Jerry Porter - How To Win Friends & Influence People (1 Viewer)

[Joe Bryant]

NOT Gold, Jerry...

For anyone still confused about whether WR Jerry Porter has improved his dark attitude around Raiders' headquarters, take note: The disgruntled former starter parked his vehicle in owner Al Davis' personal parking space on Wednesday, the space that's closest to the front door of the team facility.

J

 

[wannabee]

NOT Gold, Jerry...

For anyone still confused about whether WR Jerry Porter has improved his dark attitude around Raiders' headquarters, take note: The disgruntled former starter parked his vehicle in owner Al Davis' personal parking space on Wednesday, the space that's closest to the front door of the team facility.

J

Now, that is funny .... even for some of us trying to draft "value" late in drafts

 

[redman]

Jeez, he even runs the wrong routes from the parking lot?

 

[dickey moe]

What an ingrate.

 

[redman]

I hope (and expect) that Al had it towed.

Wow this is infantile!

 

[#@%&$!?]

NOT Gold, Jerry...

For anyone still confused about whether WR Jerry Porter has improved his dark attitude around Raiders' headquarters, take note: The disgruntled former starter parked his vehicle in owner Al Davis' personal parking space on Wednesday, the space that's closest to the front door of the team facility.

J

they're saying he did this on purpose or is just a moron?

 

[redman]

NOT Gold, Jerry...

For anyone still confused about whether WR Jerry Porter has improved his dark attitude around Raiders' headquarters, take note: The disgruntled former starter parked his vehicle in owner Al Davis' personal parking space on Wednesday, the space that's closest to the front door of the team facility.

J

they're saying he did this on purpose or is just a moron?

While the latter is undoubtedy true and an attractive choice, most children of 3 could manage to avoid Big Al's parking space I believe.

 

[Rushmore]

Great thread title.

 

[Bluestaples]

that is comedy gold!

 

[cantrell]

What's next, he'll put laxatives in the Gaterade on gameday? That way when the Raiders play like ####, they will actually play like ####.

 

[Delusions Of Adequacy]

Should.Not.Have.Traded.Gabriel.

 

[IM666]

I bet Porter does not even have a handicap sticker, *******.

 

[Raider Nation]

What's next, he'll put laxatives in the Gaterade on gameday?

My guess is that he puts on an old Jim Otto jersey, and wipes strawberry juice all over it.Nothing Porter does should shock anyone. He wants to be elsewhere.

 

[redman]

What's next, he'll put laxatives in the Gaterade on gameday?

My guess is that he puts on an old Jim Otto jersey, and wipes strawberry juice all over it.Nothing Porter does should shock anyone. He wants to be elsewhere.

So did Marcus Allen. Al Davis is the last guy you want to play this kind of game with because, as he's shown with Allen, the Cities of L.A., Oakland, and Irwindale, and the NFL, he will carry grudges into his business dealings and he knows how to play that game and win.

 

[Couch Potato]

Definitely lacking gruntlement, that boy.

 

[Raider Nation]

What's next, he'll put laxatives in the Gaterade on gameday?

My guess is that he puts on an old Jim Otto jersey, and wipes strawberry juice all over it.Nothing Porter does should shock anyone. He wants to be elsewhere.

So did Marcus Allen. Al Davis is the last guy you want to play this kind of game with because, as he's shown with Allen, the Cities of L.A., Oakland, and Irwindale, and the NFL, he will carry grudges into his business dealings and he knows how to play that game and win.

I think the mistake you're making is the supposition that Porter has a brain.

 

[massraider]

Wearing naughty T-shirts and stealing parking places. This is what you do when you have no leverage.

 

[joffer]

this is like Costanza putting on Babe Ruth's jersey and dragging the world series trophy around the parking lot.

 

[massraider]

this is like Costanza putting on Babe Ruth's jersey and dragging the world series trophy around the parking lot.

 

[Archie Bunker]

NOT Gold, Jerry...

