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Ray Karpis
Footballguy
Most Asian.
Hipple Long Ware & Peete
Footballguy
100 pages in and you cant edit the ####ty thread title...
gianmarco
Footballguy
Most crackin'
IvanKaramazov
Footballguy
I like that Hipple is the one complaining about the thread title being mis-formatted.
gianmarco
Footballguy
The Z Machine
Footballguy
Irony at its finest.
kentric
Footballguy
I'm pretty sure you're safe in that regard. The FFA breeds paranoia.Yah and now...I'm this close to having this thread deleted and never posting again.With my nursing license (especially considering how angry some people got when they found out I go to work on a fre hours of sleep), it's not worth some crazy dbag from the Internet trying to figure out my identity because I changed a few names and the breed of a dog.DUIs are public record. Bet some sleuth could narrow down your identity pretty quickly if they wanted to, but that's not why we're hereYou laugh but it's true.Only my immediate family and closest friends know I have a DUI. Those aren't the people I'm worried about.Not everyone knows how many pets/what type of dogs we have.I've never mentioned the city I live or work. I usually say "downtown" anytime I go out to keep it ambigous to the Bay Area cities.Only my brother, GB, and his GF know I've been talking to Alyssa this whole time.So really you guys are the only ones that know the whole story and I'd like to keep it that way.JesusI can recount my entire life story and everything that happens in it, but if I change "Brian" to "Rusty" and "Pomeranian" to "Maltese/Teacup Yorkie" then no one will ever know it's me."and it may lead to my identity being found out"
No. 16
Footballguy
Finally some downtime to update. Some pretty interesting things have happened and I'm happy where I am right now.
VEGAS WEEKEND #2
Prior to my dog dying I was about to post an update of my Vegas weekend. It was a good weekend in Vegas. I flew in Friday morning before my buddies arrived and just gambled until they flew in. The craps table was cold and lost about $400 at the $10 table. So I decided to head over to the blackjack tables and try my luck there. I saw a table with a cute 20-something Filipina chick playing and some middle aged white dude. I sat down and started chatting it up with everyone. The cute Filipina chick was their with her family visiting from Canada and would be leaving Sunday. The white dude was visiting from Canada with his wife and after seeing Garth Brooks the night before, they would be seeing Celine Dion that evening. Soon another person joined our "table", a 20-something black chick from LA who had just completed a cross country road trip (starting in BOS and back to LA).
I'm sure people who gamble often know the feeling when you have a good table. After getting pounded early I was able to make my $100 into $400 in about 1 hour before my friends arrived. Still down for the day, but being down $200 to start was a lot better than being down $500. Sadly, this was the only good run I had in Vegas and I went home down 1k in gambling losses (my budget for gambling debt).
Met up with my buddies, checked in to our hotel rooms (I had my own, but we wanted to be on the same floor), and just hung out on the strip and git drunk until we would head to Marquee for the night. Prior to Marquee we met up with the rest of our group for the weekend to pre-game at their suite. The group we met up with was 23rd Birthday for a female friend of my buddy's. Nothing like going to Vegas with a pre-packaged group of 20-something ladies to pick at! All attractive looking women and one ridiculously hot one (sadly she's the only one who brought her boyfriend).
My first target was a cute Mexican chick a little thick but with a nice rack. We had good rapport and she was definitely showing signs of attraction, but then a friend who just arrived congratulated her on her recent marriage! I asked her where her ring was and she said playful said, "What ring?" We continued flirting, but then I eventually found out she had a kid too and even though she seemed game for some fun that evening I didn't want that karma attached to me. So I diverted my attention to a Filipina chick a nurse as well. We started talking, but once I mentioned I was a nurse I could see her attraction to me go up a bit. We drank and flirted and eventually the group head to Marquee.
Our group headed to our table at Marquee and we got it crackin! I had the Filipina nurse all over me and a few other girls that the bouncer came up to me and said, "If you get one more lap dance, I'm going to kick you out." (Marquee gets a thumbs down for having the most killjoy bouncers- happens when you're the top club in Vegas). I wandered off from the table a few times and danced with the crowd just to make the Filipina nurse a little jealous. After only about an hour in a half at the club, I noticed the Filipina nurse was clinging to me a little closer and I told her we should head back to my room. She obliged and we headed back to my room where we boned from 0000-0400. No ATM this time, just some good normal sex.
