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I'm in a strip club. On a Sunday. In DC. Please shoot me (3 Viewers)

A bad strip club is still better than a lot of things you could be doing.

What are the rules in DC? Full nude? Spread? What's the lap dance situation? 

 
D.C. strippers prefer $2 bills or Sacagawea dollar coins.  You can thank me later.

 
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Scoresman said:
Are you one of those creepy guys who goes by themselves?
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No. I'm the guy that is a good soldier and falksnice with the girls while my friends spend hundreds on getting hard up. 

But I do have an odd ability to get strippers digits - real numbers at that.  Nothing like playing hard to get even if it ain't playing

 
McGarnicle said:
A bad strip club is still better than a lot of things you could be doing.

What are the rules in DC? Full nude? Spread? What's the lap dance situation? 
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DC clubs are either high end or ghetto, need to go to B-More for a good strip club around here.  I miss my San Antonio strip clubs, so much fun. :cry:

 
Koya said:
This. Is. Torture.  
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Try being the stripper trying to get a cheap skate to fork out a few bucks and is playing hard to get.

Just go sit in the car and listen to the AM radio until your buddies who are having a better time decide to stumble out to the car. 

Winning! 

 
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Ministry of Pain said:
Try being the stripper trying to get a cheap skate to fork out a few bucks and is playing hard to get.

Just go sit in the car and listen to the AM radio until your buddies who are having a better time decide to stumble out to the car. 

Winning! 
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Meh. I'll gladly throw some 20s if a gal sits to chat, I'm honest about my intentions and don't want to hold up their earning time.  Can I help it if I'm just so damned adorable that strippers love me?

 
Koya said:
Full nude no touch.  
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Connecticut used to be full nude also, and you could sit at the stage which was right around chest level. The girl would make her rounds and if you had a dollar in front of you, she'd give you a 2-3 minute dance which ended with her on her back or down on all fours, labia spread open for your viewing pleasure. Not sure if it's still like that. 

 
McGarnicle said:
Connecticut used to be full nude also, and you could sit at the stage which was right around chest level. The girl would make her rounds and if you had a dollar in front of you, she'd give you a 2-3 minute dance which ended with her on her back or down on all fours, labia spread open for your viewing pleasure. Not sure if it's still like that. 
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That's good value right there for a dollar.

 
McGarnicle said:
Connecticut used to be full nude also, and you could sit at the stage which was right around chest level. The girl would make her rounds and if you had a dollar in front of you, she'd give you a 2-3 minute dance which ended with her on her back or down on all fours, labia spread open for your viewing pleasure. Not sure if it's still like that. 
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I was in a strip club in Rhode Island that had booze, full nude, and touching.  

 
Coulda wrote a book back in the day.  Almost every state.  Haven't been to one in several years.  Have had them host at fantasy football drafts, golf tourneys, etc. 

Totally don't get the creeper dude coming by themselves comment.  I ain't goin there to small talk FBG's..

 
Baloney Sandwich said:
Yeah, that would be all of them.  

Providence, San Francisco and Scottsdale are all solid cities for strip clubs.
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According to my sources, Providence has clamped down on that type of stuff.

 
Baloney Sandwich said:
Yeah, that would be all of them.  

Providence, San Francisco and Scottsdale are all solid cities for strip clubs.
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huh... I've been to 3 total in my life. SF, Scottsdale and NYC. 

Mitchell Bros in SF... that they were nude was the least of what they were doing up there.

 
Thankfully I was not there too much longer.  Had I been, I'd be the proud owner of at least two sets of stripper digits.  Out of those two, one would have been the real thing.

It must be the nerdy jewy charm. 

PS - GO GIANTS MUTHA####AS!

 
El Floppo said:
huh... I've been to 3 total in my life. SF, Scottsdale and NYC. 

Mitchell Bros in SF... that they were nude was the least of what they were doing up there.
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I had a fully nude girl dry hump me while I was cupping her #### at Mitchell Brothers and that was just a standard private lapdance.  If I had been dumb and brought my debit card with me, I'm sure I could've done a lot more.  

 
Scoresman said:
I had a fully nude girl dry hump me while I was cupping her #### at Mitchell Brothers and that was just a standard private lapdance.  If I had been dumb and brought my debit card with me, I'm sure I could've done a lot more.  
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I prefer wet humping, personally.  Lot less friction.

 
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