For anyone still confused about whether WR Jerry Porter has improved his dark attitude around Raiders' headquarters, take note: The disgruntled former starter parked his vehicle in owner Al Davis' personal parking space on Wednesday, the space that's closest to the front door of the team facility.

J

Wasn't this a scene in "Office Space"? Maybe he'll get a promotion out of this.

 

[joffer]

NOT Gold, Jerry...

For anyone still confused about whether WR Jerry Porter has improved his dark attitude around Raiders' headquarters, take note: The disgruntled former starter parked his vehicle in owner Al Davis' personal parking space on Wednesday, the space that's closest to the front door of the team facility.

J

Wasn't this a scene in "Office Space"? Maybe he'll get a promotion out of this.

so Jerry, i see you've been missing a lot of practice lately....

 

[Bad_Mo]

What an ingrate.

Says the guy with the TO jersey as an avatar...

 

[gman8343]

Have a nice season, Jerry.

 

[zamboni]

Nothing Porter does should shock anyone. He wants to be elsewhere.

Yup - he got his coin. Not exactly much motivation left.

 

[JuniorNB]

Don't be surprised to see Porter suspended with a quickness.

 

[Archie Bunker]

Don't be surprised to see Porter suspended with a quickness.

Or an even faster union grievance.

 

[lod2005]

Don't be surprised if a bounty is put on Porter's head by Al and Art sends him across the middle to catch a pass.

 

[redman]

Don't be surprised to see Porter suspended with a quickness.

Al will certainly get his three game suspensions in, but he will let Porter rot on the end of the bench for the other 13 games this season.

 

[wraith5]

Wearing naughty T-shirts and stealing parking places. This is what you do when you have no leverage.

 

[zamboni]

Don't be surprised to see Porter suspended with a quickness.

Al will certainly get his three game suspensions in, but he will let Porter rot on the end of the bench for the other 13 games this season.

I don't know if Al would want to see all those millions of dollars he spent sitting on the bench.

 

[Gr00vus]

Al Davis is the last guy you want to play this kind of game with because, as he's shown with Allen, the Cities of L.A., Oakland, and Irwindale, and the NFL, he will carry grudges into his business dealings and he knows how to play that game and win.

Dude, have you seen Al Davis lately - I think he's lucky if he still knows how to breathe without assistance, let alone conduct "business." I figure that's why the rehired Art - he can do Al's anger/petulance/bat #### crazy antics for him so Al can spend most of his time getting his continuous formaldehyde transfusions.

 

[massraider]

Al Davis is the last guy you want to play this kind of game with because, as he's shown with Allen, the Cities of L.A., Oakland, and Irwindale, and the NFL, he will carry grudges into his business dealings and he knows how to play that game and win.

Dude, have you seen Al Davis lately - I think he's lucky if he still knows how to breathe without assistance, let alone conduct "business." I figure that's why the rehired Art - he can do Al's anger/petulance/bat #### crazy antics for him so Al can spend most of his time getting his continuous formaldehyde transfusions.

Excellent info here.

 

[cws3030]

Wearing naughty T-shirts and stealing parking places. This is what you do when you have no leverage.

 

[redman]

Al Davis is the last guy you want to play this kind of game with because, as he's shown with Allen, the Cities of L.A., Oakland, and Irwindale, and the NFL, he will carry grudges into his business dealings and he knows how to play that game and win.

Dude, have you seen Al Davis lately - I think he's lucky if he still knows how to breathe without assistance, let alone conduct "business." I figure that's why the rehired Art - he can do Al's anger/petulance/bat #### crazy antics for him so Al can spend most of his time getting his continuous formaldehyde transfusions.

He has nothing else in his life to get fired up over. This will become a "cause" for him and Porter will regret it.

 

[zamboni]

Wearing naughty T-shirts and stealing parking places. This is what you do when you have no leverage.

Since he already got paid, I don't think he cares about leverage. Cleavage maybe.

