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"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yo (3 Viewers)

'No. 16 said:
So Saturday was supposed to be just like any other weekend. I went to work in the morning after working PM shift Friday night so I was already light on sleep. Work went by uneventfully (thankfully) and I drove home looking forward to a night of catching up on sleep since I knew Sunday was going to be busy with work and then some parties to make appearances at. With Las Vegas coming up next weekend I had no desire to drink or do any partying that night, but right at 1530 the texts started coming in with possible plans for the night. Soon the prospect of getting any sleep Saturday seemed less appealing. After sorting through the possible plans for the night my buddies and I settled on Hooters for UFC 150 and then afterwards head to the City to a crackin club that we could get in for free. Sounds like a solid Saturday lined up. We eventually head over to Hooters, head over to our regular table, and talk to the Hooter girls like we always do and enjoy (well kinda) the UFC card.
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Incidentally, when I say "destructive behavior" that includes having a "regular table" at Hooters.
 
Oh, and I think we all know that the chick the buddy had been chatting with who wanted to get railed by two guys is No. 16's ex, right?

 
'No. 16 said:
Naturally we asked our buddy to rate the chick he was talking to (not on the offdee scale) but on the "H-DAB scale": Hell no, would not hit, Deny it to your friends, but still hit, Admit it if we asked, or Brag about it.
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Do you hate science?
 
'gianmarco said:
'The_Man said:
No. 16, don't expect #### from me after you've ignored me all ####in day. #### you. I'm done. I don't want to deal with all this stupid ####. I'm done with all this bull####.
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:lmao: I told you.......this thread is my Alyssa.
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Yea, but now it's turning into the "yea, we're only on vacation together, with no bodily contact. Don't let several thousand miles get in the way of my honesty" version.
 
'No. 16 said:
and then afterwards head to the City to a crackin club I figure I might as well see if it's as crackin as he makes it out.
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Remember in Sudden Impact, when towards the end, Dirty Harry says "Make My Day" a second time? It was ridiculously lame.ETA - although your part II makes up for it!
 
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'dparker713 said:
Someone post a recap of the BS he posted on the other board.
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They met the chicks. Niether will be pin up material. After a night of board games and adult beverages - but not too many because drinking and driving are wrong, they all decided that two separate groups of two would be better to enjoy the rest of the night. Our hero played some MMA style games with his as she was a big fan of those types of events and once they finished two rounds he started to leave. She told him the only way he was allowed to leave was through the back door. He didn't understand why that was such a requirement as he had already gone through the front door to get in and it made him feel uncomfortable. But she promised that it was nothing weird and he just had to leave through the back door, so he did and she thanked him. There was no kiss goodnight so it doesn't look like this will be anything that leads to a long term relationship.
 
'No. 16 said:
So Saturday was supposed to be just like any other weekend. I went to work in the morning after working PM shift Friday night so I was already light on sleep. Work went by uneventfully (thankfully) and I drove home looking forward to a night of catching up on sleep since I knew Sunday was going to be busy with work and then some parties to make appearances at. With Las Vegas coming up next weekend I had no desire to drink or do any partying that night, but right at 1530 the texts started coming in with possible plans for the night. Soon the prospect of getting any sleep Saturday seemed less appealing.

After sorting through the possible plans for the night my buddies and I settled on Hooters for UFC 150 and then afterwards head to the City to a crackin club that we could get in for free. Sounds like a solid Saturday lined up. We eventually head over to Hooters, head over to our regular table, and talk to the Hooter girls like we always do and enjoy (well kinda) the UFC card. Towards the end of the main event one of my buddies threw a curve ball for the plans for the evening. He had been texting with a girl he had met online and she wanted to meet up at her house, but the requirement was that he had to bring only ONE friend.

My buddy asked why he had to bring a friend and she replied: Do it. Of course we kept prodding, but her response was always, "do it."

Well that one left us completely :shuked:

It definitely sounded like the chick was DTF.... but why did he have to bring only ONE friend?

So my buddy is set on going and throws it out there for the 3 of us to decide who wants to go. We sort through the possible scenarios....

(A) She wants a threesome: MMF.

(B) She has a friend and the guy would have to roll the dice on how she looks.

Naturally we asked our buddy to rate the chick he was talking to (not on the offdee scale) but on the "H-DAB scale": Hell no, would not hit, Deny it to your friends, but still hit, Admit it if we asked, or Brag about it.

"A" was his response.

While at first glance the offer seemed exciting, but after breaking it down it looked a lot worse. Chances are we go MMF on an "A" rating which is a good story amongst ourselves, but probably nothing we should discuss outside of the group or we get stuck with D or H rating. The chances of a "B" rating were practically none or else the chick would have sent a picture. Best case scenario is an "A" rating and we settled on that being a 30% chance (60% "D" rating and 10% MMF) after talking amongst ourselves and a couple of the waitresses.

My GB with his steady stream pulled out. My other friend backed out because he was too tired to risk being a 3rd wheel to a MMF and "D" rating and would rather go to the City.

So that left me. I was reluctant at first, but what do I have to lose now? My two buddies ducked out voluntarily so now I'm forced to go. Plus, DA RAIDERS has been promoting fat chicks the past 8 months so I figure I might as well see if it's as crackin as he makes it out. With the plan settled my GB and friend wished us lucked and my friend and I drove to the chick's place.

