Jersey Wearing Dilemma (1 Viewer)

[Buckna]

Afterwards if they're all smoking meth and having gay sex, does he have to do that too?

Sunday Funday!

 

[TheAristocrat]

None of these guys are wearing jerseys.

####### Pats fans.

 Perfect.

 

[SacramentoBob]

It's a jersey. He's not cupping Brady's balls.

Is he deflating them?

 

[SWC]

Adults shouldn't wear jerseys with other men's name on them.

adults should not care what other people wear take that to the bank brohan 

 

[matuski]

adults should not care what other people wear take that to the bank brohan 

People discriminate when it comes to choosing who we do business with, wearing a jersey with another man's name on it would rank high on the "weeding yourself out so i don't have to" list.

 

[SWC]

People discriminate when it comes to choosing who we do business with, wearing a jersey with another man's name on it would rank high on the "weeding yourself out so i don't have to" list.

how do you personally get around the weeding out process when you talk take that to epic burn bank on you by the old swcer brohan 

 

[matuski]

how do you personally get around the weeding out process when you talk take that to epic burn bank on you by the old swcer brohan 

It isn't hard for most people.  We appreciate those of you who struggle with things like - should I or shouldn't I walk around with another dude's name on my back?

 

[SWC]

It isn't hard for most people.  We appreciate those of you who struggle with things like - should I or shouldn't I walk around with another dude's name on my back?

yeah youve just been weeded brohan take that to the bank bromigo 

 

[matuski]

yeah youve just been weeded brohan take that to the bank bromigo 

I do the weeding here.  They pay me $40 per thread.

 

[SWC]

I do the weeding here.  They pay me $40 per thread.

a good rule of thumb is that if you are the guy in the thread who thinks you are doing the weeding you are not take that to the bank brohan

 

[matuski]

a good rule of thumb is that if you are the guy in the thread who thinks you are doing the weeding you are not take that to the bank brohan

Agreed, especially in this thread where people are doing it to themselves.

No effort necessary..  

 

[matuski]

An adult who ends every post with brohan trying to get the upper on hand on what is appropriate for adults to wear.

 

[SWC]

An adult who ends every post with brohan trying to get the upper on hand on what is appropriate for adults to wear.

a guy who says that no one needs religion but who has a religion of rules about clothing is that rolling head thing more so bam rubber glue on you take that to the score one more for the old swcer bank brochacho 

 

[matuski]

a guy who says that no one needs religion but who has a religion of rules about clothing is that rolling head thing more so bam rubber glue on you take that to the score one more for the old swcer bank brochacho 

haha - im big fan of your posts.  This was fun, but not your best effort.

 

[SWC]

haha - im big fan of your posts.  This was fun, but not your best effort.

i have to admit that once it was swc 100 matsooey 0 i sort of started mailing it in so yeah that was just some fourth quarter garbage time stuff oh well on to the next round good luck in ye olde consolation bracket bromigo take that to the bank

 

[Skoo]

Adults shouldn't wear jerseys with other men's name on them.

But they should spend countless hours debating which other men are on "their" fictional football team and then spend the next 6 months talking trash to their friends about how the men on their fake football team are better and more sexy than everyone else's?

"Ooooh I got the 1st draft pick! I get my choice of ALL the men in the NFL!"

Wearing a jersey seems like a weird place to draw the line...

 

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I never heard of visiting team sections in the NFL. Maybe Pats fans are special though. No clue. 

We are... but for most of us, it's not in a good way. 

 

[offdee]

It isn't hard for most people.  We appreciate those of you who struggle with things like - should I or shouldn't I walk around with another dude's name on my back?

Are you wearing an NFL jersey with your own last name on the back instead?

 

[Godsbrother]

I would wear the jersey, take a poop in the restroom, wipe up with the jersey and stash in the ceiling tiles.   I can't think of a more fitting end to a Tom Brady jersey.

 

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I would wear the jersey, take a poop in the restroom, wipe up with the jersey and stash in the ceiling tiles.   I can't think of a more fitting end to a Tom Brady jersey.

