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[Evilgrin 72]

Really sorry to hear about your dog, 16. That sucks. I know you must be super-bummed out. :awkwardihug:

In retrospect, I'm glad you didn't take those pictures. Imagine if you, made crazy by the lack of contact, took those pictures and mailed them to Alyssa right before you went on your trip - she went over to your house to make sure they were fake and found the dog dead in the backyard?

 

[Socrates11]

So death by snu-snu?

Poor little dog.

T&P No. 16.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

sorry about the dog dude.

be really nice, vulnerable and decisive and you will bone corlyssa one more time.

do it!

p.s. it's really lame you called her and she's rushing over. she's seen the dog once in 8 months, correct? but whatever, this is an opportunity to hit that #### one more time!

 

[Card Trader]

Hahaha this story gets more funny with each post. Solid work 16!

 

[IvanKaramazov]

p.s. it's really lame you called her and she's rushing over.

I almost asked earlier "Why did you call Alyssa about this?" but then I realized that I knew the answer already so there was no reason to ask.

 

[McGarnicle]

Hahaha this story gets more funny with each post. Solid work 16!

The death of a pet is funny? I'm guessing you don't have any?

 

[identikit]

p.s. it's really lame you called her and she's rushing over.

I almost asked earlier "Why did you call Alyssa about this?" but then I realized that I knew the answer already so there was no reason to ask.

Yep.That's why I laughed earlier. Wasn't about the dog's death. It was the phone call and Coralyssa running back to him.

 

[Ray Karpis]

I don't buy it.

Sudden reentry of the dog into the storyline seems a little too predictable. And who just let's their 5-year-old dog get plumbed all weekend by the parents' dogs?! Are none of the dogs neutered/spayed? You didn't kick the other dog off? You just let the dogs have casual sex all weekend? Bob Barker would be ashamed of you.

...seriously don't get any of this.

 

[IvanKaramazov]

Yeah, I feel bad for 16 upon the death of his dog, but all the sudden I'm being asked to process a bunch of new information and it's turning my whole world upside down. I never knew that 16 was living with his parents or that he had other dogs besides this one. Plus, there's the whole Alyssa-is-out-of-my-life-forever-but-I-need-to-call-her-about-the-dog thing that has me disappointed.

 

[boots11234]

It would be sick if you found pic's on you folks digital camera taken by the great Dane flipping the F-B-G hand signs.

All joking aside sorry about your dog.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

 

[sbonomo]

It would be sick if you found pic's on you folks digital camera taken by the great Dane flipping the F-B-G hand signs.

All joking aside sorry about your dog.

ouch...that is just wrong.....

 

[The Z Machine]

Time to give her the clap, bro. She deserves it.

 

[The Duff Man]

Pics on :e: or it didnt happen.

 

[TxBuckeye]

Hahaha this story gets more funny with each post. Solid work 16!

The death of a pet is funny? I'm guessing you don't have any?

I'm guessing it's more of a matter of him not believing a word of it.

 

[5Rings]

sorry for your loss. that's messed up.

hang in there, 16

 

[No. 16]

She came over. She cried. I gave her a shoulder to cry on. We cried. We delivered the remains to the animal hospital for cremation. Then we went our separate ways.

I'm now at home, bummed. Walking through the door I was hoping I'd see the dog at my feet barking to be picked up.

 

[Tabasco Red]

Sorry for your loss 16. Losing a pet sucks.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Anything worth reading in the last 40 pages?

 

[Tick]

Lotta confused people in this thread right now.

Sorry about the dog - 5 is too young for a dog to go.

 

[Abraham]

Anything worth reading in the last 40 pages?

Are you joking?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Anything worth reading in the last 40 pages?

Are you joking?

History tells me that's strongly discouraged here.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

So shes staying in the bay area even though you're an ATM man?

 

[ffjunk]

I guess you were wrong about your dog, it wasn't a lesbian.

