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I've Been the Master of my Domain for 2 Weeks (1 Viewer)

I'm trying to understand this alleged connection between you not ####### off and your wife being more pleasant and in a better mood.

Unpack this.

While on my camping trip out West a few weeks ago, I went 10 days at one point. Only thing I noticed was that I was extremely horny and looking for any chance I could to get in Mrs, Karpis' pantalones.

This whole "my #### is huge now" is a crock.
I'm constantly horny... My wife is very receptive to this. I've been nailing her almost daily to the point she is walking crooked. Since we are both very sexually satisfied, we have been in very good moods.

Additionally, my #### is def bigger without jerking off 2x a day and then mixing in sex. Besides the no masterbating thing, I've also lost about 30lbs (unrelated to not jerking off), in the last 6 months. I think this has also contributed to the larger penis.

 
I'm trying to understand this alleged connection between you not ####### off and your wife being more pleasant and in a better mood.

Unpack this.

While on my camping trip out West a few weeks ago, I went 10 days at one point. Only thing I noticed was that I was extremely horny and looking for any chance I could to get in Mrs, Karpis' pantalones.

This whole "my #### is huge now" is a crock.
I'm constantly horny... My wife is very receptive to this. I've been nailing her almost daily to the point she is walking crooked. Since we are both very sexually satisfied, we have been in very good moods.

Additionally, my #### is def bigger without jerking off 2x a day and then mixing in sex. Besides the no masterbating thing, I've also lost about 30lbs (unrelated to not jerking off), in the last 6 months. I think this has also contributed to the larger penis.
Yea, this is probably due to working out/exercise and weight loss... Here is a quote from the betterbodyjournal.com .... I'd post the article, but there is a health class like drawing of the penis, glands, and fat around the pelvic area, so I'll just give one quote from the article.

"How much bigger does your penis appear when you lose weight? That’s hard to say, because every man is different. But you can expect about 1 inch in visibility for every 30-50lbs lost. This was confirmed by Dr. Mehmet Oz on an appearance of the Oprah show (I don’t watch Oprah, but there aren’t many studies available on this subject so I had to turn to TV doctors.)"

I've honestly grown more than that, but I can prob attribute it to the weight loss.

 
Negatives:

  • Constantly horny... I'm eyeing almost every girl I see up and down bc I'm so horny
At the end of the day the benefits far outweigh the negatives and it isn't even close. It is just tough to actually start trying, but once you are in a rhythm it is easier to keep going.
How so? Do you learn to ignore that urge? Does it subside?

On rare occassions I've gone maybe a week without. I still remember instinctively undressing with my eyes about every female that crossed my path. Slave to my domain?

 
Negatives:

  • Constantly horny... I'm eyeing almost every girl I see up and down bc I'm so horny
At the end of the day the benefits far outweigh the negatives and it isn't even close. It is just tough to actually start trying, but once you are in a rhythm it is easier to keep going.
How so? Do you learn to ignore that urge? Does it subside?

On rare occassions I've gone maybe a week without. I still remember instinctively undressing with my eyes about every female that crossed my path. Slave to my domain?
This prob depends on the individual, especially if married. I couldn't do this if I was single (unless I was nailing strange semi-daily). The wife has to play a key role here too, teamwork!

We've gotten in the pattern of more sex, oral, etc... The one time I cheated, she was on the rag.

As long as we stay in our increased sex mode, I think I can keep this up.

 
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Meh...id murder someone. I'm raring to go all the time...maybe i have a problem
I love jerking off as much as the next guy...

All I'm saying is there appear to be a lot of benefits from not doing it. I think anyone who has gone an extended period of time without doing it (and there prob aren't too many under normal circumstances), would agree with that.

 
Meh...id murder someone. I'm raring to go all the time...maybe i have a problem
I love jerking off as much as the next guy...

All I'm saying is there appear to be a lot of benefits from not doing it. I think anyone who has gone an extended period of time without doing it (and there prob aren't too many under normal circumstances), would agree with that.
you misunderstood. I am not a regular but I'm so ready whenever that I don't find any difference if I did once that week or not. Maybe because it's not a common practice
 
eff it, I'd like to think I could go at least a week. Wife just started the . so I doubt I make it, but there's nothing to lose except pride. Who's in?

