"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yo (1 Viewer)

[Hipple Long Ware & Peete]

First: thanks for an entertaining thread, you are a good sport. Kudos on tapping that ###.Going to this party is going to be a punch in the gut (for both of you), but its probably necessary. As many friends as you have together you are going to run into each other. You still have feelings for her and she still has feelings for you. I'd bet more than 50/50 that somewhere down the road you will tap the ex's azzz again, but it won't be the same. One thing for certain, HI coke slinger or personal trainer will not be the person either of you end up with. They are simply ships passing in the night, distractions to help both of you get apart from each other.

Pretty much my thoughts exactly. About HI, I'm planning to call or tomorrow or Monday and tell her that I'm not looking for a relationship, yadda yadda.I know it might end all possible booty calls, but I would feel bad stringing a single mom, albeit a coke dealing one, just for sex. If she's down to continue as good times/booty call I'll ride it hard. If not at least my concscience is clear.Anyone see any other downside to letting her know? FFA entertainment aside.

Bad idea. Just play aloof and don't give her any indica of wanting a relationship. When you tell them "i don't want a relationship' they take it as 'you assume that I do" etc. I think just keeping it casual is the best call, and leaves open the possibility of more ###.

 

[No. 16]

Sounds good. Will just play it by ear with HI. Let's see what tomorrow brings.

 

[PeterSam]

I know this goes against the "no dating" rule, but what if he shows up with the coke-dealing HI chick? No. 16 would that show up the ex? Which one is hotter?

That would be bold.The FFA demands this.

I dunno . . . Ex just got back from Hawaii with her new man, and then HI blabs about her abandoned kids in Hawaii . . .

Great point. Very hi risk maneuver . IF HI is hotter then X 16 wins but if HI blabs about her two kids and the one on the way, not so much so.

The ex is hotter/more beautiful than HI. HI has a great body, slighty more ### than the ex but her face can't compete.What I did find funny was that a new lady friend I have bern hanging out with lately told me the ex asked to be her friend on facebook even though they have never met. So she has been keeping tabs on me, even while she ####### another dude on what was our anniversary vacation.

I'll be ok seeing the ex. It's a large group so I don't have to be alone with her at any point unless she initiates it.

It doesn't matter who you rate as hotter. What's in play here are your ex's insecurities. Does your ex have issues with a certain aspect of her body that would obviously contrast with HI, e.g. small breasts versus HI's large ones? Fears of getting old while HI is a lot younger. Etc.Your ex is fancying the idea that she's moved on to better things, so it will grate on her to perceive that you've done the same, especially when those "better things" include things that she feels/fears are better than her.

 

[Guster]

I love how No. 16 posts asking for advice, the whole FFA somehow actually agrees on something for once and tells him what is net move should be, and then he spends the next couple of hours defending why the opposite is true

I appreciate the entertainment and you've found a way to make it work for you, so

 

[flranger]

Why not go to the party and excuse yourself early, noting that you have other commitments? Seems that would be a good way to show your respects while still dipping out before it could get ugly. Assuming alcohol will be involved, and if is to get ugly it will be late at the party, not early.

Not sure you care about this, but I'd suspect the ex would be awful curious.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Don't bother telling HI about not wanting a relationship. Useless conversation. Just be a man, bang her if you want. Stop worrying about her being a single mom.

Going to that party is gonna suck. Don't drink too much and leave early.

 

[EYLive]

Sounds good. Will just play it by ear with HI. Let's see what tomorrow brings.

Smash it and more Good job, homie.

 

[The Hank]

I'm pretty new here. If someone will PM me whatever e is I won't ever ask again.

Seconded, I too would like to see 'em and have no clue where to look.

 

[PeterSam]

I'm pretty new here. If someone will PM me whatever e is I won't ever ask again.

Seconded, I too would like to see 'em and have no clue where to look.

One does not simply walk into Mordor...

 

[Rick James]

eagerly awaiting update

 

[xulf]

How was sleeping with the ex?

 

[Arizona Ron]

Can someone give me cliff's on this thread?

 

[Rick James]

Can someone give me cliff's on this thread?

-No.16 engaged to GF of 7 years, she calls it off-finds out there's another dude...a personal trainer

-lots of No.16 being miserable, everyone telling him to get out there and get a slumpbuster

-No.16 finds a Hawaiin at a club and they hit it off

-turns out she has two kids and slings coke; everyone tells him to tap it anyway

-No.16 spends like $200 on a date w/ her, she vomits at the end of the date and doesn't want to have sex

-No.16 finds out his ex is taking a trip to Hawaii (was supposed to be w/ him) and bringing new guy along. Is pissed.

