Jersey Shore (1 Viewer)

[Craig_MiamiFL]

The grenade count is getting out of control with these guys.

First Rawnie. Next, Paulie D.

 

[Craig_MiamiFL]

IT'S T-SHIRT TIME! urpleone:

:fistpump:T-SHIRT TIME

 

[Bears_Man2]

Ronnie "I was 3 way kissing, motor boating the shot girl last night, I woke up this morning & thought what did I do. I felt like a piece of #### & am going to tell her (Sammy)"

Jenny: "You going to tell her?"

Ronnie: "#### her, I'm not going to tell her now (after another argument)"

Way to man up Ron. Pretty sure she'll see it on TV.

 

[Raider Nation]

I am so over the Ronnie/Sammi 3rd-grade garbage.

IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER

PISSED OFF AT EACH OTHER

IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER

PISSED OFF AT EACH OTHER

IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER

PISSED OFF AT EACH OTHER

IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER

PISSED OFF AT EACH OTHER

 

[Bill Brasky]

Last night's episode was pretty hilarious.

 

[pantherclub]

So the girls they brought home in the hottub were not hot enough to screw but somehow Snookie was?

Ronnie is a raging psychopath.

 

[EYLive]

Last night's episode was pretty hilarious.

Snickers behind the gelato counter had me rolling.I don't think Vinny and Snicks smooshed.

 

[QUEZILLA]

IT'S T-SHIRT TIME! urpleone:

:fistpump:T-SHIRT TIME

I like how you did the t-shirt in purple font. Just so happens to be the color shirt Snookie picked out for the Situation.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Let me smoosh you, pleeeaaaase?

(or something to that effect)

 

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

First Snooki, now Ronnie! Another Jersey Shore cast member has been arrested in Seaside Heights during filming of the hit MTV reality show. While in the Seaside community filming Jersey Shore Season 3, police apparently picked up tough-guy Ronnie on warrants for outstanding parking tickets he failed to pay.Jersey Shore Arrest: Ronnie Pinched In Seaside On Two Outstanding Warrants

 

[ThaPenguin]

I am so over the Ronnie/Sammi 3rd-grade garbage.

IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER

PISSED OFF AT EACH OTHER

IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER

PISSED OFF AT EACH OTHER

IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER

PISSED OFF AT EACH OTHER

IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER

PISSED OFF AT EACH OTHER

Getting quite tiresome, and really killing the vibe of the show.

 

[Raider Nation]

Pics of Snookie's bare butt (as her skirt rides up) are all over the place... Tyler, Phun, etc.

Felt it was my duty to share this information just in case any of you freaks actually want to see it.

She is repulsive.

 

[oukurt]

I now have it set to record on my DVR.

 

[offdee]

I now have it set to record on my DVR.

Big night...time to break out the red joints!!! (grabs red shoes)

 

[oukurt]

I now have it set to record on my DVR.

Big night...time to break out the red joints!!! (grabs red shoes)

 

[Raider Nation]

Oh wow... Ronnie and Sammi get into a HUGE fight then make up.

I think everyone's 15 minutes are just about up.

 

[Raider Nation]

Oh wow... Ronnie and Sammi get into a HUGE fight then make up.

Oops.... my bad. Didn't get far enough into the episode.Fighting again.

 

[Raider Nation]

Oh wow... Ronnie and Sammi get into a HUGE fight then make up.

Oops.... my bad. Didn't get far enough into the episode.Fighting again.

Made up again.

 

[offdee]

Oh wow... Ronnie and Sammi get into a HUGE fight then make up. I think everyone's 15 minutes are just about up.

The best show would be just an MVP season. (Mike, Vinny & Pauly). Drop Ronny and every girl.

 

[Raider Nation]

They are all making, what... $10-20K per episode? Not to mention appearance fees.

Which one of these morons is most likely to be dead broke three years from now? Ronnie blows it all on booze?

