"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yo (2 Viewers)

[sbonomo]

The one part of the story that I found odd is the thought that she actually enjoyed this. This is her job and nobody enjoys their job. She was pretending, just like the rest of us, with the hope that you'll be a returning customer $$$.

She did her job well, by making him think she was enjoying it...

If she acted anything like some of the pron that I've seen, then she didn't do that great of a job ... He bought it hook, line and sinker.

Sometimes it's really obvious you're not a guy. This is one of those times.

LOL really Mr. Obvious?<------------ You must have missed the obvious sign of the word female in my profile.

I might not be a guy but I do sleep with women.

I miss the Beaver's thread that was shut down

 

[Gr00vus]

Sounds like operation slump buster was fully successful (assuming no STDs were received).

Mazel Tov, today you are a man!

 

[Slapdash]

Anyone who needs an :e: membership, go to establishedboard.com. You'll need to set up an account and one of the admins will have to validate it, I can't do that for you, I'm just a mod. I can suspend your account, so watch it.

I always have to go to establishedboard.com/forum. Just establishedboard.com hasn't worked for me for about 7 years.

 

[Joseph]

I'll take a PM if anyone wants to send one...

 

[Keerock]

I'll take a PM if anyone wants to send one...

PM sent.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Sounds like operation slump buster was fully successful

negative. Part of the slump buster magic is the big girl loves her some 16. Calls him! Wants him again! Boosts his confidence. Banging some whore for 2 bills doesn't achieve the same effect. It's a step in the right direction, but she wants nothing but his money.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Anyone who needs an :e: membership, go to establishedboard.com. You'll need to set up an account and one of the admins will have to validate it, I can't do that for you, I'm just a mod. I can suspend your account, so watch it.

I always have to go to establishedboard.com/forum. Just establishedboard.com hasn't worked for me for about 7 years.

True. I have it bookmarked so I forgot about that, thanks for adding that...

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Not buying the 10 minute reload, fire.

You must be over 40? When I was in my 20's - 30's, this was no problem at all.

This. In fact, it was the norm.

Ah the memories. JC nailed it, I'm in my 40's. Carry on 16! Corn hole for a raider game?

 

[EYLive]

Sounds like operation slump buster was fully successful

negative. Part of the slump buster magic is the big girl loves her some 16. Calls him! Wants him again! Boosts his confidence. Banging some whore for 2 bills doesn't achieve the same effect. It's a step in the right direction, but she wants nothing but his money.

Yup. This doesn't really quilify as a slumpbuster. He already sexed the drug dealer so he should've gotten that out of his system.This story is entertaining, but it (and all of nixon's stuff) reminds me of the comedienne that said bragging about having sex with a prostitute is like bragging about buying a bag of Doritos from a vending machine.

 

[Keerock]

The one part of the story that I found odd is the thought that she actually enjoyed this. This is her job and nobody enjoys their job. She was pretending, just like the rest of us, with the hope that you'll be a returning customer $$$.

She did her job well, by making him think she was enjoying it...

If she acted anything like some of the pron that I've seen, then she didn't do that great of a job ... He bought it hook, line and sinker.

Sometimes it's really obvious you're not a guy. This is one of those times.

.LOL really Mr. Obvious?

<------------ You must have missed the obvious sign of the word female in my profile.

I might not be a guy but I do sleep with women.

Haha. Beavers is good people.

That maybe true but you still think like a woman.

I see your point. But, use this to your advantage - when you start dating or feel like you're getting serious, you can always PM me for advice from someone who "thinks like a woman."

Will do! Your input is always welcome and much appreciated. Just cracked me up thinking you thought that I thought that the whore thought I was the best lay ever.

I assume that title is reserved for the Personal Trainer.

Spoiler

j/k 16... couldn't resist.

 

[No. 16]

So I'm in ACLS class and on my break I see these text messages on my phone:

"I feel like I've made the biggest mistake of my life and it's all coming back to kick me in the ###. It's so ironic that the one I left and broke his heart is the only one I feel like I can turn to when I feel like my life is falling apart. You don't need to respond to this I just needed to vent to someone. I'm sorry for bothering you."

Followed by 1 hour later:

"I'm in the area. Can I see belle? You can be there."

Oh how the mighty have fallen. Feels good. My heart can be healed, but she can never regain my trust.