 

[massraider]

Wearing naughty T-shirts and stealing parking places. This is what you do when you have no leverage.

Since he already got paid, I don't think he cares about leverage. Cleavage maybe.

He wants out of town. He is under contract. He just signed a deal. They have other receivers. He has no leverage. Leverage doesn't apply to only contract negotiations. Happy to help.

 

[intrinsic]

next Porter will threaten to burn the building down if they dont give back his Swingline stapler

 

[Gr00vus]

Al Davis is the last guy you want to play this kind of game with because, as he's shown with Allen, the Cities of L.A., Oakland, and Irwindale, and the NFL, he will carry grudges into his business dealings and he knows how to play that game and win.

Dude, have you seen Al Davis lately - I think he's lucky if he still knows how to breathe without assistance, let alone conduct "business." I figure that's why the rehired Art - he can do Al's anger/petulance/bat #### crazy antics for him so Al can spend most of his time getting his continuous formaldehyde transfusions.

Excellent info here.

I'm only partially kidding. Do you honestly think Davis has much to do with running the football team at this point? I don't think he's got 2 brain cells left to rub together.

 

[redman]

Al Davis is the last guy you want to play this kind of game with because, as he's shown with Allen, the Cities of L.A., Oakland, and Irwindale, and the NFL, he will carry grudges into his business dealings and he knows how to play that game and win.

Dude, have you seen Al Davis lately - I think he's lucky if he still knows how to breathe without assistance, let alone conduct "business." I figure that's why the rehired Art - he can do Al's anger/petulance/bat #### crazy antics for him so Al can spend most of his time getting his continuous formaldehyde transfusions.

Excellent info here.

I'm only partially kidding. Do you honestly think Davis has much to do with running the football team at this point? I don't think he's got 2 brain cells left to rub together.

I think given the status of the front office and the coaching staff that his fingerprints are all over the place. He's going to hang onto control of that organization until they pry it from his cold, dead hands.

 

[Gr00vus]

Al Davis is the last guy you want to play this kind of game with because, as he's shown with Allen, the Cities of L.A., Oakland, and Irwindale, and the NFL, he will carry grudges into his business dealings and he knows how to play that game and win.

Dude, have you seen Al Davis lately - I think he's lucky if he still knows how to breathe without assistance, let alone conduct "business." I figure that's why the rehired Art - he can do Al's anger/petulance/bat #### crazy antics for him so Al can spend most of his time getting his continuous formaldehyde transfusions.

Excellent info here.

I'm only partially kidding. Do you honestly think Davis has much to do with running the football team at this point? I don't think he's got 2 brain cells left to rub together.

I think given the status of the front office and the coaching staff that his fingerprints are all over the place. He's going to hang onto control of that organization until they pry it from his cold, dead hands.

Leave it to you to characterize one senile old *******'s actions with a quote from another senile old *******. Now that you mention it, Davis still having input would explain much of the seemingly unexplicable that's been going down in oaktown......

 

[dlptown]

It would be nice to see a Branch for Porter deal materialize for both sides- I have Branch (11th round pick).

 

[BustedKnuckles]

Here`s what the RAIDER fans are saying on a raider board

http://mb20.scout.com/fraidersfansfrm1.sho...cID=23615.topic

foul language alert

 

[NoFBinLA]

Now, that is funny .... even for some of us trying to draft "value" late in drafts

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I bet Porter does not even have a handicap sticker, *******.

Are my favorite so far -- although I love the Office Space references too. This is awsomeness....

 

[Joe Bryant]

Al Davis is the last guy you want to play this kind of game with because, as he's shown with Allen, the Cities of L.A., Oakland, and Irwindale, and the NFL, he will carry grudges into his business dealings and he knows how to play that game and win.

Dude, have you seen Al Davis lately - I think he's lucky if he still knows how to breathe without assistance, let alone conduct "business." I figure that's why the rehired Art - he can do Al's anger/petulance/bat #### crazy antics for him so Al can spend most of his time getting his continuous formaldehyde transfusions.