 

[Ned]

Ignore all the ######## comments, 16. Sucks man.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

Sorry to hear your dog was raped to death by other dogs. Really and truly sorry for your loss but for whatever reason this latest twist (complete with you calling the ex) has me

 

[No. 16]

Really don't understand about the flak I'm getting for calling Alyssa about the dog.

She loved that dog so much. Alyssa picked the dog from the litter, raised her, and loved her all the time until earlier this year. She wanted the dog but couldn't take her where she lived and when she tried I to get the dog back I didn't want to give it up.

That's what makes me sad. That I the kept the dog from being with the person who loved her most in this world. She was treated well here with me, but still...

It's a decision I'll make 100x over and have no doubts about. If it were the other way around I'd hope she'd do the same for me.

 

[bushdocda]

Why was the dog being dog banged? Is that even remotely normal? I am in awe of this latest installment.

 

[McGarnicle]

Really don't understand about the flak I'm getting for calling Alyssa about the dog. She loved that dog so much. Alyssa picked the dog from the litter, raised her, and loved her all the time until earlier this year. She wanted the dog but couldn't take her where she lived and when she tried I to get the dog back I didn't want to give it up.That's what makes me sad. That I the kept the dog from being with the person who loved her most in this world. She was treated well here with me, but still...It's a decision I'll make 100x over and have no doubts about. If it were the other way around I'd hope she'd do the same for me.

Would've been better to wait for it all to play out before posting. Dog died, called ho, she came over and cried, took the corpse with her to the crematorium, I miss my dog, the end. You had to expect the responses you received based on your history with this woman. Though I don't get the assumptions of some that you made up the dog dying. Nothing I've seen would make me think you're a psychopath. Naive and misguided at times, sure, but lying about a dead pet would be incredibly ####ty.

 

[The Z Machine]

It wasn't so much that the ho was notified, it was the fact that YOU called her, and YOU were there for her to cry on. That's beyond beta, that's some gamma or delta #### right there.

1) You allowed her back in your life. You should have NO CONTACT with this woman under any circumstances. People are upset with you because you keep finding ways to let this slor-bag back into your life. She's a life sucking parasite. Erase her.

2) Not only did you let her back in your life, you allowed yourself to play the role that she wants. This woman deserves NOTHING from you. Not a shoulder, not an ounce of respect, not any emotional support whatsoever. You allowed, and I don't think I'm wrong in saying that you WANTED to be there for her. That's a problem.

3) There were any other number of ways to play this, and you chose the worst one for your long-term emotional health. That pretty much sums up every action you've taken since she started slobbering on another dude's ####. Have some self-respect, and stop respecting her. Your self-esteem and self-loathing is what needs the work here. Seek professional help. Counseling will do you some good.

 

[Bill Brasky]

She was treated well here with me, but still...

except for the whole raped to death part

 

[McGarnicle]

It wasn't so much that the ho was notified, it was the fact that YOU called her, and YOU were there for her to cry on. That's beyond beta, that's some gamma or delta #### right there.1) You allowed her back in your life. You should have NO CONTACT with this woman under any circumstances. People are upset with you because you keep finding ways to let this slor-bag back into your life. She's a life sucking parasite. Erase her.2) Not only did you let her back in your life, you allowed yourself to play the role that she wants. This woman deserves NOTHING from you. Not a shoulder, not an ounce of respect, not any emotional support whatsoever. You allowed, and I don't think I'm wrong in saying that you WANTED to be there for her. That's a problem.3) There were any other number of ways to play this, and you chose the worst one for your long-term emotional health. That pretty much sums up every action you've taken since she started slobbering on another dude's ####. Have some self-respect, and stop respecting her. Your self-esteem and self-loathing is what needs the work here. Seek professional help. Counseling will do you some good.

Their dog died, so I don't see an issue with it. But obviously now, there has to be closure and I'm assuming there is no reason for them to ever see each other again. Seemed like he was doing well, then this happened. Losing a dog is ####### horrific. I say cut him a little slack, then if he talks to her again, resume the crucifixion.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

Really don't understand about the flak I'm getting for calling Alyssa about the dog. She loved that dog so much. Alyssa picked the dog from the litter, raised her, and loved her all the time until earlier this year. She wanted the dog but couldn't take her where she lived and when she tried I to get the dog back I didn't want to give it up.That's what makes me sad. That I the kept the dog from being with the person who loved her most in this world. She was treated well here with me, but still...It's a decision I'll make 100x over and have no doubts about. If it were the other way around I'd hope she'd do the same for me.

