Dr. Awesome
Footballguy
New drinking game - do a shot every time No. 16 talks about closure, being over his ex, and feeling nothing for her.
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"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yo (2 Viewers)
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No. 16
Footballguy
And have her kidnap my dog to SoCal? Eff that. She gets the Personal Trainer. I get the dog.
tommyGunZ
Footballguy
The next time you think about wanting to share some news with her, because she was your best friend and rainbows and skittles, think about how sweaty that personal trainers balls were when he was bending her over like a dog and trying to destroy her uterus. Think about her laying there chewing on a pillow with her ### in the air getting drilled, and loving every minute of it, and yelling "YES YES YES", because let's face it, dude is in great shape and was probably wearing that thing out like it hadn't been worn out in a long time. And think about how much she liked it. And then how she probably licked the sweat off of his balls while he was trying to finish on her dome.
This tramp isn't worth your time 16. It's painful to see you falling into the same thing thousands and thousands of other suckers have fallen for in the past.
This tramp isn't worth your time 16. It's painful to see you falling into the same thing thousands and thousands of other suckers have fallen for in the past.
No. 16
Footballguy
I need to carry this around in my wallet. Just reading that pisses me off. Thanks.The next time you think about wanting to share some news with her, because she was your best friend and rainbows and skittles, think about how sweaty that personal trainers balls were when he was bending her over like a dog and trying to destroy her uterus. Think about her laying there chewing on a pillow with her ### in the air getting drilled, and loving every minute of it, and yelling "YES YES YES", because let's face it, dude is in great shape and was probably wearing that thing out like it hadn't been worn out in a long time. And think about how much she liked it. And then how she probably licked the sweat off of his balls while he was trying to finish on her dome. This tramp isn't worth your time 16. It's painful to see you falling into the same thing thousands and thousands of other suckers have fallen for in the past.
tommyGunZ
Footballguy
I'm a big No. 16 fan - you deserve way better than this. Of course the irony of the situation is that the only real chance at her ever coming begging back a year or so from now is if you completely ignored her and moved on. You'd go from the safe guy who bored her back to the mysterious, "how did he move on so quickly" guy who now has several chicks in the rotation.
Txting her warm and fuzzies like you're doing only reinforces the reasons she left you. You're doing exactly the opposite of what you should be doing.
Txting her warm and fuzzies like you're doing only reinforces the reasons she left you. You're doing exactly the opposite of what you should be doing.
EYLive
Footballguy
Both of you are young. You do dumb things that you regret later. When you get back together with her, both parties will be more mature and secure as individuals. You complete each other, and the sooner you come to terms with your true feelings the sooner you can restart your relationship.
There's a reason you wanted to share your news with her, and burying your emotions doesn't change anything, it only confuses you and leads you toward uncharacteristically bad decisions (such as DUI and herpes drug girl).
There's a reason you wanted to share your news with her, and burying your emotions doesn't change anything, it only confuses you and leads you toward uncharacteristically bad decisions (such as DUI and herpes drug girl).
EYLive
Footballguy
The next time you think about wanting to share some news with her, because she was your best friend and rainbows and skittles, think about how sweaty that personal trainers balls were when he was bending her over like a dog and trying to destroy her uterus. Think about her laying there chewing on a pillow with her ### in the air getting drilled, and loving every minute of it, and yelling "YES YES YES", because let's face it, dude is in great shape and was probably wearing that thing out like it hadn't been worn out in a long time. And think about how much she liked it. And then how she probably licked the sweat off of his balls while he was trying to finish on her dome. This tramp isn't worth your time 16. It's painful to see you falling into the same thing thousands and thousands of other suckers have fallen for in the past.
Someone really hurt you, huh? C'mere > :manhug:
Dr. Awesome
Footballguy
It was painful to read. He kept handing her the reigns and is begging to be crapped on (no dentist). DO NOT COMMUNICATE WITH HER. Have you deleted the number? Delete texts without reading them. Block her emails.
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The Z Machine
Footballguy
She's a #### who is saying those things to make it worse for you. Avoid her like the plague. Give up the dog if you want, or not, but just stay the hell away from that ####.
gianmarco
Footballguy
You need to carry a few more things as well. Like your balls.I need to carry this around in my wallet. Just reading that pisses me off. Thanks.The next time you think about wanting to share some news with her, because she was your best friend and rainbows and skittles, think about how sweaty that personal trainers balls were when he was bending her over like a dog and trying to destroy her uterus. Think about her laying there chewing on a pillow with her ### in the air getting drilled, and loving every minute of it, and yelling "YES YES YES", because let's face it, dude is in great shape and was probably wearing that thing out like it hadn't been worn out in a long time. And think about how much she liked it. And then how she probably licked the sweat off of his balls while he was trying to finish on her dome. This tramp isn't worth your time 16. It's painful to see you falling into the same thing thousands and thousands of other suckers have fallen for in the past.