 

[iamsmilin]

Oh wow... Ronnie and Sammi get into a HUGE fight then make up. I think everyone's 15 minutes are just about up.

The best show would be just an MVP season. (Mike, Vinny & Pauly). Drop Ronny and every girl.

You gotta keep Snooki and JWow. Snooki is a diaster waiting to happen. JWow dresses like a pron star and is willing to throw down at the drop of a hat. They just need to stop focusing on Ron and Sammi.

 

[Walton Goggins]

They are all making, what... $10-20K per episode? Not to mention appearance fees.Which one of these morons is most likely to be dead broke three years from now? Ronnie blows it all on booze?

Sitch and Snook I believe are making 30 or 40k an episode while the other are making less

 

[Masked Vigilante]

They are all making, what... $10-20K per episode? Not to mention appearance fees.Which one of these morons is most likely to be dead broke three years from now? Ronnie blows it all on booze?

He was on cocaine when shooting in Miami (serious).

 

[Bob Loblaw]

It didn't really happen on last night's episode, but what's with RonRon's dance where he shakes his palm in his face?

 

[Bob Loblaw]

I find it funny that everyone on the show hates Angelina. She has zero redeeming qualities. She is just horrid.

She's got a nice ###

I would disagree with that. Also did you see those thunder thighs? There is more cottage cheese on her legs than in the dairy aisle at Wegmans.

Oops. Angelina let one out through her turd cutter last night. What did others say when she walked out in her sexy gear?

 

[Tremendous Upside]

I find it funny that everyone on the show hates Angelina. She has zero redeeming qualities. She is just horrid.

She's got a nice ###

I would disagree with that. Also did you see those thunder thighs? There is more cottage cheese on her legs than in the dairy aisle at Wegmans.

Oops. Angelina let one out through her turd cutter last night. What did others say when she walked out in her sexy gear?

Pauli: I think Victoria should have kept that one a secret

 

[3 out of 5]

I almost enjoy these as much as the show itself. Almost. Pull them out of context, and some of the random stuff you miss otherwise gets even better.

Episode 1

Episode 2

Episode 3

edit to add -- some NSFW language text on the pictures.

 

[azgroover]

They are all making, what... $10-20K per episode? Not to mention appearance fees.

Which one of these morons is most likely to be dead broke three years from now? Ronnie blows it all on booze?

He was on cocaine when shooting in Miami (serious).

I figured something else besides booze was in his system. He's just strange when they go out . At first, I thought it was maybe X, but people can generally pass for sober from that stuff. This dude is just out of his mind.

 

[Bears_Man2]

Replace Ron & Sammie. They've devoted way too many episodes to their boring on/off love affair & it's making these episodes unwatchable.

I can't think of anything noteworthy Sammi's done on any of the 2 seasons to date. Thought they should have replaced her after Season 1.

 

[Chris B.]

I kinda like the gelato shop segments.

I think Jwoww's boobs actually would feel like bags of sand.

 

[Maik Jeaunz]

Paulie had all the best lines last night.

on seeing Angelina with her garbage bag dress: "she's wearing her luggage from last year."

after Vinny tells a gelato customer that he's a good spooner: "yeah, Vinny spoons. I fork."

after a gelato customer gave him her number: "she had summer teeth. some are like this, and some are like that."

 

[3 out of 5]

I almost enjoy these as much as the show itself. Almost. Pull them out of context, and some of the random stuff you miss otherwise gets even better.

Episode 1

Episode 2

Episode 3

edit to add -- some NSFW language text on the pictures.

Hot off the presses:Episode 4!

 

[pantherclub]

A few thoughts:

1. Ronnie was def jacked up that night. Too many mannerisms of a coked up dude

2. The sammy and Ronnie drama is just drowning the show. Leave it be and just show them doing their thing

3. I still contend just like in the first season if they were to drop some normal dude in with them it would be hilarious. Get someone like a sophomore from UGA and see how it interacts with all of them.