 

[gianmarco]

So I'm in ACLS class and on my break I see these text messages on my phone:"I feel like I've made the biggest mistake of my life and it's all coming back to kick me in the ###. It's so ironic that the one I left and broke his heart is the only one I feel like I can turn to when I feel like my life is falling apart. You don't need to respond to this I just needed to vent to someone. I'm sorry for bothering you."Followed by 1 hour later:"I'm in the area. Can I see belle? You can be there."Oh how the mighty have fallen. Feels good. My heart can be healed, but she can never regain my trust.

Oh boy........what did you respond?

 

[Dragons]

So I'm in ACLS class and on my break I see these text messages on my phone:"I feel like I've made the biggest mistake of my life and it's all coming back to kick me in the ###. It's so ironic that the one I left and broke his heart is the only one I feel like I can turn to when I feel like my life is falling apart. You don't need to respond to this I just needed to vent to someone. I'm sorry for bothering you."Followed by 1 hour later:"I'm in the area. Can I see belle? You can be there."Oh how the mighty have fallen. Feels good. My heart can be healed, but she can never regain my trust.

You can be there? She wants you there.I hope you're not responding at all.

 

[cstu]

I didn't think that, but I do wonder why guys in general think that every women enjoy it every single time. Heck, I've even try to fake once with my ex (I was just tired) and she caught me. I never tried again.

Women aren't the only ones who fake, believe me I've been so tired that as soon as she was finished so was I.

 

[No. 16]

Did not respond. Don't plan to ever.

 

[cstu]

So I'm in ACLS class and on my break I see these text messages on my phone:"I feel like I've made the biggest mistake of my life and it's all coming back to kick me in the ###. It's so ironic that the one I left and broke his heart is the only one I feel like I can turn to when I feel like my life is falling apart. You don't need to respond to this I just needed to vent to someone. I'm sorry for bothering you."Followed by 1 hour later:"I'm in the area. Can I see belle? You can be there."Oh how the mighty have fallen. Feels good. My heart can be healed, but she can never regain my trust.

Don't be wuss and hit it.

 

[Copeman]

I am confident you'll be back with her in no time. Hope you prove me wrong.

 

[johnnycakes]

So I'm in ACLS class and on my break I see these text messages on my phone:"I feel like I've made the biggest mistake of my life and it's all coming back to kick me in the ###. It's so ironic that the one I left and broke his heart is the only one I feel like I can turn to when I feel like my life is falling apart. You don't need to respond to this I just needed to vent to someone. I'm sorry for bothering you."Followed by 1 hour later:"I'm in the area. Can I see belle? You can be there."Oh how the mighty have fallen. Feels good. My heart can be healed, but she can never regain my trust.

Don't be wuss and hit it.

Be sure to use cool mint listerine first.

 

[No. 16]

Now, I can move on. Confidence is back. She realized she ####ed up.

That's all I ever wanted to hear from her after she left me.

 

[Gr00vus]

Block her ####### phone number. Whatever it costs.

 

[tommyGunZ]

Did not respond. Don't plan to ever.

This is the proper move. I hope you stick to it.

 

[comfortably numb]

Block her ####### phone number. Whatever it costs.

you guys nailed it with her coming back to him.

 

[tommyGunZ]

Block her ####### phone number. Whatever it costs.

you guys nailed it with her coming back to him.

It was inevitable. She thought she was trading up, but instead found out she was just another notch on the PT's belt. Now that dude is board of slaying her and has moved on, she's now realizing that she got played and is naturally turning back to 16.16, do NOT fall for it. She was willing to ditch you for greener grass. If you take her back, it will only be a matter of time before some other dude's grass looks greener. You can't live like that bro.

 

[Slapdash]

So I'm in ACLS class and on my break I see these text messages on my phone:"I feel like I've made the biggest mistake of my life and it's all coming back to kick me in the ###. It's so ironic that the one I left and broke his heart is the only one I feel like I can turn to when I feel like my life is falling apart. You don't need to respond to this I just needed to vent to someone. I'm sorry for bothering you."Followed by 1 hour later:"I'm in the area. Can I see belle? You can be there."Oh how the mighty have fallen. Feels good. My heart can be healed, but she can never regain my trust.

Don't be wuss and hit it.

This.