I suppose that's more appropriate han forcefully violating a young girl against her will with it.... 

 

[Godsbrother]

I suppose that's better than forcefully violating a young girl against her will with it.... 

 Oh boy here we go... twas just a joke.  Sorry.

 

[jon_mx]

I would wear a Kenny Stabler jersey.   And when you see them thank them for the jersey and ask them how did they know you liked Oakland?   

Still the best foolproof suggestion.  

 

[GregR]

People discriminate when it comes to choosing who we do business with, wearing a jersey with another man's name on it would rank high on the "weeding yourself out so i don't have to" list.

We get it. Maybe you finished your 3rd marathon viewing this year of your Project Runway DVDs, and spent all evening putting together ensembles that make you look fabulous. Now you want to show off that you can accessorize better than anyone else around so you'll feel special.

But really, we don't care about your clothing. Because we're men. There are only two rules men need to adhere to for clothing:

  1) Do you force the knowledge on us whether you're currently hanging left or hanging right?
  2) Can we see your crack (without plumbing repair being involved)?

If the answers to both of those are "no", you can look as pretty or as butch as you want to.  We really don't give a #### because we're not women.

 

[matuski]

Are you wearing an NFL jersey with your own last name on the back instead?

Yes.  I wear it everyday.  I wish I could be like me.

 

[matuski]

We get it. Maybe you finished your 3rd marathon viewing this year of your Project Runway DVDs, and spent all evening putting together ensembles that make you look fabulous. Now you want to show off that you can accessorize better than anyone else around so you'll feel special.

But really, we don't care about your clothing. Because we're men. There are only two rules men need to adhere to for clothing:

  1) Do you force the knowledge on us whether you're currently hanging left or hanging right?
  2) Can we see your crack (without plumbing repair being involved)?

If the answers to both of those are "no", you can look as pretty or as butch as you want to.  We really don't give a #### because we're not women.

At a sports bar or at a game, I let it go with a silent chuckle to myself... maybe a slight shake of my head.

At a business function, I do indeed have expectations on attire... while I would like to think I don't expect much - other men's jerseys don't cut it.

Also - Project Runway is seriously underrated.  

 

[Christo]

People discriminate when it comes to choosing who we do business with, wearing a jersey with another man's name on it would rank high on the "weeding yourself out so i don't have to" list.

Any time you want to weed me out of your life, fine by me.

 

[cstu]

But they should spend countless hours debating which other men are on "their" fictional football team and then spend the next 6 months talking trash to their friends about how the men on their fake football team are better and more sexy than everyone else's?

"Ooooh I got the 1st draft pick! I get my choice of ALL the men in the NFL!"

Wearing a jersey seems like a weird place to draw the line...

They shouldn't do that either.  Took me 20 years to figure it out.

 

[cstu]

None of these guys are wearing jerseys.

####### Pats fans.

 

[matuski]

Any time you want to weed me out of your life, fine by me.

So many grown men so sensitive/defensive about wearing other grown men's jerseys.

 

[jon_mx]

I am pretty sure you will catch the gay by wearing one of them there jerseys.  

 

[Apple Jack]

At a sports bar or at a game, I let it go with a silent chuckle to myself... maybe a slight shake of my head.

At a business function, I do indeed have expectations on attire... while I would like to think I don't expect much - other men's jerseys don't cut it.

Also - Project Runway is seriously underrated.  

We get it I don't wear jerseys with other mens names on it guy. Nobody cares.

 

[Christo]

So many grown men so sensitive/defensive about wearing other grown men's jerseys.

It's definitely the other way around.

 

[belljr]

I have a Brandon Weed en jersey

 

[Apple Jack]

Safe to say Matsuki is not a salesman.

 

[Christo]

I have a Brandon Weed en jersey

Houston, Dallas, Cleveland, or Poke. Important question.

 

[matuski]

It's definitely the other way around.

I might make an exception if you have a hard time finding regular clothes to fit you.

 

[matuski]

Safe to say Matsuki is not a salesman.

Make a great living doing just that.  The easiest way to win is often to sit back and let the other guy do something like wear another man's jersey.