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Craig_MiamiFL said:
$*#& Sam is coming back next week. It was fun while it lasted.
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Not really. I thought it would be, because her departure would mean the return of single Ronnie, but he still spends all his time crying and moping anyway. I'd rather see him destroying stuff and telling her to sleep outside like a dog than sending her flowers and balloons by phone.
 
By the way, Snitchuation was the star last night for sure. I actually laughed out loud at :

"Come on, take one full bite and I'll leave. One bite and I'll leave. You want some pickle, dog?"

:thumbup:

 
Evilgrin 72 said:
Craig_MiamiFL said:
$*#& Sam is coming back next week.

It was fun while it lasted.
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Not really. I thought it would be, because her departure would mean the return of single Ronnie, but he still spends all his time crying and moping anyway. I'd rather see him destroying stuff and telling her to sleep outside like a dog than sending her flowers and balloons by phone.
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:hophead: Bolded was unreal comedy by the way

 
Ronnie: "Listening to Mike talk about relationship problems is like listening to a sailor talk about flying a plane."

:goodposting:

 
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Evilgrin 72 said:
By the way, Snitchuation was the star last night for sure. I actually laughed out loud at :"Come on, take one full bite and I'll leave. One bite and I'll leave. You want some pickle, dog?" :lmao:
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That guy does some good work.
 
Evilgrin 72 said:
By the way, Snitchuation was the star last night for sure. I actually laughed out loud at :"Come on, take one full bite and I'll leave. One bite and I'll leave. You want some pickle, dog?" :lmao:
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watching that i was thinking "damn, now vinny is gonna be thirsty". on the way out mike said "do you want a drink?" which leads me to believe that wasn't C-blocking, but rather just good looking out on mike's part
 
Evilgrin 72 said:
Craig_MiamiFL said:
$*#& Sam is coming back next week. It was fun while it lasted.
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Not really. I thought it would be, because her departure would mean the return of single Ronnie, but he still spends all his time crying and moping anyway. I'd rather see him destroying stuff and telling her to sleep outside like a dog than sending her flowers and balloons by phone.
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:jawdrop: i've lost all respect for the guy. he's not even half a man.
 
Evilgrin 72 said:
By the way, Snitchuation was the star last night for sure. I actually laughed out loud at :"Come on, take one full bite and I'll leave. One bite and I'll leave. You want some pickle, dog?" :jawdrop:
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Slopopatomous was my favorite
 
Evilgrin 72 said:
Craig_MiamiFL said:
$*#& Sam is coming back next week. It was fun while it lasted.
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Not really. I thought it would be, because her departure would mean the return of single Ronnie, but he still spends all his time crying and moping anyway. I'd rather see him destroying stuff and telling her to sleep outside like a dog than sending her flowers and balloons by phone.
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Depressed Ronnie would soon morph in Drunk Ronnie. Just a matter of time.I agree that Depressed Ronnie makes me yearn for Fake Ronnie.
 
'Craig_MiamiFL said:
Mike @ dinner. "Ron, why you cryin' all the time? Man up bro" :goodposting:
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It was all for the cameras, but Sitch sitting by himself at a huge table with like 5 to-go boxes talking to himself was hilarious.
 
Sitch: She just gave me head. You can't get an STD from that.

Usually I think the pranks are lame, but cheese bed was hysterical.

 
'Thread Killer said:
What was the word that kept getting bleeped out when they were talking about the underwear that clogged the toilet?
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guinea, as in Guinea Tee. I guess they felt that it was offensive to Italians, as opposed to the rest of the show, which portrays them in such a positive light.
 
Snookie was all over the place last night.

She's with Vinnie on the couch:

Vinnie: "Do you care if I bring a girl home tonight?"

Snookie: "No."

Vinnie brings a girl home. Snookie spends the night crying and the next morning talks about how she "like, likes" Vinnie. Later she obsesses over some random plummer guy. After that she does the cheese bed prank with Sam and Ronnie. They finish off the episode with her telling Vinnie she's fine with him smashing other girls.

 
'sports_fan said:
Snookie was all over the place last night.

She's with Vinnie on the couch:

Vinnie: "Do you care if I bring a girl home tonight?"

Snookie: "No."

Vinnie brings a girl home. Snookie spends the night crying and the next morning talks about how she "like, likes" Vinnie. Later she obsesses over some random plummer guy. After that she does the cheese bed prank with Sam and Ronnie. They finish off the episode with her telling Vinnie she's fine with him smashing other girls.
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:)
 
are these guys solely pulling trim in under 2 minutes because of the cameras?

"i want to have lots of your babies tonight!"

 
what the hell was with Sitch and the dogs?

Does he really like living in a place where dogs are ####ting and pissing all over the place.

That really doesn't seem that funny to me :shrug:

 
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