"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yo (1 Viewer)

[Henry Ford]

My link

I guess "Oh, Maltese" doesn't have the same ring.

 

[McGarnicle]

Maltese

Yorkie

I'll take Dogs I'd Never Own if you Paid Me for $800 Alex

 

[TxBuckeye]

Wait, she gets the dog?

What kind is it?

A Maltese. Eh, I'll be too drunk and too busy doggy styling women to take care of the dog.

Just have a feeling this is going to escalate soon and (1) she's going to show up here unexpected or (2) I'm getting a call from her roommate that she's going nuts. Hopefully neither happens and this all just "text drama", but who knows her birthday is coming up and she's a big birthday person... so if the PT isn't giving her attention now I could definitely see this getting crazy.BTW: It's a small yorkie!

Are these two different dogs?

Oh my, and it was all so believable right up until this!Not.

 

[Henry Ford]

Oh my, and it was all so believable right up until this!Not.

What're you, a photography teacher?

 

[TxBuckeye]

Oh my, and it was all so believable right up until this!Not.

What're you, a photography teacher?

I admit, I don't get it.

 

[Henry Ford]

Oh my, and it was all so believable right up until this!Not.

What're you, a photography teacher?

I admit, I don't get it.

I'm somewhat dubious about some of Mr. 16's photographs.

 

[5Rings]

2/3) Alyssa wanted to breed the dog. Family just never got around to fixing the boy (barely a year old) and thought a Shih- Tzu-Yorkie mix would be nice pups.

Shih-Tzu-Yorkie mix? Somewhere Woz just shot 2 ounces.

JFC

2/3) Alyssa wanted to breed the dog. Family just never got around to fixing the boy (barely a year old) and thought a Shih- Tzu-Yorkie mix would be nice pups.

so you people wanted a bunch of dogs that would end up in a shelter. JFC its crap like this why shelters are full of dogs.

Yes, because all those puppies would have ended up in a shelter.

Ya know what... you're right. The ones not in the shelter would have been in the wok.

fyp

 

[Dragons]

Damn. Da Raiders was typing a post for about ten minutes. Was really hoping for something to pass the time, and then *poof*... he's gone.Damned Yorktese.

That expires after 10 minutes. It doesn't necessarily mean a post isn't coming.

 

[Henry Ford]

Damn. Da Raiders was typing a post for about ten minutes. Was really hoping for something to pass the time, and then *poof*... he's gone.Damned Yorktese.

That expires after 10 minutes. It doesn't necessarily mean a post isn't coming.

If he's been typing for an hour, this better be good.

 

[jomar]

My god y'all some high and mighty mo'fos! It's a long way down fellas, watch your step!

The hotel room shtick and now the Bob barker shtick cracks me up. However, everyone is down for exploiting women with F-B-G hand signs.

Banging a skank and letting your dog get raped to death, one of these is acceptable and one is not.

 

[Henry Ford]

My god y'all some high and mighty mo'fos! It's a long way down fellas, watch your step!

The hotel room shtick and now the Bob barker shtick cracks me up. However, everyone is down for exploiting women with F-B-G hand signs.

Banging a skank and letting your dog get raped to death, one of these is acceptable and one is not.

Which one?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

My god y'all some high and mighty mo'fos! It's a long way down fellas, watch your step!

The hotel room shtick and now the Bob barker shtick cracks me up. However, everyone is down for exploiting women with F-B-G hand signs.

Banging a skank and letting your dog get raped to death, one of these is acceptable and one is not.

Which one?

Depends entirely on your marital status. And maybe if your wife is a skank.

 

[TxBuckeye]

Oh my, and it was all so believable right up until this!Not.

What're you, a photography teacher?

I admit, I don't get it.

I'm somewhat dubious about some of Mr. 16's photographs.

Oh, ok. I was too. But I kept my mouth shut. I didn't think disparaging posts about the pics would go over well.

