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McGarnicle
Footballguy
What kind of farm do you have
Angry Beavers
Footballguy
What difference does it make? What kind of odds can i get on my action?
Be patient. It takes time to make up a REALLY good story.
xulf
Footballguy
Kirk and Picard together on the big screen will have to do. Butterfly in the sky. I can go twice as high. Take a look...
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Cawdor
Footballguy
Thought this might not make 100 pages. I have a feeling its not going to have a problem now.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
I wanted to hear about your farm while we wait for the update.
IvanKaramazov
Footballguy
This is a pretty good guess. Makes sense.
xulf
Footballguy
Update/spoiler - kirk and picard freed themselves from the nexus and saved the day.
Angry Beavers
Footballguy
I could make up a story about my farm but it is not going to be nearly as entertaining as what I hope is an epic conclusion. I will work on it for you
bierfiend
Footballguy
Was the nexus banging a hooka bareback?
McGarnicle
Footballguy
If you could include quality grass-fed beef that you butcher onsite, freeze and sell by the 1/4 cow, that would be great. TIA
phatdawg
Footballguy
Crap. I've got a busy day at work tomorrow and you're going to give an update. I guess I'm not getting as much done tomorrow as I thought.Stayed tuned. DO NOT miss the next update.Text 2:1Phone call 3:1He proposed 9:1They had sex 16:1Rusty gave him oral 17:1you texted her?
Rick James
Footballguy
can't wait to hear how he's finally over her!
Ned
Footballguy
I think the editors rejected this chapter so it's back to square 1.
comfortably numb
Footballguy
Those odds have to be higher for that to happen12:1 she comes clean about everything and begs him to take her backStayed tuned. DO NOT miss the next update.Text 2:1Phone call 3:1He proposed 9:1They had sex 16:1Rusty gave him oral 17:1you texted her?
JNox3
Footballguy
I thought Bucky and No 16 were the same guy?
Don't do this bull####.Stayed tuned. DO NOT miss the next update.Text 2:1Phone call 3:1He proposed 9:1They had sex 16:1Rusty gave him oral 17:1you texted her?
Henry Ford
Footballguy
My actual guess:
Ex calls No. 16 crying and tells him that PT has refused to let her get her stuff and is being abusive toward her, and No. 16 goes down to "help" get her stuff, getting arrested in the process. Turns out she's lying about the abusiveness in order to get No. 16 to feel sorry for her and take her back, and he will now be facing charges. Someone want to set odds on that?
Ex calls No. 16 crying and tells him that PT has refused to let her get her stuff and is being abusive toward her, and No. 16 goes down to "help" get her stuff, getting arrested in the process. Turns out she's lying about the abusiveness in order to get No. 16 to feel sorry for her and take her back, and he will now be facing charges. Someone want to set odds on that?
JNox3
Footballguy
I think his wishes are your wishes.He wishes that he were me.I thought Bucky and No 16 were the same guy?
comfortably numb
Footballguy
That involves quite a few parameters to hit, almost like a parlay where all 3-4 things need to hit.45:1
Quit writing the story for him. Let him do the work and earn his own accolades.
Henry Ford
Footballguy
You're absolutely right. My apologies.
bushdocda
Footballguy
I am guessing she pulled him back in over the weekend which initially made 16 stoked. But at some point her horse#### finally got to him after 8 months of FFA pointing it out and he turned the tables. I think he played it cool and maybe even hit it and then left her and her tv at the hotel they stayed at. Perhaps bc she copped to her own STD which is why she avoided the sechs previously.
Either that or the HI girl and Coralyssa are pregnant and 16 is going to support both as his own.
Either that or the HI girl and Coralyssa are pregnant and 16 is going to support both as his own.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Okay I've got one. He invites her over to "talk things through". As soon as she walks through the door, he gives her a nice open-handed slap to the back of the head, almost knocking her to the floor, then says "That's for cheating on me. Want some more? Now get your skank ### the #### out my sight and I swear to God you better not EVER call or text me again unless you wanna walk with a limp." Opens the door, pushes her out, cracks a beer and puts on Sportscenter. Realizes she dropped her purse, opens the door to find her slumped on the ground crying. Opens the purse and dumps the contents on her head, then throws the empty purse at her face, says "Later, trick" and goes back inside.