 
Meh...id murder someone. I'm raring to go all the time...maybe i have a problem
I love jerking off as much as the next guy...

All I'm saying is there appear to be a lot of benefits from not doing it. I think anyone who has gone an extended period of time without doing it (and there prob aren't too many under normal circumstances), would agree with that.
It is scientifically proven that there a many health benefits to masturbation. FWIW, by having less orgasms, you're hurting yourself. What you're posting here is a delusion.

 
Meh...id murder someone. I'm raring to go all the time...maybe i have a problem
I love jerking off as much as the next guy...

All I'm saying is there appear to be a lot of benefits from not doing it. I think anyone who has gone an extended period of time without doing it (and there prob aren't too many under normal circumstances), would agree with that.
It is scientifically proven that there a many health benefits to masturbation. FWIW, by having less orgasms, you're hurting yourself. What you're posting here is a delusion.
Okay, I'll chalk my increased sex life, happier wife, and more powerful erections as part of my delusion :shrug:

 
Since your "no beat off" policy is leading to better sex with your wife, which is basically the complete opposite of how it works for me, maybe it's all the $80 steaks you've been feasting on that is helping your performance too.

 
Since your "no beat off" policy is leading to better sex with your wife, which is basically the complete opposite of how it works for me, maybe it's all the $80 steaks you've been feasting on that is helping your performance too.
American Cut this week... Bone-in Pastrami smoked ribeye :thumbup:

I'll report back.

 
A little over 24 hours in. Already had my first random chub about an hour after sitting at my desk this morning. Tomorrow afternoonish is when my body will start to realize something is up.

 
fantasycurse42 said:
I've caved once in the last 3 weeks... Basically, rubbed one out in a 5 week stretch. I was at the gym a little over a week ago and this one girl in front of me where she bending over to touch her toes. She was wearing some loose fitting umbro like shorts and I kept seeing right up them, all she had on was a skimpy thong. Couldn't shake the image (nor did I want to) until I spanked one.
Surprised the older woman on the exercise bike didn't call the cops.

 
Buckychudd said:
fantasycurse42 said:
I've also lost about 30lbs (unrelated to not jerking off), in the last 6 months. I think this has also contributed to the larger penis.
Hate to break it to you, but pretty sure everything you mentioned is related to the weight loss not the no jerking off.
... and the fact that he is actually having sex with his wife instead of whacking off. If you are whacking off in lieu of having the Mrs. ride the baloney pony, then you have relationship problems. If I got a morning BJ from the Mrs. 2-3x a week and regular sex, I would not be whacking off. Unfortunately, my Mrs. is not with that program. :shrug:

 
fantasycurse42 said:
I've caved once in the last 3 weeks... Basically, rubbed one out in a 5 week stretch. I was at the gym a little over a week ago and this one girl in front of me where she bending over to touch her toes. She was wearing some loose fitting umbro like shorts and I kept seeing right up them, all she had on was a skimpy thong. Couldn't shake the image (nor did I want to) until I spanked one.
Surprised the older woman on the exercise bike didn't call the cops.
She straddled my face... Needed to whack one after that.

 
Huh? I thought this thread was about the wife and kids being out of town for 2 weeks. :shrug:

 
Buckychudd said:
fantasycurse42 said:
I've also lost about 30lbs (unrelated to not jerking off), in the last 6 months. I think this has also contributed to the larger penis.
Hate to break it to you, but pretty sure everything you mentioned is related to the weight loss not the no jerking off.
... and the fact that he is actually having sex with his wife instead of whacking off. If you are whacking off in lieu of having the Mrs. ride the baloney pony, then you have relationship problems. If I got a morning BJ from the Mrs. 2-3x a week and regular sex, I would not be whacking off. Unfortunately, my Mrs. is not with that program. :shrug:
:sadbanana: same here. between periods, yeast infections, and four kids under 12 at home... let's just say I'm the master of nothing other than bait.

 

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