No. 16
Footballguy
It's been long deleted.Like I said... she's been the one starting these texts. First she asked for her diploma and certificate and now she wants to see the damn dog. I ignored her completely the first time (because I knew this would happen) and a few guys in here mentioned how I should have replied back to give her the stuff. This time I said, the FFA knows. I tried to be civil and just set a location for her to see the dog. But then she starts insulting my family... gets my emotions rolling. Then she apologizes.... get my emotions rolling. Then I hear freakin "This Woman's Work" and the emotional hoover damn is broken. If she ever texts again (doubt it), I'll go back to ignoring her like I did the first time.
jamny
Footballguy
People were telling you to give her her stuff back with no fuss.This time should have been: No, you can't see the dog. Have a miserable birthday. Don't contact me again.done.It's been long deleted.Like I said... she's been the one starting these texts. First she asked for her diploma and certificate and now she wants to see the damn dog. I ignored her completely the first time (because I knew this would happen) and a few guys in here mentioned how I should have replied back to give her the stuff. This time I said, the FFA knows. I tried to be civil and just set a location for her to see the dog. But then she starts insulting my family... gets my emotions rolling. Then she apologizes.... get my emotions rolling. Then I hear freakin "This Woman's Work" and the emotional hoover damn is broken. If she ever texts again (doubt it), I'll go back to ignoring her like I did the first time.
Dr. Awesome
Footballguy
It's been long deleted.Like I said... she's been the one starting these texts. First she asked for her diploma and certificate and now she wants to see the damn dog. I ignored her completely the first time (because I knew this would happen) and a few guys in here mentioned how I should have replied back to give her the stuff. This time I said, the FFA knows. I tried to be civil and just set a location for her to see the dog. But then she starts insulting my family... gets my emotions rolling. Then she apologizes.... get my emotions rolling. Then I hear freakin "This Woman's Work" and the emotional hoover damn is broken. If she ever texts again (doubt it), I'll go back to ignoring her like I did the first time.
You're seemingly doing fairly well but this was such a brutal and awkward misstep. If how she lied to you and dumped you wasn't bad enough, this latest exchange should have you seeing red. Screw the high road. Stick to pure rage and burning bridges. She cheated on you, lied to you, dumped you, tried ruining your gb's relationship, and now has the gall to treat you like a child as she's patting you on the head and tells you things will be just fine so keep your chin up. #### this #####. She's a lunatic who insulted your family when she finally found an angle to drag you back into her world (the dog). You make good money and are still young. She'll regret dumping you at some point and I fear she's already laying the ground work to return to you if she wants. Taking the high road is fine. But next time she comes up with some excuse to talk with you (and it's coming), don't take the bait. She needs her stuff? Dump it to a friend without ever saying anything to her. She wants to see the dog? Too bad. She wants to see how you're doing? Get that info third hand. You can be civil and still avoid any communication with her. You should have ZERO contact with her on any level for at least 6 months. Don't see her. Don't talk to her. Tell your friends you don't want news about her. Not going to a wedding. Not a party for mutual friends. Not even talking to her sister. Cut that family out of your life. Not even a sniff for at least 6 months.
bonesman
Footballguy
bonesman
Footballguy
This and the thing about having more girls in your queue are really sage advice. Just be the nurse you are and take orders from the Doc, 16.
Steve Tasker
Footballguy
Ned
Footballguy
this is so pathetic. Read tommygunz post and then read this right after.Happy birthday!!!!!! Hope you get a pearl necklace from PT. 
No. 16
Footballguy
Sounded great at the time. I strongly considered editing that text message before posting, but it would ruin the integrity of the thread. :softball:
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Apple Jack
Footballguy
This is brutal. Please, somebody throw in the towel.
Grace Under Pressure
Footballguy
Wow, that sucks. This is a person that ruined your life so she could bang a personal trainer. And the way she did it was by convincing herself that it was your fault somehow. She's a selfish piece. She's putting you in a compartment that she's comfortable with, and you've allowed her to do this somehow.