4. All of the people on the show are extremely animated with their hands when they talk.

 

[offdee]

It didn't really happen on last night's episode, but what's with RonRon's dance where he shakes his palm in his face?

I tried to look for a Youtube clip to show, but couldn't find one....I believe this is a move that some rappers did a while back in a popular rap video.About 2 years ago, the Linebackers from the Giants used to do it after sacks (if I remember correctly).

 

[offdee]

2. The sammy and Ronnie drama is just drowning the show. Leave it be and just show them doing their thing

A while back during filming I read somewhere that there wasn't as much to get excited about inside the house this season...I think this is what we're seeing here. Editors would probably love to show something else, but unfortunately not much other show-worthy footage outside of this Ronnie/Sammy fighting to fill episodes.

 

[pantherclub]

It didn't really happen on last night's episode, but what's with RonRon's dance where he shakes his palm in his face?

I tried to look for a Youtube clip to show, but couldn't find one....I believe this is a move that some rappers did a while back in a popular rap video.About 2 years ago, the Linebackers from the Giants used to do it after sacks (if I remember correctly).

Thats the "pure coke in Miami" danceHe seemed "sober" and in control before he got into the cab. The he leaves and shows up. Where do you think he went?

 

[wadegarrett]

I kinda like the gelato shop segments.

I think Jwoww's boobs actually would feel like bags of sand.

i'd still put it in her

 

[Tremendous Upside]

It didn't really happen on last night's episode, but what's with RonRon's dance where he shakes his palm in his face?

I tried to look for a Youtube clip to show, but couldn't find one....I believe this is a move that some rappers did a while back in a popular rap video.About 2 years ago, the Linebackers from the Giants used to do it after sacks (if I remember correctly).

Thats the "pure coke in Miami" danceHe seemed "sober" and in control before he got into the cab. The he leaves and shows up. Where do you think he went?

For sureThey didn't give any time context, but I felt like it was a bit of a while, they way the others were surprised that he showed up out of nowhere

 

[Exit 1]

It didn't really happen on last night's episode, but what's with RonRon's dance where he shakes his palm in his face?

I tried to look for a Youtube clip to show, but couldn't find one....I believe this is a move that some rappers did a while back in a popular rap video.About 2 years ago, the Linebackers from the Giants used to do it after sacks (if I remember correctly).

Thats the "pure coke in Miami" danceHe seemed "sober" and in control before he got into the cab. The he leaves and shows up. Where do you think he went?

For sureThey didn't give any time context, but I felt like it was a bit of a while, they way the others were surprised that he showed up out of nowhere

And why wasn't he upset with everyone for leaving him, especially his boys? Did the show just cut that part out maybe?

 

[Major]

It didn't really happen on last night's episode, but what's with RonRon's dance where he shakes his palm in his face?

I tried to look for a Youtube clip to show, but couldn't find one....I believe this is a move that some rappers did a while back in a popular rap video.About 2 years ago, the Linebackers from the Giants used to do it after sacks (if I remember correctly).

You can't see me

 

[offdee]

It didn't really happen on last night's episode, but what's with RonRon's dance where he shakes his palm in his face?

I tried to look for a Youtube clip to show, but couldn't find one....I believe this is a move that some rappers did a while back in a popular rap video.About 2 years ago, the Linebackers from the Giants used to do it after sacks (if I remember correctly).

You can't see me

Found an example (at 4:15) :ballin':http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eViujsD4Yk8

 

[Major]

It didn't really happen on last night's episode, but what's with RonRon's dance where he shakes his palm in his face?

I tried to look for a Youtube clip to show, but couldn't find one....I believe this is a move that some rappers did a while back in a popular rap video.About 2 years ago, the Linebackers from the Giants used to do it after sacks (if I remember correctly).