Excellent info here.

I'm only partially kidding. Do you honestly think Davis has much to do with running the football team at this point? I don't think he's got 2 brain cells left to rub together.

Hi Groovus,I'm no Raider expert but Yes I think he has a lot to do with running the team still. He's physically fading fast but the interviews I've seen with him, he's mentally still as sharp as he was.J

 

[CalBear]

I'm no Raider expert but Yes I think he has a lot to do with running the team still. He's physically fading fast but the interviews I've seen with him, he's mentally still as sharp as he was.J

I just got disgusted in advance at the inevitable glowing "Al Davis career retrospective" ESPN will put out when he finally goes off to that Big Courtroom in the Sky to sue Jesus.

 

[massraider]

Pulled this off a Raider fans board:

the back there is a fire zone marked red inside the gates for the players and team personel to park across from the rear entrance and adjacent to the practice field. Visitors can park in front of the building and outside the gated area in the back. I have even seen people leaving with the team for away games park outside of the gated area.

Al does not drive. He is cheufered in his white stretch limo. Which incedently woould not fit in the space meontined in the article.

Every time I have been there Nnamdi's Mercedes has been parked in the spot in question. In fact I have parked right next to him.

Now, this poster might have no idea what he's talking about. But this story did originate at the San Fran Chronicle, from Nancy Gay, who is not a 'Raider hater' per se, but has proven to know nothing about the goings on around Raider land. Jerry MacDonald, from the Oakland Tribune, is generally the best.

According to other reports, Al hasn't driven in about 15 years.

There's plenty of stuff to laugh at my boys about, without made up crap.

 

[Joe Bryant]

I'm no Raider expert but Yes I think he has a lot to do with running the team still. He's physically fading fast but the interviews I've seen with him, he's mentally still as sharp as he was.J

I just got disgusted in advance at the inevitable glowing "Al Davis career retrospective" ESPN will put out when he finally goes off to that Big Courtroom in the Sky to sue Jesus.

When he passes on, you're right. It'll be huge. He shaped the NFL and helped make it what it is. So I'd say the hype will be justified there. Aside from that, he's been one of the most interesting guys in the game forever.J

 

[Couch Potato]

Al Davis is the last guy you want to play this kind of game with because, as he's shown with Allen, the Cities of L.A., Oakland, and Irwindale, and the NFL, he will carry grudges into his business dealings and he knows how to play that game and win.

Dude, have you seen Al Davis lately - I think he's lucky if he still knows how to breathe without assistance, let alone conduct "business." I figure that's why the rehired Art - he can do Al's anger/petulance/bat #### crazy antics for him so Al can spend most of his time getting his continuous formaldehyde transfusions.

Well, yes I have. And you don't want to mess with Emperor Al"I will now destroy you young Jedi Jerry."

 

[kaso]

Maybe the best parking spot in the lot is reserved for the 4th WR on the depth charts...

I dunno?

 

[BassNBrew]

Pulled this off a Raider fans board:

the back there is a fire zone marked red inside the gates for the players and team personel to park across from the rear entrance and adjacent to the practice field. Visitors can park in front of the building and outside the gated area in the back. I have even seen people leaving with the team for away games park outside of the gated area.

Al does not drive. He is cheufered in his white stretch limo. Which incedently woould not fit in the space meontined in the article.

Every time I have been there Nnamdi's Mercedes has been parked in the spot in question. In fact I have parked right next to him.

Now, this poster might have no idea what he's talking about. But this story did originate at the San Fran Chronicle, from Nancy Gay, who is not a 'Raider hater' per se, but has proven to know nothing about the goings on around Raider land. Jerry MacDonald, from the Oakland Tribune, is generally the best.

According to other reports, Al hasn't driven in about 15 years.

There's plenty of stuff to laugh at my boys about, without made up crap.

Crap...I changed my lineup based on J's news. If this turns out to be bogus I may need to make an adjustment.