 

[SeveredHorseHeads]

So I'm in ACLS class and on my break I see these text messages on my phone:"I feel like I've made the biggest mistake of my life and it's all coming back to kick me in the ###. It's so ironic that the one I left and broke his heart is the only one I feel like I can turn to when I feel like my life is falling apart. You don't need to respond to this I just needed to vent to someone. I'm sorry for bothering you."Followed by 1 hour later:"I'm in the area. Can I see belle? You can be there."Oh how the mighty have fallen. Feels good. My heart can be healed, but she can never regain my trust.

Don't be wuss and hit it.

This.

Hit it bareback and then afterwards tell her about plowing that hoor yesterday.

 

[Joseph]

So I'm in ACLS class and on my break I see these text messages on my phone:"I feel like I've made the biggest mistake of my life and it's all coming back to kick me in the ###. It's so ironic that the one I left and broke his heart is the only one I feel like I can turn to when I feel like my life is falling apart. You don't need to respond to this I just needed to vent to someone. I'm sorry for bothering you."Followed by 1 hour later:"I'm in the area. Can I see belle? You can be there."Oh how the mighty have fallen. Feels good. My heart can be healed, but she can never regain my trust.

Don't be wuss and hit it.

This.

Hit it bareback and then afterwards tell her about plowing that hoor yesterday.

or at least ask her for a ride to another hoor

 

[gianmarco]

Block her ####### phone number. Whatever it costs.

you guys nailed it with her coming back to him.

It was inevitable. She thought she was trading up, but instead found out she was just another notch on the PT's belt. Now that dude is board of slaying her and has moved on, she's now realizing that she got played and is naturally turning back to 16.16, do NOT fall for it. She was willing to ditch you for greener grass. If you take her back, it will only be a matter of time before some other dude's grass looks greener. You can't live like that bro.

Pretty sure the FFA is batting 1.000 here in this thread.

 

[BigJim®]

So I'm in ACLS class and on my break I see these text messages on my phone:"I feel like I've made the biggest mistake of my life and it's all coming back to kick me in the ###. It's so ironic that the one I left and broke his heart is the only one I feel like I can turn to when I feel like my life is falling apart. You don't need to respond to this I just needed to vent to someone. I'm sorry for bothering you."Followed by 1 hour later:"I'm in the area. Can I see belle? You can be there."Oh how the mighty have fallen. Feels good. My heart can be healed, but she can never regain my trust.

Don't be wuss and hit it.

This.

Really bad advice in this instance, just horrible.

 

[IvanKaramazov]

So I'm in ACLS class and on my break I see these text messages on my phone:"I feel like I've made the biggest mistake of my life and it's all coming back to kick me in the ###. It's so ironic that the one I left and broke his heart is the only one I feel like I can turn to when I feel like my life is falling apart. You don't need to respond to this I just needed to vent to someone. I'm sorry for bothering you."Followed by 1 hour later:"I'm in the area. Can I see belle? You can be there."Oh how the mighty have fallen. Feels good. My heart can be healed, but she can never regain my trust.

You two will be back together within the month.

 

[tommyGunZ]

So I'm in ACLS class and on my break I see these text messages on my phone:"I feel like I've made the biggest mistake of my life and it's all coming back to kick me in the ###. It's so ironic that the one I left and broke his heart is the only one I feel like I can turn to when I feel like my life is falling apart. You don't need to respond to this I just needed to vent to someone. I'm sorry for bothering you."Followed by 1 hour later:"I'm in the area. Can I see belle? You can be there."Oh how the mighty have fallen. Feels good. My heart can be healed, but she can never regain my trust.

You two will be back together within the month.

Intrade odds on this shot up to 74% after the txt message.

 

[Slapdash]

So I'm in ACLS class and on my break I see these text messages on my phone:"I feel like I've made the biggest mistake of my life and it's all coming back to kick me in the ###. It's so ironic that the one I left and broke his heart is the only one I feel like I can turn to when I feel like my life is falling apart. You don't need to respond to this I just needed to vent to someone. I'm sorry for bothering you."Followed by 1 hour later:"I'm in the area. Can I see belle? You can be there."Oh how the mighty have fallen. Feels good. My heart can be healed, but she can never regain my trust.

Don't be wuss and hit it.

This.

Really bad advice in this instance, just horrible.

We're not telling him to take her back.