Thats the "pure coke in Miami" danceHe seemed "sober" and in control before he got into the cab. The he leaves and shows up. Where do you think he went?

:drugs:

 

[Jaysus]

It didn't really happen on last night's episode, but what's with RonRon's dance where he shakes his palm in his face?

I tried to look for a Youtube clip to show, but couldn't find one....I believe this is a move that some rappers did a while back in a popular rap video.About 2 years ago, the Linebackers from the Giants used to do it after sacks (if I remember correctly).

You can't see me

Found an example (at 4:15) :ballin':http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eViujsD4Yk8

Videos are for suckers

 

[Walton Goggins]

If you leave and doing coke then get home you aren't going to fall all over the place and crash. The way he crashes looks like he simply can't handle his booze. Remember when he was mixing drinks even the other people in the house couldn't drink it and commented having ONE of those would make them hammered. Tough to do coke while cameras and mics are on you at all times.

 

[Sheriff66]

If you leave and doing coke then get home you aren't going to fall all over the place and crash. The way he crashes looks like he simply can't handle his booze. Remember when he was mixing drinks even the other people in the house couldn't drink it and commented having ONE of those would make them hammered. Tough to do coke while cameras and mics are on you at all times.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

It didn't really happen on last night's episode, but what's with RonRon's dance where he shakes his palm in his face?

I tried to look for a Youtube clip to show, but couldn't find one....I believe this is a move that some rappers did a while back in a popular rap video.About 2 years ago, the Linebackers from the Giants used to do it after sacks (if I remember correctly).

You can't see me

Found an example (at 4:15) :ballin':http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eViujsD4Yk8

Videos are for suckers

That's it. Thanks Jaysus. He's rockin' the double can't see me.

 

[Major]

If you leave and doing coke then get home you aren't going to fall all over the place and crash. The way he crashes looks like he simply can't handle his booze. Remember when he was mixing drinks even the other people in the house couldn't drink it and commented having ONE of those would make them hammered. Tough to do coke while cameras and mics are on you at all times.

I really wish network execs would allow them to show drug use on these reality shows....i'm fairly certain the ratings would actually increase with all the shenanigans that normally go down in such situations.

 

[pantherclub]

If you leave and doing coke then get home you aren't going to fall all over the place and crash. The way he crashes looks like he simply can't handle his booze. Remember when he was mixing drinks even the other people in the house couldn't drink it and commented having ONE of those would make them hammered. Tough to do coke while cameras and mics are on you at all times.

We have no idea of the timeline but if he just went and did some blow while in the cab and then came back to the club jacked up and pounding liquor then he would certainly crash like that. The coke masks the booze and makes you able to drink a ton but at some point it catches you. (or so I have heard )

 

[Major]

If you leave and doing coke then get home you aren't going to fall all over the place and crash. The way he crashes looks like he simply can't handle his booze. Remember when he was mixing drinks even the other people in the house couldn't drink it and commented having ONE of those would make them hammered. Tough to do coke while cameras and mics are on you at all times.

We have no idea of the timeline but if he just went and did some blow while in the cab and then came back to the club jacked up and pounding liquor then he would certainly crash like that. The coke masks the booze and makes you able to drink a ton but at some point it catches you. (or so I have heard )

:sniffle:

 

[pantherclub]

If you leave and doing coke then get home you aren't going to fall all over the place and crash. The way he crashes looks like he simply can't handle his booze. Remember when he was mixing drinks even the other people in the house couldn't drink it and commented having ONE of those would make them hammered. Tough to do coke while cameras and mics are on you at all times.

We have no idea of the timeline but if he just went and did some blow while in the cab and then came back to the club jacked up and pounding liquor then he would certainly crash like that. The coke masks the booze and makes you able to drink a ton but at some point it catches you. (or so I have heard )

:sniffle:

Plus if you notice Ron Ron didnt try and smoosh with Princess. I have also heard coke is not good for erections unless you have viagra