"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yo (2 Viewers)

[Dragons]

This is a great update, but I hope you're taking lessons from your buddy on how online dating is supposed to work. This was you being in the right place at the right time. If you're going to fully get over your ex, you'll need a lot more of these random women and you're going to have to do most of the grunt work yourself.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Heaven bid you disrespect a cheater.

Do what now?

 

[Ray Karpis]

can someone pm me what the other site is

ditto pls

Sent.

Can you pm me too please?

PM pls, thanks

Same here, thanks

Look at these names. It's like a who's who of pervert lurkers in here now.

Who are some of these guys?

 

[The Z Machine]

16, you engaged in some pretty risky behavior there. You don't even have an intoxication defense. Be careful, but don't take that to mean you shouldn't be aggressively pursuing these sorts of avenues.

 

[IvanKaramazov]

I'd love to check out the pics.

Don't be so sure about that.

 

[Steve Tasker]

16, you engaged in some pretty risky behavior there. You don't even have an intoxication defense. Be careful, but don't take that to mean you shouldn't be aggressively pursuing these sorts of avenues.

Bravo on "aggressively pursuing these sorts of avenues."

 

[No. 16]

This is a great update, but I hope you're taking lessons from your buddy on how online dating is supposed to work. This was you being in the right place at the right time. If you're going to fully get over your ex, you'll need a lot more of these random women and you're going to have to do most of the grunt work yourself.

Agreed.

 

[Zow]

100 pages of this? Really? You people must really miss woz.

He didn't go anywhere

 

[DA RAIDERS]

any burning yet?

blotchyness?

texts from corlyssa?

texts from ATM?

texts from rusty?

 

[EYLive]

A little disappointed we didnt get to see this girls face.

He said she was ugly. I figured that WAS the hairy cyclops's face.

 

[ditka...mike ditka]

A little disappointed we didnt get to see this girls face.

He said she was ugly. I figured that WAS the hairy cyclops's face.

I just threw up in my mouth

 

[sbonomo]

A little disappointed we didnt get to see this girls face.

He said she was ugly. I figured that WAS the hairy cyclops's face.

I just threw up in my mouth

Don't be too hard on him...the body looked fine...who hasn't had a slump buster at some point in their career.

 

[No. 16]

any burning yet? blotchyness? texts from corlyssa?texts from ATM?texts from rusty?

No.No.She doesn't have my number. Will probably fire one out today using GoogleVoice so she can have a fake number. She's allowed me to do too many naughty things, that I'm interested in seeing what else she'll let me do.Rusty is ok. No surgery in a cast for 6-8 weeks.

 

[comfortably numb]

What is ATM again?

 

[Zasada]

She doesn't have my number. Will probably fire one out today using GoogleVoice so she can have a fake number. She's allowed me to do too many naughty things, that I'm interested in seeing what else she'll let me do.

Maybe she'll let you pick up her herpes medication for her.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

any burning yet? blotchyness? texts from corlyssa?texts from ATM?texts from rusty?

No.No.She doesn't have my number. Will probably fire one out today using GoogleVoice so she can have a fake number. She's allowed me to do too many naughty things, that I'm interested in seeing what else she'll let me do.Rusty is ok. No surgery in a cast for 6-8 weeks.

interesting omission........at least i hope that 2nd no is to the blotchy question

 

[Keerock]

What is ATM again?

Think about the machine at your bank where you put in a card and it spits out money at you. Now imagine the slot where you put your card is a balloon knot, and your card is your penis. Oh, and once you've gotten your money, have your date swallow your bank card.nufced?

 

[dparker713]

What is ATM again?

(body part) To (body part)

 

[Dragons]

What is ATM again?

Think about the machine at your bank where you put in a card and it spits out money at you. Now imagine the slot where you put your card is a balloon knot, and your card is your penis. Oh, and once you've gotten your money, have your date swallow your bank card.nufced?

