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Jersey Shore (1 Viewer)

Gotta agree with the rest of youse that the Ronnie/Sammy thing is tired.

In fact, Angelina's presence is probably the most interesting thing on this show outside of Paulie.

 
Maik Jeaunz said:
Paulie had all the best lines last night.on seeing Angelina with her garbage bag dress: "she's wearing her luggage from last year."after Vinny tells a gelato customer that he's a good spooner: "yeah, Vinny spoons. I fork."after a gelato customer gave him her number: "she had summer teeth. some are like this, and some are like that." :goodposting:
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Vinny had the best line on Angelina, but it was in diary, not live.
 
The Situation making 5 million a year.....

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/23/t...l_n_691241.html

'The Situation' Worth $5 Million A Year: His Most Ridiculous Endorsements

First Posted: 08-23-10 12:52 PM | Updated: 08-23-10 03:22 PM

UPDATE: A separate report claims The Situation is going to be a contestant on 'Dancing with the Stars' next season.

PREVIOUSLY:

'The Situation' is set to earn $5 million in 2010, sources tell The Hollywood Reporter.

Mike Sorrentino, 29, reportedly earns $60,000 per episode of 'Jersey Shore' and commands an appearance fee of $15,000 to $50,000. These paychecks put him at about $1 million before his many endorsements and branded products.

"We are really excited about all the opportunities coming Mike's way," his manager, Mike Petolino of Gotham Entertainment, told THR. "He has been able to secure many endorsement deals, business opportunities and additional television offers based on the success of the show. Our goal has always been to try to build a brand if the situation presented itself."

'The Situation' has put his name on an abs-focused workout video and a nutritional supplement, and he has received a six-figure advance on his autobiography, 'Here's the Situation.' His endorsements include Vitamin Water, Reebok, a new vodka line and many more. He even gets a cut of all 'Jersey Shore' merchandise and has a rap song. Does he make you want to buy anything?
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First 30 minutes of tonight = best part of the season to date.

Then.....

We go back to Sammie & Ron. :goodposting: Seriously Bro?!?

Ron "We done? Answer Me. If you don't answer, we're done. (Silence) Ok we're done."

(30 seconds later) "Where's my book at?" CREEP MODE!\

Looking forward to the Sam & Jenny cat fight.

 
Such a chick thing to do... leaving that stupid note.

A dude would just roll up to one of his boys and say "Bro, your broad is steppin out on you."

The End.

 
Raider Nation said:
Such a chick thing to do... leaving that stupid note.A dude would just roll up to one of his boys and say "Bro, your broad is steppin out on you." The End.
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I consider myself a guy, but I am pretty sure I would never say "Bro, your broad is steppin out on you."
 
whoknew said:
Raider Nation said:
Such a chick thing to do... leaving that stupid note.A dude would just roll up to one of his boys and say "Bro, your broad is steppin out on you." The End.
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I consider myself a guy, but I am pretty sure I would never say "Bro, your broad is steppin out on you."
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Now imagine you grew up in Jersey, have orange skin, cemented black hair, take steroids and hate wearing shirts.
 
Sitch was killing me last night....he had some great lines. We definitely need more Situation dialogue although I enjoy those coy looks he gives the camera at the club or when Ronnie is slipping. The line about Angelina nixing the treadmill in favor of the elliptical was :lmao:

 
Major said:
Sitch was killing me last night....he had some great lines. We definitely need more Situation dialogue although I enjoy those coy looks he gives the camera at the club or when Ronnie is slipping. The line about Angelina nixing the treadmill in favor of the elliptical was :lmao:
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:lmao: :hot:
 
Major said:
Sitch was killing me last night....he had some great lines. We definitely need more Situation dialogue although I enjoy those coy looks he gives the camera at the club or when Ronnie is slipping. The line about Angelina nixing the treadmill in favor of the elliptical was :popcorn:
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You know the writers tell them to say that ####, right?
 
dickey moe said:
Major said:
Sitch was killing me last night....he had some great lines. We definitely need more Situation dialogue although I enjoy those coy looks he gives the camera at the club or when Ronnie is slipping. The line about Angelina nixing the treadmill in favor of the elliptical was :confused:
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You know the writers tell them to say that ####, right?
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I'm sure writers play a hand but he developed this schtick on his own.
 
Best episode of the season tonight. IMO, its not even close.

Situation manages to keep that idiot with the massive cans in the Smoosh Room for 15 minutes while he carbo loads. Then he pushes her right out the door. Loved it.

Then he almost hooks up with a tranny <_<

Absolute classic tonight. Great Vinny episode as well.

 
TLEF316 said:
Best episode of the season tonight. IMO, its not even close.
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Very little Sammy/Ronnie bullsh&t will do that.Sitch brought his A-game tonight.-----------------The Aftershow & previews seem to indicate Sam/Ron are or will be together again. Please just replaces these ####s already.
 
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One of the better episodes of the season. I have no sympathy for Sammi, she brings it on herself. Instead of getting mad at the ##### for acting like that, she gets mad at the people who tell her about it. Then she befriends Angelina because she has no one else to talk to.

Angelina is so much drama.

