1) Jamaal Charles--old, peaked already, bad offensive line, backed up by someone just as talented.
2) Eddie Lacy--sophomore slump, injury prone, passing offense, heinous offensive line.
3) Arian Foster--worst team in AFC, old, chronically injured, worn out.
4) Montee Ball--talentless RB on a team that discards starting RBs like underwear.
5) Andre Ellington--a "bell cow" back that was used as a, uh, decoy? In the off-season who was proclaimed by the King of Douches Bruce Arians as the back who would shoulder the load against all comers. #### Bruce Arians and #### Andre Ellington.
Edit--I have sobered up, and now I love you all! Including Maurile Tremblay, whose predictions suck.