I'm done. Seriously. Never again. (1 Viewer)

[Snoopy]

Bench pressing 300 pounds

 

[NCCommish]

Well I don't see myself doing anymore 4 day coke binges witha bevy of young, oversexed, topless dancers where our only caloric intake was OJ and vodka. Which I guess means no more coke off a dancers ### either. Oh well all things must pass. Good times though.

Tell me more

Long story. But it is pretty decent. It includes dancers, a rock band full of amateur partiers, lots of coke and a weekend that will give me something to smile about in my old age.

Well don't get into it on a boring Friday.

Working and can't really take the time to do it right.

 

[Tick]

I always wanted to skydive but I don't think that'll be happening.

Wanna go skydiving?

 

[Pumpnick]

work

 

[seahawk 17]

PSA:

If your girl is taking antibiotics, jimmy up.

 

[Quez]

I'm done smoking weed! I'm not a teenager anymore & have become much more mature. No more listening to rap music while smoking blunts with the fellas. Vape pens & oils are the future. It's time to grow up.

 

[Tick]

I turned 40 last year, and it was my last in open soccer leagues. Over 30s and above from now on.

 

[top dog]

Well I don't see myself doing anymore 4 day coke binges witha bevy of young, oversexed, topless dancers where our only caloric intake was OJ and vodka. Which I guess means no more coke off a dancers ### either. Oh well all things must pass. Good times though.

Tell me more

Long story. But it is pretty decent. It includes dancers, a rock band full of amateur partiers, lots of coke and a weekend that will give me something to smile about in my old age.

Well don't get into it on a boring Friday.

Working and can't really take the time to do it right.

To do it correctly you will need to chronicle what your wardrobe was that day and what you ate for breakfast in great detail.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

PSA:

If your girl is taking antibiotics, jimmy up.

Clamp your talons into some dirty crow?

 

[fantasycurse42]

Drinking heavily for more than a few days in a row. I'm in so much pain after a week of heavy drinking.

Starting tomorrow.

 

[NCCommish]

Well I don't see myself doing anymore 4 day coke binges witha bevy of young, oversexed, topless dancers where our only caloric intake was OJ and vodka. Which I guess means no more coke off a dancers ### either. Oh well all things must pass. Good times though.

Tell me more

Long story. But it is pretty decent. It includes dancers, a rock band full of amateur partiers, lots of coke and a weekend that will give me something to smile about in my old age.

Well don't get into it on a boring Friday.

Working and can't really take the time to do it right.

To do it correctly you will need to chronicle what your wardrobe was that day and what you ate for breakfast in great detail.

Actually I'm off next Friday and I promise I will tell the tale. Although I'll likely skip wardrobe and there wasn't much food eaten.

 

[NCCommish]

Fantasy Football. I had retired but the kids talked me into filling in their league. Since week 2 I have had to replace starters from the waiver wire almost every week. Last night lost Bell. Now I remember why I retired. I draft a decent team, I end up with most points scored against and players drop like flies. Both happening again this season. Done.

 

[Short Corner]

Roller coasters.

I'm 41 and I still love roller coasters. We go to a different park each year just to ride them.

Give it a couple years. We go to Disneyland every trip back to the states. Two years ago (42) that queasy feeling you get in your stomach started migrating to my head and stayed with me for about 10 minutes. My kid loves roller coasters so I bite the bullet. Not sure how I will hold up if we go to Magic Mountain one of these years though.

 

[doowain]

At 32, the one that really stands out to me is pulling an all nighter. In my twenties I didn't do it often, but when I did it didn't seem like a big deal. Did it last a couple years ago when I had a all night softball tourney and a 6 am tee time.

Was fun at the time, but took me like a week to recover. Never again.

You are 32? Why have I always assumed you were in your late 40s?

Because I probably spoke so maturely about relationships and relations with the opposite sex during my time on this board.

I'm sure that's it.