-finally sleeps w/ hawaiin coke dealer

-yesterday, supposed to see the EX at a birthday dinner for a mutual friend. Awaiting update

 

[comfortably numb]

Can someone give me cliff's on this thread?

-No.16 engaged to GF of 7 years, she calls it off-finds out there's another dude...a personal trainer

-lots of No.16 being miserable, everyone telling him to get out there and get a slumpbuster

-No.16 finds a Hawaiin at a club and they hit it off

-turns out she has two kids and slings coke; everyone tells him to tap it anyway

-No.16 spends like $200 on a date w/ her, she vomits at the end of the date and doesn't want to have sex

-No.16 finds out his ex is taking a trip to Hawaii (was supposed to be w/ him) and bringing new guy along. Is pissed.

-finally sleeps w/ hawaiin coke dealer

-yesterday, supposed to see the EX at a birthday dinner for a mutual friend. Awaiting update

you forgot, No.16 is Asian

 

[GroveDiesel]

Can someone give me cliff's on this thread?

-No.16 engaged to GF of 7 years, she calls it off-finds out there's another dude...a personal trainer

-lots of No.16 being miserable, everyone telling him to get out there and get a slumpbuster

-No.16 finds a Hawaiin at a club and they hit it off

-turns out she has two kids and slings coke; everyone tells him to tap it anyway

-No.16 spends like $200 on a date w/ her, she vomits at the end of the date and doesn't want to have sex

-No.16 finds out his ex is taking a trip to Hawaii (was supposed to be w/ him) and bringing new guy along. Is pissed.

-finally sleeps w/ hawaiin coke dealer

-yesterday, supposed to see the EX at a birthday dinner for a mutual friend. Awaiting update

You missed where he went to a wedding that the ex was at, got drunk and caused a scene.

 

[gianmarco]

Can someone give me cliff's on this thread?

-No.16 engaged to GF of 7 years, she calls it off-finds out there's another dude...a personal trainer

-lots of No.16 being miserable, everyone telling him to get out there and get a slumpbuster

-No.16 finds a Hawaiin at a club and they hit it off

-turns out she has two kids and slings coke; everyone tells him to tap it anyway

-No.16 spends like $200 on a date w/ her, she vomits at the end of the date and doesn't want to have sex

-No.16 finds out his ex is taking a trip to Hawaii (was supposed to be w/ him) and bringing new guy along. Is pissed.

-finally sleeps w/ hawaiin coke dealer

-yesterday, supposed to see the EX at a birthday dinner for a mutual friend. Awaiting update

you forgot, No.16 is Asian

Or the fact that No. 16 is going to be a father soon and may have his penis fall off in the next few months.

 

[IvanKaramazov]

Can someone give me cliff's on this thread?

-No.16 engaged to GF of 7 years, she calls it off-finds out there's another dude...a personal trainer

-lots of No.16 being miserable, everyone telling him to get out there and get a slumpbuster

-No.16 finds a Hawaiin at a club and they hit it off

-turns out she has two kids and slings coke; everyone tells him to tap it anyway

-No.16 spends like $200 on a date w/ her, she vomits at the end of the date and doesn't want to have sex

-No.16 finds out his ex is taking a trip to Hawaii (was supposed to be w/ him) and bringing new guy along. Is pissed.

-finally sleeps w/ hawaiin coke dealer

-yesterday, supposed to see the EX at a birthday dinner for a mutual friend. Awaiting update

you forgot, No.16 is Asian

Or the fact that No. 16 is going to be a father soon and may have his penis fall off in the next few months.

He also left out the whole subplot about EG and his adventures in Catholicism.

 

[Arizona Ron]

Holy crap, how did I miss this thread.

 

[Rick James]

damn I did miss the wedding thing...what page is that?

 

[PeterSam]

damn I did miss the wedding thing...what page is that?

There's a thread-specific search box at the top right of every thread. You're welcome.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Nobody got that Black Giant Penis = BGP?

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh.

 

[No. 16]

So yesterday was the birthday dinner. It was actually fairly uneventful. It was a group of only 6 because there were a few flakers. Not as big as I would hope. We were cordial to each other. Greeted each other and that's about it. We had one exchange as we were leaving the restaurant to go back to my friends place. She was drunk already. She tried holding my hand and then put her arms around my waist saying, "Smile! Don't want it to be akward with our friends." I don't really know what I said or did (I just know I didn't smile because I'm not doing what you tell me

#####), but then in her drunken state she just went off, started talking to the girls in the group, and that was it for the rest of the night because as soon as we got to my friends place she was passed out. I then spent the rest of the evening drinking with my friends.