Since I would be seeing this girl the rest of the weekend, I walked her back to her hotel room (same building) and during our walk she revealed to me that she had a boyfriend of 6 years. I forgot the reason it came up or why she even told me, but she did. Guess, I'm PT to some guy now.
The next day we headed to Encore Beach Club and just had fun at the pool party. I talked to a few girls and even had pulled a few phone numbers. One was from a set of 3 cute Vietnamese chicks that I approached solo. The cutest one gave me her name, phone number, and asked for my name as well. Since we were at the pool I didn't have my phone on me and thought I could remember all these phone numbers (alcohol makes anything seem like a reasonable plan). I had also told all these women to go to XS that night to party, not knowing the group meant Surrender. So all those leads went no where. Oh well. Still had a good time. For those of you that can... YOU MUST go to the pool parties in Vegas. I recommend REHAB on Sundays (craziest pool party), but you can't go wrong with Encore Beach Club at anytime. Honorable mention goes to Marquee (a little too tame for me) and Wet Republic.
The Vegas heat and the dehydration from consuming copious amounts of alcohol forced me into a fatty nap from 1800-2130. My buddies knocked on my door already dressed for the evening at Surrender so I took a quick shower, got dressed, and pounded 4 shots of Goose and a 5 hour energy as we headed to the club. The rest of the group was already at the club when we got there. I said hello to the Filipina Nurse, but then headed out to do my thing on the dance floor. The highlight was when I started dancing with a group of 5 girls who were dancing amongst themselves. I jumped right in the middle, until one moved forward (there always in one who's willing to dance with me or who the group will push forward: usually the one who is single or the person of interest). After a few moments, she pulled out my dress shirt and started unbuttoning it. Feeling on my body (working out actually pays off) and calling me sexy. Then the bouncer came in and told me to button up my shirt. So I did. I talked to the girl for a few more minutes but then I realized she was less attractive than the Filipina Nurse I was boned last night so I cooled off. Definitely the first time I had been stripped by a stranger on the dance floor.
I headed back to the group after and was just talking and enjoying the company of the group. After about 10 minutes the Filipina Nurse approached me. We started talking, dancing, and etc.... it was on again. I went into the night wanting to pull another girl, but I guess you can't turn down guaranteed pootang. So again... we left the club and went back to my room. The funny thing was this time on the way back she said to me, "Since I have a boyfriend, I can't #### you tonight. I can only suck your..." Do women really rationalize this ####? Suffice to say she did not hold true to her word and it was game on again that evening. Also, before she left that evening she asked for my phone number. I didn't want to get hers because I had no interest in pursuing someone who is taken... but since she asked. I obliged.
So yah that was my Vegas weekend. When I came back I added her to Facebook just curious to see what her boyfriend looked like (a worthy contender). She accepted and than later that evening she Facebook messaged me. Even then was still flirty. No contact since (I have no desire to initiate any), but who cares.
This Vegas weekend was just a good one for the confidence meter.
VEGAS WEEKEND #2
Prior to my dog dying I was about to post an update of my Vegas weekend. It was a good weekend in Vegas. I flew in Friday morning before my buddies arrived and just gambled until they flew in. The craps table was cold and lost about $400 at the $10 table. So I decided to head over to the blackjack tables and try my luck there. I saw a table with a cute 20-something Filipina chick playing and some middle aged white dude. I sat down and started chatting it up with everyone. The cute Filipina chick was their with her family visiting from Canada and would be leaving Sunday. The white dude was visiting from Canada with his wife and after seeing Garth Brooks the night before, they would be seeing Celine Dion that evening. Soon another person joined our "table", a 20-something black chick from LA who had just completed a cross country road trip (starting in BOS and back to LA).
I'm sure people who gamble often know the feeling when you have a good table. After getting pounded early I was able to make my $100 into $400 in about 1 hour before my friends arrived. Still down for the day, but being down $200 to start was a lot better than being down $500. Sadly, this was the only good run I had in Vegas and I went home down 1k in gambling losses (my budget for gambling debt).
Met up with my buddies, checked in to our hotel rooms (I had my own, but we wanted to be on the same floor), and just hung out on the strip and git drunk until we would head to Marquee for the night. Prior to Marquee we met up with the rest of our group for the weekend to pre-game at their suite. The group we met up with was 23rd Birthday for a female friend of my buddy's. Nothing like going to Vegas with a pre-packaged group of 20-something ladies to pick at! All attractive looking women and one ridiculously hot one (sadly she's the only one who brought her boyfriend).