The drive itself was a short one from Hooters. On our way there we discussed the proper protocol regarding "gay" and "not gay" during MMF. We also vowed to do the Eiffel Tower just for ####s and giggles if it was indeed a MMF. After a short 10 minute drive we pulled up to the address and parked across the street. The two of us gave each other a high five and then we composed ourselves as we walked to the door. He rang the doorbell and after a few moments we heard footsteps and the door slowly opened....

TO B:E: CONTINU:E:D
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You are able to drive?

 
'Kev4029 said:
'Henry Ford said:
'Kev4029 said:
'dparker713 said:
Someone post a recap of the BS he posted on the other board.
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He went bareback ATM on a fugly Filipino chick and posted a few pics. Probably asking too much but he should have included an ### penny.
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I'm really hoping "bareback ATM" doesn't mean what I think it does.
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Means exactly what you think.
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Right-o. Off to buy stock in a company that makes penicillin. Thanks for the stories, No. 16, and good luck!
 
'Yankee23Fan said:
'dparker713 said:
Someone post a recap of the BS he posted on the other board.
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They met the chicks. Niether will be pin up material. After a night of board games and adult beverages - but not too many because drinking and driving are wrong, they all decided that two separate groups of two would be better to enjoy the rest of the night. Our hero played some MMA style games with his as she was a big fan of those types of events and once they finished two rounds he started to leave. She told him the only way he was allowed to leave was through the back door. He didn't understand why that was such a requirement as he had already gone through the front door to get in and it made him feel uncomfortable. But she promised that it was nothing weird and he just had to leave through the back door, so he did and she thanked him. There was no kiss goodnight so it doesn't look like this will be anything that leads to a long term relationship.
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Nice summary! :thumbup: Forgot to mention he documented the enjoyable evening with some snapshots for his scrapbook.
 
I have a tip for our young naive friend. Next time you encounter a woman that wants/lets you go rawdog during the first encounter, those are exactly the women you can absolutely not have any genital contact without protection. HTH.

 
'dparker713 said:
I have a tip for our young naive friend. Next time you encounter a woman that wants/lets you go rawdog during the first encounter, those are exactly the women you can absolutely not have any genital contact without protection. HTH.
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Oof, no kidding. Although I'm sure No. 16 is special and she's NEVER done that with any other guys before. Or at least not over 100 guys. Hopefully. Right?
 
'comfortably numb said:
So how does the conversation go when you decide to bust out your camera phone?
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Funny story. I had left my phone downstairs. I told her I wanted to take some pictures as a memento. She said ok as long as I get her phone too so she could have some. Of course I replied so I went downstairs and came back....with only my phone. She still was down to take pictures and video too! I forgot to add. I left without intending to get her number, but then she asked if I could text her. So I have her number, but have yet to text her. What's the play?
 
'No. 16 said:
'comfortably numb said:
So how does the conversation go when you decide to bust out your camera phone?
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Funny story. I had left my phone downstairs. I told her I wanted to take some pictures as a memento. She said ok as long as I get her phone too so she could have some. Of course I replied so I went downstairs and came back....with only my phone. She still was down to take pictures and video too! I forgot to add. I left without intending to get her number, but then she asked if I could text her. So I have her number, but have yet to text her. What's the play?
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The play?Don't forget this place LINK

 
'No. 16 said:
'comfortably numb said:
So how does the conversation go when you decide to bust out your camera phone?
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Funny story. I had left my phone downstairs. I told her I wanted to take some pictures as a memento. She said ok as long as I get her phone too so she could have some. Of course I replied so I went downstairs and came back....with only my phone. She still was down to take pictures and video too! I forgot to add. I left without intending to get her number, but then she asked if I could text her. So I have her number, but have yet to text her. What's the play?
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Open by asking her which herpes medications she prefers.
 
'No. 16 said:
I forgot to add. I left without intending to get her number, but then she asked if I could text her. So I have her number, but have yet to text her. What's the play?
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Text her and tell her that you have herpes, but since you aren't having a breakout she's probably okay. You'll probably be able to tell by her reaction how in danger you are of having caught an STD from her butt.
 
'dparker713 said:
'No. 16 said:
'comfortably numb said:
So how does the conversation go when you decide to bust out your camera phone?
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Funny story. I had left my phone downstairs. I told her I wanted to take some pictures as a memento. She said ok as long as I get her phone too so she could have some. Of course I replied so I went downstairs and came back....with only my phone. She still was down to take pictures and video too! I forgot to add. I left without intending to get her number, but then she asked if I could text her. So I have her number, but have yet to text her. What's the play?
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Open by asking her which herpes medications she prefers.
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:thumbup:
 
'No. 16 said:
'comfortably numb said:
So how does the conversation go when you decide to bust out your camera phone?
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Funny story. I had left my phone downstairs. I told her I wanted to take some pictures as a memento. She said ok as long as I get her phone too so she could have some. Of course I replied so I went downstairs and came back....with only my phone. She still was down to take pictures and video too! I forgot to add. I left without intending to get her number, but then she asked if I could text her. So I have her number, but have yet to text her. What's the play?
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Tell her you're giving it a month, and if your #### doesn't fall off, you'd love to come by again and play Chutes and Ladders.
 
Mr. Phelps, I see you've listed "dabut" under your hobbies?

Yeah, that's "da butt. I like tennis too"

[/Ladies Man]

 
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