It was kinda weird seeing her again. When I first saw her I was kind of kicking myself about how I could lose someone who was pretty hot. However, as the night wore on I started to see some of her imperfections especially compared to HI in the body department: shorter legs, flatter ###, body isn't as tight. Her face is still beautiful, but overall she didn't seem so hot anymore to me. Can definitely do just as good and likely better. Plus, I remember how ####### annoying she is when she's drunk.

So hopefully that's the last I see her for a while. The next time I'll see her for sure is at a wedding in June. What's funny is the friend that is getting married is the one who threw the party where the ex and I first met. The friend (a girl) even told me that night that the ex had a BF, but I swooped in anyways just like personal trainer did to me. So what comes around goes around.

Just glad the night went smoothly and I even though some feelings popped up, I also realized she's not as great as I used to think when I was in love with her.

 

[Angry Beavers]

the party is far too convenient.

...

 

[No. 16]

the party is far too convenient. ...

All true my friend. Sadly all true.

 

[Socrates11]

So yesterday was the birthday dinner. It was actually fairly uneventful. It was a group of only 6 because there were a few flakers. Not as big as I would hope. We were cordial to each other. Greeted each other and that's about it. We had one exchange as we were leaving the restaurant to go back to my friends place. She was drunk already. She tried holding my hand and then put her arms around my waist saying, "Smile! Don't want it to be akward with our friends." I don't really know what I said or did (I just know I didn't smile because I'm not doing what you tell me

#####), but then in her drunken state she just went off, started talking to the girls in the group, and that was it for the rest of the night because as soon as we got to my friends place she was passed out. I then spent the rest of the evening drinking with my friends.

It was kinda weird seeing her again. When I first saw her I was kind of kicking myself about how I could lose someone who was pretty hot. However, as the night wore on I started to see some of her imperfections especially compared to HI in the body department: shorter legs, flatter ###, body isn't as tight. Her face is still beautiful, but overall she didn't seem so hot anymore to me. Can definitely do just as good and likely better. Plus, I remember how ####### annoying she is when she's drunk.

So hopefully that's the last I see her for a while. The next time I'll see her for sure is at a wedding in June. What's funny is the friend that is getting married is the one who

threw the party where the ex and I first met. The friend (a girl) even told me that night that the ex had a BF, but I swooped in anyways just like personal trainer did to me. So what comes around goes around.

Just glad the night went smoothly and I even though some feelings popped up, I also realized she's not as great as I used to think when I was in love with her.

No matter how hot a chick is, someone somewhere is sick of her ####

 

[Angry Beavers]

the party is far too convenient. ...

All true my friend. Sadly all true.

update on dinner?

 

[No. 16]

the party is far too convenient. ...

All true my friend. Sadly all true.

update on dinner?

Right before your fishing post. Sorry nothing eventful.

 

[Angry Beavers]

Time to commence operation "Find a super hot date for a June Wedding" as soon as the dating season is over, preferably someone that does not think taking her to a wedding as your date means she is marrying you anytime soon.

 

[cstu]

So yesterday was the birthday dinner. It was actually fairly uneventful. It was a group of only 6 because there were a few flakers. Not as big as I would hope. We were cordial to each other. Greeted each other and that's about it. We had one exchange as we were leaving the restaurant to go back to my friends place. She was drunk already. She tried holding my hand and then put her arms around my waist saying, "Smile! Don't want it to be akward with our friends." I don't really know what I said or did (I just know I didn't smile because I'm not doing what you tell me

#####), but then in her drunken state she just went off, started talking to the girls in the group, and that was it for the rest of the night because as soon as we got to my friends place she was passed out. I then spent the rest of the evening drinking with my friends.

It was kinda weird seeing her again. When I first saw her I was kind of kicking myself about how I could lose someone who was pretty hot. However, as the night wore on I started to see some of her imperfections especially compared to HI in the body department: shorter legs, flatter ###, body isn't as tight. Her face is still beautiful, but overall she didn't seem so hot anymore to me. Can definitely do just as good and likely better. Plus, I remember how ####### annoying she is when she's drunk.

