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If you were arrested today what would your friends and family assume you had done? (1 Viewer)
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ProstheticRGK
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Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free. At least, i hope that’s a cow and not a bull.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Breaking the jaw of someone that disparaged waffle fries.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Either that or Kiddie Porgnography
Waingro
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ShamrockPride
Footballguy
Beating off in a movie theater....probably
NSA) 
Doctor Detroit
Please remove your headgear
Criticizing the celebrity apprentice guy.
Sullie
Footballguy
Speeding I'm sure since I own two pretty quick vehicles.
True story - I was 18, I t-boned a car. There was a 2-way stop and I didn't see the stop sign because it was covered by a tree. Totally my fault, 100%. I forgot my driver's license. The police take me to the station since my car was totaled, they call my Mom and only say "we need you to get Sullie's driver's license and you need to pick up your son at the station here." My Mom comes charging into the station like a bull after a red hanky with pure DEATH in her eyes, pushes two police officers and says "what did you do?" Thinking it was drugs, shop lifting, a fight or God knows what she thought. For God's sake I was coming home from working my after school computer job! They said "relax, it's just a stop sign ticket. . . but he did total the car." She said, "oh thank God. . . wait, you totaled that Buick? But we've only had that car a week. . . wow. . . your Father's going to kill you!"
True story - I was 18, I t-boned a car. There was a 2-way stop and I didn't see the stop sign because it was covered by a tree. Totally my fault, 100%. I forgot my driver's license. The police take me to the station since my car was totaled, they call my Mom and only say "we need you to get Sullie's driver's license and you need to pick up your son at the station here." My Mom comes charging into the station like a bull after a red hanky with pure DEATH in her eyes, pushes two police officers and says "what did you do?" Thinking it was drugs, shop lifting, a fight or God knows what she thought. For God's sake I was coming home from working my after school computer job! They said "relax, it's just a stop sign ticket. . . but he did total the car." She said, "oh thank God. . . wait, you totaled that Buick? But we've only had that car a week. . . wow. . . your Father's going to kill you!"
NorvilleBarnes
Footballguy
Impersonating a sign language translator.
Judge Smails
Footballguy
Asian Massage bust...
Henry Ford
Footballguy
Contempt of court.
Phil Elliott
Footballguy
Telling the cop how ridiculous it is to issue a ticket for driving with bright lights on, when he said he was blinded by the lights but he still made a left turn in front of me.
wikkidpissah
Footballguy
like with sex, if you dont think this might be a felony, you're not doing it right...
Henry Ford
Footballguy
Henry Ford
Footballguy
Follow up: I actually think the people who know me would waffle between contempt of court and my potentiallly being a serial killer.
Henry Ford
Footballguy
The General
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Leroy Hoard
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Leroy Hoard
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Henry Ford
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Yankee23Fan
Fair Tax!
Finally told that one judge to do something anatomically impossible in open court.
Henry Ford
Footballguy
Oh, no, absolutely not. I'd be more of a Hannibal Lecter, killing the stupid and the impolite.
Chemical X
Footballguy
Money Laundering, Racketeering and violation of RICO.
NorvilleBarnes
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