Had a dog together? Man that's ####ed up right there. It takes a pretty cold person to bang someone else when you have a dog together. Seriously.
Had a dog together? Man that's ####ed up right there. It takes a pretty cold person to bang someone else when you have a dog together. Seriously.
BigJim®
Footballguy
Finding an emotionless way to get her own possessions back to her <> falling for her bait and going on and on about your emotions. Proper response to the dog request was "No, you can't see the dog. Don't text me because I've moved on (with the dog)."Proper response to "Sorry about your situation" was "#### you and die #####."
nysportsfan
Footballguy
It's strange because my ex and I have a dog together. There is no way I'd ask for the dog. One, it would just be awful to do to her and two, I ####ingnhate that nasty little monster.
Bad news man, stop communicating with her. My ex texted me yesterday, "Tebow. jets. Thought of you." I wanted to text her to be nice and cordial, and because I do still miss her, but I didn't. There's no point, it makes it harder for both of us. Time and distance as said above. And maybe some strange, too, although not yet.
Bad news man, stop communicating with her. My ex texted me yesterday, "Tebow. jets. Thought of you." I wanted to text her to be nice and cordial, and because I do still miss her, but I didn't. There's no point, it makes it harder for both of us. Time and distance as said above. And maybe some strange, too, although not yet.
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Gunz and Dr Awesome owning this thread. I'd suggest you change your phone number, this will at least prevent you from self-castrating yourself to her again the next time she tries to reach out to you. My advice remains the same from page 1, set yourself on a path to live awesome and let her catch your vapors down the road. This chick is a rotten succubus and you're letting her work her black magic. Chin-up!
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boots11234
Footballguy
The "princess" part made me almost puke. No princess I know of let's some PT knock her boots clear off while she is in a relationship. She is treating you like her pet dog and you lap it up! She has succeeded in making you feel guilty like it was you gargling on PT's balls and not her. She is a master manipulator and you should hate her for what she did to you and is still doing to you.
gianmarco
Footballguy
No problem, princess.
JFT Ben
Footballguy
Not sure if mentioned earlier, but read up on the manosphere and game. Honestly, some really great resources that can teach you things (inner game, hypergamy, alpha-omega, etc.) that I wish I knew at your age, some I recommend besides Athol Kay's MMSL are (most are probably NSFW but aren't really graphically bad, just adult content):Roosh
Alpha Persona
(formerly) Roissy
The Rational Male
and here's one just for you No. 16, from Solve My Girl Problems: Get Over a Girl/Breakups,
Get over that #####
Good luck, and listen to the collective knowledge of the FFA, they know stuff!
No. 16
Footballguy
Because wherever she takes the dog it will have to stay in a cage while people are at work. At my parents the dogs play together and never have to be in a crate since someone is always home. The dog doesn't remind me of her since it's my dog too.
LongDuckDong
Footballguy
16 - honestly, you'll look back and laugh at this text exchange today, don't worry about it.
You had things you needed to say, you said them, good for you.
That said, she sucks. I don't have the anger others do in their response, but there's a sense of entitlement in what you're posted/shared that makes me a little bit ill. The "despite everything that's happened...i understand you better than anyone"...theres a real narcissistic edge to what she's saying....Honestly, I don't care what your past relationship was like because it's over and who cares, but I think you'll look back 10 years from now and see that your dynamic was screwed up long before she ended it.
I didn't think she did you a favor until I read this exchange. Now I do. Forget slumpbusters and banging fatties. Find someone who wants to be an equal with you, whenever you're ready for that. This broad clearly had no interest in being on an equal ground with you - she wanted you to worship her, and you did, and now you're all screwed up wondering why you did exactly what she wanted and you still got screwed over.
I have no doubt, none, none, none, that you look back and see what a gift this woman gave you to free you, you're better than what she had to offer.
You had things you needed to say, you said them, good for you.
That said, she sucks. I don't have the anger others do in their response, but there's a sense of entitlement in what you're posted/shared that makes me a little bit ill. The "despite everything that's happened...i understand you better than anyone"...theres a real narcissistic edge to what she's saying....Honestly, I don't care what your past relationship was like because it's over and who cares, but I think you'll look back 10 years from now and see that your dynamic was screwed up long before she ended it.