I'm not knocking you for this and completely understand your actions. It's just funny. It's a twist straight out of a book.

 

[Frostillicus]

This could almost be a Bret Easton Ellis book.

 

[Guster]

seriously?

how did the dog die? was it old?

5 years old. She just fell and passed away.I was gone this weekend but apparently she was getting boned by our male dog all weekend.She seemed a little weak and I saw some clear fluid pools on the floor when I came home but I just attributed it to her getting worked over all weekend. My mom said she just saw her walking around, had just eaten some food, and then went outside and next thing you see is her dead. Tried cpr buy nothing.

Maybe it's just because I'm not a nurse, but how does one give a dog CPR?Is the bolded a Freudian slip?

 

[Monsieur Meursault]

seriously?

how did the dog die? was it old?

5 years old. She just fell and passed away.I was gone this weekend but apparently she was getting boned by our male dog all weekend.She seemed a little weak and I saw some clear fluid pools on the floor when I came home but I just attributed it to her getting worked over all weekend. My mom said she just saw her walking around, had just eaten some food, and then went outside and next thing you see is her dead. Tried cpr buy nothing.

Maybe it's just because I'm not a nurse, but how does one give a dog CPR?Is the bolded a Freudian slip?

Cup the snout with your hands, and breathe.

 

[Ray Karpis]

And who just let's their 5-year-old dog get plumbed all weekend by the parents' dogs?! Are none of the dogs neutered/spayed? You didn't kick the other dog off? You just let the dogs have casual sex all weekend?

Why was the dog being dog banged? Is that even remotely normal?

except for the whole raped to death part

We're waiting...

 

[Jojo the circus boy]

It wasn't so much that the ho was notified, it was the fact that YOU called her, and YOU were there for her to cry on. That's beyond beta, that's some gamma or delta #### right there.1) You allowed her back in your life. You should have NO CONTACT with this woman under any circumstances. People are upset with you because you keep finding ways to let this slor-bag back into your life. She's a life sucking parasite. Erase her.2) Not only did you let her back in your life, you allowed yourself to play the role that she wants. This woman deserves NOTHING from you. Not a shoulder, not an ounce of respect, not any emotional support whatsoever. You allowed, and I don't think I'm wrong in saying that you WANTED to be there for her. That's a problem.3) There were any other number of ways to play this, and you chose the worst one for your long-term emotional health. That pretty much sums up every action you've taken since she started slobbering on another dude's ####. Have some self-respect, and stop respecting her. Your self-esteem and self-loathing is what needs the work here. Seek professional help. Counseling will do you some good.

Nailed it.

 

[sbonomo]

seriously?

how did the dog die? was it old?

5 years old. She just fell and passed away.I was gone this weekend but apparently she was getting boned by our male dog all weekend.She seemed a little weak and I saw some clear fluid pools on the floor when I came home but I just attributed it to her getting worked over all weekend. My mom said she just saw her walking around, had just eaten some food, and then went outside and next thing you see is her dead. Tried cpr buy nothing.

Maybe it's just because I'm not a nurse, but how does one give a dog CPR?Is the bolded a Freudian slip?

Cup the snout with your hands, and breathe.

You tube this.....actually very effective.

 

[No. 16]

And who just let's their 5-year-old dog get plumbed all weekend by the parents' dogs?! Are none of the dogs neutered/spayed? You didn't kick the other dog off? You just let the dogs have casual sex all weekend?

Why was the dog being dog banged? Is that even remotely normal?

except for the whole raped to death part

We're waiting...

What's there to explain?It's nature.She was in heat, she let boy dog screw her.These two weren't spade or neutered. Not sure what's so hard to understand.