So hopefully that's the last I see her for a while. The next time I'll see her for sure is at a wedding in June. What's funny is the friend that is getting married is the one who threw the party where the ex and I first met. The friend (a girl) even told me that night that the ex had a BF, but I swooped in anyways just like personal trainer did to me. So what comes around goes around.

Just glad the night went smoothly and I even though some feelings popped up, I also realized she's not as great as I used to think when I was in love with her.

Is it just the ones you know or do all Asian chicks have trouble holding their liquor?

 

[No. 16]

So yesterday was the birthday dinner. It was actually fairly uneventful. It was a group of only 6 because there were a few flakers. Not as big as I would hope. We were cordial to each other. Greeted each other and that's about it. We had one exchange as we were leaving the restaurant to go back to my friends place. She was drunk already. She tried holding my hand and then put her arms around my waist saying, "Smile! Don't want it to be akward with our friends." I don't really know what I said or did (I just know I didn't smile because I'm not doing what you tell me

#####), but then in her drunken state she just went off, started talking to the girls in the group, and that was it for the rest of the night because as soon as we got to my friends place she was passed out. I then spent the rest of the evening drinking with my friends.

It was kinda weird seeing her again. When I first saw her I was kind of kicking myself about how I could lose someone who was pretty hot. However, as the night wore on I started to see some of her imperfections especially compared to HI in the body department: shorter legs, flatter ###, body isn't as tight. Her face is still beautiful, but overall she didn't seem so hot anymore to me. Can definitely do just as good and likely better. Plus, I remember how ####### annoying she is when she's drunk.

So hopefully that's the last I see her for a while. The next time I'll see her for sure is at a wedding in June. What's funny is the friend that is getting married is the one who threw the party where the ex and I first met. The friend (a girl) even told me that night that the ex had a BF, but I swooped in anyways just like personal trainer did to me. So what comes around goes around.

Just glad the night went smoothly and I even though some feelings popped up, I also realized she's not as great as I used to think when I was in love with her.

Is it just the ones you know or do all Asian chicks have trouble holding their liquor?

Asian girls like to party?

 

[No. 16]

Time to commence operation "Find a super hot date for a June Wedding" as soon as the dating season is over, preferably someone that does not think taking her to a wedding as your date means she is marrying you anytime soon.

I was thinking of going solo and picking up a chick right in front of her.Again, we were invited together to the wedding. Don't think the hosts will be adding +1 for either of us since they already set the guest list.

 

[No. 16]

Time to commence operation "Find a super hot date for a June Wedding" as soon as the dating season is over, preferably someone that does not think taking her to a wedding as your date means she is marrying you anytime soon.

I was thinking of going solo and picking up a chick right in front of her.Again, we were invited together to the wedding. Don't think the hosts will be adding +1 for either of us since they already set the guest list.

She'll probably try to C-block you all night...

Well then I'll get her drunk, bang her, takes pics, and send them to personal trainer and :e:

 

[PeterSam]

Time to commence operation "Find a super hot date for a June Wedding" as soon as the dating season is over, preferably someone that does not think taking her to a wedding as your date means she is marrying you anytime soon.

I was thinking of going solo and picking up a chick right in front of her.Again, we were invited together to the wedding. Don't think the hosts will be adding +1 for either of us since they already set the guest list.

She'll probably try to C-block you all night...

Well then I'll get her drunk, bang her, takes pics, and send them to personal trainer and :e:

You're finally giving us something to pull for. BTW, send it to the trainer about two weeks later, and apologize for the fact that you just found out you got the herp, and you'd have used a condom if you'd known.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Time to commence operation "Find a super hot date for a June Wedding"

Take a dude. Tell everybody she turned you gay.

 

[PeterSam]

Time to commence operation "Find a super hot date for a June Wedding"

Take a dude. Tell everybody she turned you gay.

Hire a girl and tell her to follow your ex around all night "trying to be friendly" but annoying her and ruining her night. Meanwhile, go and score with someone else.

 

[Steve Tasker]

I heard there are good EG stories in here. I haven't read the last 12 or so pages. Can someone point me in the right direction? TIA.

 

[Socrates11]

Time to commence operation "Find a super hot date for a June Wedding"

Take a dude. Tell everybody she turned you gay.

Hire a girl and tell her to follow your ex around all night "trying to be friendly" but annoying her and ruining her night. Meanwhile, go and score with someone else hitting on her and attempt to pull the threesome, where you then take pictures and post them to :e: and send them to trainer guy.

fixed

 

[PeterSam]

Time to commence operation "Find a super hot date for a June Wedding"

Take a dude. Tell everybody she turned you gay.