1000 to 1? Put me down for 50 cents. Hell, you never know.
1000 to 1? Put me down for 50 cents. Hell, you never know.
*sigh* I give up. No 16 sat back and threw out the bait, posting about an upcoming update, knowing the fools in the FFA would generate a hundred ideas from which he could pick and choose the best parts. And I'll be damned if you aren't all falling for it. The only thing that is sure to be in the update is a bit of this post and a bit of that post. He's not even going to have to work for it.
bushdocda
Footballguy
Oh. Well at least I didn't give him any ideas for Rusty.
Angry Beavers
Footballguy
What if "farm" is merely a euphamism for the call girl ring that I run and operate and that NO. 16 visited during the course of this thread?
Controller
Footballguy
The Crying Game?
comfortably numb
Footballguy
We're trying to stick to suggestions of things that haven't been mentioned 47 times.HTHMaybe Hawaiian coke chick showed back up with a swollen stomach.
Dvorak
Footballguy
Rusty's injury took a bad turn and he died.Distraught, 16 drops a Molly at the funeral and proposes. Coralyssa accepts, pending STD tests.Both tests turn up clean, but Coralyssa's reveals she is pregnant.16 buys her story that she had some of his sperm frozen from before they broke up and that she had herself impregnated with it. Because other than her lying and cheating, she's really honest & trustworthy.We're trying to stick to suggestions of things that haven't been mentioned 47 times.HTHMaybe Hawaiian coke chick showed back up with a swollen stomach.
That would explain why the Beavers are Angry.What if "farm" is merely a euphamism for the call girl ring that I run and operate and that NO. 16 visited during the course of this thread?
comfortably numb
Footballguy
Rusty's injury took a bad turn and he died. 150,000:1Distraught, 16 drops a Molly at the funeral and proposes. 12:1We're trying to stick to suggestions of things that haven't been mentioned 47 times.HTHMaybe Hawaiian coke chick showed back up with a swollen stomach.
Coralyssa accepts, pending STD tests. 33:1
Both tests turn up clean, but Coralyssa's reveals she is pregnant. 6:1
16 buys her story that she had some of his sperm frozen from before they broke up and that she had herself impregnated with it. Because other than her lying and cheating, she's really honest & trustworthy. 2:1
comfortably numb
Footballguy
66:1
identikit
Footballguy
Love this.Rusty's injury took a bad turn and he died.Distraught, 16 drops a Molly at the funeral and proposes. Coralyssa accepts, pending STD tests.Both tests turn up clean, but Coralyssa's reveals she is pregnant.16 buys her story that she had some of his sperm frozen from before they broke up and that she had herself impregnated with it. Because other than her lying and cheating, she's really honest & trustworthy.We're trying to stick to suggestions of things that haven't been mentioned 47 times.HTHMaybe Hawaiian coke chick showed back up with a swollen stomach.
ditka...mike ditka
Footballguy
I hope you aren't nearly as jealous in your "real life" relationships as you seem to be of No. 16 and the attention he gets here.He wishes that he were me.I thought Bucky and No 16 were the same guy?
ditka...mike ditka
Footballguy
This is the equivilent of posting stuff like "I can't believe she did that" on facebook, and then when someone asks "what" saying "ill text you about it later"Don't do this bull####.Stayed tuned. DO NOT miss the next update.Text 2:1Phone call 3:1He proposed 9:1They had sex 16:1Rusty gave him oral 17:1you texted her?
Zow
Footballguy
The way he has laid this out with the guessing game here (suggesting he is likely proud of his latest actions and wants to milk it) obviously means she initiated contact with him, probably because her SoCal trip hit a snag, and he basically told her to F off. Which followed by her making empty promises he thinks will come true.
Maybe instead of spanish classes, you should learn how to type faster.
comfortably numb
Footballguy
Probably the main reason I can't stand FB"My life SUCKS!@!@!@!""hey, whats up, everything OK?""I don't want to talk about it"This is the equivilent of posting stuff like "I can't believe she did that" on facebook, and then when someone asks "what" saying "ill text you about it later"Don't do this bull####.Stayed tuned. DO NOT miss the next update.Text 2:1Phone call 3:1He proposed 9:1They had sex 16:1Rusty gave him oral 17:1you texted her?
comfortably numb
Footballguy
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