I didn't think she did you a favor until I read this exchange. Now I do. Forget slumpbusters and banging fatties. Find someone who wants to be an equal with you, whenever you're ready for that. This broad clearly had no interest in being on an equal ground with you - she wanted you to worship her, and you did, and now you're all screwed up wondering why you did exactly what she wanted and you still got screwed over.
I have no doubt, none, none, none, that you look back and see what a gift this woman gave you to free you, you're better than what she had to offer.
No. 16
Footballguy
Read MMSL and it was a great read. Discussed my thoughts about it a few pages ago. It really hit home at first describing how I was too beta. Will definitely apply it to my next relationship.
JFT Ben
Footballguy
The other sites I mentioned intended audience is dudes like you, while MMSL (while valuable to all) is a rare resource for us married dudes. Take a chance to check them out, especially the last link which corresponds pretty well with the advice you're seeing here.
No. 16
Footballguy
Wow this actually makes complete sense.
The Z Machine
Footballguy
What an awesome post. So much truth in there.I was once in a similar situation as you, but I got through it by having good friends that cared about me, and not talking to my ex for years. I told that when I'm ready, I'd call her. Fast forward 6 years and I'm hapily married now to a wondeful woman when the ex emails me out of the blue. She was wondering if I was ever going to contact her. In reality, I had moved past that place so far, that I had forgotten about her even though we spent 5+ years together. She simply wasn't important to me any more.I wrote her back, we had a phone convo, and I haven't talked to her since.
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IvanKaramazov
Footballguy
@ Gunz
boots11234
Footballguy
Blah, blah, blah. Sure this is a good post but it is much more entertaining reading the ones about her fortune cookie getting slammed or her egg roll eaten by PT then this.
Godsbrother
Footballguy
The next time you think about wanting to share some news with her, because she was your best friend and rainbows and skittles, think about how sweaty that personal trainers balls were when he was bending her over like a dog and trying to destroy her uterus. Think about her laying there chewing on a pillow with her ### in the air getting drilled, and loving every minute of it, and yelling "YES YES YES", because let's face it, dude is in great shape and was probably wearing that thing out like it hadn't been worn out in a long time. And think about how much she liked it. And then how she probably licked the sweat off of his balls while he was trying to finish on her dome. This tramp isn't worth your time 16. It's painful to see you falling into the same thing thousands and thousands of other suckers have fallen for in the past.
I think I have read some of your other work in Penthouse Forum magazine.
gianmarco
Footballguy
Great post.
Rick James
Footballguy
anybody else get a stiffy after reading that?no one?The next time you think about wanting to share some news with her, because she was your best friend and rainbows and skittles, think about how sweaty that personal trainers balls were when he was bending her over like a dog and trying to destroy her uterus. Think about her laying there chewing on a pillow with her ### in the air getting drilled, and loving every minute of it, and yelling "YES YES YES", because let's face it, dude is in great shape and was probably wearing that thing out like it hadn't been worn out in a long time. And think about how much she liked it. And then how she probably licked the sweat off of his balls while he was trying to finish on her dome. This tramp isn't worth your time 16. It's painful to see you falling into the same thing thousands and thousands of other suckers have fallen for in the past.
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Steve Tasker
Footballguy
Great posting.
The next time you think about wanting to share some news with her, because she was your best friend and rainbows and skittles, think about how sweaty that personal trainers balls were when he was bending her over like a dog and trying to destroy her uterus. Think about her laying there chewing on a pillow with her ### in the air getting drilled, and loving every minute of it, and yelling "YES YES YES", because let's face it, dude is in great shape and was probably wearing that thing out like it hadn't been worn out in a long time. And think about how much she liked it. And then how she probably licked the sweat off of his balls while he was trying to finish on her dome. This tramp isn't worth your time 16. It's painful to see you falling into the same thing thousands and thousands of other suckers have fallen for in the past.
valhallan
Footballguy
Now, that was a knee-slapper. Bravo.The next time you think about wanting to share some news with her, because she was your best friend and rainbows and skittles, think about how sweaty that personal trainers balls were when he was bending her over like a dog and trying to destroy her uterus. Think about her laying there chewing on a pillow with her ### in the air getting drilled, and loving every minute of it, and yelling "YES YES YES", because let's face it, dude is in great shape and was probably wearing that thing out like it hadn't been worn out in a long time. And think about how much she liked it. And then how she probably licked the sweat off of his balls while he was trying to finish on her dome. This tramp isn't worth your time 16. It's painful to see you falling into the same thing thousands and thousands of other suckers have fallen for in the past.