 

[ditka...mike ditka]

Now that you are over her, and never responding again, can we see pics?

 

[Dr. Awesome]

The trainer is ditching her (or distancing himself) and she's thinking about returning to you.

She'll regret dumping you at some point and I fear she's already laying the ground work to return to you if she wants. Taking the high road is fine. But next time she comes up with some excuse to talk with you (and it's coming), don't take the bait.

So I'm in ACLS class and on my break I see these text messages on my phone:"I feel like I've made the biggest mistake of my life and it's all coming back to kick me in the ###. It's so ironic that the one I left and broke his heart is the only one I feel like I can turn to when I feel like my life is falling apart. You don't need to respond to this I just needed to vent to someone. I'm sorry for bothering you."Followed by 1 hour later:"I'm in the area. Can I see belle? You can be there."Oh how the mighty have fallen. Feels good. My heart can be healed, but she can never regain my trust.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

I am confident you'll be back with her in no time. Hope you prove me wrong.

Block her ####### phone number. Whatever it costs.

 

[EYLive]

So I'm in ACLS class and on my break I see these text messages on my phone:"I feel like I've made the biggest mistake of my life and it's all coming back to kick me in the ###. It's so ironic that the one I left and broke his heart is the only one I feel like I can turn to when I feel like my life is falling apart. You don't need to respond to this I just needed to vent to someone. I'm sorry for bothering you."Followed by 1 hour later:"I'm in the area. Can I see belle? You can be there."Oh how the mighty have fallen. Feels good. My heart can be healed, but she can never regain my trust.

You two will be back together within the month.

Intrade odds on this shot up to 74% after the txt message.

She got some big muscular richard, he got some $200 strange. And now that it's out of their system, they'll rekindle the relationship.

 

[comfortably numb]

"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yours forever. If it dosent, then it was never meant to be."

 

[bushdocda]

This thread is a shining example of great FFA advices being put in akshun.

Glad you got hand back, 16.

Shark move would be hitting it then moving on forever. But if that is too risky then just moving on is enough. And more hoors. And give her the dog.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

So I'm in ACLS class and on my break I see these text messages on my phone:"I feel like I've made the biggest mistake of my life and it's all coming back to kick me in the ###. It's so ironic that the one I left and broke his heart is the only one I feel like I can turn to when I feel like my life is falling apart. You don't need to respond to this I just needed to vent to someone. I'm sorry for bothering you."Followed by 1 hour later:"I'm in the area. Can I see belle? You can be there."Oh how the mighty have fallen. Feels good. My heart can be healed, but she can never regain my trust.

Don't be wuss and hit it.

ThisRide her like never before. Then tell her about the raw coke dealer sex and the lovely susan. Then give her the dog and tell her to GTFO!And take some pics.

 

[bushdocda]

"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yours forever. If it dosent, then it was never meant to be."

Excellent.

 

[BigJim®]

So I'm in ACLS class and on my break I see these text messages on my phone:"I feel like I've made the biggest mistake of my life and it's all coming back to kick me in the ###. It's so ironic that the one I left and broke his heart is the only one I feel like I can turn to when I feel like my life is falling apart. You don't need to respond to this I just needed to vent to someone. I'm sorry for bothering you."Followed by 1 hour later:"I'm in the area. Can I see belle? You can be there."Oh how the mighty have fallen. Feels good. My heart can be healed, but she can never regain my trust.

Don't be wuss and hit it.

This.

Really bad advice in this instance, just horrible.

We're not telling him to take her back.

That's like encouraging a dry alcoholic to be a man and have a beer after 1 month, but just for fun but not to fall off the wagon. Possibly you've missed in the prior 42 pages this guy is not exactly over the relationship. Don't get me wrong, I chuckled at the advice, but it's horrible.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

So I'm in ACLS class and on my break I see these text messages on my phone:

"I feel like I've made the biggest mistake of my life and it's all coming back to kick me in the ###. It's so ironic that the one I left and broke his heart is the only one I feel like I can turn to when I feel like my life is falling apart. You don't need to respond to this I just needed to vent to someone. I'm sorry for bothering you."

Followed by 1 hour later:

"I'm in the area. Can I see belle? You can be there."

Oh how the mighty have fallen. Feels good. My heart can be healed, but she can never regain my trust.

Don't be wuss and hit it.

This.