My first target was a cute Mexican chick a little thick but with a nice rack. We had good rapport and she was definitely showing signs of attraction, but then a friend who just arrived congratulated her on her recent marriage! I asked her where her ring was and she said playful said, "What ring?" We continued flirting, but then I eventually found out she had a kid too and even though she seemed game for some fun that evening I didn't want that karma attached to me. So I diverted my attention to a Filipina chick a nurse as well. We started talking, but once I mentioned I was a nurse I could see her attraction to me go up a bit. We drank and flirted and eventually the group head to Marquee.
Our group headed to our table at Marquee and we got it crackin! I had the Filipina nurse all over me and a few other girls that the bouncer came up to me and said, "If you get one more lap dance, I'm going to kick you out." (Marquee gets a thumbs down for having the most killjoy bouncers- happens when you're the top club in Vegas). I wandered off from the table a few times and danced with the crowd just to make the Filipina nurse a little jealous. After only about an hour in a half at the club, I noticed the Filipina nurse was clinging to me a little closer and I told her we should head back to my room. She obliged and we headed back to my room where we boned from 0000-0400. No ATM this time, just some good normal sex.
Since I would be seeing this girl the rest of the weekend, I walked her back to her hotel room (same building) and during our walk she revealed to me that she had a boyfriend of 6 years. I forgot the reason it came up or why she even told me, but she did. Guess, I'm PT to some guy now.
The next day we headed to Encore Beach Club and just had fun at the pool party. I talked to a few girls and even had pulled a few phone numbers. One was from a set of 3 cute Vietnamese chicks that I approached solo. The cutest one gave me her name, phone number, and asked for my name as well. Since we were at the pool I didn't have my phone on me and thought I could remember all these phone numbers (alcohol makes anything seem like a reasonable plan). I had also told all these women to go to XS that night to party, not knowing the group meant Surrender. So all those leads went no where. Oh well. Still had a good time. For those of you that can... YOU MUST go to the pool parties in Vegas. I recommend REHAB on Sundays (craziest pool party), but you can't go wrong with Encore Beach Club at anytime. Honorable mention goes to Marquee (a little too tame for me) and Wet Republic.
The Vegas heat and the dehydration from consuming copious amounts of alcohol forced me into a fatty nap from 1800-2130. My buddies knocked on my door already dressed for the evening at Surrender so I took a quick shower, got dressed, and pounded 4 shots of Goose and a 5 hour energy as we headed to the club. The rest of the group was already at the club when we got there. I said hello to the Filipina Nurse, but then headed out to do my thing on the dance floor. The highlight was when I started dancing with a group of 5 girls who were dancing amongst themselves. I jumped right in the middle, until one moved forward (there always in one who's willing to dance with me or who the group will push forward: usually the one who is single or the person of interest). After a few moments, she pulled out my dress shirt and started unbuttoning it. Feeling on my body (working out actually pays off) and calling me sexy. Then the bouncer came in and told me to button up my shirt. So I did. I talked to the girl for a few more minutes but then I realized she was less attractive than the Filipina Nurse I was boned last night so I cooled off. Definitely the first time I had been stripped by a stranger on the dance floor.
I headed back to the group after and was just talking and enjoying the company of the group. After about 10 minutes the Filipina Nurse approached me. We started talking, dancing, and etc.... it was on again. I went into the night wanting to pull another girl, but I guess you can't turn down guaranteed pootang. So again... we left the club and went back to my room. The funny thing was this time on the way back she said to me, "Since I have a boyfriend, I can't #### you tonight. I can only suck your..." Do women really rationalize this ####? Suffice to say she did not hold true to her word and it was game on again that evening. Also, before she left that evening she asked for my phone number. I didn't want to get hers because I had no interest in pursuing someone who is taken... but since she asked. I obliged.
So yah that was my Vegas weekend. When I came back I added her to Facebook just curious to see what her boyfriend looked like (a worthy contender). She accepted and than later that evening she Facebook messaged me. Even then was still flirty. No contact since (I have no desire to initiate any), but who cares.
This Vegas weekend was just a good one for the confidence meter.
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Ray Karpis
Footballguy
Pounding 4 shots of vodka and a 5-hour energy during a short car ride sounds like a reasonable thing to do.
Welcome back.
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No. 16
Footballguy
Not this time. I find that E really kills what little "game" I have. I get stuck enchanted by lights and the thumping of the bass, that I forget that #### and ### are a lot more fun.no E in Vegas?
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Vgas?no E in Vegas?
coyote5
Footballguy
IvanKaramazov
Footballguy
Angry Beavers
Footballguy
Nice Job!
