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Most intelligent (and I use the term VERY loosely) cast member?a) Paulieb) Vinnyc) JennyDumbest cast member?a) Deenab) Snookiec) RonnieSitch and Sam are somewhere in between. They aren't exactly smart but they're not stupid either.
I would probably put Vinny slightly smarter than Paulie but hard to argue that ranking. :thumbup:
 
Most intelligent (and I use the term VERY loosely) cast member?a) Paulieb) Vinnyc) JennyDumbest cast member?a) Deenab) Snookiec) RonnieSitch and Sam are somewhere in between. They aren't exactly smart but they're not stupid either.
I would probably put Vinny slightly smarter than Paulie but hard to argue that ranking. :thumbup:
Vinny might be slightly "book" smarter, but Pauly has already parlayed this whole thing into a post Jersey Shore career. Hell, he went on tour with Britney Spears. Pauly off the charts more "street" smart or "business" smart
 
Most intelligent (and I use the term VERY loosely) cast member?a) Paulieb) Vinnyc) JennyDumbest cast member?a) Deenab) Snookiec) RonnieSitch and Sam are somewhere in between. They aren't exactly smart but they're not stupid either.
I would probably put Vinny slightly smarter than Paulie but hard to argue that ranking. :thumbup:
That isn't a ranking. It's a multiple choice.
 
I think Sitch actually seems smarter than he really is, but tough to disagree with those rankings. That bottom tier is a pretty close race, however. I think I'd rank Deena below Snookie as I think Snookie actually realizes she's stupid. I'm not so sure about Deena.

 
I think Sitch actually seems smarter than he really is, but tough to disagree with those rankings. That bottom tier is a pretty close race, however. I think I'd rank Deena below Snookie as I think Snookie actually realizes she's stupid. I'm not so sure about Deena.
Those aren't rankings. It's a multiple choice.
 
Most intelligent (and I use the term VERY loosely) cast member?a) Paulieb) Vinnyc) JennyDumbest cast member?a) Deenab) Snookiec) RonnieSitch and Sam are somewhere in between. They aren't exactly smart but they're not stupid either.
I would probably put Vinny slightly smarter than Paulie but hard to argue that ranking. :thumbup:
Vinny might be slightly "book" smarter, but Pauly has already parlayed this whole thing into a post Jersey Shore career. Hell, he went on tour with Britney Spears. Pauly off the charts more "street" smart or "business" smart
That's only because he has a "skill" as a DJ. Situation has made more money than anyone else so in terms of street smarts he should be listed first.
 
Most intelligent (and I use the term VERY loosely) cast member?a) Paulieb) Vinnyc) JennyDumbest cast member?a) Deenab) Snookiec) RonnieSitch and Sam are somewhere in between. They aren't exactly smart but they're not stupid either.
I would probably put Vinny slightly smarter than Paulie but hard to argue that ranking. :thumbup:
That isn't a ranking. It's a multiple choice.
Vinny smartest Deena dumbestSammie isn't far behind though.
 
Situation knows what he's doing, he's not dumb (vs rest of cast members). He knows how to command screen time and how to parlay his image when he really has nothing to offer unlike Paulie who is a DJ.

 
J-woww is now the most boring cast member. She's cleaned herself up way too much. She doesn't add anything to the show anymore.

 
I didn't think it was possible for there to be a more disgusting, unappealing waste of female life form than Snookie.

......

Then along comes Deena.

 
I think Sitch actually seems smarter than he really is, but tough to disagree with those rankings. That bottom tier is a pretty close race, however. I think I'd rank Deena below Snookie as I think Snookie actually realizes she's stupid. I'm not so sure about Deena.
Those aren't rankings. It's a multiple choice.
Gotcha. Only took two times of explaining it before I got it.Still, they stand up pretty well as rankings.
 
Most intelligent (and I use the term VERY loosely) cast member?a) Paulieb) Vinnyc) JennyDumbest cast member?a) Deenab) Snookiec) RonnieSitch and Sam are somewhere in between. They aren't exactly smart but they're not stupid either.
I would probably put Vinny slightly smarter than Paulie but hard to argue that ranking. :thumbup:
Vinny might be slightly "book" smarter, but Pauly has already parlayed this whole thing into a post Jersey Shore career. Hell, he went on tour with Britney Spears. Pauly off the charts more "street" smart or "business" smart
That's only because he has a "skill" as a DJ. Situation has made more money than anyone else so in terms of street smarts he should be listed first.
The situation has clearly jumped the shark. He came out of the gates strong, but his schtick has grown stale. Pauly is more of a marathoner. He has had very few exceptional moments (for JS standards), but is appeal is still there and I think it will be for quite some time. All of the rest of them I've grown tired of.
 