JHC

 

[comfortably numb]

What is ATM again?

Think about the machine at your bank where you put in a card and it spits out money at you. Now imagine the slot where you put your card is a balloon knot, and your card is your penis. Oh, and once you've gotten your money, have your date swallow your bank card.nufced?

:whoosh:ugh...hate when this happens, i feel like the kid whose pants fell down at school in the yard and doesn't realize it yet

 

[comfortably numb]

What is ATM again?

(body part) To (body part)

No we got it

 

[kentric]

Someone PM me the other site please.

 

[Keerock]

What is ATM again?

Think about the machine at your bank where you put in a card and it spits out money at you. Now imagine the slot where you put your card is a balloon knot, and your card is your penis. Oh, and once you've gotten your money, have your date swallow your bank card.nufced?

:whoosh:ugh...hate when this happens, i feel like the kid whose pants fell down at school in the yard and doesn't realize it yet

If you're married, maybe this will help...Remember that thing your wife let you try once before you were married, but it hurt? Well, do that, and then do that thing she used to pretend she liked doing, only to decide she really doesn't anymore now that you're married.

 

[Quint]

"You never go ATM!" ~ Dante Hicks

 

[comfortably numb]

What is ATM again?

Think about the machine at your bank where you put in a card and it spits out money at you. Now imagine the slot where you put your card is a balloon knot, and your card is your penis. Oh, and once you've gotten your money, have your date swallow your bank card.nufced?

:whoosh:ugh...hate when this happens, i feel like the kid whose pants fell down at school in the yard and doesn't realize it yet

If you're married, maybe this will help...Remember that thing your wife let you try once before you were married, but it hurt? Well, do that, and then do that thing she used to pretend she liked doing, only to decide she really doesn't anymore now that you're married.

 

[McGarnicle]

She doesn't have my number. Will probably fire one out today using GoogleVoice so she can have a fake number. She's allowed me to do too many naughty things, that I'm interested in seeing what else she'll let me do.

WE'RE GETTING VIDEO NEXT TIME!!!

 

[comfortably numb]

She doesn't have my number. Will probably fire one out today using GoogleVoice so she can have a fake number. She's allowed me to do too many naughty things, that I'm interested in seeing what else she'll let me do.

WE'RE GETTING VIDEO NEXT TIME!!!

There is video now

 

[TxBuckeye]

She doesn't have my number. Will probably fire one out today using GoogleVoice so she can have a fake number. She's allowed me to do too many naughty things, that I'm interested in seeing what else she'll let me do.

WE'RE GETTING VIDEO NEXT TIME!!!

There is video now

A Valtrex commercial doesn't count.

 

[Ray Karpis]

What is ATM again?

Think about the machine at your bank where you put in a card and it spits out money at you. Now imagine the slot where you put your card is a balloon knot, and your card is your penis. Oh, and once you've gotten your money, have your date swallow your bank card.nufced?

:whoosh:ugh...hate when this happens, i feel like the kid whose pants fell down at school in the yard and doesn't realize it yet

If you're married, maybe this will help...Remember that thing your wife let you try once before you were married, but it hurt? Well, do that, and then do that thing she used to pretend she liked doing, only to decide she really doesn't anymore now that you're married.

Spot on.

 

[comfortably numb]

What is ATM again?

Think about the machine at your bank where you put in a card and it spits out money at you. Now imagine the slot where you put your card is a balloon knot, and your card is your penis. Oh, and once you've gotten your money, have your date swallow your bank card.nufced?

:whoosh:ugh...hate when this happens, i feel like the kid whose pants fell down at school in the yard and doesn't realize it yet

If you're married, maybe this will help...Remember that thing your wife let you try once before you were married, but it hurt? Well, do that, and then do that thing she used to pretend she liked doing, only to decide she really doesn't anymore now that you're married.

Spot on.

He means sex, right?

 

[TxBuckeye]

Remember that thing your wife let you try once before you were married, but it hurt?