 

[Henry Ford]

Oh my, and it was all so believable right up until this!Not.

What're you, a photography teacher?

I admit, I don't get it.

I'm somewhat dubious about some of Mr. 16's photographs.

Oh, ok. I was too. But I kept my mouth shut. I didn't think disparaging posts about the pics would go over well.

Probably not.

 

[Ned]

Oh my, and it was all so believable right up until this!Not.

What're you, a photography teacher?

I admit, I don't get it.

I'm somewhat dubious about some of Mr. 16's photographs.

Oh, ok. I was too. But I kept my mouth shut. I didn't think disparaging posts about the pics would go over well.

Probably not.

What about them seemed ?

You mean aside from the smell?

 

[Henry Ford]

Oh my, and it was all so believable right up until this!Not.

What're you, a photography teacher?

I admit, I don't get it.

I'm somewhat dubious about some of Mr. 16's photographs.

Oh, ok. I was too. But I kept my mouth shut. I didn't think disparaging posts about the pics would go over well.

Probably not.

What about them seemed ?

The fact that the hand signs appear to have been photgraphed in front of a flat surface.

 

[UniAlias]

You fishing trip are bizarre.

 

[Henry Ford]

You fishing trip are bizarre.

I'm sure he took the original photos.

 

[simmonjm]

I still believe

 

[No. 16]

Wait, she gets the dog?

What kind is it?

A Maltese. Eh, I'll be too drunk and too busy doggy styling women to take care of the dog.

Just have a feeling this is going to escalate soon and (1) she's going to show up here unexpected or (2) I'm getting a call from her roommate that she's going nuts. Hopefully neither happens and this all just "text drama", but who knows her birthday is coming up and she's a big birthday person... so if the PT isn't giving her attention now I could definitely see this getting crazy.BTW: It's a small yorkie!

Are these two different dogs?

It's a small breed dog.I change minor details here and there to hopefully keep this story ambiguous enough so that people I may know in real life won't suspect anything if they happen to read this thread. How many people do you know named Rusty, much less Asian people? Alyssa isn't her real name. Etc.The events, emotions, and everything are all real. Things that are so specific, that they could pin point me directly are changed or left ambiguous.If anyone doubts my story.... people like Dr. Awesome, Getzalf15, JFT Ben and others know I have accepted their help and support through PMs. A true fisherman wouldn't even go through that effort.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

A true fisherman wouldn't even go through that effort.

This is exactly the sort of thing a fisherman would say.

 

[Henry Ford]

Is there a similar reason that you took pictures of hand signals in front of a picture of a naked chick?

 

[No. 16]

Is there a similar reason that you took pictures of hand signals in front of a picture of a naked chick?

Why not?I was banging a chick I don't care for and wanted to share pics with you guys. I thought it would be fun for everyone. I mean how often will the chance come around? People here were also starting to doubt my story and #######s like Bucky86 were calling me out (and starting even lamer threads) so the pictures were a nice way to give everyone who doubted me the finger.

 

[Henry Ford]

Is there a similar reason that you took pictures of hand signals in front of a picture of a naked chick?

Why not?I was banging a chick I don't care for and wanted to share pics with you guys. I thought it would be fun for everyone. I mean how often will the chance come around? People here were also starting to doubt my story and #######s like Bucky86 were calling me out (and starting even lamer threads) so the pictures were a nice way to give everyone who doubted me the finger.

I really, really wish those pictures weren't real at. all. I'm sure that's where my skepticism comes from. That and my admittedly narrow and flawed understanding of the basic properties of light.

 

[Das Boot]

And who just let's their 5-year-old dog get plumbed all weekend by the parents' dogs?! Are none of the dogs neutered/spayed? You didn't kick the other dog off? You just let the dogs have casual sex all weekend?

Why was the dog being dog banged? Is that even remotely normal?

except for the whole raped to death part

We're waiting...