Hire a girl and tell her to follow your ex around all night "trying to be friendly" but annoying her and ruining her night. Meanwhile, go and score with someone else hitting on her and attempt to pull the threesome, where you then take pictures and post them to :e: and send them to trainer guy.

fixed

:improved:Also have her ask for relationship advice though.

"You know how he is..."

 

[Fennis]

bang her best friend

update?

 

[No. 16]

bang her best friend

update?

Her best friend here is my best friends GF. So yah can't really do that.

 

[thayman]

So yesterday was the birthday dinner. It was actually fairly uneventful. It was a group of only 6 because there were a few flakers. Not as big as I would hope. We were cordial to each other. Greeted each other and that's about it. We had one exchange as we were leaving the restaurant to go back to my friends place. She was drunk already. She tried holding my hand and then put her arms around my waist saying, "Smile! Don't want it to be akward with our friends." I don't really know what I said or did (I just know I didn't smile because I'm not doing what you tell me#####), but then in her drunken state she just went off, started talking to the girls in the group, and that was it for the rest of the night because as soon as we got to my friends place she was passed out. I then spent the rest of the evening drinking with my friends.

It was kinda weird seeing her again. When I first saw her I was kind of kicking myself about how I could lose someone who was pretty hot. However, as the night wore on I started to see some of her imperfections especially compared to HI in the body department: shorter legs, flatter ###, body isn't as tight. Her face is still beautiful, but overall she didn't seem so hot anymore to me. Can definitely do just as good and likely better. Plus, I remember how ####### annoying she is when she's drunk.

So hopefully that's the last I see her for a while. The next time I'll see her for sure is at a wedding in June. What's funny is the friend that is getting married is the one who threw the party where the ex and I first met. The friend (a girl) even told me that night that the ex had a BF, but I swooped in anyways just like personal trainer did to me. So what comes around goes around.

Just glad the night went smoothly and I even though some feelings popped up, I also realized she's not as great as I used to think when I was in love with her.

That comment is telling. She is worried about what your mutual friends think, if you are feeling vindictive make a point to hang out with said mutual friends soon. Be sure they see how you are having a ball being single and you never realized how miserable you were with the ex.

 

[UniAlias]

bang her best friend

update?

Her best friend here is my best friends GF. So yah can't really do that.

Not with that attitude you can't.

 

[No. 16]

So yesterday was the birthday dinner. It was actually fairly uneventful. It was a group of only 6 because there were a few flakers. Not as big as I would hope. We were cordial to each other. Greeted each other and that's about it. We had one exchange as we were leaving the restaurant to go back to my friends place. She was drunk already. She tried holding my hand and then put her arms around my waist saying, "Smile! Don't want it to be akward with our friends." I don't really know what I said or did (I just know I didn't smile because I'm not doing what you tell me#####), but then in her drunken state she just went off, started talking to the girls in the group, and that was it for the rest of the night because as soon as we got to my friends place she was passed out. I then spent the rest of the evening drinking with my friends.

It was kinda weird seeing her again. When I first saw her I was kind of kicking myself about how I could lose someone who was pretty hot. However, as the night wore on I started to see some of her imperfections especially compared to HI in the body department: shorter legs, flatter ###, body isn't as tight. Her face is still beautiful, but overall she didn't seem so hot anymore to me. Can definitely do just as good and likely better. Plus, I remember how ####### annoying she is when she's drunk.

So hopefully that's the last I see her for a while. The next time I'll see her for sure is at a wedding in June. What's funny is the friend that is getting married is the one who threw the party where the ex and I first met. The friend (a girl) even told me that night that the ex had a BF, but I swooped in anyways just like personal trainer did to me. So what comes around goes around.

Just glad the night went smoothly and I even though some feelings popped up, I also realized she's not as great as I used to think when I was in love with her.

That comment is telling. She is worried about what your mutual friends think, if you are feeling vindictive make a point to hang out with said mutual friends soon. Be sure they see how you are having a ball being single and you never realized how miserable you were with the ex.

Can't really fool these mutual friends. The group was pretty much my best friend, his girlfriend, my brother, the ex, and one of their lady friends. So everyone there knows pretty much everything that is going on from both sides. Pretty sure she knows everyone thinks she did me dirty. It is what it is. She's still a ####in #####.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I heard there are good EG stories in here. I haven't read the last 12 or so pages. Can someone point me in the right direction? TIA.

I'm pretty sure you've already seen Black Giant Penis, so you're probably good.