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
Solid.
Pm me if you want a corn hole next week
Pm me if you want a corn hole next week
The Z Machine
Footballguy
Nice work 16.
Grace Under Pressure
Footballguy
One thing seems certain. If you're a young dude, and your GF is going to Vegas, chances are that won't turn out so crackin' for you. The one hot chick that "brought" her boyfriend, that dude apparently knew a thing or two.
Good trip 16. Sorry about the dog though, that's a tough one.
Good trip 16. Sorry about the dog though, that's a tough one.
bushdocda
Footballguy
Hell yes.
Steve Tasker
Footballguy
Good work. Sounds like a fun time. 
Henry Ford
Footballguy
So.... slightly less than one week. That's how long you can live without the FFA's attention. Totally healthy.
simmonjm
Footballguy
If he didnt someone else would have. Girl was obviously looking to party.
ditka...mike ditka
Footballguy
i find the updates that involve alyssa much more entertaining
meh, what happens in vegas stays in vegas. not like they were going to continue hooking up afterwards.
The Z Machine
Footballguy
BTW, I hope you wrapped it up. Don't want to be on Springer...
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Screw that. You're out somewhere and a girl is flirting and acting single, she's single. Maybe she's having issues in her relationship, maybe he's a loser or cheated on her already, I really don't care. I'm trying to get laid. If she's committed to someone, that's between her and her conscience and the other dude. Now if she's wearing a ring, that's a whole other story.
Tick
Footballguy
Never blame the other dude. It's your girl who's cheating.
Tick
Footballguy
He never said he was leaving.Keep amusing me, 16.
Grace Under Pressure
Footballguy
offdee
Footballguy
Neither won the best thread ever tourney a couple years ago
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Not interested in a thread featuring some male nurse going 50% in Vegas.
Tabasco Red
Footballguy
You're by far the biggest buzz kill in this thread. Let it go already.There's a 100+ pages of solid advice that he's consistently ignored. If you think you're going to change that you're wrong.The guy's mid 20's and acting like one. Sit back and enjoy the show or get out of the way already.On the Vegas trip, Nicely done 16! Any of these chicks near your location? Any chance of a repeat? Hope you wrapped it this time!What happened with FBG Fillipina Photo girl? You had mentioned seeing how far she'd go.Continue to distance yourself from that Coral whore of yours. Has she contacted you since your dog passed?PS sorry again about the dog. it is the sux.
Tabasco Red
Footballguy
And you're a close second to Henry Ford. Did you live in a convent for the first 20 years of your life?The kid over slept and is catching up to his pals as they head out for the night. Get 'em 16!!!'Ray Karpis said:
Tabasco Red
Footballguy
It's not about a male nurse going 50%.It's about a man who's been completely emasculated. In every way, shape, and form for close to eight months.And now he's finally accepted a glimmer of hope on how to regain his masculinity. And he's on the right path as long he ignores the coral whore.Fight the good fight 16!!!!
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
It is now, and it's a yawner.I know, plenty of threads, etc. etc.
Tabasco Red
Footballguy
I'm sending you a No. 16 Rulezzz t-shirt. It's going to be awesomeness re-invented...
No. 16
Footballguy
These chicks live fairly near to me. I could probably repeat but again she's taken so I'm not going to pursue her. However, if she ever calls I'll certainly let it go to voice mail and then message her back. "F-B-G" is kind of a funny story. I sent her a text giving her my Google voice number, forgetting that I set it up with a fake name. Apparently she called instead of texting and heard the fake name and mentioned something about it. Don't think she ever bought it. I told her I had "too many stalkers" so I had to use a fake name. I sent her a text last week...something along the lines of, "I'm don't have work tonight. How bad can you be?" She didn't reply until the next morning. "Sorry, I have plans already." No harm. However, this past weekend when my buddy saw ATM girl and her friend (the one he hooked up with), he told me she asked about me. Not, one worth any extra effort for. If she calls for more, why not. Otherwise, I already did ATMwS and facialized her. Not sure what else I can do with her aside from angle a threesome. As for the Coral whore.....
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Angry Beavers
Footballguy
IvanKaramazov
Footballguy
This isn't a Michael Bay movie where there's an explosion every 15 seconds. No. 16 understands that you need interludes of relative tranquility for character development and pacing purposes.
No. 16
Footballguy
Otherwise known as life.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Ahem...that's PT Cruiser, thank you very much.
