I'm about to be raided (1 Viewer)

[HeavyMatt04]

Who knew smoking low grade weed makes you paranoid?  

I'm sure your Boss that moved you to Texas from NYC would be damn proud of you. Yeah, there is no way you eff up this opportunity.

Or it's even real. 

 

[RokNRole]

Who knew smoking low grade weed makes you paranoid?  

I'm sure your Boss that moved you to Texas from NYC would be damn proud of you. Yeah, there is no way you eff up this opportunity.

He knows I smoke

i have smoked with him

its 2016

 

[RokNRole]

Or it's even real. 

It's real

and it's spectacular

 

[HeavyMatt04]

It's real

and it's spectacular

Future topic ideas --

"I think I'm being arrested, what should I do?" 

"Just had to fire myself, can I sue?"

 

[northern exposure]

Future topic ideas --

"I think I'm being arrested, what should I do?" 

"Just had to fire myself, can I sue?"

Or the inevitable "Fellas I've run out of topic ideas- Can you just give me some attention anyway?"

 

[offdee]

Lol at pan searing a steak. 

 

[HeavyMatt04]

Or the inevitable "Fellas I've run out of topic ideas- Can you just give me some attention anyway?"

"My girlfriend isn't real, is she just playing hard to get?" 

 

[Dickies]

So the landlord is conducting a routine property inspection.

Yea, he's being raided.

 

[RokNRole]

Yea, he's being raided.

I feel like the gestapo is stopping by

 

[cockroach]

You dirty Cockaroacha 

F**k you man.  Don't lump a turd pile like this in with me 

 

[Thorn]

Future topic ideas --

"I think I'm being arrested, what should I do?" 

"Just had to fire myself, can I sue?"

Future threads:

I have a problem.

Here are several reasonable solutions to your problem.

I can't/won't use those solutions.

[repeat]

 

[RokNRole]

Future threads:

I have a problem.

Here are several reasonable solutions to your problem.

I can't/won't use those solutions.

[repeat]

I did the scented candle suggestion

 

[Jayrod]

Congrats?

 

[Van Dyman]

Give the inspector a free vag monster t-shirt and everything will be fine.

 

[crnerblitz]

Go buy a case of condoms, open everyone of them throw wrappers everywhere. Dunk condoms in soapy milk water and apply throughout the apt. liberally.

i f any hint of K9 unit, dust living room carpet with Cayenne pepper.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

How's the raid going?

 

[RokNRole]

How's the raid going?

Not scheduled until tommorow.

Had to puff a bowl directly under the stove vent while I had some onions sautaying 

then i put it a scented candle under the ceiling fan

 

[mquinnjr]

Not scheduled until tommorow.

Had to puff a bowl directly under the stove vent while I had some onions sautaying 

then i put it a scented candle under the ceiling fan

Just glad to see you're being careful.

 

[RokNRole]

Just glad to see you're being careful.

Gotta stay one step ahead

i think Bruce Lee said that

 

[msommer]

Had to puff a bowl directly under the stove vent while I had some onions sautaying 

Thanks, I needed that

 

[NREC34]

Not scheduled until tommorow.

Had to puff a bowl directly under the stove vent while I had some onions sautaying 

then i put it a scented candle under the ceiling fan

You are addicted. 

Don't give me that BS that it's not addictive either. 

 

[RokNRole]

You are addicted. 

Don't give me that BS that it's not addictive either. 

I can switch to edibles any time I want

 

[kevzilla]

I got an email with yesterday with 24 hours notice. Said it's the lender that's doing the inspecting, and they won't know which units will be inspected until they get here.  

 

[msommer]

(from the munchies, obviously)

 

[RokNRole]

Today's the big day.

I covered my tracks.

I will have in update tonight.

 

[HeavyMatt04]

Today's the big day.

I covered my tracks.

I will have in update tonight.

Have fun storming the castle!

 

[=Smackdown=]

Rule number 5, never sell no (weed) where you rest at, I don't care if they want an ounce, tell 'em bounce. 

 

[jvdesigns2002]

I don't own a microwave

they turn food cancinogenic

So you drink to the point where you are drunk regularly,  and smoke a moderate amount of low grade weed--but you don't own a microwave because it's bad for you.    Okay. 

 

[Gustavo Fring]

ill also pan sear a steak.  That should all cover up the smell

Make sure it's low grade. 

 

[Buzzbait]

I can switch to edibles any time I want

So you could lay off for 24 hours until the inspection is over but decided it was better (i.e. necessary) to smoke by the stove vent?

Brilliant. Your self control and decision making here are both stellar.

 

[RokNRole]

So you drink to the point where you are drunk regularly,  and smoke a moderate amount of low grade weed--but you don't own a microwave because it's bad for you.    Okay. 

Gotta do what I can for my health

 

[RokNRole]

So you could lay off for 24 hours until the inspection is over but decided it was better (i.e. necessary) to smoke by the stove vent?

Brilliant. Your self control and decision making here are both stellar.

I wanted a buzz

im pretty sure the place doesn't smell

 

[top dog]

Do you live in HUD based housing?  My wife manages a bunch of HUD supsidized houseing and they do these type of inspections on their units.

 

[RokNRole]

So you drink to the point where you are drunk regularly,  and smoke a moderate amount of low grade weed--but you don't own a microwave because it's bad for you.    Okay. 

When did I say it was low grade weed?

 

[Grace Under Pressure]

Can't step outside anywhere? Role one up and go for a walk? 

 

[RokNRole]

Can't step outside anywhere? Role one up and go for a walk? 

Can't take the chance of the beighbors smelling it and complaining

 

[NutterButter]

When did I say it was low grade weed?

You seriously Clark?  Too much low grade weed.

 

[RokNRole]

You seriously Clark?  Too much low grade weed.

Oh the OP

its not really all that low grade

i don't think it is

 

[NutterButter]

Oh the OP

its not really all that low grade

i don't think it is

oh, i get, you just said it was low grade.  i do that all the time.

 

[RokNRole]

You seriously Clark?  Too much low grade weed.

Oh the OP

its not really all that low grade

i don't think it is

 

[msommer]

im pretty sure the place doesn't smell

My Link

 

[northern exposure]

Make sure it's low grade. 

Without a doubt. That's just the way he rolls!

 

[RokNRole]

Without a doubt. That's just the way he rolls!

Why buy high grade meet? It all turns in to poop in the end

 

[Dickies]

Can't take the chance of the beighbors smelling it and complaining

So you blow it out an exhaust vent that goes right outside your apartment?

 

[RokNRole]

So you blow it out an exhaust vent that goes right outside your apartment?

But nobody sees me.

 

[RokNRole]

Good news is I didn't get a call from the property manager or anything today so unless I come home to find an eviction notice on my door it looks like I'm in the clear.

thanks for the show of support guys!

 

[RokNRole]

Just got home

No eviction notice!

time to puff away

 

[mquinnjr]

Just got home

No eviction notice!

time to puff away

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F4qzPbcFiA

 

[kevzilla]

Yeah, nobody came by my place either.