Judge Smails
Footballguy
Mons Venus set the standard. The rest are trying to get there..
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I'm in a strip club. On a Sunday. In DC. Please shoot me (1 Viewer)
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TheAristocrat
Footballguy
I'm going to have to try this sometime. I know it won't fly but it will be hilarious.
rockaction
Footballguy
That's Mass and McG was in SPFLD, most likely. Connecticut has always been topless only since at least as far bar as I turned 21, which was the early '90s.jon_mx said:
Unless, McG was in before then, then that's inaccurate. But he probably took the I-84 or I-91 or I-95 corridor to better places. Sometimes our memory fails us as to where we were and what we did.
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rockaction
Footballguy
Strong strip club scenes. Let's vote! San Diego, Providence, and SPFLD all have strong scenes, all places I've lived.
Yeah!
San Diego? They have strange rules and quite a few not very good ones. Providence was many years ago and the club in question is no longer there.
Baloney Sandwich
Footballguy
This hot little Dominican broad who works as a receptionist in my office is engaged to an older white lawyer dude. The Dominican has two kids so she is coming to the table with some baggage but I found out recently from another co-worker (a redhead that drinks every day at lunch and sells her ADD meds to pay for it) that the guy she is marrying has a young kid from a stripper he banged at Desire's in Providence. I mean, it doesn't surprise me that a guy banged a stripper in a club but who the #### doesn't wrap it up?
rockaction
Footballguy
San Diego/Vegas circuit is quite popular due to money/lap dances/military stuff. The talent out here is amazing, if not permissive.
San Diego had, back in the aughts, the most strip clubs per capita in the U.S. per a study I read about sex work while I was in law school.
No ####.
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Koya
Footballguy
And seriously, who cares about permissiveness in the club, proper. Well, at least those of us who don't much care for stein clubs.
Just get me the best talent. Enough dollars and/or piles of blow will get you far more play out of the club than in it anyway.
Or you could just find chicks with Jew fetishes like me. Either way, gimme more restrictions and hotter chicks, we can figure out the rest.
rockaction
Footballguy
Such wisdom. Any stripper that tells you she smokes weed does blow. Any stripper who admits to doing blow is likely a prostitute.
The rest takes care of itself.
James Daulton
Footballguy
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McGarnicle
Footballguy
I'm from Fairfield -- the places I went to were in Bridgeport, one called Ruby T's in a pretty rough area and the other was Scruples. '92-'93 timeframe.rockaction said:
rockaction
Footballguy
Oh, wow. I've been to Ruby T's. You're right. It is rough and fully nude. My bad. I remember now.
I'm laughing at myself for correcting a savant.
rockaction
Footballguy
Judge Smails
Footballguy
Zow
Footballguy
I must have gone to the wrong places then.
ASU students and maybe the best big city (Phoenix) value in the country. Some places were $5 a throw as of a few years ago. Bourbon St., etc.
I'm originally from Milford, CT and would say CT strip are average at best. Agree with Mcg that Mons sets the standard. Went down for 1999 UConn final 4. The night before championship, my buddies and I had to kick out E Saunders and A Mourning from Mons at 1am telling them to go to sleep.
Rick James
Footballguy
Atlanta
rockaction
Footballguy
The sadness of strip clubs are inherent, I'd think.
But that's just me. We can joke about hookers and blow, but it sucks, and is no way to live. Neither is sex work, nor being on a pole for a living. All of those things mute the joy in life, especially sex, an integral part of our physical selves in that which we partake. Commodity corrupts it.
Pardon me if that's too Christian, but that's what I've seen and believe.
eta* I'm agnostic, I just sense the inherent sadness in those places. So do #######s like the Bloodhound Gang. I mean -- The Lap Dance Is Much More Fun When The Stripper is Crying exists for a reason.
eta2* I lived around DC and worked there for four years. I can vouchsafe Koya's story. You walk up to the stage. There's a pole. You tip the stripper. It sucks, even as a strip club.
eta3* DC does have a go-go scene, however, and is renowned for it, IIRC.
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Foosball God
Foos
Aren't they all "no touching" wink, wink, nudge, nudge?
How dare you insinuate a life of drugs and casual sexual encounters is shallow and empty.
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Insoxicated
Platinum Plus (aka the Purple Church) in Memphis USED to be the standard, IMO.... sadly the weapons/drugs/prostitution offenses piled up and the feds shut them down. Girls would fly in from all over the country to work weekends there. Was in the golf industry at one point and senior executives for the major golf companies would make excuses to fly in.Judge Smails said:
Mons Venus is amazing as well, too, though.
Almost everyone confronts drugs and addiction at some point, that's not a requirement of any profession. Sex means different things to different people and people make their own choices. I'd personally avoid strippers that are high on coke, in the industry for the wrong reasons or are crying.
Rated-X The Mitchell Brothers has made it into my reading rotation and is a pretty good book so far. I think the sexual revolution our country went through in the 70s and 80s did more good for women (and men) that bad.
Statorama
Footballguy
Tip for you rookies: The closer a strip club is to an airport or military base, the skankier it is.
I was in one in Georgia where all six patrons looked like Merle Haggard and the strippers had a weird prisoner of war vibe. I wasn't drinking anything that had been poured or opened in that place.
I was in one in Georgia where all six patrons looked like Merle Haggard and the strippers had a weird prisoner of war vibe. I wasn't drinking anything that had been poured or opened in that place.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
In my experience, that rule is enforced pretty strictly. In clubs where it doesn't exist, I've been surprised by what they allow. Clubs are either no touching or lots of touching.
Foosball God
Foos
I always used to just ask the individual dancers if it was OK. I don't recall ever being told no.