Most intelligent (and I use the term VERY loosely) cast member?

a) Paulie

b) Vinny

c) Jenny

Dumbest cast member?

a) Deena

b) Snookie

c) Ronnie

Sitch and Sam are somewhere in between. They aren't exactly smart but they're not stupid either.
I would probably put Vinny slightly smarter than Paulie but hard to argue that ranking. :thumbup:
Vinny might be slightly "book" smarter, but Pauly has already parlayed this whole thing into a post Jersey Shore career. Hell, he went on tour with Britney Spears. Pauly off the charts more "street" smart or "business" smart
That's only because he has a "skill" as a DJ. Situation has made more money than anyone else so in terms of street smarts he should be listed first.
The situation has clearly jumped the shark. He came out of the gates strong, but his schtick has grown stale. Pauly is more of a marathoner. He has had very few exceptional moments (for JS standards), but is appeal is still there and I think it will be for quite some time. All of the rest of them I've grown tired of.
Let's be honest!!!
 
Sitch is an idiot, anyone who has listened to an interview with him knows this. I think he does have an excellent agent though.

Vinny is smartest overall, Paulie is right behind him.

I think I am done with the show after this season...

 
Most intelligent (and I use the term VERY loosely) cast member?

a) Paulie

b) Vinny

c) Jenny

Dumbest cast member?

a) Deena

b) Snookie

c) Ronnie

Sitch and Sam are somewhere in between. They aren't exactly smart but they're not stupid either.
I would probably put Vinny slightly smarter than Paulie but hard to argue that ranking. :thumbup:
Vinny might be slightly "book" smarter, but Pauly has already parlayed this whole thing into a post Jersey Shore career. Hell, he went on tour with Britney Spears. Pauly off the charts more "street" smart or "business" smart
That's only because he has a "skill" as a DJ. Situation has made more money than anyone else so in terms of street smarts he should be listed first.
The situation has clearly jumped the shark. He came out of the gates strong, but his schtick has grown stale. Pauly is more of a marathoner. He has had very few exceptional moments (for JS standards), but is appeal is still there and I think it will be for quite some time. All of the rest of them I've grown tired of.
Let's be honest!!!
Lesbihonest Lesgo :thumbup:

 
My GOD, that was probably the worst episode of the entire series.

Recap:

Snooki cries and moans.

Deena cries and moans.

Sitch acts like a little bitch.

Vinny gets it in with Snooki.

The End.

 
I've thought since the 1st half of season 2 they would have been better off treating Jersey Shore like Real World where they get a new cast every year and maybe have an "all-star" type season thrown in every few seasons.

Then the somewhat interesting characters could spin off onto their own shows like:

Situation of Love - Mike smooshes his way through 24 GTFers to find "the one"

MVP/GTL - these guys living together in NYC or basically just doing their thing, dump the chicks

Everybody Does Snooki

With keeping the current group, they all just became even bigger charicatures of themselves and everything is even more manufactured / recycled.

I keep watching this every week, though, so I guess I can't complain too much.

 
Watched the latest episode yesterday. Had an aha moment when the Sitch was telling Snooki on the outside porch how good he'd treat her if they were together. Mike is thinking future business here...he sees the success of all the couple reality shows. A Situation and Snooki as a couple show would be an easy sell. He's seeing the dolllar signs with this move.

 
I can't find the words to adequately describe how sick of Snooki I am. She has ruined this show, all by herself.

Previously on Jersey Shore: SNOOKIE CRIES AND ACTS LIKE A JACKASS.

Next week on Jersey Shore: SNOOKIE CRIES AND ACTS LIKE A JACKASS.

ENOUGH ALREADY!!!

Nobody cares!

 
All in house bull #### this season because they don't speak Italian. Hard to bring in chicks when you can't talk to them. It was best when the twin whores were around, but they've been absent for a while now.

 
All in house bull #### this season because they don't speak Italian. Hard to bring in chicks when you can't talk to them. It was best when the twin whores were around, but they've been absent for a while now.
The producers should've paid them a small stipend to stick around.
 
I can't find the words to adequately describe how sick of Snooki I am. She has ruined this show, all by herself.

Previously on Jersey Shore: SNOOKIE CRIES AND ACTS LIKE A JACKASS.

Next week on Jersey Shore: SNOOKIE CRIES AND ACTS LIKE A JACKASS.

ENOUGH ALREADY!!!

Nobody cares!
They should change the name of the show to "FML....I don't deserve this right now......in this house."
 
Was at Target yesterday looking for a toy headset and saw a huge display pitching a board game for these wastes of carbon. Why can't the Occupy Everything people protest the fact that these inbreeds are filthy rich?

 
It's probably time for a whole new cast. I don't care about any of these people anymore.
:yes: Hopefully Seaside is their final chapter. Only person in the house I can stand listening to anymore is Pauly D. Really the only one of the cast I could see having any success with a spinoff show. (I think Situation's chances went up in flames with this past season)
 
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