Is it possible I am getting smaller? (1 Viewer)

[JAA]

Is it possible these life events are making me smaller? I have no baseline mind you, but just a sneaking suspicion.

Is this part of life?

 

[Please See Mine]

Stop comparing yourself to Kevin Pittsnoggle. HTH.

 

[KGB]

If you me down your pants, then yes.

Thats what happens when you lose your balls

 

[Clayton Gray]

If you me down your pants, then yes.

 

[PizzaDeliveryGuy]

If you me down your pants, then yes.

Things that make you go hmmmm.

 

[KGB]

If you me down your pants, then yes.

Things that make you go hmmmm.

 

[JAA]

If you me down your pants, then yes.

 

[Jimmy Johnson's Hairdresser]

Is it possible these life events are making me smaller? I have no baseline mind you, but just a sneaking suspicion.

Is this part of life?

Your body or mind?

 

[JAA]

Is it possible these life events are making me smaller?  I have no baseline mind you, but just a sneaking suspicion.

Is this part of life?

Your body or mind?

I think its pretty self-explanatory

 

[Buckychudd]

33 and two kids and I feel the same way.

I tend to think it's because my exposure to pr0n has increased exponentially since the introduction of broadband internet.....they pick those guys for a reason you know.

 

[Jimmy Johnson's Hairdresser]

Is it possible these life events are making me smaller?  I have no baseline mind you, but just a sneaking suspicion.

Is this part of life?

Your body or mind?

I think its pretty self-explanatory

Then yes it's possible, but unlikely if you are 30.

 

[Loan Sharks]

It's probably because your children are eating some of your food.

 

[GreedoShotFirst]

It's probably because your children are eating some of your food you.

fixed

 

[blenderfrog]

I think certain muscles atrophy after a couple of years of marriage, since they're not used nearly as much as during the single years.

Just my $.02.

at·ro·phy ( P ) Pronunciation Key (tr-f) n. pl. at·ro·phies

Pathology. A wasting or decrease in size of a body organ, tissue, or part owing to disease, injury, or lack of use: muscular atrophy of a person affected with paralysis.

A wasting away, deterioration, or diminution: intellectual atrophy.

I'm just sayin'

 

[Disco Stu]

You're not getting smaller. Your wife is just getting bigger.

Throwing a hot dog down a hallway or somesuch...

 

[JAA]

You're not getting smaller. Your wife is just getting bigger.

Throwing a hot dog down a hallway or somesuch...

So it would be an optical illusion of sorts?

 

[Disco Stu]

You're not getting smaller.  Your wife is just getting bigger.

Throwing a hot dog down a hallway or somesuch...

So it would be an optical illusion of sorts?

Yep. Like when you look at your hand from the palm side your index finger looks longer than your ring finger, but if you turn your hand over they look the same length.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Is it possible these life events are making me smaller? I have no baseline mind you, but just a sneaking suspicion.

Is this part of life?

Update?

 

[Henry Ford]

Is it possible these life events are making me smaller? I have no baseline mind you, but just a sneaking suspicion.

Is this part of life?

Update?

Sounds like this guy...

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might have a little problem
(⌐■_■)

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 

[fantasycurse42]

Is it possible these life events are making me smaller? I have no baseline mind you, but just a sneaking suspicion.

Is this part of life?

Update?

Sounds like this guy...

(•_•)


( •_•)>⌐■-■

might have a little problem
(⌐■_■)

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

First time I ever laughed at that.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Is it possible these life events are making me smaller? I have no baseline mind you, but just a sneaking suspicion.

Is this part of life?

Update?

Like a pork sausage link down an airplane runway?

 

[SacramentoBob]

Is it possible these life events are making me smaller? I have no baseline mind you, but just a sneaking suspicion.

Is this part of life?

Update?

This thread explains a lot.

:jaa:

 

[Parrothead]

does your condom slip off?