 

[flranger]

I can't stop laughing picturing this all weekend:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ghlIBH68Yw

Sorry about your dog dude, seriously.

 

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I can't stop laughing picturing this all weekend:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ghlIBH68YwSorry about your dog dude, seriously.

 

[TxBuckeye]

Maybe it's just because I'm not a nurse, but how does one give a dog CPR?

Cup the snout with your hands, and breathe.

I tried this. Just cupping the dog's snout and taking some deep breaths didn't really work that well. After smothering three dogs to death, I youtubed it. You should have been more specific that I was supposed to breath IN TO THE DOG'S SNOUT.

 

[jomar]

And who just let's their 5-year-old dog get plumbed all weekend by the parents' dogs?! Are none of the dogs neutered/spayed? You didn't kick the other dog off? You just let the dogs have casual sex all weekend?

Why was the dog being dog banged? Is that even remotely normal?

except for the whole raped to death part

We're waiting...

What's there to explain?It's nature.She was in heat, she let boy dog screw her.These two weren't spade or neutered. Not sure what's so hard to understand.

1. what kind of dogs do your parents have?2. why isn't your dog spayed?3. knowing your dog isn't spayed (and presumably your parents' male dogs are not fixed), why was she left alone to be raped by other dogs?

 

[IvanKaramazov]

You guys are missing the symbolism here. The dog symbolizes the love that Alyssa and No. 16 nurtured together. The intruding rapist dog is PT. His penis destroyed the thing that both of them cherished more than anything else, and now all that's left for them to do is mourn what they once had but can never recapture.

Hawthorne wasn't this good.

 

[jwb]

And who just let's their 5-year-old dog get plumbed all weekend by the parents' dogs?! Are none of the dogs neutered/spayed? You didn't kick the other dog off? You just let the dogs have casual sex all weekend?

Why was the dog being dog banged? Is that even remotely normal?

except for the whole raped to death part

We're waiting...

What's there to explain?It's nature.She was in heat, she let boy dog screw her.These two weren't spade or neutered. Not sure what's so hard to understand.

Is this cultural or something? Because this is really irresponsible dog ownership.

 

[No. 16]

And who just let's their 5-year-old dog get plumbed all weekend by the parents' dogs?! Are none of the dogs neutered/spayed? You didn't kick the other dog off? You just let the dogs have casual sex all weekend?

Why was the dog being dog banged? Is that even remotely normal?

except for the whole raped to death part

We're waiting...

What's there to explain?It's nature.She was in heat, she let boy dog screw her.These two weren't spade or neutered. Not sure what's so hard to understand.

1. what kind of dogs do your parents have?2. why isn't your dog spayed?3. knowing your dog isn't spayed (and presumably your parents' male dogs are not fixed), why was she left alone to be raped by other dogs?

#1) Shih-Tzu was doing the raping. Other dog is a female mutt.2/3) Alyssa wanted to breed the dog. Family just never got around to fixing the boy (barely a year old) and thought a Shih- Tzu-Yorkie mix would be nice pups.

 

[Ned]

You guys are missing the symbolism here. The dog symbolizes the love that Alyssa and No. 16 nurtured together. The intruding rapist dog is PT. His penis destroyed the thing that both of them cherished more than anything else, and now all that's left for them to do is mourn what they once had but can never recapture. Hawthorne wasn't this good.

And the mutt is Rusty.

 

[bushdocda]

So that poor dog was taken from its happy home and subjected to repeated bouts of force doggystyle all bc of your cheating Coralqueen and not taking Bon Barkers advice regarding responsible pet ownership.

Edit: I see your response regarding hoping to breed so I would like to retract my comment about not following Bob Barkers advice.

 

[Monsieur Meursault]

You guys are missing the symbolism here. The dog symbolizes the love that Alyssa and No. 16 nurtured together. The intruding rapist dog is PT. His penis destroyed the thing that both of them cherished more than anything else, and now all that's left for them to do is mourn what they once had but can never recapture. Hawthorne wasn't this good.

:bravo: