yeah but it's all ethnic-influenced. Traditional American food is a ham and cheese sandwich on white bread- and it's American cheese.

 

[skol asylum]

Of course its all ethnic influenced. You are saying only native american food is american?

 

[timschochet]

Of course its all ethnic influenced. You are saying only native american food is american?

Well no. I love me some fry bread.

I'm talking about traditional American food. The type you get at Denny's. It's boring.

 

[skol asylum]

Now you went and made me hungry for fry bread.

 

[Bojang0301]

Maybe then Catholics will encourage contraceptives.

 

[Koya]

Mexican food kicks ### over American food in every way, including condiments.

Could you be any less specific?

Actually yes.Just about any ethnic food you could name is better than what is thought to be "American food." Mexican, Italian, French, Indian, Thai, Chinese, Japanese- you name it, it's better.

You really think that? Curious as to why?The taste profile and range of US cooking is unrivaled in most levels - only China can compete.

If agree that, I'm general, French, Italian and maybe Chinese is consider better.

I LOVE me some Indian, but I'd much rather have the range of US than the more limited profiles of Indian.

Yeah but it's all ethnic-influenced. Traditional American food is a ham and cheese sandwich on white bread- and it's American cheese.

All food has evolved. And the joy of America is our diversity. Racist homophobes that we are.

Hamburger invented in New Haven, CT.

The NY Deli as we know it - American.

Fried Chicken and BBQ - Uniquely US and especially southern I'd suppose.

As American as a true home made pasta is Italian.

Except that it's really Chinese.

 

[timschochet]

Now you went and made me hungry for fry bread.

Me too. Damn.

I can't get that here. (Or at least I don't know where.) The only place I've had it is in New Mexico. Absolutely delicious.

 

[Zow]

Of course its all ethnic influenced. You are

saying only native american food is american?

Well no. I love me some fry bread.I'm talking about traditional American food. The type you get at Denny's. It's boring.

I love ethic foods as much as anyone and sould choose several countries over American food, but what you're saying is essentially again to claiming traditional Mexican food is the type you get at Taco Bell.

 

[timschochet]

Of course its all ethnic influenced. You are

saying only native american food is american?

Well no. I love me some fry bread.I'm talking about traditional American food. The type you get at Denny's. It's boring.

I love ethic foods as much as anyone and sould choose several countries over American food, but what you're saying is essentially again to claiming traditional Mexican food is the type you get at Taco Bell.

I never wrote that. Please. That's insulting.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Mexican food kicks ### over American food in every way, including condiments.

Could you be any less specific?

A good hamburger, fried chicken, the Philly cheesesteak, southern BBQ in it's many beautiful forms. Not to mention Chi and NY pizza, Katz Deli, Beef on Weck, US has way more variety and taste profile options.

I thought of all of these things when reading Tim's post.

Not to mention any top steakhouse will usually overtake anything IMO.

Sitting for a nice meal in this order, I find it hard to be topped, I'm sure everyone has their own steakhouse preference, but this is mine and no ethnic restaurant tops this steakhouse meal.

Shrimp Cocktail or raw bar plate

Huge fatty piece of very thick cut bacon

NY Strip, bone-in

Creamed spinach, Mac and cheese, some type of carrot, baked potato with sour cream, chive, & bacon

Huge piece of rich choc cake

Let me hear more about samosa, burritos, etc etc

 

[Koya]

Timscochet quote:

"America is worse than Taco Bell when you are sober"

Make sure to annotate your notebook accordingly.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Traditional American is Denny's?

 

[TheAristocrat]

Mexican food kicks ### over American food in every way, including condiments.

Thanks, Obama.

ETA: You and he most likely have similar emotional intelligence. Lacking.

 

[drummer]

Mexican food kicks ### over American food in every way, including condiments.

Thanks, Obama.

ETA: You and he most likely have similar emotional intelligence. Lacking.

LOL, Obama is responsible for Mexican food lol.

I'm sure Jeb has something to say 'bout that.

 

[Christo]

Mexican food kicks ### over American food in every way, including condiments.

Could you be any less specific?

Actually yes.

Just about any ethnic food you could name is better than what is thought to be "American food." Mexican, Italian, French, Indian, Thai, Chinese, Japanese- you name it, it's better.

Deep dish pizza, burgers, BBQ ribs, brisket & burnt ends, clam chowder, fried chicken and waffles, corn dogs, Reuben sandwich, Pastrami on rye, Philly cheese steak, s'mores, buffalo wings, mac & cheese, Key lime pie, Cobb salad, cornbread, jambalaya, biscuits & gravy, chicken fried steak, meatloaf, grits, crab cakes, PB&J, popcorn, BLT, Frito chili pie, Po'boy, hot dogs, lobster roll, turkey, stuffing and pumpkin pie

 

[drummer]

Mexican food kicks ### over American food in every way, including condiments.

Could you be any less specific?

Actually yes.

Just about any ethnic food you could name is better than what is thought to be "American food." Mexican, Italian, French, Indian, Thai, Chinese, Japanese- you name it, it's better.

Deep dish pizza, burgers, BBQ ribs, brisket & burnt ends, clam chowder, fried chicken and waffles, corn dogs, Reuben sandwich, Pastrami on rye, Philly cheese steak, s'mores, buffalo wings, mac & cheese, Key lime pie, Cobb salad, cornbread, jambalaya, biscuits & gravy, chicken fried steak, meatloaf, grits, crab cakes, PB&J, popcorn, BLT, Frito chili pie, Po'boy, hot dogs, lobster roll, turkey, stuffing and pumpkin pie

That's why Christo likes em fat.

 

[Christo]

Mexican food kicks ### over American food in every way, including condiments.

Could you be any less specific?

Actually yes.

Just about any ethnic food you could name is better than what is thought to be "American food." Mexican, Italian, French, Indian, Thai, Chinese, Japanese- you name it, it's better.

Deep dish pizza, burgers, BBQ ribs, brisket & burnt ends, clam chowder, fried chicken and waffles, corn dogs, Reuben sandwich, Pastrami on rye, Philly cheese steak, s'mores, buffalo wings, mac & cheese, Key lime pie, Cobb salad, cornbread, jambalaya, biscuits & gravy, chicken fried steak, meatloaf, grits, crab cakes, PB&J, popcorn, BLT, Frito chili pie, Po'boy, hot dogs, lobster roll, turkey, stuffing and pumpkin pie

That's why Christo likes em fat.

And I thought timsconch had the stupidest post in the thread. Congrats

 

[timschochet]

Mexican food kicks ### over American food in every way, including condiments.

Could you be any less specific?

Actually yes.

Just about any ethnic food you could name is better than what is thought to be "American food." Mexican, Italian, French, Indian, Thai, Chinese, Japanese- you name it, it's better.

Deep dish pizza, burgers, BBQ ribs, brisket & burnt ends, clam chowder, fried chicken and waffles, corn dogs, Reuben sandwich, Pastrami on rye, Philly cheese steak, s'mores, buffalo wings, mac & cheese, Key lime pie, Cobb salad, cornbread, jambalaya, biscuits & gravy, chicken fried steak, meatloaf, grits, crab cakes, PB&J, popcorn, BLT, Frito chili pie, Po'boy, hot dogs, lobster roll, turkey, stuffing and pumpkin pie

And that's only one meal!

 

[Mister CIA]

Mexican food kicks ### over American food in every way, including condiments.

Could you be any less specific?

Actually yes.

Just about any ethnic food you could name is better than what is thought to be "American food." Mexican, Italian, French, Indian, Thai, Chinese, Japanese- you name it, it's better.

Deep dish pizza, burgers, BBQ ribs, brisket & burnt ends, clam chowder, fried chicken and waffles, corn dogs, Reuben sandwich, Pastrami on rye, Philly cheese steak, s'mores, buffalo wings, mac & cheese, Key lime pie, Cobb salad, cornbread, jambalaya, biscuits & gravy, chicken fried steak, meatloaf, grits, crab cakes, PB&J, popcorn, BLT, Frito chili pie, Po'boy, hot dogs, lobster roll, turkey, stuffing and pumpkin pie

That's why Christo likes em fat.

I do too after reading that manifeasto.