What's there to explain?It's nature.

She was in heat, she let boy dog screw her.

These two weren't spade or neutered. Not sure what's so hard to understand.

Another baited trot line in the water

 

[Das Boot]

A true fisherman wouldn't even go through that effort.

This is exactly the sort of thing a fisherman would say.

Only the true fisherman denies his divinity.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

that's some funny ####. sorry to leave y'all hanging. i started to put the link in and then i got caught up in youtube land. than i left for work with this sitting unposted.

ruh oh

 

[No. 16]

A true fisherman wouldn't even go through that effort.

This is exactly the sort of thing a fisherman would say.

Only the true fisherman denies his divinity.

100+ pages in.You either believe or you don't. Doesn't matter to me. I'll keep posting.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

so you gonna take me up on my offer for a drink in a couple weeks?

 

[Kumerica]

So wait, was the dog rape legitimate?

 

[bushdocda]

So wait, was the dog rape legitimate?

Hard to tell, that may have been changed to protect the innocent. So now we need to infer the actual occurance. Thus instead of being repeatedly raped while at his parents house which led to the dogs death, the dog actually is a cat that likes spaghetti. Important question- is the color "Alyssa" looks best in really coral?????

 

[fatness]

People here were also starting to doubt my story and #######s like Bucky86 were calling me out

I change minor details here and there to hopefully keep this story ambiguous enough so that people I may know in real life won't suspect anything if they happen to read this thread.

 

[jamny]

There have been too many changes, things left out and inconsistancies to make this a believable story. I'm sure the core of it is true but most of it is probably an exaggeration. It's been entertaining though.

 

[Henry Ford]

There have been too many changes, things left out and inconsistancies to make this a believable story. I'm sure the core of it is true but most of it is probably an exaggeration. It's been entertaining though.

Yeah, I'm sure he actually broke up with some girl he was with for a long time and is having trouble getting over it. Other than that, the rest of the details don't really matter I suppose..

 

[bonesman]

Wait... Rusty isn't real?!?!?

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

 

[identikit]

Wait... Rusty isn't real?!?!?nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Alias.

 

[McGarnicle]

Real name is #98, he's a Sikh used car salesman living in Michigan. Coral is his dog that ran away, a yellow lab incidentally. He finds Hooters reprehensible because of the food and refuses to set foot in one despite the hot girls. The DUI arrest is a metaphor for his nagging agoraphobia (keeps him from going places). He enjoys needlepoint.

 

[Henry Ford]

Wait... Rusty isn't real?!?!?nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

He's real, his name just isn't Rusty. And he's a actually a Maltese.

 

[Henry Ford]

"I told you the truth about our drunken shouting match at a wedding, my DUI, my sexual history, the guy my ex was banging while we were together, and the fact that we were hand holding and planning to get back together, but the breed of dog that was raped to death just seemed too personal to share."

 

[identikit]

Wait... Rusty isn't real?!?!?nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

He's real, his name just isn't Rusty. And he's a actually a Maltese.

With a broken paw.

 

[Ray Karpis]

"I told you the truth about our drunken shouting match at a wedding, my DUI, my sexual history, the guy my ex was banging while we were together, and the fact that we were hand holding and planning to get back together, but the breed of dog that was raped to death just seemed too personal to share."

 

[gianmarco]

"I told you the truth about our drunken shouting match at a wedding, my DUI, my sexual history, the guy my ex was banging while we were together, and the fact that we were hand holding and planning to get back together, but the breed of dog that was raped to death just seemed too personal to share."

"and it may lead to my identity being found out"

 

[Henry Ford]

"I told you the truth about our drunken shouting match at a wedding, my DUI, my sexual history, the guy my ex was banging while we were together, and the fact that we were hand holding and planning to get back together, but the breed of dog that was raped to death just seemed too personal to share."

