I'm a Bachelor for 4ish days -- AMA (1 Viewer)

[nirad3]

Today is day two of four-ish of being a bachelor (sort of) again.  Wife and MIL took our kids (ages 7 and 5) to Flagstaff, Arizona until Thursday.  

They left yesterday just before I went to work.  I stopped at my local watering hole on my way home from work, had a couple brews (and plenty of water before I left) and got a pizza from Domino's.  Watched some Hard Knocks before passing out.

This morning was eerily quiet getting ready for work.  I have a FBG staff draft at 6pm tonight; I'll probably down a few beers.  Might go out for another couple after.

So, feel free to ask me anything.  Schtick highly encouraged.

 

[Al O'Pecia]

Will you close the door out of habit when you masturabate or leave it open since nobody is home?

 

[nirad3]

Will you close the door out of habit when you masturabate or leave it open since nobody is home?

I will close the door.  Don't want the dog to come in and stare at me.  

 

[JuniorGong]

There isn’t better pizza than Domino’s where you live?

 

[Al O'Pecia]

Which member of the FBG staff is most annoying during the draft?

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

I have no questions at this time, but I did just give you your 1,000th like, so I'd like to think we have a special bond now. Enjoy your week of leisure.  

 

[JuniorGong]

Don’t these usually go better when the OP sticks around to answer the questions?

 

[gianmarco]

I have no questions at this time, but I did just give you your 1,000th like, so I'd like to think we have a special bond now. Enjoy your week of leisure.  

You should have winked.

 

[Captain Cranks]

Bachelor implies ability to bang some skanks.  What's your intro line on Tinder?

 

[skol asylum]

You should have winked.

And bit his lip.

 

[NotSmart]

Al Bundy marathon?

 

[Osaurus]

Good on TP?

 

[Socrates11]

Are you sure you have enough lotion and tissues?

 

[gbill2004]

When do the prostitutes and cocaine arrive? 

 

[msudaisy26]

Do threads like this make you feel old? Last week I was out of town for work for 3 days and every day by 8 pm I was back in my room, watching T.V. or browsing this site and missing my family. I actually thought about starting one of these threads, but then I was like "Wow, when did I get so old?" Then I shut off the T.V. and went to bed.

 

[AAABatteries]

got a pizza from Domino's.

So, feel free to ask me anything.

Why do you hate your tastebuds and colon?

 

[ShamrockPride]

You should go full Lamar Odom. Get the complete experience.

 

[glumpy]

Don’t these usually go better when the OP sticks around to answer the questions?

Sounds like he might have answered this in advance:

I have a FBG staff draft at 6pm tonight; I'll probably down a few beers.  Might go out for another couple after.

 

[nirad3]

There isn’t better pizza than Domino’s where you live?

There is, but it's not $9 for something that'll feed me for 2 nights.  Currently re-heating the half I didn't eat last night whilest drinking beers and schooling these other FBG staffers in a draft. 

 

[nirad3]

What's for dinner?

Leftover pizza.  See above. 

 

[nirad3]

Which member of the FBG staff is most annoying during the draft?

David Dobbs. 

 

[nirad3]

Don’t these usually go better when the OP sticks around to answer the questions?

Mmm, had to drive home from work and a neighbor stopped by to chit-chat.  Then my draft started.  It's far enough along now where I can jump back in here.  My bad.  

 

[nirad3]

Bachelor implies ability to bang some skanks.  What's your intro line on Tinder?

ASL?

 

[nirad3]

Al Bundy marathon?

I do put my hand down my pants quite a bit. 

 

[nirad3]

Good on TP?

Hopefully.   I have a mondo duke brewin'.  

 

[nirad3]

Are you sure you have enough lotion and tissues?

Vaseline and socks.

 

[nirad3]

When do the prostitutes and cocaine arrive? 

Once I'm able to afford said luxuries.  

 

[nirad3]

Do threads like this make you feel old? Last week I was out of town for work for 3 days and every day by 8 pm I was back in my room, watching T.V. or browsing this site and missing my family. I actually thought about starting one of these threads, but then I was like "Wow, when did I get so old?" Then I shut off the T.V. and went to bed.

Yes.  I used to travel for work a bit and I usually took the opportunity to go out and sample local restaurants AND bars.  It quickly turned into restaurants only and I loved hanging out in my hotel room and FaceTiming my kids.  Just did that actually, it made me happier than anything.

 

[nirad3]

Why do you hate your tastebuds and colon?

I do not disagree with this.

 

[nirad3]

You should go full Lamar Odom. Get the complete experience.

See ya in a couple weeks.  

 

[nirad3]

Sounds like he might have answered this in advance:

I have a FBG staff draft at 6pm tonight; I'll probably down a few beers.  Might go out for another couple after.

On beer #4 and liking my team thus far.  

 

[skol asylum]

David Dobbs. 

Lou Dobbs' son?

 

[nirad3]

Lou Dobbs' son?

Guess you had to be there.    

There was a thread in the SP where some guy was bangin' hard on Dodds for something and kept calling him "David Dobbs".  

Who am I to talk, though, I used to mix up my "d's" and "b's" when I was a kid. 

 

[rockaction]

Is your underwear of the grape smuggler variety now that the wife is gone? 

I'd imagine it's great for support!  

 

[nirad3]

Is your underwear of the grape smuggler variety now that the wife is gone? 

I'd imagine it's great for support!  

Underwear?

 

[urbanhack]

hit the dispensary for some prerolls, dabs or vape pen?

 

[nirad3]

hit the dispensary for some prerolls, dabs or vape pen?

Biggest one in the state is right down the street, actually.  I may visit after work.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

When are you going to send out your T-shirt package?

 

[nirad3]

When are you going to send out your T-shirt package?

Today.  I went and got another shirt and some more schwaggg last night since I had nothing else to do

 

[rockaction]

Underwear?

Natch. Touche.  

 

[Tom Servo]

Vaseline and socks.

BTW, how many clean socks do you have left?

 

[doowain]

Will you close the door out of habit when you masturabate or leave it open since nobody is home?

Who cranks down in the bathroom when they are home alone?  LIVE YOUR LIFE MAN.

 

[nirad3]

BTW, how many clean socks do you have left?

My whole arsenal (minus what I wore yesterday and what I have on today) is clean.  I actually did laundry yesterday.  

 

[zoonation]

There is, but it's not $9 for something that'll feed me for 2 nights.  Currently re-heating the half I didn't eat last night whilest drinking beers and schooling these other FBG staffers in a draft. 

oof.

 

[nirad3]

oof.

I am a simple man.

Last day/night of freedom.  Leaving work early, grabbing a couple of local beers before a live in-person draft tonight.  Kids should be home sometime tonight but will probably be asleep by the time I get home :(   I may wake them up  

 

[IMAX 3D]

Discover any new actresses?