Treadmill?

Well, do that, and then do that thing she used to pretend she liked doing, only to decide she really doesn't anymore now that you're married.

Laundry? Cook?

 

[Ray Karpis]

Remember that thing your wife let you try once before you were married, but it hurt?

Treadmill?

Well, do that, and then do that thing she used to pretend she liked doing, only to decide she really doesn't anymore now that you're married.

Laundry? Cook?

This works, too.

 

[Ned]

What is ATM again?

Think about the machine at your bank where you put in a card and it spits out money at you. Now imagine the slot where you put your card is a balloon knot, and your card is your penis. Oh, and once you've gotten your money, have your date swallow your bank card.nufced?

:whoosh:ugh...hate when this happens, i feel like the kid whose pants fell down at school in the yard and doesn't realize it yet

If you're married, maybe this will help...Remember that thing your wife let you try once before you were married, but it hurt? Well, do that, and then do that thing she used to pretend she liked doing, only to decide she really doesn't anymore now that you're married.

 

[cstu]

"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, make sure you tell her about the herpes.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I took a shower and injected myself with chloramphenicol after reading that.

 

[Steve Tasker]

Sounds like this poor gal has even lower self-esteem than Rusty. Have you considered the fact that they may be soulmates?

 

[belljr]

What is ATM again?

Think about the machine at your bank where you put in a card and it spits out money at you. Now imagine the slot where you put your card is a balloon knot, and your card is your penis. Oh, and once you've gotten your money, have your date swallow your bank card.nufced?

:whoosh:ugh...hate when this happens, i feel like the kid whose pants fell down at school in the yard and doesn't realize it yet

If you're married, maybe this will help...Remember that thing your wife let you try once before you were married, but it hurt? Well, do that, and then do that thing she used to pretend she liked doing, only to decide she really doesn't anymore now that you're married.

 

[IvanKaramazov]

Sounds like this poor gal has even lower self-esteem than Rusty. Have you considered the fact that they may be soulmates?

A Rusty trombone reference definitely seems appropriate here.

 

[Thorn]

First time +Second time +Third time :( =

 

[identikit]

Sounds like this poor gal has even lower self-esteem than Rusty. Have you considered the fact that they may be soulmates?

A Rusty trombone reference definitely seems appropriate here.

 

[Bill Brasky]

If you're married, maybe this will help...Remember that thing your wife let you try once before you were married, but it hurt? Well, do that, and then do that thing she used to pretend she liked doing, only to decide she really doesn't anymore now that you're married.

 

[Nick Vermeil]

any burning yet?

blotchyness?

texts from corlyssa?

texts from ATM?

texts from rusty?

No.No.

She doesn't have my number. Will probably fire one out today using GoogleVoice so she can have a fake number. She's allowed me to do too many naughty things, that I'm interested in seeing what else she'll let me do.

Rusty is ok. No surgery in a cast for 6-8 weeks.

Hopefully wax her.

 

[gerome]

can someone pm me what the other site is

ditto pls

ditto ditto please

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

I took a shower and injected myself with chloramphenicol after reading that.

LETS TALK CHEMICAL ENGINEERING

 

[Zow]

Nice work.

 

[beercat]

can someone pm me what the other site is

ditto pls

ditto ditto please

this

 

[sbonomo]

Looks like the other site is open for busin:e:ss...I wonder how many new users will sign up in the next few weeks.

 

[IvanKaramazov]

I don't understand how it's possible that people don't know about the other site. I don't think I've ever posted there, but it sometimes provides essential backstory for dramas that play themselves out here. Like this one.

 

[dparker713]

I don't understand how it's possible that people don't know about the other site. I don't think I've ever posted there, but it sometimes provides essential backstory for dramas that play themselves out here. Like this one.

I know about it, but I can't really be bothered.

 

[ditka...mike ditka]

So is there still no contact with/from Alyssa at all?