Yeah...definitely not it.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Roller coasters.

I'm 41 and I still love roller coasters. We go to a different park each year just to ride them.

Give it a couple years. We go to Disneyland every trip back to the states. Two years ago (42) that queasy feeling you get in your stomach started migrating to my head and stayed with me for about 10 minutes. My kid loves roller coasters so I bite the bullet. Not sure how I will hold up if we go to Magic Mountain one of these years though.

I don't know. My mom is in her 60's and still loves them.

 

[Short Corner]

dunking on a 10 foot rim has passed me by. I can still do it on a 9 foot but usually hurt myself in the process so even that is on the outs.

44 and hope to get this one more time. Need to drop some lbs first. 6'0 fwiw.

youtube it or it didn't happen

Seriously, 6'0 dude dunking at 44? Zero chance.

At my current weight, not likely but I like to think I have a non-zero chance. Trying to increase hip flexor mobility and get my squat to 315. The process is more important than the accomplishment at this point.

 

[Short Corner]

Roller coasters.

I'm 41 and I still love roller coasters. We go to a different park each year just to ride them.

Give it a couple years. We go to Disneyland every trip back to the states. Two years ago (42) that queasy feeling you get in your stomach started migrating to my head and stayed with me for about 10 minutes. My kid loves roller coasters so I bite the bullet. Not sure how I will hold up if we go to Magic Mountain one of these years though.

I don't know. My mom is in her 60's and still loves them.

You are luckier than I am. Don't take it for granted though. I don't think anything has made me feel older than realizing it wasn't really as fun as it used to be.

 

[Tick]

Roller coasters.

I'm 41 and I still love roller coasters. We go to a different park each year just to ride them.

Give it a couple years. We go to Disneyland every trip back to the states. Two years ago (42) that queasy feeling you get in your stomach started migrating to my head and stayed with me for about 10 minutes. My kid loves roller coasters so I bite the bullet. Not sure how I will hold up if we go to Magic Mountain one of these years though.

I think I hit that this year. I'm 41 (everyone here is), and I can now ride 2 roller coasters in a day. More than that and my head swims.

 

[grateful zed]

Fantasy Football. I had retired but the kids talked me into filling in their league. Since week 2 I have had to replace starters from the waiver wire almost every week. Last night lost Bell. Now I remember why I retired. I draft a decent team, I end up with most points scored against and players drop like flies. Both happening again this season. Done.

cool story

 

[Riversco]

You are all such delicate flowers. Except that fatguyinalittlecoat. He's a beast.

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

I always wanted to skydive but I don't think that'll be happening.

Don't understand this one. The first Prez Bush went skydiving at 90

 

[Short Corner]

You are all such delicate flowers. Except that fatguyinalittlecoat. He's a beast.

Your face is a delicate flower.

 

[jamny]

I always wanted to skydive but I don't think that'll be happening.

Don't understand this one. The first Prez Bush went skydiving at 90

It changed for me when I realized that I don't react well to high altitudes. Not a fear of heights but I get woozy at times. I was extremely light headed when we got to the top of Pikes Peak. I can only imagine passing out in the plane or during the actual jump. Not worth taking the chance, imo.

 

[TheIronSheik]

I will never make adjustments to any computer I own to help me make it faster, better, or install applications that help me get things free.

This is a combination of getting old and not keeping up with new technologies as well as having money to just buy things and not have to waste time. It's like when young people I work with start to tell me detailed plans of how to get music free or movies cheap. When I was young, I was all over that crap. Now I'm like, "It's 99 cents for a song. #### it. I'll just buy it."

 

[NCCommish]

Fantasy Football. I had retired but the kids talked me into filling in their league. Since week 2 I have had to replace starters from the waiver wire almost every week. Last night lost Bell. Now I remember why I retired. I draft a decent team, I end up with most points scored against and players drop like flies. Both happening again this season. Done.

cool story

Thanks