Really bad advice in this instance, just horrible.

BigJim is as right as right can ever be. Listen to him. Stop telling No. 16 to sleep with the ex. While it's more likely the sex will be...different and things will feel rather hollow, there's a chance it could rekindle things that clearly should fade away. You got out of the bear trap with limbs intact. Don't wander back and press your luck.

 

[IvanKaramazov]

That's like encouraging a dry alcoholic to be a man and have a beer after 1 month, but just for fun but not to fall off the wagon. Possibly you've missed in the prior 42 pages this guy is not exactly over the relationship. Don't get me wrong, I chuckled at the advice, but it's horrible.

Now, I can move on. Confidence is back. She realized she ####ed up.

That's all I ever wanted to hear from her after she left me.

He's like totally over her this time. Really, he is.

 

[Wrigley]

I'm still waiting for pics of ex.....I'll be over ther:e:

 

[johnnycakes]

So I'm in ACLS class and on my break I see these text messages on my phone:

"I feel like I've made the biggest mistake of my life and it's all coming back to kick me in the ###. It's so ironic that the one I left and broke his heart is the only one I feel like I can turn to when I feel like my life is falling apart. You don't need to respond to this I just needed to vent to someone. I'm sorry for bothering you."

Followed by 1 hour later:

"I'm in the area. Can I see belle? You can be there."

Oh how the mighty have fallen. Feels good. My heart can be healed, but she can never regain my trust.

Don't be wuss and hit it.

This.

Really bad advice in this instance, just horrible.

BigJim is as right as right can ever be. Listen to him. Stop telling No. 16 to sleep with the ex. While it's more likely the sex will be...different and things will feel rather hollow, there's a chance it could rekindle things that clearly should fade away. You got out of the bear trap with limbs intact. Don't wander back and press your luck.

16, that begs the question... did Suzy Suk teach you anything you could show the ex?

 

[sbonomo]

The one part of the story that I found odd is the thought that she actually enjoyed this. This is her job and nobody enjoys their job. She was pretending, just like the rest of us, with the hope that you'll be a returning customer $$$.

She did her job well, by making him think she was enjoying it...

If she acted anything like some of the pron that I've seen, then she didn't do that great of a job ... He bought it hook, line and sinker.

Sometimes it's really obvious you're not a guy. This is one of those times.

LOL really Mr. Obvious?<------------ You must have missed the obvious sign of the word female in my profile.

I might not be a guy but I do sleep with women.

I miss the Beaver's thread that was shut down

[hijack] To close the story on the that thread, I did end up sleeping with the ex one more time but it was a month later. After that, I realized the sex wasn't that good - we lost something obviously - and informed her that I would never sleep with her again. I think I talked to her 2x this year ... but will unfortunately have to see her next Thursday when we refinance the house. [/hijack]

16 you should listen to Beaver's...she knows stuff!

 

[sbonomo]

So I'm in ACLS class and on my break I see these text messages on my phone:"I feel like I've made the biggest mistake of my life and it's all coming back to kick me in the ###. It's so ironic that the one I left and broke his heart is the only one I feel like I can turn to when I feel like my life is falling apart. You don't need to respond to this I just needed to vent to someone. I'm sorry for bothering you."Followed by 1 hour later:"I'm in the area. Can I see belle? You can be there."Oh how the mighty have fallen. Feels good. My heart can be healed, but she can never regain my trust.

You need to block her number....you are too weak at this point to be trusted with any contact.

 

[SteevieG]

The timing of the ex's texts and his most recent exploits with the $200 whoore is amazing. Coincidental I'm sure, but nonetheless amazing.

I think it's inevitable he goes back - or takes her back. Like most others here have said, he should avoid her like the plague, but I just don't see it turning out that way.

He may never be able to trust her as he says over and over, but he will be with her again. Inevitable.

 

[James Daulton]

I'm just happy he gives us post #'s to go to for updates in the thread title. Good on ya!

 

[Angry Beavers]

RUN AWAY!

or Hit it and do every depraved thing you can think of and then RUN AWAY!

In your case I am not sure you can pull off the latter without getting attached so just stay away!

 

[gianmarco]

RUN AWAY!or Hit it and do every depraved thing you can think of and then RUN AWAY!In your case I am not sure you can pull off the latter without getting attached so just stay away!

Is this beaver's ex?