"and it may lead to my identity being found out"

I can recount my entire life story and everything that happens in it, but if I change "Brian" to "Rusty" and "Pomeranian" to "Maltese/Teacup Yorkie" then no one will ever know it's me.

 

[The_Man]

It's a small breed dog.



I change minor details here and there to hopefully keep this story ambiguous enough so that people I may know in real life won't suspect anything if they happen to read this thread.

How many people do you know named Rusty, much less Asian people? Alyssa isn't her real name. Etc.

The events, emotions, and everything are all real. Things that are so specific, that they could pin point me directly are changed or left ambiguous.

I have a feeling anyone who knows a male Asian nurse with a recent DUI and a tortured romantic history might be able to piece it together.

 

[Hang 10]

So you just found the dog dead? Did you take it to the vet to see if it had the AIDS or something? If not, you better get that little ####zu's red rocket checked out before he's taking a dirt nap too.

 

[Henry Ford]

It's a small breed dog.



I change minor details here and there to hopefully keep this story ambiguous enough so that people I may know in real life won't suspect anything if they happen to read this thread.

How many people do you know named Rusty, much less Asian people? Alyssa isn't her real name. Etc.

The events, emotions, and everything are all real. Things that are so specific, that they could pin point me directly are changed or left ambiguous.

I have a feeling anyone who knows a male Asian nurse with a recent DUI and a tortured romantic history might be able to piece it together.

"James, is this guy you? I mean, it looks exactly like.... oh, wait, no, the dog this guy had was a Yorkie. Sorry, man, somebody else."

 

[Ned]

"I told you the truth about our drunken shouting match at a wedding, my DUI, my sexual history, the guy my ex was banging while we were together, and the fact that we were hand holding and planning to get back together, but the breed of dog that was raped to death just seemed too personal to share."

"and it may lead to my identity being found out"

I can recount my entire life story and everything that happens in it, but if I change "Brian" to "Rusty" and "Pomeranian" to "Maltese/Teacup Yorkie" then no one will ever know it's me.

Jesus

 

[No. 16]

"I told you the truth about our drunken shouting match at a wedding, my DUI, my sexual history, the guy my ex was banging while we were together, and the fact that we were hand holding and planning to get back together, but the breed of dog that was raped to death just seemed too personal to share."

"and it may lead to my identity being found out"

I can recount my entire life story and everything that happens in it, but if I change "Brian" to "Rusty" and "Pomeranian" to "Maltese/Teacup Yorkie" then no one will ever know it's me.

Jesus

You laugh but it's true.Only my immediate family and closest friends know I have a DUI. Those aren't the people I'm worried about.Not everyone knows how many pets/what type of dogs we have.I've never mentioned the city I live or work. I usually say "downtown" anytime I go out to keep it ambigous to the Bay Area cities.Only my brother, GB, and his GF know I've been talking to Alyssa this whole time.So really you guys are the only ones that know the whole story and I'd like to keep it that way.

 

[Todd Andrews]

"I told you the truth about our drunken shouting match at a wedding, my DUI, my sexual history, the guy my ex was banging while we were together, and the fact that we were hand holding and planning to get back together, but the breed of dog that was raped to death just seemed too personal to share."

"and it may lead to my identity being found out"

I can recount my entire life story and everything that happens in it, but if I change "Brian" to "Rusty" and "Pomeranian" to "Maltese/Teacup Yorkie" then no one will ever know it's me.

Jesus

You laugh but it's true.Only my immediate family and closest friends know I have a DUI. Those aren't the people I'm worried about.Not everyone knows how many pets/what type of dogs we have.I've never mentioned the city I live or work. I usually say "downtown" anytime I go out to keep it ambigous to the Bay Area cities.Only my brother, GB, and his GF know I've been talking to Alyssa this whole time.So really you guys are the only ones that know the whole story and I'd like to keep it that way.

I personally am honored to be one of the few you trust enough to share so much with.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

so that's a no on the drink offer?