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Important breakfast sandwich question (1 Viewer)

Do you

  • Eat it however you picked it up

    Votes: 24 16.2%
  • Eat the extra meaty side first

    Votes: 36 24.3%
  • Eat the no meat side first

    Votes: 8 5.4%
  • Stop and fix the meat first so the bacon is evenly distributed

    Votes: 78 52.7%
  • Other (please specify)

    Votes: 2 1.4%

  • Total voters
    148
Bagel is not a good BEC delivery device. Everything is sliding out every time you take a bite. Should be great, but the density of the exterior renders it a poor choice for bread. 

The answer is it doesn't matter. It's a freaking BEC and it is delicious any way you eat it.

 
What's with all this sliding? Does your breakfast sandwich not have MELTED cheese?  I prefer to redistribute but the melted cheese always ####s it up and I end up with big pockets of no cheese. It's all so annoying, just put it in the center, is that so difficult?

 
What's with all this sliding? Does your breakfast sandwich not have MELTED cheese?  I prefer to redistribute but the melted cheese always ####s it up and I end up with big pockets of no cheese. It's all so annoying, just put it in the center, is that so difficult?
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What kind of knucklehead orders bacon on a breakfast sandwich when sausage is the better and correct choice?

 
What kind of knucklehead orders bacon on a breakfast sandwich when sausage is the better and correct choice?
Yeah, I have to agree. Don't get me wrong, I love bacon, but on a breakfast sandwich sausage is the superior choice. 

I voted to manually redistribute the contents. Give me equal parts meat/cheese/bread in every bite 

 
bostonfred said:
Then the next #### gets even better.  Your mouth is like holy #### is that #####?  

And the anticipation builds.  

Then your last #### is like the ######## you wish you'd been ####ing the whole time, all ##### and a little bit of ###.  And that's the #### that lingers in your mouth until you have a sip of ######, so maybe you wait a little and just appreciate the ###### afterglow.

All you rearrangers are ruining the experience for yourselves.  

 
There's about 14 different makes of bread that come before a kaiser when it comes to what's right for a breakfast sandwich. There's a chance that even pllain white toast is better 
Along with hot dogs and burgers, a decent chunk of my living comes from selling breakfast sandwiches. Not that I'm an expert, just an observer of breakfast sandwich ordering habits and I'm fascinated by them.

Personally, as far as vehicles go, I like grilled texas toast, kaiser rolls, and pita bread. Personally, I have no interest in a breakfast sandwich on a biscuit or regular toast. Just not my thing. Toast and biscuit, though, make up at least 95% of our sandwich orders though (and I've tried like hell to offer, what I think are superior alternatives). People like what they like, and from what I've seen, very few have any interest in a sandwich on a kaiser roll. I don't get it, but it ain't up to me.

My two favorite breakfast sandwiches: Livermush/scrapple, egg, and cheese with Hatch green chile (XX hot) on a kaiser roll (cheese melted enough to anchor the chiles). Sausage, egg, and cheese on buttered, grilled texas toast with and grilled jalapenos and onions.

Either of those two sandwiches are pretty much perfect, imo. I've got a few customers that eat them and love them. But 99% of the customers would look at me like I have 4 heads even mentioning them.

 
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Return it for a better one and let your OCD flourish

ETA:  Enjoy the extra added sauce it will come with the 2nd time around.

 
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Pita bread??  GTFO.
Here's what we do, you take a 7" flat pita, butter and grill it of course. Go with bacon and sausage (both crumbled), grill some green peppers, onions, and mushrooms. Top that all with scrambled eggs and cheese (though one customer does prefer over easy on that, which I get). Put in the middle of the pita, fold, and eat like a big soft taco.

Got about 5 people that love it and get it all the time. 99% would never touch it.

But then we sell a boatload of bacon, egg, and cheese sandwiches on white toast. That doesn't disgust me or anything, but I'd never eat that on purpose. Maybe if it was a mismake, and I was absolutely starving. But that would only happen in the morning, and I wouldn't be starving by then. I wouldn't find it worth the time I'd waste to eat it.

 
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I started this poll for one reason. Sometimes I forget how stupid all of you are and need to remind myself that some of you can't even figure out how to eat a sandwich without help. 

 
Personally, when I've just ordered the sammich, I'm at my hungriest - I eat the meaty side first. If I save it for the end, I've already satisifed my hunger and it won't be as enjoyable.

 
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I started this poll for one reason. Sometimes I forget how stupid all of you are and need to remind myself that some of you can't even figure out how to eat a sandwich without help. 
Love it when guys ask idiot questions so the idiots don'y have to out themselves.

 
I started this poll for one reason. Sometimes I forget how stupid all of you are and need to remind myself that some of you can't even figure out how to eat a sandwich without help. 
You're the one eating the ####iest part first when you are the most hungry - there's two options better than yours.

 
McGarnicle said:
Go back into the place and throw the sandwich at them and scream "You expect me to eat this ####???? You vile mother####er!!!"
  Followed by "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?!?"

I asked my three kids who were sitting in the room with me and got two 'redistributes' and one 'eat it how you picked it up.' Which fits the kids personalities perfectly.

My normal breakfast sandwich is an Egg McMuffin, so you don't tend to get the meat off by that much.

 
I started this poll for one reason. Sometimes I forget how stupid all of you are and need to remind myself that some of you can't even figure out how to eat a sandwich without help. 
Maybe you should stick to bringing the FFA masses Reddit and imgur links.

 
Eat the falling off part first!!! It's like bag fries - better than it's supposed to be! And you can't wait either as something bad could happen.

Redistributing is missing out on heaven! It's like taking the bag fries and putting them in the fry container. You just missed out!

 
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OTHER:  Send it back and tell them to make the #### the correct way....then throw away the  sandwich you get back that's laden in spit and god knows what else.

 

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