I hate chicks sometimes.

 
iamsmilin said:
One of the better episodes of the season. I have no sympathy for Sammi, she brings it on herself. Instead of getting mad at the ##### for acting like that, she gets mad at the people who tell her about it. Then she befriends Angelina because she has no one else to talk to. Angelina is so much drama.I hate chicks sometimes.
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:lmao: :excited:
 
A lot of girls can talk a tough game but JWOWW is legit. I think it was a few episodes back where she says she is going home to remove her earrings and apply Vaseline on her face then she'll be ready to fight. Anyone who mentions putting Vaseline on their face before a fight is all business. I don't think I've ever heard a person say that except boxers

 
Walton Goggins said:
A lot of girls can talk a tough game but JWOWW is legit. I think it was a few episodes back where she says she is going home to remove her earrings and apply Vaseline on her face then she'll be ready to fight. Anyone who mentions putting Vaseline on their face before a fight is all business. I don't think I've ever heard a person say that except boxers
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She's one of the few wimmenz I'd fear in a fight....girl is a beast
 
I am liking Vinny. Dude seems to see through the bulls#it more than the others. Plus he is getting his smoush on more than any of them. Snooki a week or two ago :angry: Twice in the show last night - the girl at the club and Angelina even after she was yelling at him and calling him ugly he ended up tappin that. Plus he hooked up with Sitch's sister too I think. Good for him. He knows what this is about.

LOL @ Sammi saying she beat JWOWW's ####. I think she needs to rethink her position on that. That situation (pardon the pun) is going to boil up again. Can't beleive Ronnie is bumpin her again either. She has no self confidence.

LOL @ Santa Claus is dead. LOL @ the Mangrenade - dude looked like an ogre.

As much as my wife and I claim that we hate watching this show, it makes us laugh because we feel better about ourselves.

 
The Hardline said:
I am liking Vinny. Dude seems to see through the bulls#it more than the others. Plus he is getting his smoush on more than any of them. Snooki a week or two ago :thumbup: Twice in the show last night - the girl at the club and Angelina even after she was yelling at him and calling him ugly he ended up tappin that. Plus he hooked up with Sitch's sister too I think. Good for him. He knows what this is about.As much as my wife and I claim that we hate watching this show, it makes us laugh because we feel better about ourselves.
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Vinny is definately the biggest player, even though Sitch is the loudest one. Isn't that the reason to watch any reality show?
 
Major said:
Walton Goggins said:
A lot of girls can talk a tough game but JWOWW is legit. I think it was a few episodes back where she says she is going home to remove her earrings and apply Vaseline on her face then she'll be ready to fight. Anyone who mentions putting Vaseline on their face before a fight is all business. I don't think I've ever heard a person say that except boxers
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She's one of the few wimmenz I'd fear in a fight....girl is a beast
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I heard somewhere that she actually got a tae kwon do black belt by the time she was 15 or something. in a 1-on-1 fight with no interference, I'm pretty sure she would knock out Sammi in record time.
 
Maik Jeaunz said:
Major said:
Walton Goggins said:
A lot of girls can talk a tough game but JWOWW is legit. I think it was a few episodes back where she says she is going home to remove her earrings and apply Vaseline on her face then she'll be ready to fight. Anyone who mentions putting Vaseline on their face before a fight is all business. I don't think I've ever heard a person say that except boxers
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She's one of the few wimmenz I'd fear in a fight....girl is a beast
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I heard somewhere that she actually got a tae kwon do black belt by the time she was 15 or something. in a 1-on-1 fight with no interference, I'm pretty sure she would knock out Sammi in record time.
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I missed the first ten minutes of the episode last night. How exactly did Sammi "win" the fight?
 
Maik Jeaunz said:
Major said:
Walton Goggins said:
A lot of girls can talk a tough game but JWOWW is legit. I think it was a few episodes back where she says she is going home to remove her earrings and apply Vaseline on her face then she'll be ready to fight. Anyone who mentions putting Vaseline on their face before a fight is all business. I don't think I've ever heard a person say that except boxers
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She's one of the few wimmenz I'd fear in a fight....girl is a beast
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I heard somewhere that she actually got a tae kwon do black belt by the time she was 15 or something. in a 1-on-1 fight with no interference, I'm pretty sure she would knock out Sammi in record time.
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I agree and while Sammi did much better than expected there were way too many people trying to stop the fight and JWOWW looked pinned against the corner of the wall. Have everyone back off and no way Sammi survives after a few punches.
 
Just saw the episode and the best advertising for Fossil ever. Do any if them really think that's really a high end brand?

 
iamsmilin said:
Just saw the episode and the best advertising for Fossil ever. Do any if them really think that's really a high end brand?
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Ronnie was cracking me up with all the Fossil jabs....Hector or whatever that DBs name is needs to step up his JV game. Give a girl a watch after your first date and wear a suit/tie (when your job likely doesn't require you to wear one) :wall: Situation again killing it just by sitting back, giving the camera looks and collecting checks. Pauly D with probably the line of the episode with The Herp on the beach. Big ups to Vinny for getting his smoosh on. I'd love to hate f Angelina.
 
Raider Nation said:
I missed the first ten minutes of the episode last night. How exactly did Sammi "win" the fight?
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There was a lot of shoving between Sami and JWoWW going on and Sammi actually went at JWoWW and got off a right cross to her head while someone (ROnnie I think it was) was standing between them. It looked like it connected too. But there was little JWoWW could do about it because she did not see it coming with the interference.I read on line somewhere this week that Angelina wants a celebrity boxing match with JWoWW. She says she has beaten a lot of people up on Staten Island and could do it to JWoWW too. I think she would get wrecked in that battle.
 
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