 

[Gr00vus]

So yesterday was the birthday dinner. It was actually fairly uneventful. It was a group of only 6 because there were a few flakers. Not as big as I would hope. We were cordial to each other. Greeted each other and that's about it. We had one exchange as we were leaving the restaurant to go back to my friends place. She was drunk already. She tried holding my hand and then put her arms around my waist saying, "Smile! Don't want it to be akward with our friends." I don't really know what I said or did (I just know I didn't smile because I'm not doing what you tell me#####), but then in her drunken state she just went off, started talking to the girls in the group, and that was it for the rest of the night because as soon as we got to my friends place she was passed out. I then spent the rest of the evening drinking with my friends.

It was kinda weird seeing her again. When I first saw her I was kind of kicking myself about how I could lose someone who was pretty hot. However, as the night wore on I started to see some of her imperfections especially compared to HI in the body department: shorter legs, flatter ###, body isn't as tight. Her face is still beautiful, but overall she didn't seem so hot anymore to me. Can definitely do just as good and likely better. Plus, I remember how ####### annoying she is when she's drunk.

So hopefully that's the last I see her for a while. The next time I'll see her for sure is at a wedding in June. What's funny is the friend that is getting married is the one who threw the party where the ex and I first met. The friend (a girl) even told me that night that the ex had a BF, but I swooped in anyways just like personal trainer did to me. So what comes around goes around.

Just glad the night went smoothly and I even though some feelings popped up, I also realized she's not as great as I used to think when I was in love with her.

That comment is telling. She is worried about what your mutual friends think, if you are feeling vindictive make a point to hang out with said mutual friends soon. Be sure they see how you are having a ball being single and you never realized how miserable you were with the ex.

Can't really fool these mutual friends. The group was pretty much my best friend, his girlfriend, my brother, the ex, and one of their lady friends. So everyone there knows pretty much everything that is going on from both sides. Pretty sure she knows everyone thinks she did me dirty. It is what it is. She's still a ####in #####.

Yeah, don't play games, just live your life well. I'd ignore anything to do with the ex as much as possible. You've got better things to do with your time. If that involves these friends, great. If not, also great.

 

[coyote5]

Time to commence operation "Find a super hot date for a June Wedding" as soon as the dating season is over, preferably someone that does not think taking her to a wedding as your date means she is marrying you anytime soon.

I was thinking of going solo and picking up a chick right in front of her.Again, we were invited together to the wedding. Don't think the hosts will be adding +1 for either of us since they already set the guest list.

The wedding is 4 months away, pretty sure they can add two measly plates to the wedding dinner...

 

[Validation]

Time to commence operation "Find a super hot date for a June Wedding" as soon as the dating season is over, preferably someone that does not think taking her to a wedding as your date means she is marrying you anytime soon.

I was thinking of going solo and picking up a chick right in front of her.Again, we were invited together to the wedding. Don't think the hosts will be adding +1 for either of us since they already set the guest list.

She'll probably try to C-block you all night...

Well then I'll get her drunk, bang her, takes pics, and send them to personal trainer and :e:

Definitely to :e:. Don't send them to her personal trainer though you'll just look like a ####. Take satisfaction in knowing that you could though, and continue to bang her. And post pictures too obviously. It's gratifying.

 

[Steve Tasker]

I heard there are good EG stories in here. I haven't read the last 12 or so pages. Can someone point me in the right direction? TIA.

I'm pretty sure you've already seen Black Giant Penis, so you're probably good.

Too many to count.

 

[glock]

Time to commence operation "Find a super hot date for a June Wedding" as soon as the dating season is over, preferably someone that does not think taking her to a wedding as your date means she is marrying you anytime soon.

I was thinking of going solo and picking up a chick right in front of her.Again, we were invited together to the wedding. Don't think the hosts will be adding +1 for either of us since they already set the guest list.

I'd get my "please seat me at a different table than the beeyotch " request in sooner than later. The same table would definitely suck.

 

[No. 16]

Time to commence operation "Find a super hot date for a June Wedding" as soon as the dating season is over, preferably someone that does not think taking her to a wedding as your date means she is marrying you anytime soon.

I was thinking of going solo and picking up a chick right in front of her.Again, we were invited together to the wedding. Don't think the hosts will be adding +1 for either of us since they already set the guest list.

The wedding is 4 months away, pretty sure they can add two measly plates to the wedding dinner...

I'll have to talk to her about it, but if I were them I wouldn't. Why risk all the potential crazy at her wedding?